Santa Aur Viagra Ki Dose Ka Asar
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Bechare santa ki to kismat hi kharab hai.
hi lolita now u r young better if u will eat mine lolipop lol
mujhe lagta hain wo santa ki nahi kapil ki story hain, shayad isiliye aaj wo dikh nahi raha hai. q Kapil, bed rest per ho qya?
yeeeeeee ajjj to main pehla viewer….kyuuuuu admin ji
hey anjali,,,,,,how r u dear,,,,,,,were u llive……..in delhi or somewere else….
vse thik hu MANISH bt moad acha ni h…….
shayd DELHI me hoti MANISHH,agr m wha hoti to apne frnd se milti.
today i missssss himmmmmm vry much.
ANJALI, SHABNAM, DIVYA, tum tino ko santa ko dhokha nahi dena chahiye. bechare ka hath………….
the best joke till date on this site is BIWI KI CHADDI UTARUNGA…….Admin try to make another stunning rank 1 joke…..enjoy
gud one
HAAN TINA WO MERI HI STORY HAI AB TUM AAYINHI TO FIR KUH NA KUCH TO KARNA HI PADEGA NA
JO SUCH HAI WO TO SUCH HI RAEGA AB CHUPANE SE KYA FAYDA.
NHI TINA dear DIVYA,ANJALI YA SHABNAM me se kkoi nhi thi wo tum hi thi
ha kapil wo tina hi thi wo mujhe bata ke hi gai thi
hai ram divya, main to tujhe janti tak nahi to baat kaise karungi.
Daro Mat Kapil , Maine sirf is site par likha hai, tum agar pyar se request karoge to kisi ko bhi nahi kahungi.
bechara santa itani sari ladik hai is comment mean kisi ke pass chala jata
ANJALI dear agar TINA tum pe comment karti hai to karne dont take it seriously
KAPIL phle serious ni hoti thi bt ab vo apni limit cross kr ri h yarr……
anjali YAAR YE BATAO KI TUM SHADI KAB KAR RHI HO
4-5 years ke baad KAPILLL kyo GOA jane jyada jldi ho ri h….
KAPILLLLLL kya tum mujhe VIGRA ka meaning btaoge dear….
hi kapil
hi pallavi
SPICY my sweet dear frnd..tum KHUSNU ya PIYUSH jese logo ko seriously mat lo inka kaam kewal bate karna hai
My Dear Kapil Piyush ka toh mujhe pata nahin but mein sirf baatein hi nahin karta mein bahaut kuch karna jaanta hun ok, Aur mein Bekaar mein kisi ko prove nahin karta k WHAT M I.
I hope u Understand.
khusnu bhai mene ye kabi nhi kaha ki muje sex me ruchi nhi hai me to hamesa se kehta aaya hu ki sex to ek natural process hai aur isme har kisi ko ruchi hony chahiye
khusnu mene ye kaha ki meri gf nhi hai bhawana thi jiski shadi ho chuki hai
SPICY MY DEAR FRND MISSING U
SPICY AKHIRKAR MENE TUME DUND HI LIYA
SPICY party kesi rhi..tumne muje bulaya nhi
DIVYA yaar kaha ho………..
mai yahannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn kapillllllllll tum kahannnnnnnnn aa jao na plzzzzzzz
SPICY IMRAN ko mera hello bolna
spicy tumne kaha ki tume yaha ke log bahut gande lage…dear aisa mat socho…duniya me har tarah k log hote hain kuch acche to kuch bure…yaha b kuch bure ho sakte hai par sab nhi
Santa ka to K.L.P.D. ho gya…
Tina , Divya ,Anjali , shabnam I love u baby
mai bina viagra ke hi theek program kar dunga
Sameer yaat tum thak jaaoge aaj tum aapna program tina ke saath bana lo ye thik rahega na?
sameer bhiya, ye koi bachho ka khel nahi jo ek sath teen teen ko cover kar rahe ho.
Sameer, Kapil ki barabari tum nahi kar sakte. usai tumhare se jyada anubhav hai. sahi kaha na kapil…..
jab Santa Iodex lekar ghar gaya to wo teeno ladkia aa chuki thi. latest news hai ki santa ko casuality mein lajaya gaya hai.
waise hath se hilane me maja to aata hai yaar
are you sure
Sameer , maine to pahle hi kaha tha, tum is se jyada koshish bhi mat karna.
@Kapil,Beta mai sirf baaten hi nahi karta..
Aaj mai jis mukaam pe hu waha tum pahunch
bhi nahi sakte…tu to har ladki ke
emotion me bah jaata hai….mai tere ko
bata du ki Mere life me bade bade Businessman ki betiya aayi par maine kisi ko bhao tak nahi diya…
Aur Piush meri life mein bade bade fakeerjadiya aayi par mene bhi kisi ko baav nahi diya hehe
@Admin,chalo hum dono bhi ek hi tarah ke hai…
yaar lekin tum ho bade interesting bande..
By the way ye baat mai kapil ko seriously bol raha hu..
I know Piush dear.. mene to majak kar raha thha
ladkiyo ko baav nahi dene chahiye.. nahi to vo tumhare sare bhaav kharid kar bare bazar nanga karke free mein bechdegi
so beware of girls
@Admin,yaar bilkul sahi bola yaar…kamal ke businessman ho yaar…profit & loss ke baare me kitna dur tak sochte ho..
Thanks Piyush Bhai meri soch ko acha kahne ke liye
Admin yaar fakeerjadiyo ko to baav de dene chahiye the.
Mene ek fakeerjadi ko aaj se kuch saal pahle bhaav diye thhe usne mera esa dil toda main byan nahi kar sakta
vese hehe thanks to her ki uske ghum se nikal ke mene logo ko hasane ki sochi aur site bana dali hehe
@Admin,kya yaar ladkiyo ke liye aansu mat bahana..
koi fayada nahi hota,ulta energy loss hota hai..
@admin, haha… I cn undrstand bt wt is fakeerjadi?
Heheheh Piyus se mucho iska matlab
Piyush, tum bav dete bhi ti kaise, wo sab to tumhe RAKHI bandhne aaye thi
@Tinnnnnna,ha yaar sahi boli…
kya baat hai meri X-girlfriend ke paas bhi
dimag hai…??
@piyush, tumhari X-GF kon hai jiske ki pass dimag hai. or ye bhi sahi hai ki us ke pass dimag hai ,tabhi to wo tumhari X-gf hai
@Tina,actually meri ek schoolfriend hai..jiska naam tanya hai,lekin use mai tina hi bulata hu.we are best friend aur pure school me mere Dosto ne ye Phaila diya tha ki wo meri Girlfriend hai,kyuki hamlog hamesa saath me rahte the…Aur pata hai wo ladki jis school me hum saath saath pade uske director ki poti hai.Aur mai bhi use apni X-girlfriend bulata hu..
@Rosy,Tum fakeerjadi ka matlab na jaano to
hi accha hai…Mai nahi chahta ki meri
sudhri hui dost bigar jaaye..
@piyush, sudhri hui dost? Lol..sun kar acha laga.. Anyways, tq 4 ur concern..bt m stil curious %-)
@Rosy,kyu concern na hu…you are my friend
aur meri jimmedari banti hai ki tumhe
galat baate na batau.
If you are so curious to bata hi deta hu..
Aamirjadi ka opposite hota hai fakeerjadi..
ek ghatiya matlab bhi hota hai,lekin naa
jaano to achha hai..
Bhav dete bhi to kaise, wp sab tumhe RAKHI badhne jo aaye thi.
Bechara Santa
@Anjali,@Divya,@Tina,agar tumlog ko mera
comment karna pasand nahi aata hai to plz
Bol dena….
@piyush, hamari parwah mat karo or
"LAGE RAHO PIYUSH BHAI"
@Tina,Thanks…
PIYUSH mujhe acha ni lgta ki tum cmnt kro…
@Anjali,I am not going to comment you any more..
sryyyyyyy piyush yar mera moad of tha subh I m reallyyyyyyy vryyyyy vryyyyyy sryyyyyyy babyyyyyy.
tum cmnt kr skte ho dear…
agn i m sryyyyyyyy.
@Anjali,koi baat nahi Dosto me to ye sab
chalta hai re….
PIYUSH beta aap bindass comments karo
@Divya,Thanks..
Bas aap comment ka reply kiya karo achha
lagta hai..
kapil, party ekdam extrmly bahot bahot bakwass thi, mei waka adhe ghante se jyada tolerate nai kar pai, n sabse jyada gande to mere bhai k frndz the, man kr raha tha k ek ek ko line me khada karke GPL du
Hmmmm GPL means Gand pe Laat ya kuch aur hai hehe
@spicy, maine tumhe pahle hi kaha tha , Ab is site se tum itne se dino main GPL bolna bhi sikh gayi.
@piyush, q mujhse panga le rahe ho, kabhi USA me dikh gaye na, to jamke badla nikalungi
@Spicychick,panga lene ki aadat to bachpan se hai….
chal apne University ka naam bhi bata deta hu jaha jaa raha hu,dekhta hu kya badla nikalogi….
CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY,BERKELEY.
@spicy, Agar piyush tumhara yaha ( india ) main rape kar dega to kya tum ( USA ) main wapas uska rape karke badla logi.
@ aniket, mei ghamandi nai, busy thi, anyway sory if u r hurt. @sohail, thnx frnd,
@anjali di good to hear that, thnx, hw ya doing?
yup admin bro, GPL ka matlb wahi hai! @kapil, baby boy ye vigra kya hota hai?
Spicy tum kaho toh mein explain karke bataoun.
Wht's the mean of VIAGRA.
Virgin Indian + Amercian Girl Raped by Admin (Sameer).
This is the Full Form VIAGRA did u get this, My Sweet @Spicy. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha :)
But for ur knowledge Viagra ek tablet hai jo lambi paari khelne k liye labhdayk hoti hai, but iska ziyaada use karna aage k liye hanikark ho sakta hai,
Khushnu (Always Happy)
Sameer Bhai ab tu khush ho
but mujhe b aur khush kar do mere joke toh publish kar do ya phir kitna time lagega yeh bta do, baar baar tokna achcha nahin lagta yaar.
hy every one
U r most welcome friend spicy
SPICY my sweet frnd…kuch ladko ki sex power weak hoti hai…wo ladki ke sath sex karte samay ladki ke satisfy hone se pehle hi discharge ho jate hain……aise logo ko VIAGRA naam ki tablet ki zarurat..padti hai…jo unko lambe samay tak sex karne ki power deti hai or wo apne partner ko better tareeke se santust kar pate hain..
DIVYA dear me chalo tumare paas aa jaunga ,,..fir kya karenge ye b bata do
KAPIL wahi karenge jo sab karte hai
DIVYA & SPICY my frnds aap log khusnu se mat uljho….yaha par kai tarah k log hain aur har kisi ki apni alag mentality hai…kuch logo ko hamari dosti hazam nhi ho rhi isliye wo is tarah ke comment karte hain….zindgi me ek baat yaad rakhna…agar koi aap se jalta hai TO ISKA MATLAB YE HAI KI AAP TARRAKKI KAR RHE HO AUR WO APKI KHUSI NHI DEKH PATA….isliye aise logo ko ignore kiya karo
PIYUSH koi b INSAN wahi tak soch pata hai jaha tak uski samaj hoti hai…aksar aadmi ye samaj bethta hai ki wo duniya ka perfect aadmi hai aur wo jo sochta hai wahi theek hai…tere case me b aisa hi hai..tu logo ko free ki raay deta hai,tuje lagta hai ki tu sahi bol rha hai…lekin isme tera dosh nhi hai tuje jo lagta hai tu wahi bolta hai..kyuki teri soch hi utni hai..jabki hakikat us se kahi hat ke hoti hai….uper ke comment me tune ise prove b kiya hai tu kehta hai ki.."kapil tu waha tak pahuchne ki soch b nhi sakta jaha pe me hu"…ye comment teri nasamji show karta hai…tu muje janta hi nhi aur mere bare me is tarah bol rha hai kyuki teri soch simit hai…….umeed hai jo bate mene tuje batayi wo teri samaj me aa gayi hongi…aur ab tu logo ki personal life me apni free ki raay de ke unhe disturb nhi karega…..
@Kapil,mai tere se bahas nahi karna chahta…
maine wahi likha hai jo maine jindgi se sikha hai…aur
mai kisi ko yaha isliye samjhata hu kyuki yaha par meri samajh tum logo se kahi jyada hai…kyuki jab insaan kisi mukaam pe hota hai to uski soch ek aam aadmi se kahi jyada ki hoti hai..
ha ye baat mai accept karta hu ki mujhe wo line nahi likhne chahiye the..lekin maine gusse me likha..uske liye sorry,
@Kapil,Mujhe kisi se koi matlab nahi hai…
jisko jo karna hai kare…
Mai sikhta bhi hu aur sikhata bhi hu,
Aur rahi soch simit ki Baat to mai ye nahi maanta ki meri soch simit hai..
SPICY baby aisa kya kar diya un ladko ne jo tume itna gussa aa gaya…muje bata deti to me sab theek kar deta
Hi divya mai apne cousin ki marriage me punjab gaya hua tha maine 2 joke pehle comment diye the unhe padh lo pls.
KHUSNU bhai me tuje bata du tune muej jo comment kiya us se SPICY aur DIVYA isliye naraz ho gayi…kyuki hum aapas me bahut acche frnds hain aur sayad tu is baat ko nhi samjega….isliye hamare personal chat pe comment karne ki koi zarurat nhi hai…
so My Dear KAPIL this time u r right,I don't have right comment on your personal chat, aur rahi baat frnds ki feeling toh woh mein samjhta hun,
I will not comment on ur personal chat Now U Happy :)
Actually yaar zabardasti kisi k gale padna apni aadat nahin,
Sorry SPICY, BE HAPPY
Divya ko toh kuch kaha hi nahin meine
KHUSHNU (ALWAYS HAPPY)
so My Dear KAPIL this time u r right,I don't have right comment on your personal chat, aur rahi baat frnds ki feeling toh woh mein samjhta hun,
I will not comment on ur personal chat Now U Happy :)
But tujhpe toh comment kar sakta houn na, tu apni frnds ko bol k woh interfare na karein "I'll handle to Khushnu" aur mein jab tujhko comment karounga toh usmein na toh Spicy ka name aayega aur na hi Divya ka bol done. aur agar tu mujhse kahega k mein tujhe b comment na karoun toh it's ok.
Actually yaar zabardasti kisi k gale padna apni aadat nahin,
Sorry SPICY, BE HAPPY
Divya ko toh kuch kaha hi nahin meine
KHUSHNU (ALWAYS HAPPY)
Tina to boht harami nikli maine to socha tha ki vo achhi ladki hogi par vo to dusri ladkiyo ki maare hi ja rahi hai
admin aise comment mat pass kia karo
Divya dear maine"apki beti sex karne nahi deti" wale joke me comment diye the.
Aur sunao apne mujhe miss kiya k magic
Deepek maine aapko miss nhi kiya qki miss karne ke liye bhulna bhi to jaruri hai na or mai aapne pyaare frnd ko nhi bhulti yaar kaise bholu iss site pe mere 2 hi to frnd hai KAPIL OR TUM.
PALLAVI hw r u?????tum kal bhag kyu gayi???
kapil jaan kal PALLAVI kaha aai thi jo tumne usse bhaga diya
Sex Guru KAPIL
Masoom Ladki TINA.
Tina:- Yeh Lund Kaisa Hota Hai.
Kapil:- Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht, Koi Naram, Koi 3inch, Koi 6inch, Koi 10inch aur Koi Koi toh 12inch ka bhi hota hai,
Tina:- Kapil Lagta Hai Tumne Saari Umar Gaand Marvayi Hai.
Pls Comment On this Joke,
mein jab paida hui thi tab mera naam lalli tha…n use samay mein khoob lollipop khaya karti thi tab meri mummy ne mera naam lalli+lollipop=lolita rakh diya…mummy bolti hai lollipop khana chhodo aur asli wala lollipop khana shuru karo kyonki tum badi ho chuki ho…lol..lol…the electricity girl lolita…pehle to lollipop mein viagra milate the ab asli wala bhi milawati…lol..lol..lolita.
mast hai yaar admin
santa se jyada to tina pareshan hai
manoj, meri pareshani ko samjhane ke liye thanks.
hi friends
hi friends soorry lolita joking dont mind
Hiiiiiiiii…friends……this is sahil 4m delhi…i m new on dis site….may i ask to alllll make me ur friend?
but no gaali. With me plzzzzz
@drdon…mujhe real life lollipop se dar lagta hai kanhi aids na ho jae..ab condom laga hua lollipop to suck nahi kar suckti dear..lol..lol..lolita..@tina…i love my khichdi india..vandematram..lol..lol..lolita…kisi ka lolipop hai jo antivirus hai…i love antivirus lolipop..@kapil…ladkio mein duba hua…i m impressed with piyush….@spice chick very careful gal..
MISS LOLITA agar thume lollipop dar lagta hai to thumara kuch nahi ho sakta
@sahil..how lucky u r so sexy name tumhe tumhare mata pita ne diya hai…mere parents ne mujhe.lolita naam diya hai ..yaar iss lollipop k bhoot se chutkara dilao..sahil ur name is so hot n sexy…lol..lol..lolita d electricity supplier..lolita khush hui.
ha ha ha hath k liye iodex and lund k liye???
@piyush, i cnt bliv u d same guy jisse mera kuch din pehle panga hua tha..ab ye aamirjadi kya hota h?
@Rosy,mujhe samajh me nahi aaya ki tumne
kya kaha…??jara detail me bataogi,plz..
Amirjadi ka matlab hota hai aisi ladkiya jo
rich family se belong karti hai aur bahut hi
Ghamindi hoti hai…
Abe piyush bhai amirjadi ka matlab ek aur bhi hota hai
One who is looking as way to become a amir
hehehehehe
@piyush, i said ki muje believe ni hota ki tum wahi ladke ho jisse mera kuch din pehle panga hua tha.. Ok tq 4 d meaning @admin, tq 2u2
@Rosy,yaar Dosto me nok-jhok to hoti
rahti hai…Us samay jhagra hua tha
ab humlog achhe se baat kar rahe hai..
@Admin,Thanks meaning Batane ke liye…
In this case you are right,because i told
in negative sense but you in +ve…
aisa hi hona hai
hey koi pandav hai jo mujhe nude kar sake ..admin k alawa yanha koi bheje wala hai ya wali hai jo meri pehchaan bata sake@rosy..kya haal chal he tera…tujhe koi jhon mila ki nahi..agar mujhe pehchan liya to he main real name se aayunga/aaungi…i m fine artist.
@lolita, m fine.. John ni mila yaar..he is jst 1 of his kind..nai i didnt recgnize u
@lolita, u pakka dhiraj h.. Wt say admin g?
@rosy..m not expecting this 4rm u..2m mujhe pehchan nai payi..kabhi hide n seek khela hai..2m cmnt se nahi pehchaan pai dear…miss lolita mein hi tha nd hearafter nommo lolita…jsh..jsh…yaar BKB dekhi kaise lagi..usme kya accha laga mujhe bhi batana…i also wan2 see that film kaise hai..miltein hai BKB..tekkear.
@lolita, i recgnizd u.. Mera 2nd wala coment ni dekha?N BKB dekhne ka tym kiske paas h? U c n tel me..njoy tc
hi to everybody