Ek Din Santa Doctor Kol Geya Te Doctor Ne Pucchya: “Ki Problem Hai”

Santa: “Doctor Saab Mere Tatte Neele Pe Gaye Ne”

Doctor Ne Keya: “Eh Te Zehar Failda Peya Hai Ehna Nu Kattna Payega”

Santa: “Katt Do Ji”

Santa Do Din Baad Fir Doctor Kol Pahunch Gaya

Santa: “Dr Saab Mera Lunn V Neela Ho Gaya Hai”

Doctor Ne Checkup Karan To Baad Keya: “Eh V Kattna Payega Nahi Taan Zehar Hor Fail Jayega Peshab Vaste Naali (Pipe) Laa Davange”

Santa Fir Do Din Baad Doctor Kol Vapis Aa Gaya

Santa: “Dr Saab Hun Te Naali V Neeli Pe Gayi Hai”

Doctor Ne Checkup Keeta Te Khush Hoke Boleya

“Oye Santya Beemari Pata Lagg Gayi Hai, Tere Kachhe Da Rang Utarda Peya Hai“

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