Santa Aur Bhagwan Ki Tapasya

Views: 17,756 - Posted on 30 Dec 2010

Santa Ki Shadi Ko Ek Sal Ho Gaya, Par Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Tha

Vo Roj Bhagwan Ke Aage Prayer Karta Thha Aur Bolta Tha: “Hey Bhagwan Mere Ko Bachha Dede

15 Saal Ke Baad Akhir Bhagwan Ka Doot Parkat Hua Aur Santa Se Gusse Se Bola

Doot: “Areey Oye Bhonsdi Ke Pahle Sale Sex To Kar Le

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67 Responses to "Santa Aur Bhagwan Ki Tapasya"

  1. Rashii says:

    Hi panchi ji, divya ji ne aj darshan de diye

  2. Dhiraj says:

    @jay,wanted,lofar nd oye atankwadi jada sexy comnts aa rahe hai tere….sach mein tu atankwadi hai jo mujhko horny bana rahein hain..jay tumhare cmnts sexy lagte hain tum mat karna mujhe horny banane ki koshish…nd wanted tumhare cmnts antankwadi jaise nahi hai..chalo accha hai..byeeeee!!.

  3. Atankwadi says:

    Akdu ji aise akad akad kar na chala karo kyuki jab aap akad akak kar chalte ho to mera lund khatak khatak khada ho jata ha jab khada ho jata ha tab patak patak patak patak

    Patak

    Patak

    Patak kya

    GHAAAND

  4. Lofar says:

    2011 is coming

    Wish u a very

    Happy new year

    &

    Valentine day

    Basnt Panchmi,holi dewali,

    15august

    Happy Friendship,

    Mother,

    Father,

    Dadi,

    Dada,

    Nana,

    Nani,

    Teachers

    &

    Childrensday

    &

    Happy

    Birthday,

    365Goodmornig

    Evenings

    &

    Night

    ab Roz Roz ka Drama hi Khatam.

    Ab pure saal mat kehna k wish nahi kiya.

    Ok.

    Sorry yaar! Happy marriage !toh kahna hi bhool gaya?sadi toh 2011 me hi karoge na?

    • Ratan says:

      Wah wah lofer tune kamal kardiya… Happy new year to
      all… Jahapana tusi gr8 ho.. Toofa kubul karooo.. Aha
      haaa….:-*

      • Admin says:

        Ratan tumhare baki ke cmments approv nahi hue. Wk hi joke mein ek hi time agar cimment karne hai to unko ek bade comment mein split kara karo

  5. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii di,kaash saari ladkiya aap jaise hoti nd ladke bhi
    saare aap jitne acche hote to….swarg jane ki icchha kabhi nahi
    hoti mujhme….agar aapka jeevan bhar bhi respect kare to kam
    hain…ab kya kanhein aapke liye koi shabd hi nahi hai mere
    pass…kaash aap meri badi di hoti yaa phir aap jaise logo k beech
    mein main rahta…u r again m speechless…kanhi aap insaan k besh
    mein swarg se aaee koi devi to nahi hain..hehe…rashii mujhe aapka
    autograph chahiye…kyon ki aap real life celebrity ho.nd m not
    interest in reel life celebrities..bye.TC.

  6. D@k$H says:

    Hey frnds kaise ho ap sb..?? happy new year 2 all of u
    yaro., Aur rashi n dhiraj tumj log to bhul hi gye ho mujie, thnx
    panchhi 4 remembering me.

  7. Lofar says:

    —> —-> —–> ——->
    >———> >>———-> bhag
    Atankwadi bhag, nahi to gand me ghus jayega ) " ( <–/
    ).)—-< L./L./ Bola tha na. bhag.

  8. Rashii says:

    Good night admin ji n frnds sd tc bye

  9. Dhiraj says:

    raaaaht k barah bajne wale hain…saaare so jao….ssshh
    koi hai…agar koi bhi jaga to uska khuda rakhwala
    hai…aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! ooooooooooo!! heeehiheeehi!!…darna mat
    mein Dhiraj ki bhootni assistant bol rahi hoon…koi mujhe jay ka
    pata de sakta hai..hahahaheiheihei…good night jay kaise
    ho..hahahaha!!..gud aaall of my insaans nd future k bhoots.
    hahahahaha!!

  10. Raj Bindaas says:

    Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ka jaam piya nahi karte,
    Kuch NAVAB type ke dost hai hamare, Jinko jab tak comment na karo,
    Tab tak wo b reply kiya nahi karte

  11. Raj Bindaas says:

    ROSE is famous for GRACE, ADVOCATE is famous for his CASE,
    HORSE is famous for RACE, But rashii ji is famous for SMILE on her
    FACE. So Keep Smiling…!

  12. Sheela. says:

    Hi all frnds( dabang,ratan,rashi, swheta,anjili,pia,
    dhiraj,dakch,jay, atngwadi,wanted, raven,dinesh,satish,
    kapil,dev,panchi,lofr, raj bindas) sbko happy new yera.love u, miss
    u kiss u he he he he t.c… Hey frnds new year achhe se enjoy
    krna.

  13. Ratan says:

    Log kehte hain..!

    .

    "Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai.."

    .

    So.

    .

    Maine socha apko..

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    meri yaad dila du.

  14. anjali says:

    hyeeeeee frndsssssss

    vry nice joke…….hehehehehehehe

  15. anjali says:

    HaPPy NeW In aDVanCE To aLl UsEr OF ThIs SiTe…..

    FrOm:Nitika Urf Niti Urf Sweety Urf Sweet Brown Cattii Urf Nita Urf Nits Urf Anjali……

  16. Dinesh says:

    Happy new year 2 u too! Dear sheela. And my all site user frnds.

  17. anjali says:

    hye Kaha ho sb jldi se aayo yaro PaRty KreNGe……

    coME faST…….

  18. anjali says:

    hye Admin…….

    gd mrng…..nd HAPPY NEWYEAR baby…….

  19. anjali says:

    hye Kapil kaha chle gye dear……

    mujhe aisa lgta h tum Goa chle gye ho mujhe chod kr……..hhhmmmmmmm

  20. anjali says:

    hello Panchiiiiiiii…….Happy NeW YeaR

    hw r u dear???????

    yarr ajj kl Ravaannnnnnn Maharaj kaha chle gye h kuch pta h kya tumhe dhundo yaar kbhi vo kisi ldki ka aphrn na krle…….hehehehehehehe

  21. Dhiraj says:

    @daksh…hum tumhein nahi bhulein hain nd nahi bhulenge yeh mera vaada hai..rashii di ka bhi m sure yeh hi wada ho..tc daksh byeeeeeedeeee!!!…kuch dostdrohi nahi aa rahein accha nahi lag raha.

  22. Arvind says:

    Hi all friends aap sabi ko aur aapki faimly ko naya Saal bhaut Bhaut mubarak ho

    Bhagwan kare aap sab ke dilo main naye naye non veg joks aate rahe aur ham sab unhe pad kar khoob haste rahe

    wish a very happy new year all of you

    arvind

  23. XXX says:

    yeah joke ki site hai ya chat ki sab chat kerne me hi lage hain

  24. sahil says:

    ooooooooooo salo sabko happy new year ok

  25. shallu says:

    hi mere lovely , cute frnds aap sabko HAPPYYYYYY NEWWWWW YEARRRRR.

    naye saal mai apke jivan mai dhero khusiya aaye aap sab jo bhi wish kare apko milae

    I love u all

    admin ji apko bhi happy new year.

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