Santa Banta Ke Dadaji Ki Lambayi
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Santa: “Mere Dadaji Itne Lambe Thhe Ki Akaash Mein Udte Plane Mein Bethi Airhostess Ki Gaand Mein Ungli De Dete Thhe”
Banta: “Kamal Hai, Mere Dada Ji Bhi Itne Hi Lambe Thhe Par Unhone Aisi “Madarchodi” Kabhi Nahi Ki”
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not bad….Hi,Priyanka
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Admin Sir Namaste. Mere paas 100 se jada non veg jokes hai. Par apko kaise bhejun pata nahi hai. Apka E mail Id dijiyega toh bhej dunga.
Soubhagya, Send it on info@nonvegjokes.com
Thik hai Sir thank u main kal bhej dunga.Ab nite duty mein bahot busy hoon.
madarchodo kya kar rahi ho sab log
dadaji ke lund me to jaan bhi nahi hoti yaar,,par tera dada to itna lumba land rakhta tha ki airhostess ki gaan maar li////
obey jab gaand me ungli di to land kyu nahi diya Dada ka land bhi to lamba hi hoga naa yaar//jab jameen par rehkar ungli dedi to fir land kyon nahi diya,,,answer me
Gajendra bhai kyunki lund plane ka darwaja nahi khol skta hath se khul jata hai hehe
viju bhai sabko madharchod bata riya tu//
chalbhai theek hai…
choot ki duniya ke mere tamam dosto es ras bhare lund ko salam karo,,,,lund ka dhyan karo,,lund hi sarvagaya hai,,,lund hi karma hai,,,lund ka nivas saari duniya main hai,,bolo lund maharaj ki jai/////
sab ke sab hila rahe hai ghar par…..
yaar agar ise acche jok nahi hai kya…..agar ho to lagao na
hello akshay tum kaise ho…..meri yaad tumhe kaise aa gai
sab k dada ji lowde k baal nahi hote…
Gud Morning Admin Sir aur mere sabhi pyare doston ko.
Gud Morning Admin Sir aur mere sabhi pyare doston ko.Have A Nice Day
Morning brother
ITS GOOD
dear admin
Aap jo msg phones per send karte hai kuch dino se unmain proper link nahi mil raha hai. Its much difficule to read the jokes. m big fan of urs…vicky
Vicky gimme one day i will check the issue. But my other users n frnd are getting links properly
Haat toh hamare b bahut lambe hai. Tabhi toh yahan baith kar yukti or dipti k gand mein ungali kar dete hai
Wah admin bhai gajendra k achi gand mari
Ye ladkia b kitni chalak hoti h,
apna dus rupye kg. Wala duodh dekr,
hamara 280 rupye kg. Wala ghee nikal leti h.
jaago grahak jaago
Admin tum nhi sudhroge. Mai comment kar raha hun toh tujhe duplicate comment lag raha hai.
Admin bhai muje laga ki tune comment samil nhi kya that's way i over react unnersiy.
sid ye purana joke apne paas hi rakho….lakho baar sun chuki hu…bolna tha to kuch naya bola hota taki padne me maza aata
Priyanka hm ladke hilate hai toh kya tu ungli nhi krti hai kya tera josh dekh lagta hai tu to baigan v kitchen se gayab krti ho?
admin tune meri ek comment ko show nhi kye ho! Kiyon? Isi joke par?
Hi Nilabh, Esa nahi ho sakta ki koi comment na aya ho.
ya to tumse submit nahi hua hoga
ya maine ek new filter system lagaya hai jis se vo comments jismein kuch galat ho vo delete ho jata hai
Priyanka Yaar Tumhare Comments Padh kr
maja Aata Hai. Waise main Thik Hu,
Tum Kaisi Ho.
nilabh mai mazak kar rahi thi …..and akashay mai to abhi thik hu…and mere comment tumhe acche lagte hai to fir mere comment ke saath hi maze karo
Priyanka r u in vich year
Priyanka it's ok. We should enjoy only widut tking any tansion. Bole to bindass istyle me. Waise to kafi cool hai. Na ki sonal ki tarah randi.
admin bhai , ye site ko padhne wale utne v sidhe nhi hain ki comment ka filter karne se wo sadhu ban jayega or nhi karne se wo haiwan bann jayega. It's a virble enjoy where there is no chance of pratical. N most of guys here is anaware of each other. So let it happen as per visitors aspect.
Nilabh, yaar filteration jaruri hai vo tum logo ke liye nhi hai sale kaminey robots aake kachhra faila jaate hai. Uske liye automation filters hai. But kabhi kabhar kisi reason se human ka comment b filter ho jata hai main nxt time se ek bar filter ko check kr liya krunga
SAB LAMBA HONE KA FAYDA UTHATE HAI
Priyanka Yaar kya karu,
Tumhare sath maze karne k liye tumase milana padega or
humari mulakat kab hogi ye tumpe dipend karta hai….
rehne do akshay…..mere saath maze karne ke sapne mat dekho ….bas mere baare me jo comment karna hai karte raho…..net ki dosti sirf net tak rehni chahiye….meri ye salah sabhi ldkiyo ke liye hai
Admin bhai, it's ok. But keep in mind 4rm next time n solve it properly.
priyanka prinka prika pika pka pk p
Yogesh Bhai kamal kar diya yar tumne to.. esa feel hua ki kisi ladki ke dheere dheere kapde utar rahe ho hehe
welldone yogesh…. hello admin