Santa In USA, Chakk De Fatte
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Santa Jyada Sharab Peene Ki Wajah Se USA Mein Ek Bar Ke Bahar Dhamal Macha Raha Thha.
Kisi Ne Complaint Kar Di To Police Aa Gayi,
Ek Sexy Si Police Officer Car Mein Se Bahar Aayi Aur Santa Ko Boli.
Officer: “Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down.”
Sharabi Santa Nashe Mein: “Your Panties.“
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Santa ne nashe me b bilkul sahi kaha, lage raho
Bap beta kamal ho yar,tumlogon ka koi jawab nahi.sirf ek kami hai santa ki bibi kam pad jati hai.
Utar panty bjau teri ghanti ha ha ha
hehehe.. iske baad kya hua ye v bta dete yaar. officer maan gyi kya?
jay, shivendar, kapil, matrix,divya dear, n meri kuchi-2 rashiiiiii kaise ho sb?
spcl 4 my rashii.,
kuch fasle sirf aankho se hote hai,
dil k faasle do baato se hote hai,
koi laakh bhulane ki koshish kre,
kuch faasle khtm sirf saanso se hote hai..
dil ka dard kisi ko kh n ska,
aankhon me aansu the mgr ro n ska,
usne kha milenge hm khwabon me,
badkismti se mai usi raat so n ska.
great singer MUKESH ka ek song:
jab koi tumhara hriday(heart) tod de,
tadapta hua wo tumhe chod de,
tb tm mere paas aana priye,
mera dar khula hai khula hi rahega,
tumhare liye…
Thank u aapne hume yaad kiya, humare liye itni sunder kavita likhi , kaha gayab rehte ho ap?
rashii dear, bilkul glt kha tumne, yaad use kiya jata hai jise kvi bhula jata ho, hm tumhe bhulte hi kha hai jo yaad karenge
Wanted yaar uske Aage ki story BABA ji next joke me batayenge ke kya huwa..
Maan hi gai hogi!!!!
Badtamij santa.. . . . . . . !
Admin ji namastey, aj yaha kafi barish ho rahi hain, Moosam kafi akarshak ho rha hain, ap btayie ap ka kya vichaar hain? Hehehehe
Jay ji ap bhi na. Hum b ap k liye kuch sunayegae
kal hai Monday, Tuesday hain parso.
Wah wah
kal hai Monday, Tuesday hain parso.
Yaad kerege hum apko hamesha barso hehehe
Wanted ji urf deep ji ap kaise ho? Hum jaldi se free hoker cmt kijiyega
Prince ji bad girl mili nhi abhi tak?
Raj bindas kaha gayab ho ap?
panchi ji, divya ji savita ji Kaisi ho ap sb?
Hi shivandra ji
kapil ji kithe missing ho tussi?
Hru all frnds?
Rashiii.. mausam ka broadcast karke mera mood na banaya kar… mee ko badi dikkat hoti hai.. na koi gf na koi saheli na wife na ladki.. banda ghumne kiske sath jaye
aage se esa bolna hai to mujhe udhar mehman bana ke invite karna fir mausam vahi ake dekh lunga
bu hu hu hu hu hu
Ap royie mt, ap rotey huae bilkul bhi aache nhi lgtey,
Rashii ji aap sach much me Bahumukhi Pratibha ki Dhani hai……hehehe
Bahumukhi, 6mukhi, chandermukhi, surajmukhi, ghar ki mukhi aur jawalamukhi
Yaar wo roye na to kya kare jab usko ek number nahi milta
bu hu hu hu hu thik bola tu Heartbeat. ab to ro ro ke balti bhar di hai jisne apni apni dhoni ho usmein do lena.. kya….. Underwear
hello to all
good joke
@panky ufrf! pankaj…whr r u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u…miss miss miss miss u..tc wherever u r r r r…god bless u u u u u misssssssss u pankyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..:(.
@jay,…iss deep se bolo ki tumhare naam k 7 mera naam bhi likhe dekhkar accha nahi lagta..
@rashii di, apko yaad karna chhod diya to apne lovely dhiraj ko bhul gayi..maine galti ki to aap bhi galti karengi….tc!
Yaar Dhiraj tum deep se request karne ke baat kar raha hai, yaar ye to kuch bhi nahi hai ye to ekdam choti se chez hai.
Tum Mange to tere liye Bangala kharid dun.
Tu Mange to tere liye Car bhi kharid dun.
Tum Mange to tere liye Chand Tare tod dun.
Tu Mange to tere liye Apni G.F ko chor dun.
Tu mange to tere liye ghar bar chor dun..
Tum mane meri #### toh…….toh……toh……..wo nahi dunga…….hehehe
Yaar Mange ki bhi koi had hoti hai.
yaaar dhiraj, sunday ko commm. nahi kar paata.. garwalo ke saath chutti mana raha tha…
balcony me baith kar baarish ka mazza wo bhi pakode aur samose ke saath…..hafte me 1 din. to family ke naam hona chahiye…nw i bck to work n all of uuu frnds…hv a gd day..
shivendra, savita ji , anuj , divya, panchi, admin… sabko gd morning…
mai hota to shirt bhi utarwata.
uske chuche dekhne ke liye
Phir wo tumhari pent utarwati uske baad tumhara underwear utarwa deti tumhari gand me danda dalne k liye
Nahi dekhe ho kya?so sad yar,khabhi dikhe to mujhe batana.he he he…..
Jab koi ladki neeche jhujti ha to kya dikhta ha? Btao btao! Chalo ma hi bta deta hu
is se ladki ke sanskar dikhte ha
aur jo tumlog soch rahe ho us se saloo tumahre sankar dikhte ha. Kabi to postive soch liya karo
Yaar meri muthmar jab tune ye comment likha tha tab tumhari soch b negtive hi hogi q dost sach hai na bolo bolo
yar heartbeat tumne sahi kaha hathlasiyon ki soch aise hi hoti hai.
Muthmar hm to postive hi sochte hai bt tu ab net pe photo dekh k muth marna band kr de
Yaar Heartbeat itne sharif hote to ye banda itna mooth na marta ki ise apna nam hi muthmar rakhna padta. Aur na hi is site pe ata. Hor suna bhai thik rahna hunn? Mtlb busy ta nai rahanda
Yah sher es site ki sabse sexy Ladki ke liye hi___________
Tum Apne Choot mei ghar bana lo,
Mere Lund k pillar laga lo,
Boobs ki balconies bana lo,
Tatton k bulb lagwa lo,
Per gand ka kya krogee??
Chalo isay Shri. Mutthmar singh se marwa lo!………..
hehehehe bechara mutth mar-mar kar Tab bhar diya aur tum etani bewafa nikali ki usme Tatti karke chali gayi……hehehe
Ch*t me ghar , jay kya imagination kiya hai tmne, chodumal khan sahab k utradhikari tmhi ho
@ Dhiraj God ne puri Doniya my Ek hi dost mere liye banaya Hay
jise AaP k rup m maine paya Hay
Tu mere dil Me aise samaya Hay
jaise 36 No K Mummay ko zabrdsti
32 No k Brazier me gusaya hai…………hehehehe
Hi Friends,
One question for u just 4fun
Prove It If U R Genius.
There’s A Bus With 7 Girls,
Each Girl Has 7 Bags,
In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,
Each Cat Has 4 Legs.
How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?
tc
hmm socho socho answer is M 6 I Zero
hehe bina dimag lagaye answer padne ki koshish karoge to answer ko bhi samjhne ke liye thoda sa dimag lagana padega ;) hehehe
Sorry sameerji but i think its wrong u mean 14610
But like u its J 9 I Zero plz check it.
Nop dear tum bhi answer nahi samaj payi. Mere answer ko dobara se samjo first is M means 10 second is 6 now rotate it third is I means 9 ab age khud smj ja na
sorry u mean 14690
why i make mistake when i knows that i can't edit here.
Savita aunty iska answer he 10990
Ek bat samaz me nahi aayi savita aunty 1 beg me 7 badi billi or 1 badi billi ke 7 bache total karo to pure beg me 7 big cat or 49 bacche he to itna bada beg vo layi kaha se or vese hi 7 beg 7 ladki ke pas bas me ghusa kaise?
Hi Savita my ans. 10990 Legs Bcoz.
Each Girl Has 7 Bags >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7 x 7 = 49 Bags
In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 49 x7 = 343 Big cats
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats >>>>>>>>>>><<<>>>> 10976 Cats legs + 14 Girls legs = 10990 Legs r present in the bus.
Let me know is it correct or not ???
Answer. Is "0" coz gals r nt in bus
1386 legs in the bus agar mujhe b vich me count karogi to meri 3 leg count karna ha ha ha
yaaar wo to sab theek hai, per ye batao ye ladkiya hai ya zoo, jo 7 bags me 49 billiya leke ghoom rahi hai….he he he
Pankaj önly ur ans. Is correct
Yaar raat khadi peeti vich galat answer de ho giya right answer is 10990
ha..ha.. ye impossible hai, cause train me aur bhi log honge, aur jo ye sab bata raha hai yani tum(savita) tumhare ab kitne pair hai ye nahi pata. he..he..
kya savita g dimag ka dahi bana diya yaar, waise v me Maths me week hu waise mera ans wahi hai jo jay ka hai 10990 legs honge agar bus driver aur conductor ka legs count nahi jaye to…… i think yehi ans hona chahiye fir v i am excited to know any other ans jara me v dekhu ki kya mujhse chhut raha hai……. savita jee m waiting for ur ans
hi rashi,divya,panchhi m fine.
n sameerji,matrixji,wanted,jay,pankaj,mohanji n all friends doing well in this site.kabhi sameerji n is site ka sath mat chhorna …
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
tc
thanx sivta ji , m bhut lambaa commment karne waala thaaaa per kya karu..aapka itana cute bhulne wala comm. jisme bhulne ka jikr aapne itni baar kiya hai.. padte padte m comm karna bhoool gaya ….. ha ha ha
Savita g questiön incomplet hai warna aap hi ans. Do, kahe ko subka bheja fry 3 kr rhi ho
@Savita..is it..1372 legs…
@jay,…meine tumhare kai cmnt ko pyaari si kitab mein pyaar se likha hai..aur bhi friends k hain..issi site k…
jay ek baat batau jis din hum iss duniya ko alvida kah denge….yeh duniya bhari hone k bawjood khali khali lagegi..
jay…tum mujhe apne dil mein rakhte ho…iss se bhadkar mere liye koi baat nahi..tc jay…sweet night lovely dreams..tc.
@panky,..agar hamesha k liye yanha aana chhod diye ho to meri tarf se tumhare liye aakhiri cmnt..
…miss u lv u……all the best 4 ur life..tc!..god bless u….aapki life ki yatra manglemay ho…tccccc!..
abe 1 din nahi aayaa to tera yeh haal ho gaya.. are bhai itna pyaaar achcha nahi hota….are life to frnds ke saath hi manglmay hoti hai…samjha….
HI…SAVITA
YE PEHELI TUM LAI KAHAN SE HO.
Nice joke
mast h boss.