Santa Ki Murad Puri Hui

Santa Behcara Pareshan Thha Uski Chah Thhi Ki Use Koi Virgin Ladki Mile

Par Kallu Dada Aur Goa Ke Honeymoon Wale Kisse Ke Baad Uska Dil Hi Toot Gaya Thha

Uske Chacha Ne Usko Fir Se Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ke 2 3 Rishte Bheje, Par Santa Nahi Mana

Santa Ek Dost Thha Anuj Usne Usko Salah Di

Anuj: “Yaar, Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ko Chod, Ajkal Shahr Ki Ladkiya Bhi Sahi Hoti Hai. Vahan Try Kar Kya Pata Koi Virgin Mill Jaye

Santa Ko Anuj Ki Baat Janchi Aur Shahar Mein Ek Ladki Pasand Ki, Rishte Ki Baat Chali To Santa Ne Ladki Se Pucha

Santa: “Dekho, Main Shadi Ek Hi Sharat Pe Karunga, Agar Tumne Kisi Aur Ke Saath Kabhi Sex Nahi Kiya Hoga

Ladki Boli: “Nahi Ji, Maine Kabhi Kisi Ke Sath Sex Nahi Kiya, Na Hi Kisi Ko Touch Tak Karne Diya

Santa Bada Khush Hua Uske Mann Ki Murad Puri Ho Gayi

Santa Ne Dhum Dham Se Shadi Ki Aur Suhagrat Wale Din Room Mein Aya Aur Biwi Ko Bola

Santa: “Darling, Aaj Ke Baad Tumhara Sab Kuch Mera Hai

Biwi Sharma Kar Boli: “Achhha Ji Suno Vo Mere Bag Mein Nakli Ka Lund Hai (Dildo) Bada Hi Mota Hai Use Jara Aram Se Lena, Nahi To Gaand Phaad Dega

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    1. Dev says:

      Aaliya baby tumne joke gaur se nahi pada. Santa bolta hai aaj se tumhara sab kuch mera hai. Uski wife kahti hai mere bag me dildo hai usko aram se lena. Understand

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA tume kya lagta hai ..kya ladkiya b masturbation karti hain aur in tamam chizo ka use karti hain

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY CHICK jab ladke available hain to ladkiya ye chiz kyu karti hain….unhe ladko k paas aajana chahiye bechare ladke khali haath se kaam chalate hain..tum aisa kabi mat karna haan…..

    1. spicychick says:

      well i dnt knw kapil, maine ajtak na to khud kiya hai na hi kisiko karne diya hai, yup mere bf ka dekha tha bas ek bar accidently ;)

  3. spicychick says:

    waise honeymoon i mean 1st night ko agar virgin ho to kafi maja aata hai, mere bf kahte hai, i lov ths thng abt india, 1st night aftr marige india me hi hoti hai, US me to mushkil hai,

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI jab me chota tha to hamari ek MISS thi..wo muje bahut pyar karti thi…KYUKI ME bahut cute aur intelligent ladka tha…lekin wo miss itni HOT thi ki pucho mat….halaki us samay in baato ka gyan nhi tha fir b me MISS apni kalpnao me dunda karta tha…..ab na jane wo miss kaha hogi….

  5. kapil the cute boy says:

    kapil serious hote huye-"meri bhigi bhigi si palko me reh gaye jese mere sare sapne bikhar k,jale man tera b kisi k milan ko anamika tu b tarse"

  6. manish says:

    divyaaaaaaaaaaa dear iwas damn serious for sum1 aur abhi bhi hun her name was komal but she is no moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Divyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she is nomore……..oh my god y u did it?

  7. manish says:

    divya it doesnt matter is nomore but she wil always live in my heart…..dear now u got u anssssssssss………

  8. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANSWER

    ANSWER

    ANSWER

    me aaj apne quiz ka jawab de rha hu…muje bada khed hai ki koi b yaha mere sawal ka jawab nhi de paya…to suno jawab ""2 ladke hain maan lo b1,b2 aur do ladkiya hain g1,g2 aur do condom hain..unme se kisi ek ko aids hai par pata nhi kise hai…ab safe sex karna hai to sabse pehle b1 ladka do condom pehn kar gi ladki k sath sex karega.sex karne ke baad wo bahar wala condom nikal ke dusre ladke b2 ko de dega,ab b2 ladka fir g1 ladki ke sath hi sex karega…kyuki us wo condom andar se puri tarah safe tha aur bahar se to usi ladki ke sath sex hua tha….ab pehla ladka b1 apne condom se g2 ladki ke sath sex karega,aur karne k baad apna condom b2 ko de dega aur b2 ne to ek condom already pehna hai usi ke bahar se dusra condom pehn k g2 k sath sex kar lega…..is tarah bilkul safe sex ho jayega

  9. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiiiii januuuuuuuuuu kaha ho tum….gana gaun…….anjali awaz de kahan hai duniya meri yahan hai…..hehehehe

  10. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiiiiiiiii tabhi shahrukh ke hath se bag girta hai… Aur wo gana gata hai…jane wafa ho ke bekarar barso kiya tera intazar………….ab anjali to tum ho hi aur shahrukh ki jagah tum mujhe consider karlo,,,,,,,,,hehehehe

  11. Dev says:

    Santa k honeymoon manane se pahle hi unki wives kyon raz khol deti hai. Lagta hai santa bechara h.m. Nahi mana payega

  12. Anuj says:

    lakin maine santa ko sahi advice diya…. kam se kam ladki kisi ladke ke sath to sex nhi ki hai.. ab santa ko hmko thanx bolna chahiye

  13. Anuj says:

    kisi aur ko mera madad chahiye to bolna hm jarur madad krenge free mai akhir dost hi to dost ke kaam aata hai..

    ab thanx bol ke rula mat dena

  14. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA dear me tum pe kabi koi boundation nhi lagaunga…tume jo marzi pehnana hai pehan sakti ho

  15. kapil the cute boy says:

    choco dear me tume batata hu…use bachpan se bada lene ki aadat thi aur usne socha ki santa ka to bahut chota hoga isliye wo dildo sath le gayi thi

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA yaar sorry par tum first nhi aa payi…muje tum bata deti to me tume hi first position de deta

  17. kapil the cute boy says:

    CHOCO dear tume pata nhi tha ki condom transparent hota hai…..tumne kabi condom nhi dekha tha kya….mujse puch to leti yaar

  18. spicychick says:

    kapil mein to really spicy hu, sweet..hot..chili..tangy n electric, but tumhe to choco flav pasand hai na??? to phr spicy chijo se jara dur hi rahna, kahi esa na ho k ek bar taste karne k bad jindagi bhar bhul na pao

  19. spicychick says:

    kapil kabhi mumbai bhi aa jao, ekdam spicy tandoori chicken banakar serve karungi! BDW non veg to khate ho na??? waise ab tak ye nai bataya k kaha se ho our kya karte ho

  20. punit mumbai says:

    admin sir mere mobile par ye site open hi nahi ho rahi hai. admin bhai apne band ki ho toh plz restart karo.

  21. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    kya baat krte ho kapil…..??

    maine tumko miss nhi kiya.,,aisa nhi ho skta dear…..u R my vry gud frnd….missd u…

  22. naughty hotty says:

    Darling oil ki kya jarurat h,meri pussy toh hamesha hi oily rehti h chahe abhi check karlo………

    1. DEVRAJ says:

      naughty hotty tu yar oil ki factory kar le ne !! fir teri company ka slogan hoga " karlo duniya meri pussy me !! he hehehehe

  23. spicychick says:

    kapil mera bas ek hi bf hai, but i respct him a lot, datz y kahte hai kaha inst of kahta hai samjhe? n yes i m totaly virgin, kiss bhi nai kiya abhi tak meine, n u?

    1. Admin says:

      Gud to know spicy tum virgin ho. Hehhe bolo to santa ko tumhare address dedu bechara kab se koi virgin ladki dhund raha hai

  24. spicychick says:

    hey kapil tel me mein mere bf ko kya gift karu k unka mood ban jaye n wo mujhe khub lov kare, plz help me

    1. Admin says:

      Spicy according to me agar tum chahti ho ki tumhara BF tumhe khoob pyare kare to uske sath kabhi sex mat karna. Nahi to fir kisi din ye puchogi ki mera boyfriend mujhse baat nahi karta kya karu. Meri baat ko mind na karna aur sochna. Is admin ne bahut log dekhe hai aur tumko final mentality bata raha hun ladke ki

    2. Raja_Hyd says:

      spicychick@ If ur BF's name is Imran (hashmi), then u dnt need to gift him anything bhai…Din aur raat to lage rahega and he vl buy gifts for u …

    3. *sagar* says:

      spicy yaar gift se ak joke yaad aa raha ha-

      ek ladka bhut pareshan ke apni gf ko kya gift doo tumhare taraha, kyonki uske gf ne usee kaha tha ke koi asa gift doo jo main le na saku aur tum de na sako..!!!!

      tou ladke ne kya kiya apne pant kholke kaha:- LE MARE GAND MAR LE

      DEAR asa tum kar nahi sakte$$$$$$$$$$$$

    4. piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @Spicychick,dear Love ke liye gift nahi feeling chahiye…Agar gift Dena hi hai to ek pyara sa kiss Do

      Because kiss is the feel of your true Love.

  25. spicychick says:

    u knw kapil, i met my bf thr chating, n nw its bn 3 n half year of our relatnshp, it fls lyk a dream, i cm 2 india only 4 him, i forced my family to return bk to india, i love him so much, i cant live a single second without my Imran

    1. Admin says:

      Gud Spicy. Pyar karo to dabb ke karo. Thoda bahut nahi khul ke karo marna to ek din hai hi jitna jeena hai khub pyar karo. Hehhe i know main shyar nahi hun hehehe

      1. ismail khan says:

        Hum tow tin k chun rahethe ashiyane k liya _ aapse kisne kahatha bijli girane k liya ? hath thak jaynege kyo pees rahi ho mehndi ? khoon hazir hai hateli pe sajane k liye! If u like then i can write for u more shayeries b cos divya is my fevret name my girlfriend's Name was also divya she was my hart but todey she is their husband's hart.

    2. piyush(sweet but tough guy) says:

      @Spicychick,jis Imran ke bina tum ek single second
      bhi nahi rah sakti wo karta kya hai..????

  26. spicychick says:

    no admin bro, mere liye mera bf hi sahi hai, santa to 3-3 bar muh mar chuka hai, bt mera Imran bilkul mere tarha hi virgin hai :) :)

  27. spicychick says:

    thnx admin bro, bt m cnfs, smtimes he chargs me up too much n thn if insist he shouts on me n say agar mujhe sex hi chahiye hota to kab ka kar liya hota, tere liye wait na karta! par kuch v ho, wo mujhe pyar to sabse jyada karte hai :) :) :)

    1. piyush(sweet but tough guy) says:

      @Spicychick,dear kisi ke saath sexual relation banane ya na banane se ye prove nahi hota ki hamara pyaar saccha hai ya jhuta…Agar aap kisi ko chahte ho to ye bahut jaruri hai ki aapki soch aur uski soch milni chahiye..And most importantally if you decided to live together forever then you must understand the future step of your Boyfriend kyuki pyar tabhi bana rahega jab wo apni jimmedariyo ko nibhayega…

  28. Raja_Hyd says:

    Thanks ADMIN miya for posting such nice jokes…I read them without fail, but most of da time i dnt get time to comment on them or read others…Jab time milta hai to pura upyog karta hu..

  29. xHIxxx:xxxBOYSxxx says:

    @spicychik..agar tum apne boyfren ko ek acche gift k saath ek accha love card dedo to accha rahega kyonki ye things kisi k dil mein jagah banane k liye kafi hoti hai..but depends ki tumhara freind kaisa hai…by d way i liked ur boyfriend name…kahtein hain ek pyaar bhari meethi si baat meethe se smile k saath kisi k dil mein jagah banane k liye kafi hoti hai…m not exprienced in these things but u can try.

  30. sohail says:

    spicy, bf rehte hue aisi spicy baten na kia karo yaar, hum jaise bina gf wale ladko ka khada hojata hai to mushkil hoti hai. gul ko bhi dekhne ko badi tamanna hai. tum bhi kam naughty nahi gul.

  31. prit says:

    tu sayar nahi sayar ke naam par dhabba hai

    jimmi {kutiya} ke baccho ka abba hai

    toilet jaane ke baad jisse haath dohte hai

    tu plastic ka vo dabba hai ……..hahahahaha

  32. anjali says:

    HYE MANISHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYY M YHA HU THODI BUSY THI MERE EXAM START HONE WALE H TYARI KR RHI THI YARRRR.

    1. manish says:

      anjalijab tum choti thi to main bhi chota tha par ab hum dono bade o gaye…..to tum mujhe jaanu keh sakti ho….lol

    1. ismail khan says:

      A:aanchal lahera k, N:na chahte huwe, J:jigar me samane wali,A:ada dikha k,L:lal otho se aag laga k,I:ishq me jalane wali ladki means "ANJALI"

  33. PRINCE {the lady kil says:

    @spicy… aap apne bf ko c*nd*m gift kr do agar usne accept ni kiya to bra gift kr dena in dono mein se kuch to accept krenge hi agar nhi krte to vo 6 hain

  34. spicychick says:

    @prince apni aukad me rah samjha, tu hoga 6, mere bf k khilaf mei kuch bhi bardast nai karungi n aage se mujhse comment karne se pahle 100 bar soch lena, aur mujhe majboor mat kar bad words dene ke liye, u ****