Santa Aur Uske Shaitan Bete Pappu Ki Scheme

Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj Kisi Ka Chutiya Kaat Te Hai

Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha: “Kahan Ka Number Hai?”

Jawab Aya: “Police Station Ka.

Pappu: “Ap Ke Paas Danda Hai?

Inspector: “Haan Hai!

Pappu: “To Use Apni Gaand Mein Dal Lo

Aur Itna Kah Ke Phone Kaat Deta Hai

Inspector Ne Thodi Der Socha Aur Fir Gusse Se Us Number Pe Phone Kiya

Is Baar Phone Santa Ne Uthaya

Inspector: “Yaha Se Ek Phone Phone Aaya Tha.

Santa:”Fir?

Inspector:”Mujh Se Puchha Aap Ke Pass Danda Hai. Maine Haan Kaha To Usne Bola Gand Me Daal Lo.

Santa:”Achha? Kitni Der Pehle Phone Aya Thha?

Inspector: “Koi 10 Minutes Pahle

Santa: “To Fir Ab Nikaal Lo

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  90 Comments

  1. Mausam says:

    hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    hahhahhahaahahahahahahahhaaaa

    hehheheheheheheee

    yaar nice yaar gajab good

    realy me yaar

    hasee ruk hi nahii rahee hai sameer bhai

    niceeeeee

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    POLICE WALA GANDU THA ….use maja aa rha tha danda andar bahar karne me…..

    @ADMIN tere paas danda hai kya….abe dar mat……me andar lene ke liye nhi kahunga…..ha ha ha

    1. Admin says:

      haan kapil pata hai tu mujhe ander lene ko nahi kahega kyunki tera khud ka dil mere dande pe aa gaya hai tu lena chahta hai use hehehehe

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    ROSY….sorry dear tum second nhi ho…second aana hai to mere contact me rehna padega

    1. dev says:

      atankwadi bhai kya baat hai is baar apne hi ghar me dhamaka. gf se jhagda hua kya . mai to nahi aunga bhai.

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    ADMIN dil to mera anjali ,panchi,divya,naughty,rosy,sheela..par b aaya hai to ye kya muje mil jayengi…

  5. sam says:

    hi dosto joke to mast hai par baat baat mein gaand mein danda hehehhe par ye to pucho santa se ki police wale ki gaand me jo danda hai use usne nikala ya use iski adat hai hehehheheheheh mausam bhai santa ne aj danda kar hi diya hehhehe

  6. Sheela. says:

    Wao kya jok h chalo aj santa baji mar gya. He he he…. To dabang tum kb dal rhe ho.

    .

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    Apne dil mai admin ka pyar kuch galt mt smjhna.

  7. Dhiraj says:

    jay jab se tujhse dosti ki hai..tab se meri ankhein khoob pharakti hai.
    ________________

    @rashii di, ab admin k upar aap itni kho gayi ki apne bhai ko bhul gayi its not fair
    ________________

    @jay, kavi 2m mujhe g.m nahi boltein q???
    _______________

    @shallu dear,kya tumhen meri bhootni pasand hai
    _______________

    @pancchi..ab bahut udna hua jaldi ghosle main aa jao.
    ________________

    @jay,..tumhein nachna aata hai..baat yeh ki bhootni ko dance bahut pasand hai.
    _______________

    @daksh..u r nice:)
    _______________

    @anjali..mere liye koi angle dhoono haha.

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    @raj,ratan,lofar,raavan,kapil,dev,sanam,deep,harshaa,tc.:)…baki bacche to mujhse baat nahi karte..woh jante hain kon hain woh :)..rosy srry.lol!!.

    1. anjali says:

      h…………Dhiraj jb koi mil jayegi tb jrur btaogi…….
      vse tumhe kis type ki chahiye….. @hye Kapil…… kaha the itne
      dino se pta h maine tumhe kinna miss kiya…….. utna jitna mera
      maths ka sylbus h……..hehehehehe

    2. Jay says:

      @Dhiraj tu mera 1st net best friend hai. agar tujhko good morning na kahne se narajgi hai. too mai tumko ek sath hi Advance me khoob dher sare good morning kar deta hun……..gm, gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,

      gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm,gm..

    3. Jay says:

      @Dhiraj yaar mujko to dance karne nahi aata hai, lekin mera pappu hamesha dance karta rahta hai……hehehehe

      Teri bhottani ek baar mere pappu k sath dance kar k dekhe, phir kisi k sath dance usko pasand hi nahi ayega……hehehehe

  8. Panchhi says:

    Koi bat nhi sam tum kapil se puchlo ab vo aa gya hai na.,vo apna santa hi hai…

    @welcome kapil ji…bade dukh ke sath kehna pad rha hai ki bdi prasannta hui apko yaha dekh kr……ap aye to jaise jaan me jaan ayi…heheheh ….Aur tu be ate h dimag khana shuru kr diya vempire kahika insano ka khun pine me bda maja ata hai tuje…heheh or be yaar me to kamre me ayi h ni thi to fir kaise kamre ki bat kmre tk rhe yaar….

    @aur lofar bhai ji mere sath reh kr ap kafi ache mannrs sikh gye ho…..

  9. RAAVAN says:

    hy kapil bete bade dino bad dikhai diye kahan the kahin new year ki party me chhedchhad ke karn kisi ne pitai to nahi kar di kyonki jo tu bta rha hai vo story thi lekin tu kah rha ki vo ghatna thi ghatna me to pitai hi hoti hai or haan tu raavan ka pichchha karte karte lanka pahunch gya par raavan to india me hi hai fir tu kiska pichchha kar rha tha bete vo mera mayajaal tha jisme tum fas gye the ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    oye panchhi jaan kitthe ho tussi koi baat nahi yaar tumhare ghar me kundi hai to achhi baat hai lekin jara band karke rakhna kyonki aajkal bandro ne kafi uchhl kud macha rakhi hai yaar pancchi tumne ye to bataya nahi ki tum kahan se belong karti ho

  10. RAAVAN says:

    hy anjali kaisi ho yaar kya tum bhi bhiwani se belong karti ho mai persenttime bhiwani me nahi hu yaar par tum kahan ho

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    hy rashi hru yaar koi tumhara kidnap nahi kar sakta to tum raavan ko hi kidnap kar lo yaar jo tumhare hathon kidnap hoga vo to dhany ho jayega ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  11. Preet says:

    Jay tere pas danda hai nai hai to mein bej deti hun baki kaam tuje krna hai bas itna ki jo santa ka beta bol raha tha ok muje bola tha photo ka muje na shonk nai photo kichwane ka understand.

    1. Jay says:

      @Preet Dear sabse pahle hum sabhi Indian hai chahe wo kisi bhi religion (Hindu, Muslim, Sikkh, Isayi etc.) ya kishi bhi state (Punjab, UP, MP, Delhi etc.) ka ho. aapko panjab ka hone par garv hai, toh humko Bhojpuriya hone par garv hai. aur sabhi ko apni-apni Metti se prem hota hai.

      Hum aapse panga kyu lenge hum yaha par dost banane aate hai dushmni karne nahi. Haaa agar koi jayada panga leta hai toh uska ye shook bhi pura kar dete hai……

  12. RAAVAN says:

    hy divya kahan ho yaar itne dino baad aayi ho ab bhi busy ho kya yaar mujhe dekho yaar raat 9pm ke baad bhi dosto ka haalchaal jaroor puchhta hun or ek tum ho ki…………

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    oye lofar kya haal tum to sudhar gaye yaar but ye sab baaten aapke naam ke khilaaf hain lofarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a name yaar

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  13. D@k$H says:

    mst joke hai yar, dil khush ho gya…

    hey anjali panchi, dhiraj, rashi, shallu, dbng, sheela, ravan, gabbar n al ma dear frnds…

    kaisi chl ri hai life.??

    sameer bro u rock yar..

    1. Admin says:

      Thanks D@KSH bro… par ye sab aap logo ka pyar hai jiski vajah main rock shoch hun hehehehe thanks

    2. anjali says:

      hello D@ksh jii……. mere life to mst chl ri h kyuki
      puree din to yhi hoti ho yarr ap sbke pass…… tum btao kya chl
      rha h aj kl……

  14. RAAVAN says:

    panchhi kya baat hai dear hamse koi narajgi hai kya koi bhul hui ho to sorry yaar tum to aaj baat hi nahi kar rahi hamne aapse chinta nahi karne ke liye kaha tha khyaal chhodne ke liye nahi u r my best yaar

  15. D@k$H says:

    its ok sameer bhai, u deserve dat compliment..

    hey preet hmse b kbi bt kr liya kro yar…

    waise lovepreet name mujhe bahut acha lga, bt tumhara gussa dkh k lgta hai, u r jst oposite 2 ur name…

    sry bura lga ho to..

  16. Panchhi says:

    Arre raavan yaar aesi bat ni hai tumse naraj nhi hu yaar ese h sbke cments padh ke thak gai hu yaar isiliye tumhara hal chal ni puchha…. N ha me gujarat me ahmdabad se hu aur kavi time mile to w2h pe aa jana….wa thik se btaungi

  17. Preet says:

    Hello admin h r u? Ki tusi mere fd bano ge tusi kithe rende ho te ki krde ho menu na tuhada naam kuch samjh nai aaya admin ta meaning ki hai daso ge.

    1. Admin says:

      Loverpreet ji mera naam Sameer hai ji
      te admin da matlab hunda hai Administrator, Means jo kisi cheez nu sambhalda hai
      Te ji main Karnal vich rahnda haan

  18. RAAVAN says:

    oye daksh bro.main to changa hun tussi apni dasso

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    are yaar dhiraj iam really very sorry yaar maine aapse kabhi baat nahi ki yaar or snao kaisi chal rahi aapki lifetrain

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    he preet yaar kabhi hamse bhi itne pyar se puchh liya karo Hello raavan h r u? Beby kasam se aapke aage ice ki tarah pighal jayenge ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  19. kapil the cute boy says:

    PANCHI tumari yahi baat muje pasand nhi hai jhoot bahut bolti ho..koi samjhao yaar ise….

  20. RAAVAN says:

    hy panchhi anjali kya tumne kabhi way2 heart par chating ki hai mai aaj whan gya tha yaar mast chating site hai yaar

    1. anjali says:

      hye R v n…..

      dear m sonipat me rhti hu…. mere Mamu bhiwani me rhte h……

      maine kbhi w2h pr ch t ni ki dear……

      @Lofar i m f9…..

      Yar msti new year pr hi ni ki to ab kya krenge….

  21. arush says:

    aaj to hansi rukne ka naam nahi le rahi
    hehehehehehehe……………………………………..

  22. Lofar says:

    Karnataka-Well Dresing Kolkata-Tasty Punjabi-Bindas
    Jammu-Cool Mumbai-Hot Delhi-Sexy U.P-CHUT Na CHUCHI Bas Baate
    Unchi-Unchi.! @Panchhi bahenji waise baate to aap b Unchi-Unchi hi
    karti hain. Achcha Panchhi bahenji parnaaam.

    1. dev says:

      lofar beta sudhar ja. mujhe apna doot na bhejna pade. wo
      u.p. me hi rahta hai. wo batayega tujhe kitni unchi unchi bate kar
      leta hai

  23. Lofar says:

    @Ravan lofar sudhra nahi hai wo to bs panchi ki thodi taang
    khich raha hu. Yar ravan tume toothpaste karne me to bahut time
    lagta hoga kyo. @sheelaji apne puppi ko subah-shaam do time apne
    boobs k darsan karwa diyo. @wanted teri bibi mil gayi ho to ab site
    pe wapas aaja. @Panchhi rashii divya anjali preet jay dhiraj rana
    mausam atankwadi anuj kapil dabang admin manish ratan raj nd al
    nonveg frnds sab kaise ho new year masti abi b chal rahi
    hai.

  24. paras rulzzzzzzz says:

    police wala madarcodh bosdika tha usko danda lene me maja
    aa raha tha…..madarcodh police wala…………….

  25. Raj Bindaas says:

    @Preetji hi, Jay ne aisa kya kaha si jo tu ekdum se badhak
    gaya si,kiski majal hai jo panjabiya nal i mean tusi panga levi, i
    like most panjabi person,culture,mujhe panjabiyo ki ek baat bahut
    achi lagti hai wo dil k bade aur saaf hote hai, mujhe panjabi bolne
    ka bahut shok hai par aaj tak panjabi nai sikh paya ji mujhse agar
    panjabi likhne me koi galti ho gai ho to mujhe maaf kar
    denaji

  26. arush says:

    hii@ my all cute fnds…..this s fr u….. naa jaane unpe
    itna yakeen kyon hai uska khyal bhi itna haseen kyon hai suna hai
    pyaar ka dard meetha hota hai to aankhon se nikla aansu namkeen
    kyon hai???????????

  27. Preet says:

    Ravan g ini kehdi gal lo tuhade nal v gal ks lene aa wese
    mera naam mere nature warga ye u don't worry !i m not oposite
    ok.hor tusi thick hona

  28. arush says:

    pyaar me maut se darta kaun hai ye to ho jaata hai karta
    kaun hai aap jaise yaar pe jaan kurbaan aur aap puchhte hai ki aap
    pe marta kaun hai…. ok fnds good night…take care…kal milte
    hai…

  29. Dhiraj says:

    @admin, mein samjha nahi mere cmnts mein phir koi problem
    hai i mean to say kucch sahi nahi.._______________________@raavan,
    aapki daya se patri par koi dusri train amne samne nahi hui
    hai.haha!___________________@preet ji, mere jay ko kuch mat bolo
    agar woh mera real jai hota to usko mein apne bhagwan k saman
    rakhta…so plzz.______________________@rashii di,aap aur jay hai
    to cmnt de raha hoon..pehle to jaanbujh kar deta
    tha.:)._________________@jay plzz agar koi bhi problem ho dhiraj ki
    saato janam tumhare liye hajir hai..haha…and everybody takeair
    and good early morning .:)..

    1. Admin says:

      Dhiraj bhai jo lnes dete ho na uske pahle aur bad mein enter diya karo like raavan ke comment dekh sakte ho

  30. Preet says:

    Raj g thanku for ur comments pheli gal ta tusi kis li maafi
    mang re ho mera pagal bnan li tusi ta kithe panjabi boli ni chalo
    koi gal ni je aap nu nai andi te apa sikha da ge ok.

  31. Preet says:

    Admin g ki hall ne aap de acha menu tusi naam de
    administrator tuhada bacha mens jay da koi comments nai aaya koi us
    nu chak ke te nai le geya wese aaj kal bachye chakan wale bhut aaye
    ne pta krna si.

    1. Admin says:

      Preet ji aajkal bachhe chakkan walya to jyada kudiya chukkan wale aaye ne jara tayan naal gharo nikalya karo

    2. Jay says:

      @Preet ji sorry !! Mujhko punjabi bahut kam hi samajh me aati hai aapne kya likha hai mere samajh me nahi aaya…..

      Plzzzzz aap mujko comments hindi ya phir english me likhe…….

  32. Jay says:

    @Sheel ji aap kaisi hai ? aur aapki munni kaise hai, jara sardi se usko bacha kar rakhiyega jyada der tak bina kapde ka mat rahne dena………..hehehehehe

  33. Preet says:

    Admin g keda jaam peya surma jeda kudiya chaku ga apa us di maa pehn nu na chak la ge kre ta sahi ini jarurt thick ye na. Hor tusi kida.

    1. Admin says:

      Preet ji tusi kudi ho ya munda… hehe galla te mundya vargiya karde ho..
      chalo koi na… Surme to yaad aaya je tusi kudi ho to tujhade liye
      Surma na payi mutayre koi gabru tangya jauga.. hehe

  34. Munni(Badnaam) says:

    Accha Joke Tha.

    Accha Ullu Banaya Santa aur Uske Papu ne Inspector ko.

    Ha…Ha…. Ha….

    Maza Aa gya.

  35. shallu says:

    hehehehe yaar bada mast joke hai hahahahaha________________________

    kapil bhai kaise ho mera kehne ka ye matlab tha lofer ke liye ki panga na le panchhi se nahi to tujhe bhai bol degi par issae pehle khud lofer ne hi bahen bol diya.________________________________

    dhiraj tum mere sabse cute frnd ho or is site se kabhi jaane ke baare mai socna bhi mat._______________________________

    rashii ji ab kya karu in sabka jaha ladki dekhi nahi pad gaye piche ab to apna naam change karne ki soch raha hu or aap bataiye kaise ho.

  36. Rosy says:

    @preet, main bilkul changi hu.. Tussi dasso!

    @admin, stop calng me rosy roti, admin sadmin, hawa ka jhonka..:-P

  37. Rosy says:

    @kapil, ye kya bat hui? Kehte ho bht kch krna padega n fir ye v kehte ho ki main 2mhara aashik hu… Jab exchange offr h toh fir aashiki kaisi?

    1. Admin says:

      Guru Granth Sahib Me Likha Hai

      Takdeer K Likhe Par Kbhi Shiqwa Na Kar,

      Tu Abhi Itna Samjhdar Nahi Hai Ki, Rab Ke Iraade Samajh Sake.