Santa Ki Suhagrat Ki Lambi Inning

Santa Ki Shadi Hui Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Waale Kamre Se Bahar Nikla, To Usske Baap Ne Us Se Pucha

Baap: “Beta, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi Inning Khel Kar Aaya Hai?

Santa: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniya, Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kon Rakh Kar Aaya Tha

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Snta Suhgrat K 2 Din Bad Room Se Bahar Aya To Bap Ne Pucha: Itna Lamba? Snta: Bhenchod Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kisne Rakhi Thhi

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  40 Comments

      1. Rajesh(p.o) says:

        Hi divya i am rajesh, p.o in canara bank and new on this site. I think u r so frank. Mujhse dosti karogi fayde me rahogi. Bye t c

  1. wild says:

    kash shabnam ki sath suhagrat manate waqt aisa ho jaye mere sath lage raho chut maarne main maja aa jayega hu hu ha ha

  2. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    kapil dev.,,,,
    sex krne k lye milna bhi padhta hai………
    sirf hawa me baat krne se kuch nahi hota…….
    aur plzzz…,,fevicol nhi.,,,co*d*m laga k s_x krna…..

    1. wild says:

      aaliya tere sath main fevicol nahi darling choclate laga kar karunga dont worry i know darling u like choclate very much suhagrat par diamond neckless ki jagah choclate neckless lekar aaunga darling dont worry

  3. ballu bihari says:

    santa bhi kam nahi hai, use suhagraat main tel aur fevicol sab ek jaise hi lagta hai. agar taarkol hota to road bana kar hi nikalta.

  4. shabmam says:

    Wild, tu mere saath suhagrat manane se pehle shishi zaroor dekh lena main fevicol ki jagah acid rakh deti hun, tumhare jaise logon ke liye.

    1. wild says:

      matlab tu pahle kai baar suhagraat mana chuki hai ha ha ha ha kher tere liye main kuch bhi karunga tu acid kya time bomb laga dena darling tere liye wo bhi kurbaan bus tere sath ek baar mil jaye suhagrat manane ko to fir jindgi bhar bina sex ke bhi rah sakta hu by god shabnam

    2. Bady100 says:

      He shabnam agar wild tujhe acid lagake chodega to tere hol ka halwa ho jayega-

      'Shabnam k hit me jari'

  5. jani says:

    Tel iki zaroorat hi kiya larki ka lubrication hi kafi hota hai gar pehle kuch piyar waghera kar liya jaay

  6. kapil dev as a shari says:

    CHOCOBABO ok,chalo tume condom pasand hai to me condom hi use kar lunga,wo b chocolate flavored,next week me Chattisgarh aa rha hu,be ready

  7. Pratap Singh says:

    Abe Salo Jab S_x Karte Hai To Sab Bhool Jate Hai Fir Chahe ACID Hi Kyu Na Use Karna Pade Lekin S_X To Karenge Tum Sab Santa Ki Problem Nahi Samajh Sakte Wo To Bechara Vaise Bhi Adha Hai Lekin Santa Ke Liye Ek Shayari Yaad A Gayi DAD Chahunga…………… "ADMIN" Khas Kar Ke Teri………..Arz Hai—ME ALFAJ HU TERI HAR BAT SAMAJHTA HU,ME EHSAS HU TERE JAZBAT SAMAJHTA HU,KAB PUCHA TUJHSE KE KYU TU DUR HAI"PRATAP",ME INSAN HU TERE HALAT SAMAJHTA HU….KYA BAAT HAI MAZA A GAYA.

  8. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiiii piyush.,,,mai ab sudhri hui bacchi ban rhi hu…..

    evry boy who commnted on me.,,,unsabko bass mera pyaara sa Hiii.,,Hello.,,missu all my frndzzz……….

    1. Prashantagrippen says:

      Me apni nayi dulhan patni ko kaise propose karunga. Uski vagina kaise dekhunga. Uski vagina me kaise chodunga.

  9. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    I am very happy to see such bold girls like divya,aaliya,rajni. Too good yar. Ab aayega asli maza. Specialy my dear bihari bhaiyo lage raho. Iss site ko tum hi log to char chand lagaye hue ho. I am coming soon.

  10. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Rajni tumhai tarah meri ek frnd hai jiska naam bhi rajni hai aur wo meri tarah canra bank me p.o hai. Admin ko maro goli mai tumhe mast joke bhejunga ek bar ph no. To do. Ek shairi arj hai only 4 u, "tum ho itni khubsurat ki baharein bhi tumse sharminda hai, kabhi bhool se kabristan mat chali jana warna murde bhi kahenge hum abhi zinda hai" kaisa laga.

    1. admin says:

      Beta Rajesh, Admin ko goli marna itna asan nahi hai aur na hi admin marne wala hai ek goli se.. Nahi yakin to try kar lena kabhi.

  11. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Admin bhai i also want to submit some great & funny jokes on this site. How can i? Help & guide me.

  12. rahul sharma says:

    chutiya sala maa ka loda joke to mast hai yar admin btao tum ye jokes laate kha se ho