Santa Ki Murad Puri Hui

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Santa Behcara Pareshan Thha Uski Chah Thhi Ki Use Koi Virgin Ladki Mile

Par Kallu Dada Aur Goa Ke Honeymoon Wale Kisse Ke Baad Uska Dil Hi Toot Gaya Thha

Uske Chacha Ne Usko Fir Se Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ke 2 3 Rishte Bheje, Par Santa Nahi Mana

Santa Ek Dost Thha Anuj Usne Usko Salah Di

Anuj: “Yaar, Gaanv Ki Ladkiyo Ko Chod, Ajkal Shahr Ki Ladkiya Bhi Sahi Hoti Hai. Vahan Try Kar Kya Pata Koi Virgin Mill Jaye

Santa Ko Anuj Ki Baat Janchi Aur Shahar Mein Ek Ladki Pasand Ki, Rishte Ki Baat Chali To Santa Ne Ladki Se Pucha

Santa: “Dekho, Main Shadi Ek Hi Sharat Pe Karunga, Agar Tumne Kisi Aur Ke Saath Kabhi Sex Nahi Kiya Hoga

Ladki Boli: “Nahi Ji, Maine Kabhi Kisi Ke Sath Sex Nahi Kiya, Na Hi Kisi Ko Touch Tak Karne Diya

Santa Bada Khush Hua Uske Mann Ki Murad Puri Ho Gayi

Santa Ne Dhum Dham Se Shadi Ki Aur Suhagrat Wale Din Room Mein Aya Aur Biwi Ko Bola

Santa: “Darling, Aaj Ke Baad Tumhara Sab Kuch Mera Hai

Biwi Sharma Kar Boli: “Achhha Ji Suno Vo Mere Bag Mein Nakli Ka Lund Hai (Dildo) Bada Hi Mota Hai Use Jara Aram Se Lena, Nahi To Gaand Phaad Dega

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108 Responses to "Santa Ki Murad Puri Hui"

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    good

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    abi kaun aaya first

  3. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY CHICK meri age 22-27 hai

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    CHOCO DEAR exam kese huye…..

  5. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    yaar samjh nhi aaya……..suhaag raat wale din usko dildo ki kya jarurat…????

    • Dev says:

      Aaliya baby tumne joke gaur se nahi pada. Santa bolta hai aaj se tumhara sab kuch mera hai. Uski wife kahti hai mere bag me dildo hai usko aram se lena. Understand

  6. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA yaar ye ladkiya b na najane kya kay use karti rehti hainn

  7. kapil the cute boy says:

    NAUGHTY dear tume kaun si position pasand hai

  8. kapil the cute boy says:

    NAUGHty Par mere hote huye dobara fingering mat karna warna mujse bura koi nhi hoga…

  9. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  10. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA tume kya lagta hai ..kya ladkiya b masturbation karti hain aur in tamam chizo ka use karti hain

  11. Dabang_007 says:

    1st viewer meeeeeee

  12. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY CHICK jab ladke available hain to ladkiya ye chiz kyu karti hain….unhe ladko k paas aajana chahiye bechare ladke khali haath se kaam chalate hain..tum aisa kabi mat karna haan…..

  13. manish says:

    thik thaa ummm par quality nahi thi……

  14. spicychick says:

    waise honeymoon i mean 1st night ko agar virgin ho to kafi maja aata hai, mere bf kahte hai, i lov ths thng abt india, 1st night aftr marige india me hi hoti hai, US me to mushkil hai,

  15. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI jab me chota tha to hamari ek MISS thi..wo muje bahut pyar karti thi…KYUKI ME bahut cute aur intelligent ladka tha…lekin wo miss itni HOT thi ki pucho mat….halaki us samay in baato ka gyan nhi tha fir b me MISS apni kalpnao me dunda karta tha…..ab na jane wo miss kaha hogi….

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    kapil serious hote huye-"meri bhigi bhigi si palko me reh gaye jese mere sare sapne bikhar k,jale man tera b kisi k milan ko anamika tu b tarse"

  17. manish says:

    divyaaaaaaaaaaa dear iwas damn serious for sum1 aur abhi bhi hun her name was komal but she is no moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Divyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she is nomore……..oh my god y u did it?

  18. manish says:

    divyaaaaaaaaa she was my life but u know my life is nomore…..dis is d bitter truth of my life…….

  19. manish says:

    divya it doesnt matter is nomore but she wil always live in my heart…..dear now u got u anssssssssss………

  20. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANSWER

    ANSWER

    ANSWER

    me aaj apne quiz ka jawab de rha hu…muje bada khed hai ki koi b yaha mere sawal ka jawab nhi de paya…to suno jawab ""2 ladke hain maan lo b1,b2 aur do ladkiya hain g1,g2 aur do condom hain..unme se kisi ek ko aids hai par pata nhi kise hai…ab safe sex karna hai to sabse pehle b1 ladka do condom pehn kar gi ladki k sath sex karega.sex karne ke baad wo bahar wala condom nikal ke dusre ladke b2 ko de dega,ab b2 ladka fir g1 ladki ke sath hi sex karega…kyuki us wo condom andar se puri tarah safe tha aur bahar se to usi ladki ke sath sex hua tha….ab pehla ladka b1 apne condom se g2 ladki ke sath sex karega,aur karne k baad apna condom b2 ko de dega aur b2 ne to ek condom already pehna hai usi ke bahar se dusra condom pehn k g2 k sath sex kar lega…..is tarah bilkul safe sex ho jayega

  21. kapil the cute boy says:

    KISI KI SAMAJ NHI AAYA TO PUCH SAKTA HAI

  22. manish says:

    adminji maine ek joke bheja hai "thrki sasur" plzzzzzzzzzzzzz use publish kar do……

  23. manish says:

    divya i hope tum divya dutta se resemble nahi karti ho….hehehehe

  24. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiiiii januuuuuuuuuu kaha ho tum….gana gaun…….anjali awaz de kahan hai duniya meri yahan hai…..hehehehe

  25. manish says:

    anjaliiiiiiiiiiiii tabhi shahrukh ke hath se bag girta hai… Aur wo gana gata hai…jane wafa ho ke bekarar barso kiya tera intazar………….ab anjali to tum ho hi aur shahrukh ki jagah tum mujhe consider karlo,,,,,,,,,hehehehe

  26. Dev says:

    Santa k honeymoon manane se pahle hi unki wives kyon raz khol deti hai. Lagta hai santa bechara h.m. Nahi mana payega

  27. Anuj says:

    kya yaar admin santa se jute khilwaoge kya

  28. Anuj says:

    lakin maine santa ko sahi advice diya…. kam se kam ladki kisi ladke ke sath to sex nhi ki hai.. ab santa ko hmko thanx bolna chahiye

  29. Anuj says:

    ladki kisi ke sath sex b nhi ki hai aur usko sbkuch aata b hai.. santa ka dono kaam ho gya

  30. manish says:

    admin ji ajj to main hi nu pehla viewer

  31. Anuj says:

    kisi aur ko mera madad chahiye to bolna hm jarur madad krenge free mai akhir dost hi to dost ke kaam aata hai..

    ab thanx bol ke rula mat dena

  32. tina says:

    i m first now, hai na admin ji.

  33. kapil the cute boy says:

    NAUGTHY yaar tel kidhar hai????

  34. kapil the cute boy says:

    KAPIL hamsafar ki talash me-"koi na koi chahiye pyar karne wala"

  35. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA dear me tum pe kabi koi boundation nhi lagaunga…tume jo marzi pehnana hai pehan sakti ho

  36. kapil the cute boy says:

    CHOCO yaaar tumne muje miss nhi kiya???

  37. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA jab tum bahut jyada garam ho jati ho to tum kya karti ho

  38. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI kya tum b garam hoti ho?????

  39. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY CHICK kya tum really spicy ho????jara taste karao

  40. kapil the cute boy says:

    spicy chick yaar tum keh rhi thi ki tumare bf kehte hain …kitne bf hain tumare

  41. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICYCHICK TUM TO VIRGIN HO NA

  42. kapil the cute boy says:

    choco dear me tume batata hu…use bachpan se bada lene ki aadat thi aur usne socha ki santa ka to bahut chota hoga isliye wo dildo sath le gayi thi

  43. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA yaar sorry par tum first nhi aa payi…muje tum bata deti to me tume hi first position de deta

  44. kapil the cute boy says:

    CHOCO dear tume pata nhi tha ki condom transparent hota hai…..tumne kabi condom nhi dekha tha kya….mujse puch to leti yaar

  45. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA yaar meri gf pe mat jao….ye batao ki kya tum wahi tina ho

  46. kapil the cute boy says:

    ADMIN mene apne quiz ka answer b dala hai is joke me…approve kar dena

  47. spicychick says:

    kapil mein to really spicy hu, sweet..hot..chili..tangy n electric, but tumhe to choco flav pasand hai na??? to phr spicy chijo se jara dur hi rahna, kahi esa na ho k ek bar taste karne k bad jindagi bhar bhul na pao

  48. spicychick says:

    kapil kabhi mumbai bhi aa jao, ekdam spicy tandoori chicken banakar serve karungi! BDW non veg to khate ho na??? waise ab tak ye nai bataya k kaha se ho our kya karte ho

  49. spicychick says:

    ths all honeymoon thng made up my mood really hot

  50. spicychick says:

    kapil r u a virgin?

  51. punit mumbai says:

    admin sir mere mobile par ye site open hi nahi ho rahi hai. admin bhai apne band ki ho toh plz restart karo.

  52. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    kya baat krte ho kapil…..??

    maine tumko miss nhi kiya.,,aisa nhi ho skta dear…..u R my vry gud frnd….missd u…

  53. naughty hotty says:

    Darling oil ki kya jarurat h,meri pussy toh hamesha hi oily rehti h chahe abhi check karlo………

  54. gul says:

    kyoun aditya,

    sarma rahe ho kya… apna dikhate hi nahin ho…

    ab to mujhe doubt hone laga hai tumhare upar

  55. spicychick says:

    kapil mera bas ek hi bf hai, but i respct him a lot, datz y kahte hai kaha inst of kahta hai samjhe? n yes i m totaly virgin, kiss bhi nai kiya abhi tak meine, n u?

  56. spicychick says:

    hi aaliya, me too in 12th, science, n u?

  57. spicychick says:

    @aaliya m curntly in mumbai, so all ready 4 finals?

  58. spicychick says:

    hey kapil tel me mein mere bf ko kya gift karu k unka mood ban jaye n wo mujhe khub lov kare, plz help me

    • Admin says:

      Spicy according to me agar tum chahti ho ki tumhara BF tumhe khoob pyare kare to uske sath kabhi sex mat karna. Nahi to fir kisi din ye puchogi ki mera boyfriend mujhse baat nahi karta kya karu. Meri baat ko mind na karna aur sochna. Is admin ne bahut log dekhe hai aur tumko final mentality bata raha hun ladke ki

    • Raja_Hyd says:

      spicychick@ If ur BF's name is Imran (hashmi), then u dnt need to gift him anything bhai…Din aur raat to lage rahega and he vl buy gifts for u …

    • *sagar* says:

      spicy yaar gift se ak joke yaad aa raha ha-

      ek ladka bhut pareshan ke apni gf ko kya gift doo tumhare taraha, kyonki uske gf ne usee kaha tha ke koi asa gift doo jo main le na saku aur tum de na sako..!!!!

      tou ladke ne kya kiya apne pant kholke kaha:- LE MARE GAND MAR LE

      DEAR asa tum kar nahi sakte$$$$$$$$$$$$

    • piyush(sweet but tou says:

      @Spicychick,dear Love ke liye gift nahi feeling chahiye…Agar gift Dena hi hai to ek pyara sa kiss Do

      Because kiss is the feel of your true Love.

  59. spicychick says:

    u knw kapil, i met my bf thr chating, n nw its bn 3 n half year of our relatnshp, it fls lyk a dream, i cm 2 india only 4 him, i forced my family to return bk to india, i love him so much, i cant live a single second without my Imran

    • Admin says:

      Gud Spicy. Pyar karo to dabb ke karo. Thoda bahut nahi khul ke karo marna to ek din hai hi jitna jeena hai khub pyar karo. Hehhe i know main shyar nahi hun hehehe

      • divya says:

        Admin ji kya jaruri hai BF bnana?

      • ismail khan says:

        Hum tow tin k chun rahethe ashiyane k liya _ aapse kisne kahatha bijli girane k liya ? hath thak jaynege kyo pees rahi ho mehndi ? khoon hazir hai hateli pe sajane k liye! If u like then i can write for u more shayeries b cos divya is my fevret name my girlfriend's Name was also divya she was my hart but todey she is their husband's hart.

    • piyush(sweet but tough guy) says:

      @Spicychick,jis Imran ke bina tum ek single second
      bhi nahi rah sakti wo karta kya hai..????

  60. spicychick says:

    no admin bro, mere liye mera bf hi sahi hai, santa to 3-3 bar muh mar chuka hai, bt mera Imran bilkul mere tarha hi virgin hai :) :)

  61. spicychick says:

    thnx admin bro, bt m cnfs, smtimes he chargs me up too much n thn if insist he shouts on me n say agar mujhe sex hi chahiye hota to kab ka kar liya hota, tere liye wait na karta! par kuch v ho, wo mujhe pyar to sabse jyada karte hai :) :) :)

    • piyush(sweet but tough guy) says:

      @Spicychick,dear kisi ke saath sexual relation banane ya na banane se ye prove nahi hota ki hamara pyaar saccha hai ya jhuta…Agar aap kisi ko chahte ho to ye bahut jaruri hai ki aapki soch aur uski soch milni chahiye..And most importantally if you decided to live together forever then you must understand the future step of your Boyfriend kyuki pyar tabhi bana rahega jab wo apni jimmedariyo ko nibhayega…

    • Admin says:

      Gud ji…. Par next time use bolna ki jo chhez tujhe chahiye nahi usko baar baar kyu yaad karvata hai..

  62. Raja_Hyd says:

    Thanks ADMIN miya for posting such nice jokes…I read them without fail, but most of da time i dnt get time to comment on them or read others…Jab time milta hai to pura upyog karta hu..

  63. anjali says:

    KAPILLLLLL JB BHUT GUSSA ATA H AUR JB M APNE FRND SE BAT NI KR PATI TB GRAM HOTI HU YARRRRRRRR.

  64. xHIxxx:xxxBOYSxxx says:

    @spicychik..agar tum apne boyfren ko ek acche gift k saath ek accha love card dedo to accha rahega kyonki ye things kisi k dil mein jagah banane k liye kafi hoti hai..but depends ki tumhara freind kaisa hai…by d way i liked ur boyfriend name…kahtein hain ek pyaar bhari meethi si baat meethe se smile k saath kisi k dil mein jagah banane k liye kafi hoti hai…m not exprienced in these things but u can try.

  65. sohail says:

    spicy, bf rehte hue aisi spicy baten na kia karo yaar, hum jaise bina gf wale ladko ka khada hojata hai to mushkil hoti hai. gul ko bhi dekhne ko badi tamanna hai. tum bhi kam naughty nahi gul.

  66. prit says:

    tu sayar nahi sayar ke naam par dhabba hai

    jimmi {kutiya} ke baccho ka abba hai

    toilet jaane ke baad jisse haath dohte hai

    tu plastic ka vo dabba hai ……..hahahahaha

  67. anjali says:

    HYE MANISHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYY M YHA HU THODI BUSY THI MERE EXAM START HONE WALE H TYARI KR RHI THI YARRRR.

  68. anjali says:

    MANISH JB M CHOTI THI M SHAHRUKH KO APNA UNCLE KHTI THI….. AB BTAO TUMHE KYA KHU… MY DEAR TELL ME.

  69. anjali says:

    KAPIL YARRR vo jha bhi hogi achi hi hogi bt dear ab vo phle jaisi Sexi ni hogi yarrrr……….

  70. PRINCE {the lady kil says:

    ye joke tha kya story thi

  71. PRINCE {the lady kil says:

    @spicy… aap apne bf ko c*nd*m gift kr do agar usne accept ni kiya to bra gift kr dena in dono mein se kuch to accept krenge hi agar nhi krte to vo 6 hain

  72. spicychick says:

    @prince apni aukad me rah samjha, tu hoga 6, mere bf k khilaf mei kuch bhi bardast nai karungi n aage se mujhse comment karne se pahle 100 bar soch lena, aur mujhe majboor mat kar bad words dene ke liye, u ****

  73. spicychick says:

    meine konsi spicy batein ki jo tera mud ban gaya?

  74. Sid says:

    Hey guys cmon don act like kids. Prince if u don know how to talk to a girl n go n learn first…

  75. samar says:

    divyaji i agreed lakin phele phati to ladki hi hai

  76. anjali says:

    kya bat h yar ISMAIL tumhara bhut dimag chlya h yarrrrr.

  77. anjali says:

    ok januuuuuuu MANISH kaha ho…

  78. ankush says:

    what is this ??? can any1 tell me?? what u all guys r doing here….

  79. biswajit says:

    jokes are very nice ,
    its makes my day very enjoyable.
    thanks for such a jokes