Samaan Apna Apna
Views: 17,856 - Posted on 23 Nov 2011
Pati – Patni Talaq Ke Baad Apna-Apna Samaan Alag Kar Rahe The.
Pati (Bra Dete Hue): “Yeh Lo Apne Doodh Ka Dakkan”
Patni (Underwear Dete Hue): “Yeh Lo Murde Ka Kafan“
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L**d ko murda bola gya ye ladke logo ko bilkul bardast nhi hoga
yaar lund 24 hour me se average 30 minute hi khada rehta h or 23:30 hour MURDA hi rehta h
to yaar patni to pati ko sacchai bata rahi h or pati ko sacchai jankar apne lund ko 24 hour khada rakhne k tarike aapnane chahiye or is k liye baba sexi das ji ki sharan ma jana chaiye.
and also To all friends
baba sexi das ji ki sharan me jane k liye
go to the URL or web page:—-
http://nonvegjokes.com/aap-bhi-apni-problem-baba-ji-ko-bataye-1906.html
hehehe,
baba sexi das ji ka param bhakt,
devendr
Dosto Yar is bat ka ghor virod hona chahiye hehehehehe……
ADMIN BRO 2m hm users k upar to jke post krte ho lekin jb maine apne cmnt me 2mpr jke bnakr post kiya to 2mne use approve q nhi kiya :(
us cmnt ko post kr warna mai ANSHAN pr baith jaunga ;)
Kyuni bacha vo joke, genuine joke jo ki akbar birbal ka tha already factory me hai or vo hi dalega, agar tu chahta hai mere pe joke bana to aisa bana jo chori na ho aur ho to kam logo ne suna ho. Use comment mein nahi joke bana ke dalunga.
Main majak krta hu to sahne ki takat bhi rkhta hu
abe mai koi jke writer thode hi hu. maine to phle hi kha tha ki jke chori ka hoga. n 2m khud khte ho ki jo jke 2mne suna hai, jruri nhi ki wo auro ne v suna ho. aage 2mhari marzi :(
Admin bro, maine 2m par jo agla joke banaya hai, woh post karne par approve to hoga na?
dekhte hai
Wanted bhai i m 100% agree hun. ki jo joke admin ne suna ha jaruri nahi vo har kisi ne suna ho
ATT: TUM ANSHAN PAR BAITH JAO. TUMAHRE SATH SARA BHAART HA
hahahahaha nice joke…
RAASHIII jo v name ho 2mhara. maine 2mhe hamesa isi naam se chaha hai or aage v 2mhara yahi naam lekr bulata rahunga.
or haan, 2mne kha ki 2m busy thi. kya mai jaan skta hu ki aakir 2mhe kya kaam tha jo 2mhare paas hm dosto k liye 2 min ka waqt nhi tha :(
Yar wanted SAMAY KE SATH SUB KUCH BADAL JATA HAI so do’t tention….. Tc..
@Hiii…. Dosto kaise ho ap sub.??
@ yar admin tu mujhse bolta kyo nhi hai. ??
@admin thanks for publishing joke
RAASHIII plz is trah itne dino k liye bina btaye n jaaya kro. kuch achacha nhi lagta. kya kre kambakht dil hi to hai.
bhuk piyaas lag rahi hai ya nhi aapko?
@ admin
HPS ki full form to badhiya bnayi h
Hehehe
DELEATED yaar tera real name kya hai, n 2m kaha se ho??
hahahahaha….. ok joke. ladko hurt hua hoga….. baki sab dosto ko namastey……..
nahi ji meghna ji bilkul bhi hurt nahi hua…;) kapda chahe jo bhi ho…..agr use murda pahne to kafan hi hota hai aur zinda pahane to pant shirt, underwear kuch bhi…wese hamere under wear ko ladkiya ‘tamboo’(tent) bhi kahti hai…hehehe ;)
Are Meghna j abhi hurt…. puch rhi hai..
Ab jale pr namak mt chidkiye.. Hehehehehe…..
I m 5n aur..
Ap bataiye kaisi hai MEGHNA JI .??
joke bas thik thak hai… mera to suna hua hai.. :(
ADARNIYA ABABA SAXIDASJI
kripya apne bhakt wanted urf deep ki ek shanka ka samadhan kre- mai jb v koi baat smjh n aane pr apni gf ko khta hu ki mai iska mtlb nhi smjha to uska jawab hota hai-
2m !!!
hmmm!!!
2m sb smjhte ho. ye mt socho ki mjhe kuch pta nhi hai, mai sb janti hun. (or fir wo choti si smile deti hai)
BABAJI iska arth(matlab) kya hai? mai atyant pareshan hu. kripya apne bhakt ki smasya ka smadhan kre or use is vikat paristhiti se bahar nikale.
tu us se double meaning jokes ka matlab puchna band kar de… vo ye baat kahna chhod degi
@ admin bhai yeh toh repeat joke hai already post hai. How ru . Kya chal raha hai aajkal life mein apni 2 websites ke alawa.
Sab mast bhadiya chal rha hai tum apni btao
Geetika kaha chali gai??????
2/3 din se dikhai nhi de rhi hai wo hmm
Ok joke :-D
gd noon frnds
Dhiraj ji apka name धीरज hain per hum jb bhi apko yaad krte hain humare mind me apka name धीराज aata hain:-)
Jay dear apke brother ki dulhan mil gyi kya apko?
Wanted ji Rashii humara nik name hain, humari didi bulati hain hume rashii name se, aur hum kaha busy the iska ans hain hum khud per dhyan dene me busy the:)
Pankaj ji hum hamesa hi sahi hote hain:-)
sbhi frnds ap sb kaise ho?
Anuj ji aapne gf bna li aur hume btaya bhi nhi:-[
Yeh joke bakwash hai…….=. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
And joke se hume koi problm nahi, qki Lund k bina ladkiya kuch nahi hai.
hehehehehe
yaar tu hmesha itna late q ho jati hai. koi shikari pakad leta hai kya 2mhe :)