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Ek Bar Pamela Anderson Ne News Paper Mein Advertisement Di Ki Jo Use Lagatar Rat Bhar Chodega Usko 1 Lac Dollar Ka Inaam Milega.

Duniya Ke Har Kone Mein Se Logo Ne Try Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Koi Kamyab Na Ho Saka.

India Mein Santa Singh Ne Bhi Ye Ad Padi Aur Pahunch Gaya Pamela Ke Pass Aur Usko Bola

Santa: “Pamela Ji, Main Aapki Ye Sharat Kabool Karta Hun Aur Isko Pura Bhi Kar Sakta Hun. Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai”

Pamela: “Bolo”

Santa: “Main Sex Karte Hue Pagdi Utar Dunga Aur Apne Baal Khule Rakhunga, Taki Sir Pe Bhoj Na Rahe Aur Har Baar Sex Karne Ke Bad Ek Bar Peshab Karne Jaunga Taki Thoda Relief Mile”

Pamela Soch Kar Boli: “Mujhe Koi Harz Nahi Hai, Par Peshab Karne Mein 1 Minute Se Jyada Time Na Lagana”

Santa Raat Ko 8 Pm Uske Pass Pahunch Gaya Aur Ho Gaya Start.

Raat Ke 3 Bajj Gaye Aur Ab Tak Santa 24 Baar Sex Kar Chuka Thha.

Pamela Badi Hairan Hui Aur Sochne Lagi Esa Kya Hai Jo Ye Itni Baar Aur Lagatar Sex Kar Raha Hai.

Next Time Jab Santa Peshab Karne Gaya To Pamela Chupke Se Uthi Aur Uske Piche Bathroom Mein Pahunch Gayi.

Usne Dekha Ki Bathroom Ki Window Khuli Hui Thhi. Pamela Ne Bahar Jhank Kar Dekha To

Bahar Door Lambi Sardaro Ke Line Lagi Hui Thhi Aur Sab Sardaro Ke Baal Khule Hue Thhe

Aur Santa Singh Kursi Pe Betha Aram Se Paise Ginn Raha Thha Aur Ek Sardar Ko Kah Raha Thha

Santa: “Oye, Ja Ander Tu Bhi Kya Yaad Rakhega Sirf 2500 Rs Mein Tujhe Pamela Ki Choot Dilva Di.“

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