Santa Aur Bhagwan Ki Tapasya
Views: 27,807 - Posted on 30 Dec 2010
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hahaha good joke!!!
he he he he nice jokes yaare
YAHI TOH PROBLEM HE CHHOT KA RASTA MALOOM NAHI HIGHWAY KA PATA POOCHHH RAHA HE
heahhhaha.. nice joke.. hey its me first today.. lol
@Dear All,
Kripya dhyan lagakar sune……
Araj kya hai….
Ae aasman k Chand Taron…..waah waah
Ae aasman k Chand Taron…..waah waah
Mera shayri Padne walon ki Gaa#d maro…
hehehehehe yaar aage ki line hi bhool gaya…
But don't mind jald hi puri shayri sunaunga…hehehe
aage ki line main poori kar deta hoon jay bhai-
agar wo na maarne de to bhaiya fir jay ki hi maaro.
hahahhahaaha kaisa laga nice na…
joke achhaa hai
Rashi ji kahaan ho ……
@Dear Mausam sabshe pahle Happy New Year.
Yaar Mausam!
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari hee maar lu…..
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.
heheheheheh……
@Jay,don't worry yaar me hu na, me pura kar deta hu tumhara adhura shayri.
Kripya lund taiyar rakhe……
(Jay says)Araj kya hai….
"Ae aasman k Chand Taron…..waah waah
Ae aasman k Chand Taron…..waah waah
Mera shayri Padne walon ki Gaa#d maro…
aur jinhe bura laga ho mere yaaron
wo sabhi milker meri Gaand maro"…bachaaaaaaa
@Raj Bindash,
Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,
Arj kiya hai……..
Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..
to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate…!
Thanks yaar reply to diya, nahi 2 to kewal ladkiyo k comment par hee comments karta hai (naam nahi lunga).
*****Happy New Year 2011*******
@Sheela 2m kahan ho mere yaar dhiraj akdu nahi hai, dekho wo tumko dil se pukara haiiiiiiiii.
yaar kyon dhiraj ki gand marne me lage rahte ho.
he he he he
just kidding dhiru
Thanx admin mera joke post karne ke liye
Doot Bolla : “Areey Oye Bhonsdi Ke Pahle Sale Sex To Kar Le“
Uske baad Santa ne apni BV k sath khoob sex kiya toh uski BV ko 6 judwa bachche hue, to uski BV gusse se Santa k paas aati hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k kehti hai…..
"Mai tumko kahti thi naa Doggy Style me mat kiya karo…..!!"
Itna Bevkuf to Santa he ho skta hai hahaha
Hey kapil tum kisk sath jana chahoge or tum hmesa ldkiyo k liye ku sochte ho is new yer pe kuch alg kro dat k liye ldko ka nam dalo tb maja ayega dear.
seela ji aap apni javani men jang kyon laga rahi ho yaar …..
ye apke liye mere taraf se
Ae zindagi yun mujse daga na kar main zinda rahun ye dua na kar…..
Koi dekhta hai seela ki jawani ko hoti hai jalan…..
Ae hawa tu bhi use chhua na kar……
Nice joke.@ hi sheela how r u dear?
HelloooooooooooSheela jiiiiiiiii………..I MISS U
hahahahah !
happy new year in advance to all viewrs of this site………….
@wanted, mujhe naye hathiyar chalane ka kafi shock hai:) .__________________@atankwadi,kam se kam shiv ji ko to beech main mat lao.__________________@rashii, sach batau mujhe ek saal pehle tak love,romance,shyari etc etc yeh sab actually ka hota hai pata nahi..___________________@jay…sheela ji aye ya na aye iss site pe..main iss site pe ata rahunga but tum nd rashii di chali gayi to mein chahkar bhi iss site pe nahi aaoonga….jay nd rashii di u both r so lovely…jay mere diary mein tumhare cmnts update karta rahta hoon…i love ur many cmnts..tc byee..
dhiraj bro, hatiyar purana ho ya naya, apne hatiyar pr bharosha karoge tabhi jang jitoge
lagta hai tum mere hatiyar ka matlab nhi samajh rhe ho.
Nice joke
@jay, plz mujhe kabhi marna mat nahi to mere gum k aansoo ko dekh kar meri bhootni assistant apni jaan de degi..she loves me very much..m in her nd shes in me..
Akdu ji maharaj atankdadi aapko parnaam karta ha bandook jukakar(pehli baar
With LUND dikhakar(2TH BAR) hahahahaHEHEHE
Mr. Jay
Mind your language
and Dear Admin Sir!
Please don't approve any vulgur comment just like Jay's stanza.
He is abusing all of us.
Thanks—–
@dear Rukhsana sahiba, for ur kind information v all r frnds, any frnd can crack a vulgar joke on any one nd it seems pretty decent in this site, but within limit(any one's feelings shouldn't be hurt relating to personal, family or religious matters"
@All users & Frnd – Wishing you a Happy New Year in advance kyonki New year par duniya ki six bhikari companies – Tata,Reliance,BSNL,Voda,Idea,Airtel apni apni aukat par aa jayenge
@Rukhsana
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Sala lottery ticket tho karida nahi.. Prize chahiye santa ko…
@All This site users….spl wishes for Sheela ji n Divya ji…
Wish u all and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2011
in advance….all u ppl…blast the 31st ngt…TC.
lagta hai santa 15 sal tak pichhe se hi lagata hoga
@atankwadi,…dusri baar mein kya hua..???halat kharab ho gayi ..puri kar do shayari.._____________________@wanted..,tum jawan ho gaye ho ab tak kidding karte ho ..sharam karo…adulting karne nahi aati u kid.___________________@jay, kya mere nauty buddy tumhein shayari karne nahi aati..how shame! mujhse seekh lete thee._
Hahah ye log santa ki shadi krvate h kyu hai…!!! @arrey raavan maharaj kithe ho tusi?? @hey rashi,hi shilla…. @oye ye shallu n daksh kaha chale gaye hai yaar aa jao u dono ab @is site k svi frnds rashi,divya,anjali,shila,rukshana,kapil,anuj,shallu,baba ji,dev,daksh,dabang,mausam,DHIRAJ,atankvadi,lofar,raj bindas,imran snake,ratan and my dear 10 sir wale raavan ko happy new year….god bless u frnds..
@Panchhi,Rashi ji, Rosy !
"hawao k hath arman bheja hai,
comment k jariye paigam veja hai,
fursat mile to kabul karna,
Mallika-E-Non Veg ki shehjadiyon ko,
2 din pehle New Year ka salam Bheja Hai"
Apka salam kabul hai raj.sukriya…..aur apko v panchhi ki or se new year ki khub khub badhaiyaan….
Panchhiii its hurting.. tumne sabko wish kiya par mujhe nahi…. dushmani thik hai rakho par itni bhi nahi ki dusre ka dil toot jaye
Raj apka salam kabul hai..sukriya…..panchhi ki or se v apko new year ki khub khub badhaiyaan…
Thanx panchhi and wish u happy new year dear..
Ratan ji m gud
hi DHIRAJ ji thanx itni respect deney k liye u r so sweet
Mausam ji main yahi hu per jb ap koi shyari sunaogae tb he main apko dekhungi hehehe
Hi panchi ji, divya ji ne aj darshan de diye
@jay,wanted,lofar nd oye atankwadi jada sexy comnts aa rahe hai tere….sach mein tu atankwadi hai jo mujhko horny bana rahein hain..jay tumhare cmnts sexy lagte hain tum mat karna mujhe horny banane ki koshish…nd wanted tumhare cmnts antankwadi jaise nahi hai..chalo accha hai..byeeeee!!.
Akdu ji aise akad akad kar na chala karo kyuki jab aap akad akak kar chalte ho to mera lund khatak khatak khada ho jata ha jab khada ho jata ha tab patak patak patak patak
Patak
Patak
Patak kya
GHAAAND
2011 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
&
Valentine day
Basnt Panchmi,holi dewali,
15august
Happy Friendship,
Mother,
Father,
Dadi,
Dada,
Nana,
Nani,
Teachers
&
Childrensday
&
Happy
Birthday,
365Goodmornig
Evenings
&
Night
ab Roz Roz ka Drama hi Khatam.
Ab pure saal mat kehna k wish nahi kiya.
Ok.
Sorry yaar! Happy marriage !toh kahna hi bhool gaya?sadi toh 2011 me hi karoge na?
Wah wah lofer tune kamal kardiya… Happy new year to
all… Jahapana tusi gr8 ho.. Toofa kubul karooo.. Aha
haaa….:-*
Ratan tumhare baki ke cmments approv nahi hue. Wk hi joke mein ek hi time agar cimment karne hai to unko ek bade comment mein split kara karo
@rashii di,kaash saari ladkiya aap jaise hoti nd ladke bhi
saare aap jitne acche hote to….swarg jane ki icchha kabhi nahi
hoti mujhme….agar aapka jeevan bhar bhi respect kare to kam
hain…ab kya kanhein aapke liye koi shabd hi nahi hai mere
pass…kaash aap meri badi di hoti yaa phir aap jaise logo k beech
mein main rahta…u r again m speechless…kanhi aap insaan k besh
mein swarg se aaee koi devi to nahi hain..hehe…rashii mujhe aapka
autograph chahiye…kyon ki aap real life celebrity ho.nd m not
interest in reel life celebrities..bye.TC.
Hey frnds kaise ho ap sb..?? happy new year 2 all of u
yaro., Aur rashi n dhiraj tumj log to bhul hi gye ho mujie, thnx
panchhi 4 remembering me.
—> —-> —–> ——->
>———> >>———-> bhag
Atankwadi bhag, nahi to gand me ghus jayega ) " ( <–/
).)—-< L./L./ Bola tha na. bhag.
Good night admin ji n frnds sd tc bye
raaaaht k barah bajne wale hain…saaare so jao….ssshh
koi hai…agar koi bhi jaga to uska khuda rakhwala
hai…aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! ooooooooooo!! heeehiheeehi!!…darna mat
mein Dhiraj ki bhootni assistant bol rahi hoon…koi mujhe jay ka
pata de sakta hai..hahahaheiheihei…good night jay kaise
ho..hahahaha!!..gud aaall of my insaans nd future k bhoots.
hahahahaha!!
Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ka jaam piya nahi karte,
Kuch NAVAB type ke dost hai hamare, Jinko jab tak comment na karo,
Tab tak wo b reply kiya nahi karte
ROSE is famous for GRACE, ADVOCATE is famous for his CASE,
HORSE is famous for RACE, But rashii ji is famous for SMILE on her
FACE. So Keep Smiling…!
Hi all frnds( dabang,ratan,rashi, swheta,anjili,pia,
dhiraj,dakch,jay, atngwadi,wanted, raven,dinesh,satish,
kapil,dev,panchi,lofr, raj bindas) sbko happy new yera.love u, miss
u kiss u he he he he t.c… Hey frnds new year achhe se enjoy
krna.
Same To U Sheela DaRLinG…..
Tum btao tum kya spcl kr ri hu is new year pr…..
Log kehte hain..!
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"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai.."
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So.
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Maine socha apko..
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meri yaad dila du.
hyeeeeee frndsssssss
vry nice joke…….hehehehehehehe
HaPPy NeW In aDVanCE To aLl UsEr OF ThIs SiTe…..
FrOm:Nitika Urf Niti Urf Sweety Urf Sweet Brown Cattii Urf Nita Urf Nits Urf Anjali……
Happy new year 2 u too! Dear sheela. And my all site user frnds.
hye Kaha ho sb jldi se aayo yaro PaRty KreNGe……
coME faST…….
hye Admin…….
gd mrng…..nd HAPPY NEWYEAR baby…….
hye Kapil kaha chle gye dear……
mujhe aisa lgta h tum Goa chle gye ho mujhe chod kr……..hhhmmmmmmm
hello Panchiiiiiiii…….Happy NeW YeaR
hw r u dear???????
yarr ajj kl Ravaannnnnnn Maharaj kaha chle gye h kuch pta h kya tumhe dhundo yaar kbhi vo kisi ldki ka aphrn na krle…….hehehehehehehe
@daksh…hum tumhein nahi bhulein hain nd nahi bhulenge yeh mera vaada hai..rashii di ka bhi m sure yeh hi wada ho..tc daksh byeeeeeedeeee!!!…kuch dostdrohi nahi aa rahein accha nahi lag raha.
Hi all friends aap sabi ko aur aapki faimly ko naya Saal bhaut Bhaut mubarak ho
Bhagwan kare aap sab ke dilo main naye naye non veg joks aate rahe aur ham sab unhe pad kar khoob haste rahe
wish a very happy new year all of you
arvind
yeah joke ki site hai ya chat ki sab chat kerne me hi lage hain
ooooooooooo salo sabko happy new year ok
hi mere lovely , cute frnds aap sabko HAPPYYYYYY NEWWWWW YEARRRRR.
naye saal mai apke jivan mai dhero khusiya aaye aap sab jo bhi wish kare apko milae
I love u all
admin ji apko bhi happy new year.