Santa Bechara Garibi Se Bada Pareshan Thha.

Uske Ek Friend Ne Bataya Ki Ek Baba Saxidas Naam Ke Bade Pahunche Hue Baba Hai.

Unke Pass Ja Teri Problem Solve Kar Denge

Santa Ja Pahuncha Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Aur Apni Problem Batayai.

Baba Saxidas: “Bachha Teri Musibat Dekhte Hue Hum Tera Bhala Karenge, Ja Ye Teen Ande Le Ja, Aur Anda Tod Ke Jo Bhi Mangegea Pura Ho Jayega”

Santa Khushi Khushi Ande Liye Aur Chal Pada Soch Raha Thha Ki Bahut Saara Paisa Gaadi Bangla Maang Lunga.

Lekin Thodi Der Baad Hi Baba Ke Paas Fatehaal Aakar Khada Hogaya.

Baba Saxidas: “Beta Humne Tujhe Jo Ande Diye The Unka Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Baba Main Yahaan Se Ja Raha Tha Tabhi Mujhe Thhokar Lag Gayi, Aur 1 Anda Toot Gaya, Mere Muh Se Nikal Gaya Ki “Lag Gaye Laude”, Tabhi Mere Saare Shareer Par Bahut Saare Lund Lag Gaye.”

Baba Saxidas: “Fir?”

Santa: “Main Dar Gaya, Fir Maine Dusra Anda Toda Aur Kaha Ki “Saare Lund Hataa Do”, Tabhi Saare Lund Hat Gaye Aur To Aur Mera Original Lund Bhi Gayab Ho Gaya.”

Baba Saxidas Hairani Se: “Fir Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Main Aur Bhi Dar Gaya, Fir Mujhe Teesra Anda Bhi Todna Pada Aur Kaha Ki “Original Lund To Vapas Dedo”

Baba Saxidas: “Bachha Fir Kya Hua”

Santa Rote Hue: “Mera Original Lund Mere Haath Mein Aa Gaya“

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