Santa Aur Bhabi Ka Qatal
Views: 17,369 - Posted on 01 Dec 2010
Santa Ka Apni Bhabi Ke Qatal Ke Silsile Mein Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha
Judge: “Aakhir Tumne Apni Bhabi Ka Qatak Kyu Kiya”
Santa Rote Hue: “Kya Karu Judge Saab, Mere Dost Roj Mujhe Sunaya Karte Thhe.”
Aaj To Teri Bhabi Ke Saath 3 Baar Sex Kiya
Koi Bolta Ki, Kal Rat Teri Bhabi Ne Muh Mein Liya
Koi Kahta, Main To Aaj Teri Babhi Ke Liye Bra And Panty Kharidunga.Bas Maine Dukhi Hoke Uska Qatal Kar Diya
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hey ! this time i am first to view this.
n m first to rate this joke…….5 stars absolutely…
Ye Joke B Mera Hai.. Ha ha ha ha
@Anuj ye aapka joke tha kyu yaar santa ki maarne mai lage ho?
congratulation yaar 1st aane ke liye
well! good joke, good presentation
nice joke yar…..
such me santa k pass dimaaag nhi hay…..!!!!!!!
jo log aisa boltey the unko maarna tha toh apni hi bhabhi ko tapka diya..????????
wah re santa…..,tere maa baap ne pichle janam me bohot bure karam kiye hounge tab jaake tu paida huva hai…..!!!!!!!!!!
Aaliya tumhe ye joke samajh nahi aya…. hehehe ye joke usi ko samajh aayega jab dimag laga ke padoge
@admin, Sahi kaha ye joke har kisi ke samjh main nahi aayega. par man na padega jokes hai shaaaaaandar.
hi tina kabhi kabhi mera comment par v reply kar diya karo
aliya ji jo log santa ko ye sab kahte the wo apni wife k baare me kahte the.unki wife santa ki bhabhi hee hui na.santa ne samjha ki wo santa k bade bhai ki wife k baare me kah rahe hain.
aaliya baby joke to tumhe bhi samajh nahi aaya
aaliya dost ki wife v to santa ki bhabhi hi lagegi na.to uske dost log apni wife ki baat karte the.ab samjhi
Hiiii Rashii
how r u??
wanna frndship wid me??
dear ACKY..,,,mujhe belive hi nhi hota ki mai tumhe itni pasand aayi sirf apne commnt ki wajah se……aggar tum sucche ho toh mai tumhari frnd hummesha bane rehne ka wada krti hun….lekin aggr tum fake ho..,,toh bhi mai khush hun ki tumne mujhe apne pyaare-pyaare commnt se mujhe khush kiya…….sooo sweeet of you dear..!!!!!!!! and thnxxxxx alot…..aur mujhe yaar process hi samajh nhi aata way2heart ka….bt i will dfntly try…..seeya soon….byee.,,tke-kre..!!!!!!
Aaliya you broke my heart by doubting me……..(just kidding sweetheart)
Actually dear your replies always reminded me a very sweet friend of mine who is no more in touch with me perhaps that is the reason i like you that much.
One more thing……. It dosnt mean that you dont have personal image for me. I know what i got is so precious….. Thanks for everything my CUTIE-PIE.
P.S. : I miss you
MANISHHHHHHH where r u babyyyyyyyy plzzzzzzzzz come nwwwwwwwwww……..
KAPIL kaha ho yarrrrrrrrr..
Admin sir ji good afternoon
mein be is site pr aana cyhta houn
pr mere comments publish nehi hote
kyoun?
Sahil bhai.. comment approv hone mein thoda time lagta hai.. dekho ab aa gaya na comment
Hi anjali
heeeeeee PUNITTTTTTT….
thnx Admin sir
Anjali
R u online?
kya mere dost bno ge?
TINA hw r u?
@dhiraj i think u r d oldest user of dis site. How u say that rosy hvn't partner. She will get her ptnr in 2013. That's wrong dear. She has a patnr & u know who is him.
@punit, sry dear..i m single n tab tak single rehna pasand karungi jab tak my parents dnt find me a partner
gajabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Parshant Bhai…. kya gajab ho gaya hume bhi bata do
gajab yaar
joke achha he aur shayad ye pahla joke hoga jisme dimaag laga kar padhne ki jarurat hai.
divya yarrrrrrrrrr kaha ho
princevikas aaj bada miss kita tussi mainu ki baat hai dus do
Divya
hw ru?
sahil parjapat i m fine & u
aaj mujhe baade dino baad yaad kiya
Hiiiiiiiii Anjali
How r u dear?????
HIIIIIII SAMEERRRRRR
i m fine dear nd u??????
Hi anjli
hellooooooo NITESHHHHHHHHHH………
Hello divya
HI Nitesh saini kaise ho frnd
hi puneet yaarrrrrrrrrrrrr kya hum dono dost ban sakte hei
Yes dear
puneet kya tu nand nagri mei to nahi rehta agar rehta hei to sardar ko yaad kar aur mujhe phon
No dear
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
TINA HW RRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUUUUU?
@sahil, kya yaar tum bhi, thodi si der ke liye to akele rahne do, are yaar main to yahi hu. or sunao kya hal chal hai.Apne baare main detail main kya bata sakte ho. tum main aisa kya khas hai jo dusro main nahi hai? i am waiting for your comments.
It is World aids day today
so no sex today n b careful
( sabhi chodu logo k hit me jari.)
hai,iam new in ur nvjk group.is site ko 3/4manth se asa viewer dekh raha tha.comment aj pahle bar kar raha hu.he admin good joob……tum badhae k patra ho.
pahle comm..ke sath pahla joke bhe bhej raha hu.joke ka nam hai "JANMBHUMI KO PRANAAM"…….ADMIN je pls pub…s this joke…………
RANA ji aapka joke pub. ho jayega paresaam mat ho
haidivya,thanks for reply to my comment & fraindsip with me.@admin mera joke tumhe mila k nahi?
ADMIN JEE, mera ye joke tumh mla k nahi?pls bata do
divya ,shabnam,tina bhabhi tum kaha ho ?????????
Hello sameer gaur, M fine, ap kaise ho?
ADMIN ji KAPIL KAHA HAI PLZZZ BATA DO QKI USSKE COMMENTS NHI AA RAHE HAI
Aa jayega aa jayega thoda sabar kar lo… drame kar raha hai
Hi punit ji hru?
I m so cool & u.
o RAVAN kaha hai yaar
thnx punit tumhara name to already cute hai!!! mumbai me kaha rahte ho?
@rashi hello dear
oh i miss u lots KAPIL, hope we wil meet again someday…..
Hi khushnu ji apka itna acha name hai to fir tharki q?
Thanx punit ji mujhe reply kerne k liye
aaliya, tina, panchi, rashi di, divya di, anjali di aap me se kisi ko pata hai Hannah Montana forever disney chnl par kab aata hai?????? i mis u all
Admin ji hru?
Rashii m fine what abt you
HEY ADMIN
NICE JOKE YAAR
Pia,noughty hotty,nandani,shabnam,minisha,palak,mansi,yukti,deepti tiwari,riya,ragini,pooja,priya,dhiraj,kaminey,sam,deepak tum sab kaha ho yaar tumhara toh koi commnt hi nahi hai.
@manish…how r u n how is ur father…dont worry god will do something..takecre
mere comments publish q nahi hote admin g maine kai comments kiye hai but abhi tak ek bhi publish nahi hue why plz tell me
admin bhai ye to purana hai!
isme naya kuchh main bhi de sakta hon ki nahi ,agar haan to kaise jara batayen …
hye ADMIN yarrrrrrrrrrr tumhari koi gf ni h kya…….
dekho tumne MANISH ka moad of kr diya isliye vo aj ni aya site pr…….
@KAPIL kaha chle gye yar aise bina btaye………
hey tina kaha ho tum
@TINA
Mujhe mein koi khas nehi hai
mein bhut dino se is site pr comments ko pdta tha
aur mein be is site ko join kr liye
bydaway tina tum kha rhti ho
HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Divya kha ho tummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TINA AND DIVYA KYA TUM FACEBOOK USE KRTI HO
I M WAITING UR REPLY
kyon bhai punit kya rosy tumhari bhabhi lagati hai jo tum rosy ke baare me comment karne se rok rahe ho vaise yaar rosy tum badi lucky ho jo tumhe punit jaisa devar mila
@raavan, yup lucky toh main hoon bcoz i hv gud frns like punit
Rosy darling mein wahi raj pta nahi bt apka nakhra bahut pasand aaya aur apne jo mujhe likha sale ek thapad padega na to samajh aa jayega ye line kuch samajh nahi aaya par apka last mein hu.. likhne wala andaaj pasand aaya
@raj, pehle toh m nt ur darling… N wt nakhra? M nt tat nakhra sort of gal..main jaisi hu, waisi he hu…
Hey frndz nt on net be real
@Rosy dear pls don't hurt me again..
wah raavan tusi cha gaye aur rosy ko to tu chorna mat
Raavan shayad tum ish site par naye ho ishke liye tune aesa comment diya hai. Ishka reply toh tuje admin,kapil,yukti,aaliya ya dhiraj de sakte hai.
hy divya tumhara raavan aa gya dear agar tum pyar se bulaogi to swarg ko chhodkar tumse milane aa jaunga
KYA YAAR ANJALI TUM BHI IN TUCHCHH PRANIYON KE PICHCHHE LAGI RAHATI HO TUMHARA RAAVAN MAHARAAJ HAI NA BOLO KYA VAR MAAGTI HO RAAVAN MAHARAAJ AAJ TUM PAR MEHARBAAN HAIN HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA AH AHA
RAAVAN ji m kisi ke piche ni lgi hui hu………………pta h mujhe tumse drr lgta h jb tum itni jor se hste ho…….. yarr itni jor se mt hsa kro ni to teeth tut kr niche gir jayenge smjhe dear……….
KYA YAAR TUM SAB LOG RAAVAN SE ITANE KYON DARTE HO KI MERE AATE HI TUM APNE COMMENTS DENE BAND KAR DETE HO RAAVAN NE KISI KA RAPE TO NAHI KIYA THA USNE TO SITA KO HI UTHAYA THA
ladko ki niyat itni gandi hai
ki bhabhi ke liye kaise khayal
rakhte hai
@Yukti ji agar apke liye rakha jaye to apko koi problem..
Yukti ji sahi kaha aapne ladko ki niyat bahut gandi hoti jo kisi ke baare me sochkar hi kam chala leta hai boys ko to aap ladkiyon se kuch sikhna chahiye, sidhi sadhi bankar raho aur bathroom me fingering kar lo
tum bhi to bhabhi banogi
You r right, yukti
THANKS TINA LAGTA HAI DIVYA NE TUMHARI BAAT MAAN LI HAI DIVYA AAJ RAAVAN RAAVAN CHILLA RAHI THI
TINA AND DIVYA KYA TUM FACE BOOK USE KRTI HO
I M WAITING UR REPLY
tum log kha hoooo
Very good admin bro…
SAMEER bro wo CAMEL wala joke bheja hai plz consider it….
Ye joke hai ya riddle….
Hi spicy hannah Montana mera b fav hai maine is k max episode dekhe hai, per kafi time se TV nhi dekh pa rahi hu isliye timing nhi pta, shyad 10.30pm aata hai
Divya, Anjali and Tina tumne mere comment ka reply nehi diya
kyoun
sahil parjapat yarr bolo kya puchna cha rhe ho…… vse dear maine kl rpl kiya to tha tumhare cmnt ka……
Rosy dear i know dat u hv'nt any ptnr. Lekin mere comnt se mere ko reply mil gaya. Dear ye kahkar tune mere dil me teri ijjat badaa d ki tum apne parnts ki pasand ko prtnr banaogi. Rosy u r really so cute.
@punit, tq..lekin main itni v cute ni hoon…
Rossy i know i know
Rashii r u online.
@spicy dear i live at malad.
Ys punit ji
very good punit dear
simple hai yaar they all talking abt their wives jo santa ki bhabhi lagi na.
but santa takes this to her real bhabhi
ha ha ha
now the joke is clear!!
Hiz, its a good nön veg joke
ADMIN BHAI SAMAJH ME A GAYA………..uske dost apni bb ki bat karte the or santa ne unka matlab apni bhabi yani ke bhai ki bb samajh liya………….good joke.
@anand..oh acha, i thought only our near n dear 1s can hurt us
@Rosy ji kya hum ek achhe dost nahi ho sakate.hum kabhi ek dusare ko aisi bat nahi bolenge jo hurt kare, ya jo hume pasand na ho…
@Roji ji ,jo tumko ho pasand wahi bat kahenge, tum din ko agar rat kaho rat kahenge…
hahaha
raj aur anand tum logo ki soch bigdi hui hai
anand sala to bas rosuy ko hi patane ke chakkar me pad gya.
aur ek RAVAN hai jisme koi dam hi nhi hai..
bas chhichhore comments likh rha hai……..
khair jis kisi ko bi ye joke samajhne me time lga ho wo sabse bda dumbo n idiot hai….
isme samajhne wali koi bat hai hi nhi….
@Sameer(admin) gud joke bhai.. i like it