Santa Ki Khoobiya
Views: 29,153 - Posted on 08 Jun 2012
Santa Se Kisi Interview Pe Chaar Cheeze Puchi Gayi
Ki Bataye Ki Aapki Strength, Weakness, Opportunity & Threat Kya Hai
Santa Ne Bada Soch Samajh Ke Jawab Diya
Strength – My Wife, Preeto.
Weakness – Bantas Wife, Jeeto.
Opportunity – When Banta Is On Tour.
Threat – When I Am On Tour.
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- Papa Aap To Bade Kanjoos Hai
Baap Bete Se “Beta Ye Le 20 Rs Aur Mummy Ko Na Bataiyo Ki Main Naukrani Ke Sath Soya Thha̶ ..- Sach Aur Veham Mein Kya Fark Hai?
Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchhti Hai. Teacher: “Pappu, Sach Aur Veham Mein Kya Fark Hai? ..- Difference Between Wife & Neighbor’s Wife?
Question: What is the Difference Between Wife & Neighbor’s Wife? Answer: Wife Is A Chocola ..- Shareef Budha, Kitna Khayal Rakhta Hai
Bus Mein Jaghe Na Hone Par, Ek Budhe Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kaha Uncle: “Beta Aao Meri Godh Mein Beth ..- Santa Becha Fir Lutt Gaya
Santa Ko Ek Sunder Si Ladki Pasand Aa Gayi, Aur Usne Us Se Baatchit Shuru Ki Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call ..Receive Daily Jokes By eMail
Mast Photos For You
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Nice
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PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married,
His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night.
She said he stood behind the bed & said
“AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI”
good joke monica ji……..
then she was wassims sister..lolz!!
Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.
..aap kanha rkhti hain mobile..lolz!!
Johny Johny
Yes Papa
F~ckin Girls?
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless f~ckers.
..but hume kaise pata chalega who is careless fucker??
Awaz me mithas hai, Surat bhi khas hai,
tameez bhi 1st Class hai…
Bus uperwale ne galti se Lu#d laga diya…
warna maal to tu bhi jhakas hai
meine to aaj tak suna tha ki aadmi hi kewal galti krta hai..hmm!!
Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye,
aur wo itni bewfa nikli, ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.
agli baar paani mein mirch peesh k mila dena lolz!!
dekha to dost ki saheli thi,
dosti hui to dil me aag lageli thi,
pyar hua to ek paheli thi,
phir jab shadi hua to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.
yeh baat chameli ne batai ki.chameli k chelo ne..lolz
Arz kiya hai…
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be La~de,
kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode.
ghode to hawa se bhi baat krte hai..shayad tumne bhi pada hoga..lolz
Husband to Wife:
“Munna yahi se bahar aata hai na?”
Wife Muskurate hue:”Haan lekin tum jhanko mat,Nazar nhi aayega,bahut chota Suraakh hai…”
Husband:”Yaar fir bhi dekhneto de na” husband ne Surakhmein se Jhanka par kuch Nazar nhi aaya. ..Thodi der Baad…
School ke bell bajti hai…Munna bahar aata hai,Aur husband wife Munne ko le kr Ghar chle jatte hai…
Surakh Gate Mein bhi hota haiSaalon.. Lekin tumhari Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salaami…=D
:-P:-P
Ye monica k naam se kon cmt kar raha h
Good
संता ने एक लड़की को प्रपोज किया।
संता बोला – आई लव यू। क्या तुम मुझसे शादी करोगी?
गुस्से से लाल हुई लड़कीने संता की बहुत मारा, उठा-उठाकर पटका।
पिटाई से नीला-पीला हुआ संता उठा और कपड़े झाड़कर बोला – तो क्या मैं इंकार समझूं?
hehehehehehehehehehe
<3aaj suhani shaam hai,
<3thodi bechaini thoda aaram hai,
<3panchhiyon ka ghr ko jana,suraj ka sagr mein utrna,
<3inn bahti hawa mein..pattiyon ka mand-2 muskurana,
<3din ki jaudaai ka raat ko malal hai,
<3iss thode se pal ki shaam mein..ek cup chai tumhare naam hai,hum tumhari kucch baate sune <3thoda aap hume kucch suna dein,
<3iss raat k aane se pehle..shaam khusnuma ban jae..aisa mera armaan hai,
<3kal shaam phir hai aani..wada krein kucch jada krein..nahi chalegi koi manmaani,
…………~()$)GOOD~()$)…………..~()$)EVENING~()$)……..
…….mere chahne wale dosto….meri tarf se aapki shaam manglemay ho!!..aapki chai jada garam aur cheeni thodi km :)$)tc!!
Apno ko unki ahmiyat bata nahi sakte,
zindagi me unki jagah dikha nhi sakte,
Unka rishta anmol h itna,
Wo samjenge nhi or hum samjha nhi sakte
A girl’s T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it.
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Guess,what was written on it ?
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Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear..!
good joke deepu
hello dear Deepak,how r u???
..i dont want thanx frm u..again ur cmnts is beautiful:)
tc!!Dear*!!
nice hai jisne bhi jo jo bhi likha dot(scr)
gud 1
HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR ko:p
Achcha hua jo khuda ne khwab bna diye,
warna unse milne ki tamanna hamesha dil me hi rah jati
kya baat ……..bahut khub
deep, very true..thanx to god!!
…………dedicated to lovelyheart………..by lovely n 9ice Bhootni..
..teri doori ka koi gum nhi hai hume..
.. dil mein pyaar km nhi hai
..tu naa bhi de..to bhi uss naa se hum pyaar paa lenge..
..tujhe kyun itna pyaar krte hain hum..bata nhi sakte allahkasam.
..tu mera bhagwaan hai..mein teri pujaran..tere pyaar se hi meri saanse chalti hain..
..tere pyaar mein hi..mera sukh hai..meri shaanti hai..mera sansaar samaya hai..
..tere siwa na mera koi ghar hai..naa koi mandir..tu hi meri chhaya hai..tu hi rom rom mein samaya hai..
..aaj ishwar ki pooja krti hoon..tujhe paane k liye..kal tu hi mera ishwar hoga..meri bhakti k liye..
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…………………………*GOOD NIGHT SPECIAL n LOvely FRIENDS*……………………..
Nice lyns said by a…
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Bf 2 GF-Tere Liye Mai Ye DuniYa Chhod To Du,
Pr Uska Dil Kese DukhauJo Roz mujhse Kehti he”Beta Ghr Jaldi aa jana.”
Wah wah
@Deepak naaraj ho kya mujhse mere q ka ans nhi diya..tum ek shikayat dur krne ki baat krte ho..aur shikayat badha dete ho..baar baar knha milte hain aise friends…tum ajeeb ho..apne dushman ka bhi reply dena chahiye….i m sorry agar meine kucch galat bola..but meine koi aise galti nhi ki..jisse agar tumhe kucch bura laga ho…mujhmein yehi kami hai ki friendship krna mere liye mushkil ho jata hai….anywez agar chahte ho ki mein tumse baat naa krun to mujhe accha to nhi lagega par bura to lagega hi.
Dear, pata nh meri galti thi ya kya tha…ki…main ap ka wo comnt nh dekh paya…Rajasthan se bahar hu..toh..tym hi nh mil paya….nyt me ap ka vo gud nyt wala comnt dekha to usi pr rply kiya..sry dear…
Kl yaha..baroda me…kuch bht purane dost mile…un k st enjoy kiya..bht saare baaten…movie..n..cricket…sach me yr kl ka din mere liye 1 bht swt yaad bn gaya…jo..baad me b muje hamesha khushi ka ahssas dilyega…
It’s really true…. “Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much life has changed you….
Gud mrng…
Hw nyc dy..
Tc
:)
good morning dear friends …
Good morining
Jab Tere Shaher Me Raha karte The,
Hum Bhi Chup Chaap Jiya karte The,
Aankhon Mein Piyas Huwa karti Thi,
Dil me Toofan Utha karte The,
Log Aate The Ghazal Sun ne,
Hum Teri Baat kiya karte The,
Ghar ki Diwaar Sajane ki khatir,
Hum Tera Naam Likha karte The
Aaj Teri Tasveer Dekhi To Yaad Aayi
kabhi Hum Bhi MOHABBAT kiya karty the.. .
Class..one…
Gud mrng….bro.
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Koi dost aisa banaya jayen,
jiske aasno ko palko mein chupaya jaaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
ki agar wo rahe udas,….to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye.;-)
..Deepak, tum udas ho gye..uss dost ki udasi se..to hansane wala kon hoga..hahaha!!..par jo tumne likha accha laga!!warning:no thnx reqiured!!
Naughty Girl-
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A Girl about to make tea.
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Opened fridge couldn’t find milk…So she removed her dress..
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….Changed her clothes & brought Milk from shop.
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By the way wat u thought.
haha!!..pehle sidha baad mein ulta..bhar jana hai to kpde bdlna padega hi naa..haha!!
hehehe :p :P :P
Ehsaas Ke Andaaj Badal Jaate Hai Warna
Usi Dhaage Se Aanchal Bhi Banta Hai Aur Kafan Bhi..!
@yaar Deepak, mein sach bata raha hoon..tumhare cmnts itne majedar hotein hain..ki padne mein cozy,easy etc etc,..tumhre cmnt padhne k liye to mein..apna fav tv show chhod doon..haha:rember my warning!!no thanx…u r just mindblowing,awesome nd amazing!!.tuaymhra cmnt ka flavour mujhe pasand hai…tumhe bhoolna ab behad mushkil hai dear…kaash jay mein tumhare jaise khubi hoti..but tumme jay jaise khubhi kanha..haha!!..jo log tumhare saath rehte honge kitne lucky honge…by the way mujhe tumse milna ek tarah se..garmi k mausam mein kisi thande hawa k chalne jaisa hai…i m sorry tum ho hi aise ki tumhare liye yeh sab kucch likhne ka mann krta hai..u r jst jst amazing!!..my choice of flavour!!..tumhare liye tum jiyo hazaro saal mein bhi jiu hazaaro saal…tumhari baato se mere kitab k panne ho jae malamaal!!..u r amazing!!tc!!..u will be amazing for me forever!!
Dear, shayad main utna kaabil b nh hu..jitna apne kaha..but…main koshish karunga…ki..wesa ban paau..
Jaisa karam karega waisa fal dega bhagwaan
…hahahahahahaha!!..no Dear..tumhei shyad nhi maloom ho apne khubiyon k baarein mein..but i enjoy u soo much!!..i dont know y..but its real..mujhe tumhare comnt k kai cheeje acchi lagti hai…usko mein puri tarah sense krta hoon..jisko tumhare dost ya shayad dusra koi sense naa kr pae..agar tum apne ko utna kabil nhi samjhte..aur uss layak banna chahte ho..tab to tum mere liye woh tara ban jaoge..jise dekh to paunga..par wha jaa nhi paunga…hahahaha!!..u r jst amazing!!!!…kyunki dear..aam ka swaad bandar se pucchne jaoge..to woh nhi bata paega..usko tum kisi aadmi k paas le jaoge..aur woh khakar bata paega ki woh kitna swadisht hai..isliye mein jiss tarah se mein tumhe sense krta hoon ya leta hoon..dusra to nhi waisa kr paaega..!!..one thing..ur recent cmnt is so sweet!! sense krke bata raha hoon!!:)