Santa Ki Sharat Major Ke Sath
Jab Santa Fauj Mein Thha To Usko Shart Laganey Ki Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Pareshan Theh.
Ek Din Vo Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Sir Ye Meri Aakhri Shart Hai, Aur Vo Mein Aapke Sath Lagana Chahta Hun.”
Major Khushi Khusi Raaji Ho Gaya, Aur Bola: “Bolo Kya Shart Hai?”
Santa: “Apko Bawaseer Hai”
Major: “Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi Hai”
Santa: “Main Ungli Dal Ke Check Karunga”
Major Khush Ho Gaya Aur Dono Mein 5 Hazar Ki Shart Lag Gai.
Santa Ne Major Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Dal Di
Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Awaje Aane Lagi
Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur Poocha: “Kya Hua?”
Staff: “Isne Humse 50,000 Ki Shart Lagayi Thi Ki Major Ki Gaand Me Ungli Daal Ke Dikhaunga!“
Software Engineer Kabhi Kisi Se Nahi Darte - Par Ek Cheez Se Vo Bahut Buri Tarha Darte Hai, Dekhe Aur Bataye Sahi Hai Ya NahiOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs
Man Offering A Drink To A Lady In Bar Lady: “No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs” Man: “ ..- Marne Ke Bad Bhi Sex Ka Maza
Kya Aap Marne K Bad B Sex Ka Maza Lena Chahte Ho To “Donate Your Lund” Ye Message Sabhi ..- What Would You Like To Have?
Girl: “My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have?” Sm ..- Santa Ki Pramotion Ho Gayi
Santa Ko Apne Achhe Kam Ki Vajah Se Company Mein Pramotion Mili Aur Vo Manager Ban Gaya. Usne Apni P ..- Suno Jee Mujhe New Bra Lene Hain
Wife: “Suno Jee Mujhe New Bra Lene Hain” Husband: “Kya Jarurat Hain Itne Chhote Ch ..Hindi Version
जब संता फ़ौज में था तो उसको शर्त लगाने की आदत थी और सभी उस से परेशान थे।
एक दिन वो मेजर के पास गया और बोला
संता: “सर ये मेरी आखरी शर्त है, और वो में आपके साथ लगाना चाहता हूँ।”
मेजर ख़ुशी ख़ुशी राजी हो गया, और बोला: “बोलो क्या शर्त है?”
संता: “आपको बवासीर है”
मेजर: “मैं शरत लगाता हूँ के नहीं है”
संता: “मैं ऊँगली डाल के चैक करूँगा”
मेजर खुश हो गया और दोनों में 5 हज़ार की शर्त लग गयी।
संता ने मेजर की गांड में ऊँगली डाल दी
तभी बहार से जोर जोर से रोने की आवाजे आने लगी
मेजर पैंट पहन कर बहार गया और पुछा: “क्या हुआ?”
स्टाफ: “इसने हमसे 50,000 की शर्त लगायी थी की मेजर की गांड में ऊँगली डाल के दिखाऊंगा“
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hahahahahaha hehehehehehe huhuhuhuhuhu yaar hansi ruk hi nahi rahi hay……. good joke admin bhai.. and gdevng all frnds………
Rana kya haal hai bhai tere aaj kal dikhta nahi kaha busy hai bhai
admin bhai kese ho ,wese ap ko kya nai dkh rha rana bhai ka he he.rana bhai roj dkhaya karo. admin bhai ko apna he he he ha ha hu hu.(pls dnt mne)
ha yaar Admin bhai, sahi me bahut busy hu…. but aap logo se dur nahi hu….. bahut accha laga yaar kam se kam aap es site k frnds ko yad to rakhte ho…… thanx ……. and gdnt all frnds… o.k….. tc.
Rana mene tujhe isliye yaad rakha kyunki tune vada kiya tha ki ladkiyo ke phone number dega hehehe
Santa intelligent ban gaya hahahahaha
Very nice
@KAPIL the cute girl, abe kapil tu panchhi ko kya samjha raha hai,kum se kum tere jaisa badtamij to nahi hu na jo bhai bahan k rishte ko badnaam karta.
@Admin – tu bahut gusse me lag raha hai yaar, panchhi se kyon naraj ho maaf karde use yaar,tum dono k comts kitne ache lagte hai,tumlog aapas me jhagda mat kar yaar pls
good joke he he
ADMIN ye galat baat hai…faujiyo ki g..d me ungli mat karwa yaaar wo desh ki raksha karte hain
Kapil bhai main faujiyo ki badi respect karta hun.. par pls yaar joke padte samay Dharam, Desh politics in sab se door rah ke Dimag ko khol ke dil ko band karke jokes pada karo maja aayega
@RASHI dekho kisi ki g…d me ungli karna intelligence nhi hai….dont appreciate santa
PANCHI wese me tume ek baat batana chahta hu…m serious this time..dekho koi b ladka kisi ladki se bhai sunna pasand nhi karta..iska reason hai…..kyuki ladko ki mentality kharab hoti hai aur wo ye nhi chahta ki koi ladki use bahan kahe ..fir wo uske bare me galat soche…actually ladke bhai behan ke riste ke prati bahut sensitive hote hai auer ladkiya bilkul iske ulat jisko marji bhai bol deti hain
@Kapil bro, waise tere jyadatar comts dumdar lagte hai, really impressive hote hai, aur tera pachhi ko samjhane ka tarika to pehle mujhe bura laga fir dhyan se socha to teri har baat me sachchai lagi, bt tumse ye req hai is baat ko hum yehi khatm kare jo huwa so huwa ab isko issue mat banao yaar pls
Ek APPEAL or REQUEST:
yaar tum sab admin ko itna galat mat samjho, mein nahi janta admin,sameer,babaji ko par itna janta hu jo hame khushi de sakta hai,hame hasa sakta hai wo mamuli insaan nahi ho sakta hai,kabhi kabhi wo hampar gussa v ho sakta hai ye uska haq banta hai yaar,mein kisi ka side nahi le raha hu,meine sari jindagi apni dil ki suni aur aap v wohi kare jo aapka dil kehta hai,aage aapki marzi try to understand him sply those who block in site,
Raj ji… Logo ko mere bare mein mat samjhao.. kyunki jinemin dimag aur dil hoga vo tumhare bataye bina bhi samajh jayenge.. aur jo ye soch ke bethe hai main hun hi galat to bhagwan bhi aake unko nahi samjha payega… so its better ki logo ko najar mein tum khud bure na bano…
main jaisa hun vesa hi rahna chahta hun… jisko mere mein kami lagti hai mere ko comment na kare.
aur rahi baat panchhi to mene tujhe esa kuch nahi kaha jis se tu hathe se ukhade.. aur jo tumne bola tha ki mere se chat karo pta lag jayega.. to yad rakhiyo ek baad Juban ka kala hun par dil ka saaf hun
aur tum ladkiyo ko to achhe hi vo lagte hai jo dil ke kale ho aur juban ke saaf.. Soch ke dekhiyo is baat ko dhayan se khud samajh aa jayega ki galat thha ya nahi
Aur samajh aa jaye to life mein dobara kabhi mssg na kariyo mujhko.. kyunki ye clarification tujhe universal di hai apne liye nahi… aur na hi chahta hun ki tere jaisi ladki kabhi dobara mere se baat kare.
admin jb tum w2h pe entrtnmt ke name pe mera mazak banate the tb mene use kvi dil par ni liya lekin tume bas itni si cment mardi tumhara khun jal utha na.. tb muje tume keh dena chahiye tha tum jese ladke muje kavi msg na kare…
aur dil ke saf juban ke kale logo ki juban hurt krti h hai…
aur na h me aesi insaan hu jisse tume kehna pade tere jesi ladki muje msg na kare ..ek bar khud ke dil me jhak kar h dekh lete..
aur tere jese ladke se me bat karna v ni chahungi..
byee frnds…
Panchhi madam ji aap ab is kisse ko khatam kijiye…
aur rahi baat mene bura man liya to yaad rakhna main majak karta tha par tumne bat ki mujhe hurt karne ke liye
And any way dear fir bhi manta hun ki galti meri hi hogi… gandi juban wala jitna marji sacha ho ganda hi banta hai so i m extremly sorry aur yaha ab is baat pe kabhi bahas na kijiyega
aap ka bahut bahut dhanyawaad aur rabb rakha
lov u raavan lofar,rashi,raj,rahul,sheela,jay,preet….
kapil ye tum ladko ki problem hai ki tum kisi ladki se behen nahi sun sakte aur ham ladkiya kisi ko v bhai bana deti hai bt hamare kehne se koi mera bhai to ni ban jayega..yaar tume mene bhai isiliye kaha tha ki tumhari juban tb rukne ka name hi ni le rhi thi …..aur kuchh nahi…
OR LAGAO SANTA SE SHART
wah re sante…army ki gaand me ungli kar di.?
pappu bhi teri tarah mahan banega.
Hmesa santa ki ga#D mai ungli hoti h aj santa ne kr di he he he he he mst jok h.
@dhiraj ji mai hmesa sochti hu apko koi comment kru bt smjh mai ni aya kya kru ok aj kr rhi hi dhiraj ji kese ho ap?
nice joke. g.n. frnds rahul jay lofar dhiraj kapil atankwadi raavan raaj rana arush mausam shallu pankaj wanted anuj dabangg preet panchhi sheela rashii rosy,munni, sexy bitch, divya n admin. s.weet. drmz. ……. jiska naam nahi likha use kal wish kar dunga. hehe
chalo ganimat he ki major se hi shart lagai DIVYA se nahi.kyu divya?
Lol.. Gud 1 santa
Hi Admin bhai, Dhiraj yaar, Raj bro, Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. dear all frnds good evening…….
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lofar dear bro. mai tumse ladai nahi pyar karta hun panchhi meri girlfrnd nahi sirf frnd hai raavan ko kisi ke pichhe bhagne ki jarurat nahi hai raavan ye sab only manoranjan ke liye karta hai tumhara panchhi ke saath kya relation hai iska raavan par koi iffect nahi padta hai raavan sirf pyar bantna janta hai kisi ka dil dukhana nahi or haan is maamle me pange lena achchhi baat nahi hai samjhe dear (best of luck)
@Admin bhai good night, aab to aapko mujhse koi narazgi nahi honi chahiye kyuki ye aaj mera 1st & last comments hai, aap mujhse jyada comts k vajah se hi naraz ho gaye thhe ? aur mere comments ko bina vajah bataye approved karna band kar diye thhe.
@Dhiraj yaar mai v tumko nahi bhool paunga. lekin meri ek baat yaad rakhna… kabhi kisi se itni najdikiyan mat badayo ki uske door ho jaane se tum khud he toot kar bikhar jayo…tc dhiraj yaar……
@Raj bro. aaj aap ki past story sunkar, mujhko aap par garv ho raha hai, aur hum sabhi frnds ko aapse sabak lena chahiye k aap apne bhitar k jab dher sarei burayi ko chenged kar sakate hai to humare bhitar jo kuch bhi burayi hai to hum usko kyun nahi cheng kar sakte hai.
@Rashii ji aap kaisi hai ?
@Panchhi ji aap mujhko bhool gayi kya?
@Sheela ji pale study kar lijiye aapki jawani itani jaldi finished nahi hone wali hai,
@Kajal ji mai to hamesha aapko apne ankho se laga k rakhta hun.
@Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy aap logo ko to mai bahut yaar karta hun, tabhi to dhiraj dekhkar jalta hai.
@Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Dev, Raavan, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. plzzz. yaaro tum sabhi mere dost Dhiraj ko satya na karo….
Hey frnds mai tum sabhi se pyar karta hun, Lekin Dhiraj se thoda sa kam.Kyuki wo mera 1st love hai…. hehehehe
@Dhiraj @Admin bhai @All dear frnds_______
1Request-Kabhi Udas Mat Hona.
1Advice-Jo Pal Dukh De Use Bhul Jana.
1Aarju-Khushi K Palo Ko Saja K Rakhna.
1Tamanna-Hamesha Muskurana Aur hamko hamesha yad rakna…
Take care frnds. Good Night….
he panchhi dear kaisi ho jaan tumne mujhe miss kiya so thanxx aajkal yaar charo taraf chhayi ho kya baat hai dear panchhi raavan or lofar me aapko lekar koi ladai nahi hai raavan lofar ko apna sabse pyara bhai manta hai raavan ki barbaadi or aabadi ke pichhe kisi ladies ka haath nahi hai ok dear
Jai ho santa kiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jor se bolo
Santa sabki ungli karta raheta he kabhi uski bhi gaan me ungli karega
ha ha ha ha baba ji maan gaye santa ko saala ne shart mai bhi kar diya.
Good Clever Santa !!..Hello Friendzz I'm New Here …Good Site
-*Good*- joke admin urf sameer. yaar mera joke v pablish karo €pappu aur botl€ wala
I cnt waiting.
hy rahul bhai kaise hain dear meri or lofar ki koi ladai nahi chal rahi yaar ye raavan kuchh duje kism ka hai meri roti wahi khayega jo bhukha hoga kyonki dane dane par likha hai khane wale ka naam
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hy sheela jaan aakhir aapne hamare baare me bhi soch hi liya yaar raavan aapko kab se miss kar raha hai to kab aa rahi milne ke liye ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi admin ji kaise ho ap? Gudnyte tc sd bye
hy rashi dear kaisi ho yaar aapke hote huye meri or lofar ki ladai ki afwaah kisne faila di aap apni didi ko samjhao ki raavan ko bachcho ke saath majak karne ki aadat hai ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…….wt.a joke?
Ha ha haaa… Gud joke maza agaya,. Yaar.. Gr8 job admin.. Keep it up brother.
Hello frnds kaise ho ap sb?
Arush ji thnx, ab ap kaise ho? Shallu ji kaha chupaker rakha hai hehe
Raj bindaas aapne bilkul sahi kaha main apko nhi bhul skti bcz main apne frnds ko nhi bhulti
Rahul ji kaha le ja rahe ho mujhe ghumane hehe
dhiraj ji n dev ji dekho mujhe badmash(lofer ji) tang ker rha hai hehe
kapil ji aapne to atey he dhamaka ker diya hehe jra cool Mausam ji ko b hot ker dijiye hehe
jay ji ap kaha kho gaye
raavan ji tusi kithe ho?
Wanted ji pehle ap decide ker lo mujhe di bolna hai ya mujh per line maarni hai hehe
ratan ji, anshul ji, rajesh ji, panchi ji, sheela ji, divya ji, preet ji ap sb to mujhe bhul he gaye
Aap kis rajesh ko yaad kar rahe ho mare ko ya kisi aur ko
@ admin ji ye joke read karne baad mein aapko sorry
kihta hu ku k mein kuj din pahile aapko sikaeat ki thi
k aap fatloo joke dal rhe ho pr aaj sare gile shikve dur
ho gye. Soorrrrrrrrrrrry
Hi, …. mein bhi tumhari gaand me dalna chahata hu.
Meri maa randi aur bahan Callgirl hai jisko bhi chahiye ho contact kare
Edit by Admin: Aur maa ke lode aaj ke baad tune apni yaha maa chudvayi na kisi ladki ko galat bol ke to randi bajar mein ghuma dunga sale kutte ki aulad
Nitin Bahan ke lund apni maa ki choot mein jake dal le aur apni bahan ki Bhiii.. Bahan ke lodo unski bhi gaand aur choot hai unki mein jaake dall. ghar ki baat ghar mein hi rah jayegi
Admin Bhai meri maa chod do aake
Ttumhe kese pata ki mere ghar ki sabhi lady randi hai aur vo chudvati hai, hairani mujhe is bat ki hai ki tumko ye baat pata kaisi lagi. lagta hai is site ka user meri maa aur bahan ka koi garahak hai
chalo acha par ek baat tumhe nahi pata ki main dalla hun apni biwi ka bhi
Nitin ji aapne jo b kaha kafi galat kaha, main to apko gaali b nhi de skti quki mere bhai ka name b nitin hai, u ap mujh per koi b nonveg cmt mat dijiye, nonveg cmt dena ho to joke per dijiye
Rashiii Dear m very very sorry.
Yaar fatafatti mein comment approv ho gaya tha main dhayan se dekh nahi paya…..aage se puri koshish rahegi ki is baat ka dhayan rakhu ki koi galat comment na kare khaskar kisi ladki pe
Hot boy ji main apko apki prob ka koi solu nhi de skti, solu apko kafi log de denge per keroge ap wahi jo apko sahi lgta hai, agar ap us se real me love kerte ho to use apni taraf se free chor dijiye, shyad usko khush dekhker apko b khushi ho
Pappu girlfriend ki chut pe haath rakha to gf boli-
"ye narak hai apna haath hatao"
To Pappu ne apna lund gf k haath me diya or bola-
"ye chodu b papi hai ise narak me daal do"
Admin tumne panchi ko jo jawab diya vo har muaniyon se sahi ha. Panchi agar apne aapko jyad ahinsak aur saaf-suthre samajti ha to vo yaha ke jokes ko dhayan se padhe. Aur 2th baat. Koyi bhi site ka admin apni hi site ke user ki is tarah ki partikiri ko bardash nai kar sakta Aur panchi is tarah ka mazak….. Panchi tumhe is tarah ki salah is site par aur bi bahut melengi.behtar hoga ki tum aisi nonveg sites se dur hi raho. Kyunki tum aise mazak ko bardash nai kar sakti.
Antakwadi Bhai ji aapne khoon bayan kiya hai apni baat ko panchhi ke liye.. umeed hai samajh jayegi
1st baaat..atankvadi mene nahi kaha ki me itni ahinsak or saf suthri hu…aur muje jo lgta hai me vo keh deti hu…nd 2nd baat me kya aur kitna bardast kr skti hu ye tume bata ne ki jarurat ni hai kabi aye ho w2h pe jb me vaha online ati thi????
aur ek bat tumne jo muft ka lamba chuda lecture diya hai na to me v tume muft me ek advice deti hu..jis bat ka pata na ho usme apni tang na adaya karo..
@raj meri galati sirf itni hai ki mene us par cment ki aur wo mujse naraj ho ya kuch v muje koi farq ni padta…
@raavan thanx buddy u r my best frnd….nd me ekdam fine hu jaan….tum sachi kalyug ke pyaare raavan ho…miss u..
@lofar me yahi hu aur padhai v kar rahi hu yaar…tumhari tarah farre n i bana rahi..heheh
@jay yaaar tumko kese bhul sakti hu me batao yaar?!!
aur kaha ja rahe ho yaaar??
santa iz so clevr…
hello evry1.
@Panchhi meri apsara kaha ho janejigar. Kuch padh-likh b rahi ho k poora din farre hi bana rahi ho.
@Yar is site pe log apni prblms lane lage hai abi us hot boy ki solve nahi hui aur ye hot bitch aa gayi.
@Admin bhai tumko site ka naam chng karke love affairs consultency kar dena chahiye
jayda nonveg nahi tha pr bahut majeder tha nice admin bro
Santa to gandu nikla shrt ke liye major ki gand me ungli dal di vah santa vah
@Admin bhai bimar ho ya cricket dekh rahe ho cmnts pichle 4 ghante se 4 hi dikh rahe hai
gdn8 amdin bhai,preet,panchi,rashi,sheela,rosy,divya,anjali,kajal,sweta,lofar,rana,wanted,mausam,kapil,jay,dev,anshul,dheraj,ratan,raj bndas,ravan,atankwadi,shallu,ratan n all frnds.
@Preet janu lve u yar.
@jay bro – y r u leaving us, ab ye naa samajhiyo tune mera tarif kiya hai to me tujhe rukunga, jana hai to jaa par apne best frnd dhiraj ko v chhod jayega,aisa mat kar yaar!
@Atankwadi – apni advise apni gand me daal le,tu koun hota hai panchhi ko advise denewala,admin keh sakta hai ye uska site hai, ye panchhi ko decide karne do,aur usne aisa galat kya bola
@Nitin – tu naya hai kya aur tere comt approve kaise ho gaye,shayad teri pehli galti hai, isliye kuch nahi bol raha hu, aage se dhyan rakhiye kisi users, khaskar achhi girls k bare me vulgar comt nahi dijiyega,aapse req hai, "apka frnd agar banane chahe to otherwise……."
@sheeeeeeelaaaaa….., dear m fiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee:).tc.tc.tc.
@Jay, plzzzzz itna serious mat bano..masti karna sikho…yaar tumhare bus najdik hi to aya takkar to nahi mari naa…m mentally nd emotionally strong dear…toot k kabhi nahi bikhar sakta…bus thoda dil lagane ka maja le leta hoon:)..mast raho na yaar..
@rashii di, lofarmall khali masti kartein hain ghabraie mat.haha______________@daksh,wanted,dev,shallu nd bache hue doston be hotty n b notty dont b serious..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..mera jay mahan!! yaar jay at least ek saath 2cmnt kar diya karo admin kucch nahi karenge..mast raho.tc..mere cmnt enjoy karo thats it..tc.
@RAAVAN,..mast ho yaar tum jay k cmnts ki photostates nikal rahe ho..so funny:)._____________@hi! choduatankwadi nd chodu lofarmall..ha ha ha..
@Ravan mere bhai mere dost yar mai b ye sab manoranjan k liye hi karta hu aur is site ki janta sun le k lofar aur ravan panchhi k naam pe ek doosre ki tang kheechte hai bus ama ye to dosto ki mohabbat hai ladai thode hi hai bus hamara tareeka kuch alag hai kyu Ravan bhai.
@Panchhi dear dost hum tere piche bhööt ya tantarik nahi bane hai dear balki jo b ab tak bane hai bus maja manoranjan karne k liye bane hai.
@Raj bhai jaankar ati prasannta hui k aapne MBA kiya hai CAT ki prep kr rahe wo b grt hai yar.
@Atankwadi apni mi$$ile wapas le lo mujhe nahi chaiye aur yar tumara real name kya hai kya karte ho kaha k ho
oye nitin tunae rashii ke liye aisa kyun bola bae limit mai reh ke bol samjha kuch likhne se pehle soch liya kar kisi ko bura na lage specially for girls
santa ne to Major ke wat laga de yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
great santa!!
hello everyone!!
hyeeeeeeeeee frnnnddsssssssss……
thnx jay 4 miss me dear….
i miss u too..
HI WILL U FRIENDSHIP WITH ME?
major ki to sirf gaand me ungli di baki ki to 50000 se gaand maar li.HAHAHAHAHAHA
santa is the hero
santa naughty boy
MASTTTTTTTTT HAI YAAR
Gand fat ki mejor sb or main high court ka judge hun ki bhi very nice
bade mast non-veg jokes hain website par…….
kasam khuda ki maza aa gay padh kar…
ye joke pahile bhi post kiya hai admin I think (aap ko bhi chutti chahiye) ke naam se !!
ye vo purana hi joke hai dear…
Admin yaar is joke ke purane cmnt padkar rashii ki yaad taja ho gayi na jane kaha hogi ab to wo site pe kabhi b nahi aati
aati hai joke pad ke chali jati hai
ek tir se do shikar
kamaal ka banda hai ye santa