Santa Aur England Ka Raja

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Ek Baar England Ka Ek Raja Thha. Usko Heroines Ko Bula Ke Unka Nanga Dance Dekhne Ka Bada Shonk Thha

Is Bar Usne Pamela Anderson Ko Bulaya Aur Special Bola Ki Aaj Mujhe Dance Karke Dikha

Pamela Ne Socha: “Aaj Is Raja Ke Bache Ki Khabar Lungi”

Usne Raja Ko Esa Thumke Laga Laga Ke Dance Dikhaya Ki Raja Ki Tabiyat Khush Ho Gayi

Raja Ne Usko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Bola: “Pamela Aaj Tune Mujhe Khush Kiya Hai, Jo Mangna Hai Maang”

Pamela: “Main Jo Mangungi Doge? Mukroge To Nahi?”

Raja Bola: “Humne Tujhe Apni Juban Di Hai, Maang Jo Mangna Hai”

Pamela Boli: “Maine Aapki Gaddi Ke Uper Tatti Karni Hai”

Raja Ke Tote Udd Gaye, Usne Pamela Ko Bade Lalach Diye. Paisi Ka Heere Moti Ka Par Vo Nahi Maani

Akhirkar Raja Ne Tang Aa Kar Kaha: “Aaj Se 15 Din Baad Aa Ke Kar Liyo”

Ab Bechara Raja Bada Pareshan Thha Ki Fass Gaya Kya Karu, Ese To Meri Bahut Beizzti Hogi

Usne Bade Logo Se Salah Mangi Par Koi Bhi Is Problem Ka Hal Nahi Bata Saka

3 Din Rah Gaye Thhe Pamela Ko Aane Mein Ki Usko Pata Laga Ki India Ka Sab Se Syana Banda Santa Singh England Aya Hai Ghumne

Usne Fatafat Usko Bulaya Aur Kaha Ki Meri Problem Solve Kar

Santa Bola: “Arey, Darro Nahi Main Us Pamela Ko Dekh Lunga”

(Santa Ne Pehle Bhi Ek Baat Pamela Ki Maa Behan Ek Ki Thhi Click Here To Read The Old Joke)

Thik 15 Din Pamela Aa Gayi Aur Raja Se Boli: “Raja Ji, Jaldi Batao Gaddi Kaha Hai Main Is Chakkar Mein 3 Din Se Toilet Bhi Nahi Gayi”

Raja Ne Santa Ko Dekhta To Santa Ne Pamela Ko Kaha: “Pamela Ji, Wo Rahi Gaddi Aur Jake Kar Lo”

Raja Ke Hoshh Udd Gaye Ki Santa Kya Kah Raha Hai.

Pamela Jaisi Hi Gaddi Ke Pass Pahunchi Ki Santa Ne Usko Awaj Laga Kar Kaha

Santa: “Pamela, Par Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna, Tune Agar Tatti Ke Sath Sath Ek Boond Bhi Peshab Kiya To Tujhe Kaat Diya Jayega, Tune Sharat Tatti Karne Ki Rakhi Thhi Na Ki Sath Mein Peshab Karne Ki”

Ye Sun Kar Pamela Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Vo Chup Chap Tatti Ko Gaand Mein Rok Ke Chali Gayi

Is Tarha Apne India Ke Hero Santa Ne England Ke Raja Ki Izzat Bacha Di

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57 Responses to "Santa Aur England Ka Raja"

  1. priyanka says:
    September 13, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    thanks nilabh ….vese tumhare information ke liye bata du ki priyanka singh jaha bhi jaati popular ho hi jati hai….

    Reply
    • Mr. A says:
      September 14, 2010 at 2:09 am

      It's Really Disgusting……after this type of conversation …u r feeling proud to be *SINGH* !!! Why are you Spoiling The Image & Royalty of *SINGH* !!! just a Free Advice.if u r really a Singh !!

      Reply
  2. Rosy says:
    September 13, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    @kaminey, kunas? Maine tera kya bigada h?@smart, hi:-)

    Reply
  3. wevatan says:
    September 14, 2010 at 12:10 am

    jabrdast joke hai admin bhai

    Reply
  4. palak says:
    September 14, 2010 at 1:38 am

    yh joke tha ya story?waise admin jaisi site hai comment bhi waise hi aayenge na..ab ek non veg site pr ache comments ki umeed to mt karo aap.

    Reply
  5. sandeep says:
    September 14, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    india me santa he to samajhdar bunda he….

    Reply
  6. love is loveable says:
    September 15, 2010 at 2:42 am

    ABE NAVEEN,

    YE DUSARI BAAR HAI. PAHLI BAAR KO PAHLE KYUN NAHI PADHA THA BE.

    Reply
  7. danish says:
    September 15, 2010 at 6:18 am

    hi…..am new here
    jocks padh ke maja aagya……

    Reply
  8. Pradeep says:
    September 15, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    England raja or santa? Sorry to say ye joke 30 saal purana hai. Birbal ne Akbar ke saale se apni jaan bachane ke liye yehi trick apnai thi.

    Reply
    • admin says:
      September 15, 2010 at 6:12 pm

      Bhai aaj se 30 saal pehle ladkiya puri daki hoti thhi, aaur aaj ese lagta hai ladki ne kapde ko daka hai
      isi tarha akabar birbal ka jamana gaya aur. Santa ka jamana aya with some new masala

      Reply
  9. Chulbul panday says:
    September 16, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    jab usne gaddi pe tatti karne ki baat kahi hogi to raja ki to 15 dino k liye tatti peshab sab kush ruk gaya hoga!raja ne socha hoga ab to bejatti kharab honi h!

    Reply
  10. ankit singh says:
    September 17, 2010 at 3:19 am

    aila kya mast joke mara hay admin bhai ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Reply
  11. kaminey says:
    September 17, 2010 at 5:24 am

    e CHULBUL PANDE r u dabang..

    Reply
  12. chulbuli panday urf says:
    September 17, 2010 at 8:40 am

    hiiii chulbul panday…pls mera copy mat karo mai pehale se is naam se comment karti hu ''chulbuli panday urf priyanka''' piche ke comment dekh lo…..

    Reply
  13. savita says:
    February 15, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    nice

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