Santa Ka Samjhdar Beta
Ek Bar Santa Ka Sunday Ke Din Sex Karne Ka Modd Ban Gaya
Usne Biwi Ko Kaha: “Chal Sex Karte Hai”
Biwi Boli: “Arrey Din Mein Kaisi, Pappu Ghar Mein Hi Hai Aur Tv Dekh Rha Hai”
Santa Ko Hadd Se Jyada Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi
Usne Chupke Se Tv Ki Taar Hata Di Aur Pappu Ko Bola
Santa: “Oye Lagta Hai Antena Mein Problem Hai, Jake Uper Thik Karke Aa”
Jaisi Hi Pappu Chatt Pe Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Litaya Aur Lag Gaya Chodne
Pappu Ne Jab Bhi Uper Se Pucha Ki Thik Ho Gaya Santa Ne Kaha Abhi Nahi Hua
Pappu Ko Aadha Ghanta Hua To Wo Neeche Aa Aaya To Dekha Ki Kaam Chalu Hai Wo Wapas Chala Gya
After 2 Days
Pappu Santa Se Kahta Hai: “Papa, Chintu Ki Mummy Chud Rahi Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Oye, Tujhe Kese Pata”
Pappu: “Wo Chintu Kitni Der Se Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai“
Bade Bujura Log Hamesha Kahte Hai Ki Kachhi Umar Ka Pyar Hamesha Nuksaan Deta Hai - Aur Ye Baat Vakiye Hi Sach Hai, Pade Is Joke MeinOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip
What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip And When You Insert It Into A Wet, Hairy & Tight ..- Yara Dil Khush Kar Diya
Ek Pathan Red Light Area Gaya Aur Broker Se Rate Puchha. Broker: “1000 Rs. Ladki Ke, 300 Rs ..- Jahan Haddi Nahi Hoti Aur Wo Bahut Sensative Hoti Ha
Girls Or Boys Ki Wo Konsi Jagah Hoti Hai Jahan Haddi Nahi Hoti Aur Wo Bahut Sensitive Hoti Hai??? Li ..- Free Ka Doodh Kon Pilaye?
Ek Aadmi Doodh Bechne Wali Aurat Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Usse Maje Lene Ke Liye Puchta Hai. Aadmi: R ..- Mathematical Joke
Do You Like Math Add A Bed, Subtract Your Clothes Divide Your Legs Now We Both Can Multiply Easily.Hindi Version
एक बार संता का सन्डे के दिन सेक्स करने का मुड बन गया
उसने बीवी को कहा: “चल सेक्स करते है”
बीवी बोली: “अरे दिन में कैसे, पप्पू घर में ही है और टीवी देख रहा है”
संता को हद से ज्यादा ठरक चडी हुई थी
उसने चुपके से टीवी की तार हटा दी और पप्पू को बोला
संता: “ओये लगता है एंटीना में प्रॉब्लम है, जाके उपर ठीक करके आ”
जैसी ही पप्पू छत पे गया उसने बीवी को लिटाया और लग गया चोदने
पप्पू ने जब भी उपर से पूछा की ठीक हो गया संता ने कहा अभी नहीं हुआ
पप्पू को आधा घंटा हुआ तो वो नीचे आ आया तो देखा की ये तो सेक्स कर रहे है, देख के वो वापस चला गया
दो दिन के बाद
पप्पू संता से कहता है: “पापा, चिंटू की मम्मी चुद रही है”
संता हैरानी से: “ओये, तुझे केसे पता”
पप्पू: “वो चिंटू कितनी देर से एंटीना ठीक करने में लगा है“
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mai pele hi bola tha YUKTI apna pappu bada samajdar ho gya hi..tu na mani ab bhugat le jab sab ko pata chal gaya..
JMC
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itna wazani hai k opra mini ki to gand fat jati hai kholte hue tera wayhrt hamesha klpd ho jata hai
JMC
Tit for tat
Nice 1….. ;) ;) ;) ;)
Santa ke bete ne ab tata sky lagwaliya hai. No anteena Problem. Isko Laga Dala to Life jhingalala
chintu ki maa chud gayi signal fir bhi nahi aye khaas nahi hai fir bhi thik hai
mast..joke h admin bhai………
Are Yaar Santa Ka Beta Hai Kuch To Usse Sikhega….
mast hai.
Vikasss kaha par hai wo aaj aaya nhi hai kya?
Hi divya.!
hw r u. ?
Hiiii divya ,kaha se ho .
hiiiiiii divya kaise hai mail me on my ID
hiiiiiiii……freinds kaise hai aap log admin ,,kaminey,jatt,,,and all my freinds……mai tum sab ko yaad bhi hu ya sab bhul gaye muje…….
Arey tu kaha thi, itne din baad aayi sab kheriyat to hai na
yaha kyu mere msg waiting me rehte hai -regster kiya lekin msg nahi aaya n mai india ke bahar hu to kaise regster karu ? mera number roming hai to yaha charge bahot lage gaa muje email se reg,kar sakta hu mai yaha batavo
Thnks —SANJUU
Sanjuu tum already register ho yahan pe bus sabke mssgs yahan late publish hote hai
hi PRIYANKA BHABI …BHABI….BHABI…
dnt ask y bhabi
hum to ghanta bajate re gaye n pata hi nai chala tu kab bhabi ban gai..
wow admin hum to kab se tujse bat kar re n u r nt rlpyn n here…?
mat bolna k busy tha qk tha to isko rply karne ko khali ho gaya..
JMC
right bola be kamin ye boli mera danka bajta he are mam itney dino baad aai ho ab to sab kuch bajega
joke yaar good one
nice joke
nice joke
hiiiiiiiii sweety .reply to your sweatheart .mail me sooon i m waiting
Pranam Divya Ji…
@kaminey, dhang se bolo yaar. Admin hamare liye apna kitna time waste karta h n kitni mehnat karta h
Thanks Rosy Ji for favoring me, aur bataye kesa chal raha hai sab
old joke in new style… Gud
Santa toh bahut chodta hain
admin bhai, jyada to nahi lekin accha joke he
mere lund pe snake ne das liya n mujse to kisi ne nai pucha bhai k
"SAB KHAIRIYAT TO HAI"
JMC
kaise bhul sakte hai tujhe hum PRIYANKA;
tera is site pe kabhi bajta tha DANKA;
welcome hai tera,comment dal apne MANKA;
exam pass aa rahe hai, dhyan dena apne JEEVAN KA.
Hi Priyanka, tu sadi kb krne wali hai
Gaand faad joke hai
nagesh is site pe mera danka bajta tha and aage bhi bajta rahega……..and sameer tume mere shadi se kya lena hai….vese agle5-6 saal tak koi irada nahi hai
admin sir vese sab thik bai bas jara kaam me itni busy thi ki muje apna lappy chune ka time hi nahi mila upar se net bhi khareab ho gaya tha
Hi priyanka muje pahechana mein "VIJU"
so wats dis PRIYANKA…?
tu to bahut harishchannd ki amma banti thi to ye kya hai
koi londa nai mila tuje to khud hi apne ko line mar ri hai are pagli nam n id to change kiya hota….
JMC
vese kis nam se cmmt kar ri hai ye admin
priyanka tumare liye—baharon phool barsao mera ________ aya hai.blanks mai tum bhar dena jo icha ho.
hello divya ji
@admin, hehe. U welcm. Sab sahi h. U btao!
dekhte hai priyanka
age kitna bachta hai tumhara danka
ab to hum sab maje lete hai yukti ka
hottie comment karo jamana hai competition ka
dimag chalaya karo, reply kiya karo dhang ka
YE PRIYANKA KON HAI..
Are Vicky Ye Wahi Priyanka Hai Jo Apan Ka………… Waise Priyanka Lagta Hai Bahut Jyada Busy Thi Tum Kuch Dino Se….Lekin Ye Bhi Sahi Hai Tumhari Jagah YUKTI Ne Le Li Hai…..PRIYA Ji Apko Kaise Pata Santa Bahut Chodta Hai Kanhi Apko Bhi To Nahi……….hehe…..Ragad Diya,
Admin Bhai nice joke
i also want to join this kind of conversation
helo friends…..
nagesh mai is site pe koi competition ke liye nahi aati hu….shayad tum aate hoge…mai bas jokes padne aati hu….rahi baat comment karne ki to mai bhi ulti-sidhi baate likh sakti hu par muje in sab chijo ka koi shouk nahi hai…..
ulti-sidhi karne ke liye dimag aur prachand lnd chahiye
waise bhi yahan jitne male hai sab ke sab ulat ke aur sidha karke karne me mahir hai
rahi bat shauk ka, maja ata hai tumhe chirane me
kyonki jab tum chir kar reply karti ho to
bahut innocent lagti ho
pata nahi itni innocent ho bhi ki nahi
ya kheli khai ho
Priyanka Mujhe Pata Hai Tum Yaha Kyu Ati Ho Ab Tum Puchogi Kaise Pata To Me Bata Du Apni Rashi Ek Hi Hai Or Agar Me Sexy Hu To Posible Hai Ke Tum Bhi……..Waise Maine Tumhe Bahut Miss Kiya Miss Priyanka………………….
abe NAGESH abhi muje n PRIYANKA ko koi jaldi nai shadi n bacho ki
JMC
admin tu sach sach bata tune kya kiya hai ab ye nvjok.com wala syt b nai khul ra hai mere opra mini me
are yar u dnt wry m nai chhedunga teri priynka ko yaar
JMC
kiminey error kya aa raha hai ye to bata de
are yar load hi hota reta hai
Priyanka tu sahi kahti yaar ,ye sab likhne ki chij thore hai,ye sab krne me hi maja aata hai.,,,, aaise tera experence kaisa raha
kya yar admin tumne mera Comment pass nahi kiya
Q yar koi galti hui kya?
Balaji aap galiya aur users ko galat aatein na bolo har comment pass hoga
kuch jyada hi samajhdaar banda hai shayad,
Koi hai yaha -kaha gayi yukti mukti kara de meri yukti jii hehehehe
yar admin ab to tv ka antina hota he nhi…yar koi idea btao bachche ko bahar bhejne ka.
Dish hil gayi hai bol do
good one
hiiiiiiiiiiii pia i m rahul .mail me
kiya bat hai priyanka santa ke jokes pe chai hue hai
ptriyanka boss aap ghamand se kyu bolti ho ye batao kabhi calm down rah ke baat nahi kar sakti kya ok danka bajata hai ye wo kya hai yaar we r frnds na ki jung ho rahi hai samjhi dost
PRINKA,PIA,YUKTI & OTHER GIRL'S KE LIYE 1 SHAYRI LIKH RAHA HU………ARZ KIYA HAI..LADKIYA KHAS DHYAN DE…
Muddat Se Thi Jinki Fuddi Ki Aas Deedar-E-Choot Ko Dil Me Daba Liya,Kisi Ne Di Khabar Unke Chudne Ki,Itni Mari Muth Ki Apna Topa Suja Liya….
Wah wah pratap abhi ilaj karwa
pia ap kis bahane se bachcho ko bahar bhejti ho..hehehe,
tumhare pas bhej seti hoo kehti hoo"bachho jao aaj vicky mama ka dimag khao"
Santa ka beta itna expert hai, usne apne baap se kabhi nahi poocha ki kya use uski koi madad chahiye kya?
gud1………yaar admin aap khud hi itne creative ho ya jokes choori ka maal hai..?????? hhhhmmmm….?????
Sanya madam maximum jokes ya to kahi n kahi se sune hai ya users send karte hai main to bas masala laga ke naye aur ache tarike se pesh krne ki koshish krta hun jismein kabhi main kamyab hota hun or kabhi nahi. But meri koshish jari hai aur jari rahegi
thtz da spirit admin……..gud keep it up..!!!!!!!!!
par mere jokes bhi post kar do yaar……..m die heartly waiting dude……..
aap ne thik kha
Hahaha good joke
very old joke