Santa Ki Muft Ki Shave
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Ek Doctor Santa Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha.
Doctor: “Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene, Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jan Se Mar Dunga”
Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Usko Pakda Aur Pucha.
Log: “Bhai Sahab Hua Kya Hai, Kyu Usko Marne Pe Tule Ho?”
Doctor Rote Hue: “Ye Sala Hai Hi Harami, Pichli 4 Baar Se Aisa Hi Kar Raha Hai, Nasbandi Karvane Aata Hai Aur Jhaantein Katva Kar Baag Jaata Hai“
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA……Wah! re Santa wah-wah!!!!! Tere mind me Jhatey katwane ka etana accha idea aaya kaha se ?……….hehehehe
Admin bhai wo Doctor koun thha ????? Kahi apne Dr. Kumar ji to nahi thhe?……..hehehe
are bhai wo dr apne pathaan saab hi to hai, becharo ka lun mar gaya to ab yeh hi kaam karenge..he he he
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Sirf tmhe bta raha hu kisi 3rd ko mt btana, wo dr. KALIYA tha, be4re ka "L" to pahle hi kat chuka hai to usne ye naya dhandha chalu kiya hai jhante saf krne ka
admin praji, maja aa gya yar, m to chala pas ke hospital jhante katwane , apne aana h to aa jao. Baki koi banda bunda marna h te dasso.
Baba g to pahle se hospital me hai hehe
btane ke liye thanx shivendra bhai,
ab to babaji se hi katwaunga jharkhand
O jugnu bhai jad tenu banda maarn layi kehna tain thahe hi mutan lag paena jad dekho koi banda bunda tan nahi marna
o heartbeat praji, asin ni mutna apaan ta mar dena banda. Kite tusi beath na kar dena. Kapde kharab ho jane h.
Hehehehehe.
Matix, Kapil, Pankaj, Shivedra, Dhiraj, Jay Kaise Ho Sab…
Yar Anuj hum ekdam maze me hai, Pappu ki shave muft me ho gayi…….hehehhe
Tere yaha to khoob barshat ho rahi hai naaaaaaa ?????
NoP Yaar yaha Bahat Garmi hai….
hi anuj, yahan bhagwan ki kripa se sab achche hai aur aapki liye bhagwan se nek dua karte hai, aage samachar yeh hai ki santa ki jhante katne ke saath jaldi – 2 me dr. ne uske saammaan bhi kaat diya, baki sab bdiya hai, rani bechri ke saaath pata nahi kya hua,wo boriya bistar bandh kar yaha se 9-2-11 ho gayi, baki sab theek hai aapki dua se…..
aapka subhchintak
pankaj
Anuj mai b mast hu
admin bhaa, tusi kal dassya ke bund marwan karke tuhade pichhwade wale baag vich keede pai gaye. So sad yar. Dhayan rakho yar fookna bann dena se bande de sundd te. Baki chalo hun kide marna mt , ni to menka gandhi naraj ho jayegi. Jalti mashal andar mt lena bhai, mainu teri bdi fikar rehndi h. Hor koi banda marna te dassi, jai sri ram
Jugnu bro. Aap Patiyala se hai kya ????????
Waise suna hai Patiyala ki 2 cheze badi mashoor hai?
jai bhai ki hal h,
sahi suna h apne do chij bahut mashur h , ek patiala peg aur dusri patiala salwar. Hehehe ek chadhti jaldi h to dusri utarti bdi jaldi h. Apne to ni pahan rakhi patiala salwar. Dhayan rakhna. Koi banda marna ho to dass
Jugnu bhai kya baat kartey hai Aap Patiyala se hai ??????
Haa bhai mai bhi yahi suna hun kee do chez mashoor hai ek patiala peg aur dusri patiala salwar. Lekin Bhai aapne dusare tarah se kaha hai jabki maine to ye suna hai ki ek (Patiala Peg) chadane k baad maza aata hai aur dusari (Patiala Salwar) utarne ke baad maza aata hai….hehehe
heheeeee…..santa banta aur pappu ki bat hi nirali hai,us dr.ka adress milta to mai bhi ye free ka sewa leta.
Dr. Kumar,
Kutto wala Muhalla
Gali no. 420, Kamra no. 61-62
Pesab Ghar ke niche, Lahngapuri
bhai correction h
dr. Kumar nhi dr. Jay kumar h baki mohalla to kutto wala hi h, par gali ganduo wali h
Jugnu tujhe kaisa pata chala k mohalla ganduo wala hai, kahi tu b usi mollale ka to nahi hai
Yar Shivendra tu ekdam sahi kah raha hai tabhi to Sabhi Jugnu Raat ko Gand me batti jala kar ghumtey hai…..hehehe
Yar Gandwo ki Gali nahi uska to pura mohall hi ganduwo ka hai, Sabki Gand me baati lagi hoti hai….hehehe
yeh idea to achcha hai… thodi si saavdhni, mahine bhar ki aasani. ho ho ho
Abe Pankaj Aisa mat karna kyuki doctor ab Saawdhan ho gaya hai, Ab to wo Sabse pahle Behosh karega aur baad me shave karke teri sachmuch me nasbandi kar dega……hehehehe
Pankaj ji kya baat hai aaj kal ap hi ap chaye huye ho aaj kal aap bade free ho achhi baat hai
divya ji baat aisi hai jab se aap logo se baat hui hai, kahin aur man nahi lagta..
waise bhi mera work online hi hai, isiliye pura din yahi rahta hu…
Savdhan rhna kahi Dr. Bal k 7 aur kuch na kat de
shivendra bhai, maine apne liye lohe cover banwaya hai specially, lun ke size ka, use hi pahn ke jaunga… ha ha ha
Barsat k mousam hai kahi cover me jung lg gyi to tmhara L b pathan k jaisa ho jayega hehehehe
Anjali kaha ho yar tum to 3 din aayi fir gayab ho gai aisa kyu?
rashii aapka b aab koi pata thikana nhi hai aap b kam aati ho
Gm. Divya .
Ye to Babaji he hoga…ehehhehehehee
Dear All,
A Question 4 you.
____ Dil ____ Ley ker ____ Dil k ____ Geya ____ Dil Ney ____ Mera ____ Kha ker mer geya.
In 7 blanks mein 1 he word aye ga.
Bataoo kya aaey ga?
jay bhai pls uska uttar atao na
A Question 4 You.
____ Dil ____ Ley Ker
____ Dil K ____ Geya
____ Dil Ney ____ Mera
____ Kha Ker Mer Geya.
In 7 Blanks Mein 1 He Word Aye Ga.
Bataoo Kya Aaey Ga?
Answer:
Sang
ek bar bus ekbar us tasveer se bahar nikal ja…..dekh lena dekh lena…..meri jindagi ki tasveer badal jaegi….ha ha ha ha ha!!
ek joke arz h admin bhai
aurat ko bnane ke baad god ne uski anatomy ko ek civil engineer firm se check krwaya n report kya ayi…
Everything is ok but entertainment area is very close to severage area. Hehehehe
kya banaya hai kudrat ne tumhein….kabhi lagta hai ki khud kudrat tum mein utar aya ho….sitaro ko paana asaan lage hai par tumhein paana sirf sapna lage hai….tum kya ho tum kya jano…ek baar mujhse toh pucch kar dekho….ki woh cheej ho tum jisse khoobsurti bhi jalti hai.
are, koi dr. ko bulao. yeh dheeraj to jay ke liye paaagal ho gaya hai, waise kavita badi ramntc hai…
Dhiraj u r super yar, jay ab to narajgi chhod do
Hehehe nice
hi dear
Ye santa bda harami ho gya h
panchi , aapne bataya nahi, aapki leader kaun hai, kahi divya to nahi…?
Yaar aapke kuch jokes to bahut achhe hote hai par kuchh bilkul ghise pite purane se
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
majedar jock. Pad kar maja aaya
sanjeev bhai , apko to paad kar maja aya par bakiyon ke to naak ke baal jala diye apne. Hehehehehe
are koi oxygen lao
@ sale doctor tu 3 baar me nahi samjha ki santa j***t murwane aata hai !
Maja aa gaya
maja aya yar
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sala harami santa hahaha