Santa Aur Chowmein Ka Sawad
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Santa Subha Khana Khate Hue Biwi Par Chilla Raha Tha.
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Biwi ko kahena tha ki-
Raatko khaye zaante aur dinko hume daante.
good jokes
Admin Jitni tarif kru kam hai. Jis waqt hm ye joke dale the soch b nhi skte the ki isme chowmien b aa sakta hai.
Khana to taiyar tha par masala tm dale
chi,chi,chi,chi , kaisa joke hai yar
chi chi to aise kar rha hai jaise tu chowmien khayega hi nhi hehehehe
Ye joke hai kya?
Hmare to smjh hi ni aaya,is site pr 1 dictionary b honi chahiye jokes ka meaning smjhne k liye
priya g dictionary me to kuch word aise b hote hai jo , jo usme nhi hote , but yaha pe agr apko koi bat samj nhi aati to apk ye dost kis din kam me aayege , inhi se puch liya karo jna jaise pichle joke me RASHII G ne pucha tha .
or agr ab b samj nhi aaya to batana hum samja denge. hehehehehe
@aki ji i means nonveg site ki nonveg words ki dictionary…hm jaisi nasamjh bacchiyon k liye,.or frnds ko jyada distrub krna achi bat ni h na.
hehe priye hum frnds to aapse disturb hone hi yaha aate hai, aap karo to sahi……i dont mind….really…..
Priya ji aapko ma ek free advice dena chahta hu.
Aap aisa kijiya 2-4 reayal me boyfrind bna lijiye. Aur unke sath din me kam se kam 2 gante bitaya karein. Aur nonveg sikhne athwa bolne ki kosis kijiye Deere deere nonveg aapko samaj aane lagega. Agar apko meri ye advice nai chahiye to ma apko ye site chhodne aur mastjoke.com site join karne ko kahunga. Kyunki chahe kitne v samajdar kyu na ho ladko ke bagar vo is site ko nai samaj sakti
santa ki biwi ko gussa a gya ab to santa gaya…….
kaha gya be
jhanto me hehe
Admin ji naye site ke liye aapko badhai.ab to maf kar dijiye.
mene kabhi saja dhi b nahi aapko ji… bas itna kahna chahunga ki aap ladke hai to ladke ban ke bat karo. aur ladki ho to mere sath date pe chalo hehehe
oye pahle meri baari hai……
Admin n Pankaj,
Soch samaj kar jana,
Agar vaha Jay wala police aa gaya to kya hoga?
Hey sameer bhai mere ek question ka answer de maine isi site k ek joke me jhandu pe click kiya to gmail , pyare mohan pe to google, rakhi par to non veg site ka home page and khan aur bheemraj k naam par click karne se yahoo khul giya ye sab kaise pls. Define me meri knowledge me b bathotri ho jayegi
vo comment karte time option aati hai na… email aur website to un logo ne website ke nam ki jagha vo sites likhi hui hai….
Thanks bro
@priya…abe oye chhori kan khol k sunliyo..jada mhare se na boliyo samjhi chori apne kaam se matbal rakha kar…tujhe maine behan bola aur tu mhare sir pe cchad gayi yaad rakhiyo..@*****, abe oye ghode ki aulad akkal wakkal hai ki nai thare mein..dusro ko gali dene se pehele apni gandagi jhank liyo samjhe bhosdike…agar agli baar kia naa to tera naam hoga bhosdike.
@abe oye tintoo pintoo..mhare ko naam sujjust karne ki thare ko koi jarurat nahi…mhare pass hai samjha..
@abe samir itna saara kiss kaise doon tujhe kabi daru pe bula to deta hoon,
@jay…jara khol de apna woh kya khte hain haan male box..usko chek karke dekh maine tujhe kai male bheje…hain..appan thik haai..kuch to shayari to likh nahi to capy pest kar de..ha ha.
Dhiraj, tera cmnt dekh kar muze ab achha laga. Kyuki mai to dar gaya tha. Muze laga tuze aur Jay ko koi policewala utha k to nai le gaya hai na. But now i feel better. Ok.
Yehhhhh.ye mere b smjh m aa gya.bht acha h.
@jay..i missing u so badly .missing so badly
jay i lob ju..jay i really lob ju..jay bhere arr ju…thara ekko cmmnt naikhe…
jay thora khatir hamar manva kanhi lagte na baa.tu hi batawa hum ka kari..jab thora cmmtwa aawela hamar dilwa bada khush hojala..thohar aaj k din ekko cmnt naikhe aael..ab tu hi batwa aisan naa hola na pyaar auro dosti mein…tohar yaad humra k kafi satawele..ab tohra jiu lagte naahi ..to ee batiya thik naikhe naa..miss ju jay..lob ju jay..humra k cmmntwa kare mein sankoch kari nik naikhe..tohar dhirajwa._
@jay,..tu kanhwa looka gail hawwa…tohra ekko cmnt naa dekhle se..humke lagat baa ki tu humse abheney tak khuns hawwa…hum tohar cmmtwe ko joh mein baani..
@pintoo ji thnk u vry much fr ur advice.@shri muhmar ji apko b thnx.@dhiraj ji maine apse only mazak hi kiya tha,ok no prblm nxt time i'l nt talk to u.
@priya, Good morning,
Aap ki cmnt ka matlab aap apne pati ki saaf safai pe jyaada khyaal rakhoi, right he he he
jay..i love u miss u…apna khayal rakhna..teri bhootni hamesha jinda rahegi..gudnight…jay fursat mile to iss nachiz ko yaad karlena.
@miss u samir my oldest friend of site …please come back soon..tc dear..missing everyone…
gudnight panky,pintoo,prince n all freins..
Good morning Dhiraj(mad for Jay)
@jay..goodmorning jay..hop ki tum acche hoge..aur haan jo meine tumhein red rose diya hai use sambhal k rakhna ..kisi aur ko mat thama dena..ab mein chalta hoon..haan apna khayal rakhna…tumne agar mere alwa kissi aur ko kiss diya na to tumhare moonh mein tanke lagwa doonga..tum par sirf mera haq hai..tumhein agar koi buri nighah se dekhega uski aankhein noch lunga..miss me ok..ha ha..tum thode mote ho gaye ho kabab kha kha kar mein tumhari photo dekhi..mast hai bilkul hero jaise tum itne gore ho ha ha ha..tc
Admin, yaar mera voh akbar aur birbal wala cmnt aprove kar do na.
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