Santa Aur Tasty Samosa
Views: 33,501 - Posted on 13 Jan 2011
Santa Road Par Chalte Hue Kuch, Gira Dekh Kar Ruka, Aur Utha Kar Mauh Me Daala.
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Chi chi chi chiihiiiii
Thumhe itna jaldi kyu hi Rashii? Jo pehli aagayi.. Che che cheee..
Bahut ganda
He he,
EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII………….Drty//////
Oh my god ye kya tha chiiiiiiii…. Kuch jada ganda tha.
Sry jay ji wo to maine dhiraj ji ko tang kerne k liye bola tha hehe ap sirf dhiraj ji k ho hehe main apni khushi k liye dhiraj ji ko dhokha nhi de skti hehehe
@Rashii ji..hehehehehe mai bhi to Dhiraj ko tang karne k liye h aise bola, ab dekho na hum dono ne tang kiya aur aaj dhiraj naraz hokar maloom nahi kahan chala gya hai, dikhai h nahi de raha hai…..
Jay ji chalo hum dono dhiraj ji k liye apni khushiyo ka balidaan ker detey hai hehehe
my lovely dhiraj ji apni di ko maaf ker do hehe ab kbhi apki di ap k jay ji per dore nhi daalegi hehe, jay ji sirf ap k hai
Hi Rashii hw r u, I am ur nw frnd, and I wnt to live chat with u, r u ready? And plz. Dnt say no. So rply
Raj Bindas ap old jokes me kho gaye kya hehe ya fir apni dost ko bhul gaye
shallu ji aapne mujhe bulaya or khud he cmt nhi de rahe ho hehe
arush ji ap kb tak w2h per he chat kerte rehogae jra joke per b cmt de dijiye hehehe
Rahul ji nonking purana ho gaya hai ballupur me kumar khula hai waha chalte hai hehehe
hey rashi baby kumar me nai mac d me chalte hai rajpur road pe he he he.ap kis chej ki stdy kar rai ho dear.
Preet darlng lohalhi me kuch nai karha hu ku mere exams arhe hai,ha jo mre landlord hai wo ek chota sa fnctn karhe hai bas or tm btao kya karai ho.
Panchi jan tme kya hua koi rply nai dia kai udh to nai gai he he he.
Hey sexy sheela tm kha ho kitna thak gai ki rply hi nai kia esa kya karlia jo thak gai he he.
Admin ji ye joke nonveg nhi hai
Rajesh ji aapne to atey he shyari ki mehfil sja di nice shyari
Mausam ji ap kb tak apni shyari reserve ker k rakhogae hehe
hahahahahahahaha.. yaar kya joke hai….. but vry drty….. pad ker ghin aa gayi.. chiiiiii..
Lofer ji ap k liye main kya cmt du hehe ap k liye bus ek he cmt de skti hu ' Badmash ' hehehe
raavan ji ap kaha busy ho main promise kerti hu apki taraf se cmt deti rehungi
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He……….he………..he……….he……..he………
kya karun hasi rukh hi nahi rahi hai.
Sale santa ko ab samajh mein ayega ki raste pe giri hui chiz ko nahi khana chahiye. Sale ko ab alag alag type ki bimariyaan hongi.
Whaa kya joke hai……he…..he…..
Admin bhai aap thik hi kehte the ki aap hame hasane ke liye kitni mehnat karte hain :P
Thanx for a good jke.
Welcome Matrix
tum log aise react kar rahe ho jaise santa tum log ho
Anjali ji ap kaha ja rahi ho
panchi ji exam ki prep kaisi chal rahi hai
shweta ji tc
preet ji, divya ji kaha ho ap
rahul ji main bank me job nhi kerti hu, main student hu
HAPPY LOHRI admin ji n all frnds
he he he ha ha ha ha ha hu hu hu mast joke hai yar maja agaya hasi ruki nai rai hai.ab tho me samosa khauga hi nai. Hi admin, panchi,sheela, preet, rashi,jay,dheraj,lofar,ravan,divya,rosy n al frnds kese ho sab.
@Rahul yaar tu alahabad se hai, yaar apni bhabhi aish se kab milwa raha hai…..hehehehehehe
chal thk jay dear tubi yad karega ki tera koi rahul nam dost tha,tu apna addres de me ash ko tere ghar bhej deta hu jitna milna or milana hai karlio bhai he he he
admin bhai maaf karna yaar, ye muh me daalna kuchh jyada ho gayaa
hahahahahahahahaaaa
@Dhiraj tum apni mammi ka dulara ho, aur mai apni mammi aur papa dono ka dulara hun……Lekin yaar ye sochkar aaj mai bahut hi paresaan hun kee___________
“Maa”Ke Anchal Mein Sone Ka Sukh Agli Pidi Nahi Le Payegi……………
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Kyo…………….
Kyoki,,,,,,,,,,
Jeans Pahnne Wali Maa Anchal Kaha Se Layegi.
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!
Yaar Tumhe Tumhari Mom Ne Kitna Complain tumko hai Pilaya???
Hota hai Tatti sukhne ke baad aise hi lagti hai. .
Admin,rashi,panchi,dev,jay,raj,daksh,shalu sabko *HAPPY LOHRI* dear
Hey preet tume v lohri ki subkamnaye dear…
@seela ji HellllllooooooJAAN where r u?????????
Misssssssssss…uuuuuuuu…..Love uuuuuuu….sooooooooooooomuch…
@jayyy, mere janeman jaanejigar, my baby..darling….mere liye agar tumne flying kiss nahi bheji to mein tumhein flying miss…miss bhootni bhej dunga mere…jay uff imran khan..hahaha!!..dear
@shallu,..sorry;;;;;;;;;;;;
@Rashii di, sorry late cmnt k liye…hehe…nd tc all…jay baby horlicks chahiye..mere pass complain nahi bhej do ek..:)..byee tc.
Uski doli uthi, meri maiyat uthi.
Phool uspe barse, phool mujpe b barse.
mehfil, waha b thi. log yahan b the.
seheliya uski b thi, dost mere b the.
unka hasna wha, inka rona yahan.
Do kadam woh chali, do kadam hum chale.
qazi udhar b tha, moulvi idhar b tha.
woh saj gayi, mujhe sajaya gaya.
woh uth k gayi, mujhe uthaya gaya.
fark sirf itna sa tha.
use APNAYA gaya.
or
mujhe DAFNAYA gaya…!
kaun-kaun bhula gya hai mujhe yaha pr, use mai party me ni bulaunga…
hehehehe
Yaq yaq yaq…..
@Dabang yaar tera dab-daba barkarar hai…….Yaar tu Munni ko daba kar Aur Sheela ko utha kar rakhna…..hehehehehe
@Mausam yaar to cool se hot kab hoga………hehehehehe
@ jay bhai March ke baad Mausam hot hona shuru ho jaayega,agr hot abhi chahiye to south me aajaao hehhee
@ Rashi ji aisa nhi he ki main shayree reserve kar ke rakh rha hoon actual me aajkal main thoda busy hoon aur shaam konthak jaataa hoon,aur aap ko sab pata hi he hehehee.
Plz rashi ek mitha sa dedo na kiss dene se kya tumahre honth giss jaenge plz! Ye dekho mere muh se rash tapak raha ha tumahre lala lal rasile honth dekh kar plz
Ye dekho meri banduk bi geeli ho gyi
too old joke.
hey, jay mhara saar daard howe hai..thare pass iska koi ilaaz se to batiyo….thare ko saamjh mein aawese naa mhari baat ki..handi maa thare ko saamjhaoo…mish use nd laab use…talk air…halo frands aap saare kaase ho…jay thari baatein manne haat na laagti hain…kuch haat batein kiya kaaro…talk air barbie..baaeee..haahahaheehoha!!..
@Dhiraj mujhe pata hai tere ko kya takleef hai. Us din jo 2m ne Rashii ji ka patta kaat kar Admin bhai k sath ghoomne nikal gaya thha, tere ko Thand lag gayi hai aur aab tumko body heater ki jarurat hai………
@Rashii ji plzzzzzzzz.. Apne bro Dhiraj ka help kijiye..Aur uska Thand me kyal rakhiye….
kasam se kitna darty tha yaar he he he samosa
Oh my god ye kya tha chiiiiiiii…. Kuch jada ganda tha.
Oye yahaa koi police waala to nahi hai ??? ???
hi everybody
Hey frnd aj kl busy hu yar jada comments ni kr parhi hu… Pr lgta h ap log b mujhe bhul gye. @Helo dabang ji sry lov aj kl apko tim ni deparhi hu love u janu… @hey rahul ji i miss u yar thanx mujhe yad rkhne k liye fr.@jay ji kese ho ap.
@dabang ji mai wkend pe apne frnds k sath ya akhiraj k sath rhti h kuch soping krti hu ya khi ghumne jati hu. Ap apne bare mai b to kuch btao mane to sb bta diya lov.
samosa khake jalti hai kya
hiii…. admin bhai.. me tumhari is site ka nya member h..
site badi mast hai yaar..sach me … saare hi jokes majedar me…
hy frnds kapil divya rashi anjali rosy hero wanted rajbindas sexyuncle anshul rahul dk jay tony mausam dhiraj Lovepreet..lipsy and my dear panchhi how are you all
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hy panchhi jaan hru yaar aajkal bahoot kam comment de rahi ho exam se itna bhi mat daro yaar ki dosto ko yaad karna bhi bhul jao
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he rashi thanks yaar mujhe aapse yahi ummeed thi rashi tussi great ho
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oye lofar kahan ghum raha hai tu meri hansi udhar le kar gya tha vapis nahi karni kya kahin tu iska missuse nahi kar rha hai
Hey RAHUL jan aj me kuch busy thi so cment ni depayi …bt avi de deti hu na…nd happy LOHRI urf UTTRAYAN…. @RAAVAN jaan aj kaha chale gaye firse tm koi cment ni ayi ab tk?? Ya fir biwi ne ane nhi diya heheh….. @hey LOFAR,DEV,SHALLU,RATAN,RAJESHSHEELA,RASHI,RAHUL,ATANKVADI,PREET,SHWETA,JAY,MAUSAM,DHIRAJ,DABANG,DAKSH,RAAJ AND MY DEAR RAAVAN sbko Happy LOHRI urf UTRAYAN….. @ RASHI yar prprsn to thik chal rhi hai ap btao kesi ho? @hey LOFAR jan kam jyada ho to me aau help krne…. heheh
Thanx dear u still remember me.
@Panchhi, maine apna naam bahut dhundha par mujhe mil nahi
raha hai he he shayad meri aankhen kamjor ho rahi ha, jara tum hi
batodo kis naam k baad mera naam likhi ho he he he
Yaar kaun na itna beijjat hone k bad santa ko apna name pakistan rkh lena chahiye.
Mausam to tab hot hota hai yaar jab bister me ……
Samaj gye India.
gdn8 admin bhai,panchi,sheela,rashi,anjali,preet,sweta,rosy,divya,lofar,ravan,mausam,rana,sxy uncle.metrix,dabang,jay,dheraj,dev,raj,atankwadi,kajal,noty hoty,punit mum,muni,tony,abhi,n all frends tc.
Sweta dear i thnk today s ur bthday so happy brthday baby.
happy lohri 2 all of u..any1 onl9..??
@Hi Panchhi Sheela Divya Rashii Preet Ravan Jay Dhiraj Rana
Kapil Admin Rahul Shallu Raj Sexyuncle Wanted Dabang Mausam Manish
Dev Arush Anuj Rajesh nd al my nonveg frnds aap sab ko Lohari aur
Makar Sankrati ki dhero subhkamnayen dosto khoob patang udana sab.
@PANCHHI meri maskkkali kaisi ho jaan yar tumne to dil khush kar
diya help k liye pooch k bus ek 'kaam' me hi tumhari help loonga u
kno wat i mean hahahaha dont mind meri masakkkali. @Rashiiji maine
to aapk sath kuch badmashi b nahi ki ab tak waise mai badmash to hu
hahahaha @Ravan kya karu yar SexyUncle k upar hasna rahta hai to ek
sir se hasi to poori nahi padti isliye tum jo kolkata jate hue apne
9 sir mere pas chor gaye the unko SexyUncle k upar hasne k liye
laga diya tha. @Ravan aj tumari hasi wapas kar raha hu ye lo mauj
karo
HahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
@Ravan thanq.
@jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
@rashii di, u r toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo guddddddde!!
@shweta,happpppppppy bdy 2 u…mny mny happy rtns of d day.:). @jay
ka bhoot mujh par sawar hai mujhe rashii di se bhi pyaar hai….jay
bada sharmata hai…mujhko bhi koi apnata hai…rashii di bus naam
yaad aata hai…tc..love u. @divya, m boy not girl nd main ladko k
peeche nahi bhagta…haan kucch ladke jaroor mujhe pasand aate
hain….ab rashii di jaise di mujhe kanha milegi nd jay jaisa yaar
mujhe kanha milega….rashii di i love u so much …aap ki khushi k
liye mein jay ko aapke hawale kar sakta hoon..haha!!…aap to
jaanti hai jay mujhse bahut pyaar karta hai…nd dhiraj aapni
raashi di se pyaar karta hai…jay ko dhiraj jaisa yaar kanhi nahi
milega nd mujhko rashii di jaise di kanhi nahi milegi..tc love
u..
hi! friends… @if i m(dhiraj) silver sun at night sky.
@den he(jay) golden sun at day sky. @And she(rashii di) is
brightest star of day nd night. @Lbnleast they(friends) are nights
countless stars..gm all of u.:).
@hi! rana,lofar,panchii,raavan,ratan,dev…etc.
I hate dis winter….coz dere r many reason…why dere r many reason coz i hate winter season…huh!!.
kya baat hai. chootiya jaisa joke. dosto ko nahi bolona vrna toooke ke tere moo par… sick asses
@Dhiraj yaar mai tumko flying Kiss nahi dunga…..
Aaj Friday hai aur mai free hun Roj k tarah busy nahi hum aaj raat ko tumko mai sach me kiss karunga….
Aur bhootani se tumahari thand ka bhi elaaz karwaunga……….hehehehehe dear don't worry….