Santa Di Biwi Pregnant Si Te Sante Nu Puri Ummed Si Ki Mainu Munda Hi Ho Hoyega.
Par Delievry To Kuch Din Pehla Hi Santa Da Transfer Doosre Shehar Vich Ho Gaya.
Jaan To Pehla Ne Santa Ne Apne Piyo Nu Keya Ki Maine Telegram Kar Ke Dass Dena
Par Oh Eh Vi Chaunda Si Ki Usde Office Walya Nu Eh Gall Pata Na Chale Coz Oh Parti Nahi Dena Chaunda Si
Te Usne Piyo Ne Keya Ki Tusi Mainu Likh Dena “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Mein Samajh Javanga Ki Munda Hoya Hai

Par Delievery Wale Din Sante Di Biwi Ne Ek Badi Sunder Ji Kudi Nu Janam Ditta
Hun Sante Da Piyo Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Hun Sante Nu Kinj Dassa
Je Mein Likhya Ki “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Santa Samjhega Ki Munda Hoya Hai
Je Main Likhda Haan Ki “Watch Has Not Arrived” Te Santa Sochega Ki Koi Panga Ho Gaya Hai
Par Usda Piyo Bada Syana Si Te Oh Ek Soludion Kadd Ke Sante Nu Telegram Send Kar Denda Hai

Santa Nu Telegram Milda Hai Jisde Vichh Likhya Hunda Hai
“The Watch Has Arrived, But The Pendulum Is Missing”

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