Santa Banta Bhi Kamaal Hai, Kuch Nahi Sochte
Views: 44,484 - Posted on 14 Mar 2012
Santa Banta Ka Ek Din Movie Dekhne Ka Program Bana.
Jaisi Hi Cinema Pahunche To Santa Ne Ticket Counter Par House Full Ka Board Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Maa Ki Choot Band Ho Gayi Sali”
Banta Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Oye Aaja Aaja Koi Baat Nahi, Bahan Ki Choot Black Mein To Mill Rahi Hai Na“
Santa Pe Jokes Bante Hai Par Iska Ye Matlab Nahi Ki Usmein Dimaag Nahi Hai - Is Joke Ko Pade Aur Jane Ki Santa Mein Hum Logo Se Jyada Dimag HaiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
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Mallika Sherawat Or Rakhi Sawant Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahi Hoti Hai. Mallika: “Mujhe Kela Pasan ..- Lund Agar Aur Khubsurat Hota To Kya Hota?
Ek Ladki Bhagwan Se Prathna Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Mang Rahi Thhi. Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Please Ladk ..- Sajjan Ne Kholi Angiya Sasural Mein
मैं मैके अपने आई सखी, कई दिन साजन से दूर ..Hindi Version
संता बंता का एक दिन मूवी देखने का प्रोग्राम बना.
जैसी ही सिनेमा पहुंचे तो संता ने टिकेट काउंटर पर हाउस फुल का बोर्ड देखा और गुस्से से बोला.
संता: "माँ की चूत बंद हो गयी साली"
बंता ने ये सुना और बोला: "ओये आजा आजा कोई बात नहीं, बहन की चूत ब्लैक में तो मिल रही है ना"
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bekaaaaaar joke hai….
bakwas joke!
Tum mujhe itna kyon tadpate ho…mere dil mein aag q bhadkate ho..tum jo agar nahi bhi mile..is jalti hui aag ki teri nishani ko kabhi mitne nahi dunga…yeh jalti hui lau tere hi gumnaam naam se tere liye jalti rahengi..yeh lau mere dil mein tere liye hi jalti rahengi …kabhi is dil k mandir mein aana aur is lau ko dekhna..tumhe jaroor mein aur mera pyaar dikhai dega.
ADMIN, kya ye avi wala dhiraj hai ?? plz ans new joke k mere kisi cment me dena warna mai khud bhul jaunga ki maine q kis jke me kiya tha :)
haan vo hi hai be aur sale tu kyu gade murde ukhad raha hai.. mat padd bade logo ki Pol khulegi hehehe
aur mera kahna hai ek din mein 10 se jyada jokes na padna sehat ke liye khatarnal hai (uske bad hasi nahi aayegi aur jokes feeke lagne shuru ho jayenge)
good jok
gr8888 joke
bakwas
gr888joke
bekaar joke
Stupid joke
bekaar soch
Gud joke
Ye to meine 1994 Mein suna tha ….
Thik hai
Good one
hahaha achchha joke to he in logo ko pataa nahi kya chahiye.
yeh joke bekaar hai
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