Santa Ka Pakistan Ka Tour
Views: 15,148 - Posted on 11 Sep 2010
Pakistan Mein Ek Badi Khoobsurat Aurat Thhi Jiska Naam Umrao Jaan Thha
Ek Din Santa Pakistan Tour Pe Gaya Aur Ja Pahuncha Umrao Jaan Ke Pass Aur Bola
Santa: “I Love You”
Umrao Jaan Gusse Mein Aake Boli: “Tameez Se Baat Kijiye”Santa: “Bismillah E Rehman E Rahim Mohtarma Mujhse Chudogi?“
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Santa sabdin madarchod hi rh jayega, i luv u bolne ka ye tarika h. Jant santa tu kabhi nhi mall pata sakta.
good santa !
good going santa rukshana i love you
Sai h yaar
ye sale dabang n jiva ek hi gaand k do pehlu lagte hain
to umraojaan ne kya kaha hoga ??? ha ya na ?
haan hi kaha hoga yaar @mili .. aab santa itne tamiz se jo puch raha hai …
mili ager umrao jaan ki jagah tum hoti aur sarder ki jagah main hota and main tumse aise hi prapose karta to tum mujko jo bolti wahi umrao jaan bolti….
sunny main hoti na aur ese puchhte to naraz ho jati and mana kar deti
waise bhi tumhe india pasand hai and main afganistan hu
mili kaam chalne k liye sab tik h…cahe tu afganistan q na ho…
dipti sonal pria priyanka n all
i love u
oye koi ROSY k boobs k liye kuch nai bole ga use gussa a jata hai
hahahaha..
awesome.
''''dabang mai tere andar itne ched karungi ki confuse ho jayega ki saas kaha se lu or padu kaha se''''….hahaha kaisa laga dabang beta
Kyun apney ander holes karke dekhe the kya
mere naam se kon comment kar rha hai?
Tumhare nam se koi comment nahi kar raha jeeva ye tum hi ho…
wo galti se ho gya tha sorry bhai
hi all m new here
sare jokes mast hai
mai roj milungi yaha ab se
welcome dear !
nancy warm welcome to you I also love you.
Hi, Nancy
Na he kahegi wo to. Usse warna sex karte hue v itni izat dega ki wo deaf hona pasand karegi
nancy roj aana main bhi roj aata hun.evening meafter 4pm to 10pm.
Rosy darling,santa ki tamiz sirf puchne tk hi h chudai to tumne pamela ki dekhi hi hogi kese santa ne use choda tha
mast joke admin bhai,
are bhai wo accident ho gaya tha ek hafte tak to bilkul kuch bola bhi nai ja raha tha,
how r u,
aur apka new project kaha tak pahuncha,
B@d Bh@i kitni baar bola hai ki hath apne stearing pe rakha karo. tumhe to jab josh ata hai to dono haatho se muth marne lag jate ho gaadi beshak bhad mein jaaye
Hum sab badiya hai aur project bhi bhadiya chal raha hai
tum apni sunao kese hua accedient
santa saala school to gaya nahi, usne urdu mai kaise intrest le liya,
bosri walo tumlog nancy k ate hi sab laundi ko bhul gaye
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.hi nancy ji
@kaminey saale tu apna lund ka dhyaan rakh, main apna khayaal rakh sakti hu
@sid sahi kaha santa sirf dikhta seedha h
santa chutiya nahi jab usko pyar se phucha ki i love u to man jati sali gali sune binaa peat nahi bharta umrao jaan ka chudakar kahi ki
boys ! yaar tum log din bhar chod chod ke thakte nahi ???/
ary sameer (admin) kya haal hai yaar ungli ka dhyan rakho yaar.aur mili jab tum chudte chudte nahi thakti to hum chod te chodte kaise thakege dear mili
kissi ke bhi mazhab ki insult nahein honi chahiye . admin saheb ap khiyal rakha karein iss ka yeh app ki responsibilty hai 'jani
Jani, Shayad ye main 20 baar bol raha hun koi kisi majhab pe ungli nahi uthata, These are just jokes….. aur koi bi religious comment ata hai ( jo ki daily ke 10 ) to main usko approve nahi karta..
Baki fir bhi aage se dhayan rakhunga ki koi esa joke jaye to is language mein jaye jis se kisi ko bura na lage.
santa kisi na kisi din apna maa chudwayega aur apna bb bhi kyun ki sale ka harkat hi aisa hai
admin bhai apki ungli ko kya hogaya tha yaar kuch dino ke liye tadap gaya .apke joke padhne ke liye.allah rehmat bakshe apko app aur bhi jokes hamen bhejte rahe
Aslam Bhai aap logo ki dua se ab finger thik ho rhi hai. Doc ne kaha hai kuch dino tak zakhm bhar jayega. Aap jaise log jis ke liye dua kare sache dil se vo kyu na thik ho.
हैलो नैनशी कहाँ हो
Arya tere cmnts dikhai nahi dete kya tere cmnts charo taraf se kapde mein lipte rahte hai…kabhi to nude cmnts beja kar.
hello friends m new here
santa se mujhe yahan ek sikh mili, you give respect i take respect i.e. de dana dan dilog yaad karke batao Reply kya hai.
Santa ko desi maal jaise nancy ya rosy nahi mili jo sala pakistan gaarn marwane chal gaya
hellofriends i m new here
yaar wow……admin mast hai yaar…..
umrao ne to fatak se chudwa liya hoga
yaar admin concept bohat accha tha magar jo line tune use kiya hai wo thik nahi tha , kissi ke bhi religious feeling ko hurt mat karna tu samajh ta hi hoga main kya kehna chata hoo.
admin kiso ko reply nhi ho rha hai
joke is good
lekin jo last line tumne likhi hai wo thik nahi kyu ke tumhare visitors har religion ke hote hai aur jokes me kisi ke religion ka mazak ude thik nahi. Agar hum unka mazak udaenge to wo bhi humara mazak udaenge.
so please chenge the last one sentence.
Hmm Rahul Suggest the new line.. i will surely add the line :)
main b muslime hon.
so
i like it toooo much.
Chalo shukar hai ki ek banda to esa nikla jisne religious panga nahi khada kiya aur joke ko joke ki tarha se samjha
and chinta na karo dosto.. jab Sardar, muslim logo ke uper jokes ban sakte hai to Hindu pe kyu nahi dats y mere new character ka naam Pandu (Pandit) Ji hai
no yaar admin i don thnk ki kisi ko religous prblm hone chaiye qk hum me se koi kisi k dharm pe majak karne nai aye hain jo b jok jis k upar sut karta hai uske uper hi banao ie hasi bas fate tak aye chahe wo hindu ho r pathan r sardr etc…aur sab yehi chate honge k jok majedr hona chaiye so u cnctrte wel on ur studies…of nv joks obsly..
n admin u don wry m alwys wid u 8 dis mattr…n its my thinkin srry if i did hurt anbdy..
JMC…
Aaaj bhai dil ka raha hai ki tumhe tumhare naam se pukaru kyunki "bahut acha kaha Kaminey" kahu to insult hogi na hehehe
Vese tum jaisi bhai log agar mere sath hai to aur bande ko kya chahiye.. Vese where r u from?
SUN lo sare pehle bhagwan aya phir insaan aya phir religion aya…and that means..religion>Insaan>Bhagwan..religion insaan se chota hai.
Dhiraj bhai tere ko award dena chahiye yaar…. bade kam ki baat bola tu
Many-2 thanks admin..THANX………….X.
SANTA PAKISTAN MAIN KAHI PATAHAN KI SATH TO NAHI
umarao jan to tamij se chud gae hogi
hiii there