Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?
Views: 33,187 - Posted on 20 Aug 2012
Class Mein Madam Ne Bachho Se Puchha
Madam: “Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola
Pappu: “Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori“
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क्लास में मैडम ने बच्चो से पूछा
मैडम: "बच्चों, बताओ समोसा और कचोरी, में क्या फर्क है?"
इस से पहले कोई जवाब देता, पप्पू खड़ा हुआ और पूरी बेशर्मी के साथ बोला
पप्पू: "मैडम, अगर आप ब्रा पहनोगी तो समोसा दिखेगा, नहीं पहनोगी तो कचोरी"
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good joke
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har ladki yahi chahti h ki puri duniya uske boobs pe nazar rakhe
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Aby Bro, Ap ko b ‘EID’ bht bht mubarak…
Khuda ap ko is jahan ki saari khushiya ata farmaye…
Sare doston ko EID ki bht bht shubh – kaamnaye…
hello aman Dear,
:)
tc!!
” EID MUBARAK HO ”
hello Deepak,
:)
“EID MUBARAK HO ”
aur sabhi ko EID mubarak ho!!
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Superb lines..Dear,
ED mubarak yar!!!
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Jb tk koi ldki puri trha chipak kar Eid na mile tb tk eid ka kya maza ? ? ?
Good joke & eid mubarak
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Good joke Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:):):):):) ! Aman bro apko “EID BAHUT-BAHUT MUBARAK”.
Gud joke
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Suna hai chand niklay ga,
Suna hai EiD bhi hogi,
Humain to aasman py door tak,
Kuch bhi nahi dikhta,
Kahan wo chand niklay ga,
K jis k wasty hum ny,
Kabhi palkein nahi jhapki,
Wo jis ka rasta takty,
Guzri hai zindagi apni,
Nahi kuch bhi khabar k wo,
Niklay ga to kab aakhir…..?
Humari muntazir aankhon ko,
Us ki deed kab hogi,
Abhi tum hum se mat poocho,
Humari “EiD” kab hogi…???
hehehehehehe vaise bhi aaj mera samosa or kachori khane ka man kar raha h lakin NONVEG hehehehe
pappu har cheez ko boobs chut or lund gand se jod deta h hehehehehe
Really pappu is great
mai bhi or sexy comments/answers sikhunga pappu se hehehehehehe
Gud joke
Muze rply kyon nhi deti ho ?
pappu bada harami hai yr kisi ko ni chhodta