Sali To Adhi Gharwali Hoti Hai
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Santa Ke Ghar Jab Pappu Hua To Uski Kunwari Saali Kuch Din Rahne Ke Liye Uske Ghar Aayi
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Admin ye joke desktop par display nahi ho raha
Means? Kya error aa rha hai
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown
From A 50 Feet
Building ,Which Will Reach The
Ground First????….
Aakhiri line kuchh is tarha aur jyada hot hoti : boobs to tere apni didi se bhi jyada mote aur doodh bilkul nhi. ? ? ?
Are alok gupta and all bhaiyo aap logo ke ho kya gya ha? Tumlog b babaji ki nakal kar raheho. Last line me ‘ye’ hona chahiye, last line me vo hona chahiye??? Ek baat kaan aur gand khol kar sunlo babaji ki nakal karna buri baat ha agar aisa karoge to joote hi padenge. Aisi baate sirf babaji hi bol sakte ha
hmmmmm :o
Santa ki nazar apni saali ke boobs pe rhti thi. Aur shayad usne hi daba daba ke bade kiye honge qki SAALI = AADHI GHARWALI.
hehehehehe…
Gud joke
sali aadhi gharwali..
Nilesh bro aapki saali hai kya ?
bhai, abhi humari shadi nhi hui hai..
Nice joke…admin.
Hamari to koi saali hi nhi h…
Hps bro min. 1 saali to honi hi chahiye .
Meri to 7 saliyan hain
Sali aadi garwali nahi, puri garwali. Agar sali ho to 2garwaliyan. Hehehe
Don bro apni saali ko wife ki trha use kar rhe ho kya ?
Mst joke…!
Nd yaar aaj phr wahi problm hui joke abhi mili hai date wise srch krne par..!
Aisa kyu..? :(
Nitesh Samosey – konsa browser use kar rahe ho? aur front page pe joke nahi dikhta kya?
and comments time se dikh rahe hai ya vo bhi nahi dikhte
Hmmm……
dkho bhi jb pc se rahta hu to phr e*xplorer8 nd mb se rhta hu 2 uc browsr 8.2..!
Nd bhai comments tym se dikhta hai…
Problm ye hai ke subah ka joke 3bje nd 3bje wala nxt day pdhne ko milta hai front page pe…!
that’s why calendr ka use krna pdta hai pdhne ke liye…!
Nd calendr ke use se jokes pdhna nd comments krna sb pahle ke jaisa normal hota hai..!
Tumeh koi !dea hai aakhir aisa kyu..? ho rha hai..?
Samosey Bhai :o kamal ho gayi yar mere idhar to esa nahi hota
par itna batao ki ye prob mobile se aati hai ya PC se
ya dono mein aati hai
Aur aaj ka joke dikha ke nahi abhi tak
May Be..Tumhari Mobile Ya PC Dono Ka Time-Date Picche Ho Ya Aage Ho… Chek Karo…!
Prince ye shayad uske broser ki problem ho.. bcoz hum site ke liye ek new caching ki technology use kar rahe hai
shayad iska browser refresh nahi kar pata…
Bhai agli bar tujhe jab b problem aaye to calender mein jane ki jagha PC par SHIFT Daba ke Rakhna aur mouse Refresh ka button dabana
Fir batana ki prb solve hui ya nahi
Bhai…log aisa kuch nahi hai jaisa aap log soch rhe ho..!
Problem bs joke publishing tym se hoti hai naa ke kuch aur se…!
Aur aisa akele mere saath hi nahi mere 10-12 Aur dosto ke saath hoti hai nd wo sb apna alag alag browser use krte hai..!
Nd problem ye dono pe aati hai mb. nd pc…!
Nd haan @Admin ye 1din aur hua tha aur aaj hua..!
Regularly aisa nahi hota..!
socha bta du shayad auro ko bhi ye problm ho nd wo joke naa padh paye [means jo comments nahi krte..!]
Nd mera kya hai nahi milta hai 2 koi naa koi jugaad laga ke read kr leta hi hu..!
heheh bhai tune apna kyu change kiya itna pyara naam tha Samosa… hehehe khane ka dil karta tha :’(
and please jab jab ye prob aaye mere ko batata jarur rahiyo taki main check kar saku
bcoz mere aurmere dosto mein aur kuch log jo ye site use karte hai kisi ko b prob nahi aa rahi.. so it is hard to find the error
fir bhi batate rahna
Site ki girls joke k bare me aapke kya vichar hain ? Explain………
..something about bollywood films according 2 my point of view..which r releasing of late!!
..but some movies are real like home made hygenic food..sorry i cant xpose my likes^_^.
..they are just like fast food serving restaurants..jiska mein customer nhi hoon..lolz!!
interviw Q no1;.how many types of boys r in dis world..??
simple..3+billion types..
interview Q no2: how many of them r intresting??
simple..are yaar uske liye milna padega..:)
interview Q no;3.how many of them r of ur choice??
simple..so many
interview Q no:4.to whom will u think..be ur life partner??
its difficult…cuz i dont know hes married or unmarried or in a relationship:)
interview successful..
……good afternoon friendss
Good joke
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…….. Wah! se Santa Wah!!!!!!!!
Maan gaye Ustad ………
Hi dosto,
Gud pm……
Dosto, Kisi ne sach he kaha hai…….
Chai Mai Patti Nahi To Chai Ka Kya Maza
Chai Mai Patti Nahi To Chai Ka Kya Maza
SaSuRal me Sali nahi to Sasural Ka Kya Maza ;)
@Anuj,..hahaha…kaisa hai be tu…??..jaldi so jaya kr samjha!!..take care!!..sweetboy ko meri tarf se hi!! bol dena..such a funny boy..with lots of sense of humour…missing om too!!..kitna khushmizaz kism ladka tha!!…goodevening!! reply needed!!..:)
gud n9t dear all frndz*
Alok yaar! ab jija bhi kya kare? India ki kisi bhi sali ko jab nai nai jawani chadti ha to vo sabse pehli apne jije par hi line marti ha. Aur phir jije ke liye to 2no hi biwiyan ha. Ek choti bv ek badi bv. hehehe
Aapke kahne ka matlb ye hai ki aap apni saali ko………….
A girl come in Class with new
slipper !!!
A Boy comments HER := Chappal
achhi hai !
GIRL REPLIED := Nikalu kya !!!
THEN ALL BOYS(Ek sath) := Teri
dress to or bhi achi hai=P =D….
…….har raat tujhe hi dekhkar gujregi..
…….har din tujhe hi dekhkar shuru hogi..
…….har shaam tujhe hi dekhkar dhalegi..
…….ab teri tasweer hata deta hoon..par kambakht..teri kaid mein jo hoon..
……janha tera hi raaz faila hai…ab mein tera umrakaidi hoon.
…………GOOD NIGHT…………..
dosto aj nind hi nhi aa rhi hai..
Koi online hai kya…???
Kyon kya hua bro.
**gud mrng frndz**
hw r u all…???
Bhaiya o saliyo se door hi rehna ye kharnaak hosakti hein , janhit ki baatein kartein hein hum to