Santa Aur Talwar-Bazi Ka Muqabala
Views: 2,454 - Posted on 09 Sep 2010
Ek Bar Talwar-Bazi Ka Muqabala Ho Raha Tha, Jis Main Ek Amrican, Ek Japanese Or Ek Indian Sardar Ji (Santa Singh) Competitor Thhe
Amrican Ne Apni Talwar Se Ek Saamp (Snake) Ke Kayi Chote Chote Tukde Kar Diye.
Japanese Ne Jump Maar Ke Talwar Se Giraffe Ki Gardan Kaat Di
Public Ne Surprise Ho Ke Jor Jor Se Taliya Bajayi Aur Bole Kamal Kar Diya
Ab Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai To Wo Apni Talwar Hawa Mein Ghumata Hai Aur Ek Machchar Ko Touch Karwata Hai
Par Machchar Phir Bhi Fly Karta Rehta Hai.American, Japanese Aur Public Santa Ko Bolte Hai: “Yeh Kya Tha, Kon Sa Teer Mara Hai Tum Ne”
Santa: “Salo Ab Yeh Machchar Kabhi Bhaap Nahin Ban Payega. Kuinki Maine Iska Lund Kaat Dala Hai“
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Golu Apne Daddy Ko Khushi Khushi Bolta Hai. Golu: “Daddy Daddy Maine Pehli Baar Sex Kiya” ..- Smart Santa Ka Smart Jawab
Santa Ki Patni Ne Ek Baar Bathroom Mein Santa Ko Muth Marte Pakad Liya Wife: “Oye, Ye Kya Kar ..- Shikva Nahi Kisi Se Kisi Se Gila Nahi
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sonika g kya machhar ko kuch karne ka haq nhi kya are macchar ke lund hota hai mai is batt par hairaan nhi hu par rukhsana ne machhar ka lund deh[kha hai is par hairaan hu rukhsana tum bhi…………….
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But meri bhi yaar limitations hai. main abhi ek din mein maximum 3 jokes se jyada publish nahi kar sakta.
Main tumhare logo ke liye Stories Chatting and love portal bana raha hun. kya usko bich mein chod du. Sirf jokes nahi post kar paya time se to matlab tumhari value khatam ho jayegi
Brother tumhare jokes jarur publish honge but time aage piche ho sakta hai
Sorry agar kisi vajah se tumhe bura feel hua
Sonika, macchar ka chodo mere pass auo na mota lamba taza hai?
Nishab apna land apne pass hi rkho apni gand to bcha ni skte ho land kya khak use kro ge
Sid aaj ke baad tamiz se baat kariyo tu Hum BIHARION ko nhi janta.
Yogesh toilet karne se to phir duniya mein jalpralay ajaega..aur ladkia bhi saath mein kar de to puri dharti pe prashant mahasagar ka hi kabja hoga.
Mosquito condom pack market mein kab aa raha he aur kitne condoms honge?cost kya hogi?mujhe lagta hai isse accha upay dusra koi nahi hoga…in macchro ko hiv aids nahi hota hai kya?
waise bhi wo Machchar 2000 machcharon ka baap ban chuka hai and uska **** useless ho chuka tha so don't be symaptetic
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randi
mera lund is samay chodne ko taiyar hai priya… aja jam ke chudai karte hain
nice joke
tum sabhi ladkiya mera chuso tb janu…
Aisa chusungi ki saara ka saara cum nikal dungi aur tum 6 ho jayoge
Are Yaro Ye Ladkiya Badi Chudakkad Hoti Hai,Maine Apni Girlfrein Ko Choda Tha Sali Bahut Tite Thi Ek Hi Jhatke Mai Pani Mang Gayi Thi.
Maine Uski Chut Me 1 Ungli Dali Sali Kahti Hai 1 Or Dalo Na Maine Kaha Kyu Tujhe Chut Se Siti Bajani Hai.
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Rosy u r really red rose..main dave se kah sakta hoon ki tumhe ladko ko dance karana u know very well.