Santa Ka Amazing Jadu
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Santa Banta Apni Chatt Pe Bethe Hue Thhe Koi Kaam Dhanda Nahi Thha
Achanak Santa Bola: “Oye, Mujhe Jadu Aata Hai, Dekhna Hai?”
Banta: “Sachhi Yaar, Dikha Kar Ke”
Santa: “Apni Pent Utar Aur Jhuk Ja”
Banta: “Achha, Ab?”
Santa: “Tujhe Apni Gaand Mein Meri Ungli Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai?”
Banta: “Haan Yaar”
Santa Apne Dono Haath Uper Utha Ke Usko Kaht Hai
Santa: “Par Dekh Mere Dono Haath To Uper Hai, Dekha Jaadu“
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banta to gaya kam se
bevkuf ban gaya bechara
Santa beta tu toh samjdar ho gaya hai.
@prem bhai ish duniya mai aesa koi insaan nahi hai jiske pas dukh,gam aur dard naa ho. Har admi k life me koi naa koi problem hoti hai. Log apni tension ko bhulane k liye ish site par aate hai. Dost meri tarah tu b aaj se nayi life start kar. Tension ko bhul ja aur ish site ko enjoy kar yaar.
Wah re santa…
Hi Divya JaaN
really yaar. Santa ne banta ka kaat diya. I am new to this room.
gud joke!
Banta gandu hai tabhi to aram se gaand marva raha hai. tabhi to santa ki ungli usko jyada moti aur lambi bhi nahi lag rahi. gaandu Banta
Kya baat h Aajkal sardar samajhdaar ho gye h :)
@vivek, ok i agree with u ki santa ka lund ungli jitna ho sakta hai. lekin jo ladka apni pant utar kar kisi dusre ladke ko jhuk kar apni gaand dikhakar chahe wo gaand me lund dalwaye ya ungli kahlayega wo gaandu hi na.
Nice 1 Dude
ya dipti you are right. Ya to banta bahut bhola hai ya fir real mein bahut bada gandu hai jo kisi doosre ladke ke saamne apni pent utaar kar jhuk kar khada ho gaya. G**nd mein kuch na kuch to ghusna hi tha
nice joke admin.
DIPTI dear gand marne wala nhi gand marwane wala gandu hota hai
deepti please dont angry with admin. Chalo dono ab ek doosre ko jaadoo ki jhappi do aur ye ladaai band karo. Ok.
@rosy,..agar tum cmnt pad rahi ho..main tumse ye kahna chahta hoon..tumhe puneet ka accha frnd banana chahiya tha…aur punit ko samjhana chahiye tha i m ur best friend..beshak tum usse pyar nahi karti ho…rosy tumne to frendship tak ka khayal nahi rakha…tum se yeh umeed nahi thi…nd puneet forget her….ek baat love karne se darte ho but frendship se to mat daro.
you are right dhiraj but girls never understand boys feelings they always think all we want is physical relation. Tum girls hi boys ko aisa bana deti ho ki girls ke liye respect khatam ho jata hai. Puneet seems like good boy to me……. punit dont worry aisi kai girls mil jayegi but riya ko tumhare jaisa kabhi nahi mil sakta. Cheer up buddy……
hey accky how r u????
kya puneet ki nai girl friend ka naam riya hai??
hey puneet
use meri taraf se same pinch dena:-)
Admin Sir, I also have fun out of the joke by commenting at the characters in joke. par aapko shayad mera comment serious laga hoga.
Ok thanks sir mujhe samjhane ke liye. par pls aap bhi mujhe galat mat samjho.
(JAADU KI JAPPIIIIIII… ADMIN SIR)…vivek ki demand par
Deepti esi jaadu ki japhi 100 200 baar do na hehehe n. Yaar i m here for u guys so tension nahi lene ka. No sorry no thanks just enjoy the jokes. Jokes pe comment karo no prob par apas mein lado mat
Hello every body i am new to this group…
i need frends
jokes posted on this site r amazing and cool
admin sir aap jaadu ki jhappi ke liye itne crazy kyon ho rahe ho? kya isme bhi kuch double meaning hai? hehehe
Deptti ji nahi hehehehe actually. ek sher yaad aa gaya hai..
Ab milega to usko khub rulayenge hum, suna hai rote hue usko lipat jane ki adat hai
ase jokes kon bnata h……
Yer tell me konsi ungli thi wo…
Yar Samir, ye kaise kaise aaltu faaltu comments approve kar rahe ho aap moderation me ? last 2-3 jokes ke kaise kaise faltu comments bhare pade hain ? kuch to standard maintain karo yaar itne ache site ki :(
Funky Bhai, Shukriya aap ke suggestion ke liye par, problem ye hai ki ye jokes aaj ke nahi 2 years pahle ke the, kuch testing karne ke liye mene inko kal repost kara tha and comments bhi dobara aa gaye.. mujhe dhayan nahi raha tha is bat ka :( sorry dear
nice joke hi D tewari i am new commenter