Santa Ko Fansi Ki Saza Ho Gayi, Par Kyu?
Views: 32,539 - Posted on 29 Jun 2012
"Santa Ulti Sidhi Harkate Karta Rahta Hai, Par Is Bar Usne Aisa Kya Kiya Ki Usko Fansi Ki Saza Ho Gayi?"
Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu?
Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua?
Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha
“Jab Uski Maan Chudi“
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Sahi to kaha tha
gud noon dear friendzzz…whats going on??
“No poision can kill a positive thinker”
&
“No medicine can cure a negative thinker”
Hmmmm…Sach bolne ki saza….!!!
:o to galat kya kaha santa ne hehehehehhehehehe
hehehehe….sahi ans tha :P
hi priya. tume to bahot experience lagta he en sab bato me. just kiding. how r u this is kp. can v talk online.
Arz kiya hai . .
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Aankhon mein nami thi..
aur vitamin ki kami thi..
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Wah Wah..
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Jis se raat bhar Chatting ki woh grl friend ki mummy thi… ;( ;(
Wah Wah :p
Jale pr namak chidak rahi ho na..!!! :X
haan :p
Admin Bro….Aapne apna promise tod diya aaj…..
Konsa Promise :o
Kabhi-2 Zindagi Me ye Tay Karna Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Ki
Galat Kya Hai
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Wo JHOOTH
Jo Chehre Par Muskaan Laye
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Ya Wo SACH
Jo Aankho Me Aansu Le Aaye…
pyaaz jo kaatte samay chehre pe aansu laye woh sach hai..
jab koi mehman ghr pe aa jae to aap muskura k uska swagat kre bhale hi uske pehle biwi ka tamacha kyun na khya ho…jo jhoot hai!!
hehehe..ryt dear..
hahaha!!
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GOOD EVENING Baby….Hows Going?
good evening!!…prince Dear!! jab mujhe iski jarurat thi tab ..to woh mere liye sapna tha..haha…thanks to internet ..warna selfish log humesha tayaar hai dusro ki khushiyuon pe daka dalne k liye…kaash bachpan se mein ek sacchi duniya me jeeta..jo sach thi..lekin mere liye bilkul jhoothi thi…janha sirf straights love ko jada parosa jata tha…jo mein samajh nhi pata tha…mujhe pata to tha mom dad kya hote hain…hero heroin kya hote hain..shadiyaan kya hoti hain…par kya woh meri duniya k liye bani hai ki nhi…isko lekar mein pareshaan nhi hua…aur na hona chahta tha…lekin ab mein sacchi duniya mein jee raha hoon..par itna aasan nhi tha use sach banana…bus ek sach ki talaash baki hai…!!
mujhe jay ne kaafi help ki thi..warna jhoot hi mera sach ho jana tha…!!
jay tumhari jay ho…jisne bina swarth k mujhse baate ki mujhe pyaar diya ..jo thoda dara bhi magar meri dosti k liye bahut kucch sha…sorry jay..mujhse glti hui..par mein kya krun..kbhi kbhi tumse naaraaj ho jata hoon tumhra aur pyaar paane k liye :(
sometimes….main sahut der tak sohcta hoo jo tum likhte ho….kuchh samjh aata hai, kuchh nahi…lekin jo samjh aata hai…wo kafi majedar but jindagi ki kaduvi haqiqat hota hai….apne pe bharosa rakho baby..if you believe in god…all will be fine…tc…
@prince**, tumne iss baare sochne k liye waqt diya..mujhe bahut accha laga…iss baat ne mere hoto pe karib 30min k smile chhod di,..prince aur iss baat ne mere dil se tumhare liye kafi duaen de di…prince jindagi ka faisla insaan ki aakhri saans tak hota hai…isliye jo hua so hua..lekin…isliye live like prince* keep patience(Dhiraj)…tab tumhare dil k mandir mein satisfaction ka Deepak* jalega…aur tum khoge jay* ho Dhiraj*
:)
prince really u r soo nice…Dear GOOD NIGHT N SWEET ||))rea||\\//||ss**
take care!!
Suna hua hai..! :-(
@prince jee aapki shayri bahot mst thi..!
gud evng guys..!
Naughty Fact -
25 useless things in a Man’s body : 20 Nails you can’t hammer. 2 Tits you can’t milk. 1 Cock that doesn’t crow and 2 balls you can’t Throw !! :D
Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye…
Waiter- Kya loge.?
Ladki- Sabziyoo waali roti..
Waiter- What.??
Ladka- Bhosdi ke..!Gaon ki hai ,
PIZZA maang rahi hai.!!!=)) :P
Dost wo nhi
Jo Aap ke kaam aaye, dost wo hai
Jo apki T-Shirt Maang kr Le Jaye
0r kabi wapis
Na de..
Dost wo nhi Jo
apko Treet de..
Dost wo hai Jo
Aap ke Ghar aaye
0r khe”aj kya Paka hai
Jo bhi hai Jaldi Se Le aa”..
Dost wo nhi Jo Phone kr ke
milne aaye..
Dost wo Jo Ghar ke Samne aake
Msg kare “kamine bahar aa”..
Dost wo nhi Jo
Janaze me aaye..
Dost wo hai Jo
Kabar Pe T-Shirt Le k aae 0r kahe
“Le nhi Chahiye Tera Ehsaan
chal
Uth Or meri
Dosti wapis kr..!
:-( :-(
Love u frndz…
so heart touching lines!!
@Nitesh bro.. Aapne sahi kaha ke
Ye hoti hai asal dosti:
keeee Ek dost ne apne dost ko adhi raat
ko phone kia or bola,
“yaar mai ro raha hu”
dost ne kaha….
Gand mara….!
mai so raha hu:-)
Hyt of insult…
Bf to Gf :
jaan tum kal mere sapne main
aayi thi you were lookng very cute :)
Gf. Khush hokar, hmm ? sach-much
Bf.. Haa baba such much.
Gf .. Sapne main ham dono kya kar rahe the ?
Bf.. I was eating Cadbury Milk !
Main akele hi kha raha tha or tum
bhookhe bhikhari ke andaz main keh
rahi thi ke plz… Beshak Chocolate naa dena but
wrappar to de dena
chatne k liye.. :p :D
Gandhiji ke 1 rishtedar par khoon ka Ilzam laga.
Rishtedar ne Gandhiji se request ki ke main begunah hu, mujhe bacha lo.
Gandhiji ne muqadma lada oruse bacha liya.
Woh bahot shukrguzar hue aur ek sawal kiya,
“Aaj to aap hain jo bacha liya, kal jab aap nai honge to hamare begunah bachon ko kaun bachayega?”
Gandhiji ne bahot khubsurat jawab dia:
“NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO!”=D
FOR GIRLS:
U all are very intelligent & sincere..!
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FOR BOYZ
uppar wala joke kaisa laga?
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FOR BOYS:
U all are very intelligent & sincere..!
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FOR GIRLS
uppar wala joke kaisa laga?
♥ ♥
hehehe…vry gud joke..
nice!! nice hai!!
dhiraj jee mujhe aapki kal ki baat wo smthng vatsayan type jo thi…. wo mujhe smjh me hi nahi aayi ki aap usse kahna kya chahte hai..!
Aap zara use xplain krenge..!
@nitesh,..tum jo sex ki kadahi mein tadka lagate ho..woh mere yanha tak chhitakta hai..hahahaha!!…tumhari sex ki jalebi acchi tarh bana lete ho…jo calorie reduce krti hai..aur sugar free hoti hai..haha…!!..but tumhara talent kafi accha hai…!!shyad tumhare dost ka ya dost ki kisi dost ka jise www kaha jata ho…:)..by the way jo tum paroste ho ekdum standard hota..!!so dont worry curry on… tadke wali!! :)
Hum jale to chirag
samaj baithe…
mehke to sab gulab
samaj baithe…
lafzo me kisine mere
dard na dekha…
shayari padhi or
shayar samaj baithe…
bohot accha likha h…
nice!!
Hello Dear, Kaise h aap..?
UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:”Do u hv a bf?”
SHE:”Yes! Who r u?”
HE:”Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!”
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE”Do u hv a bf?”
SHE-”Oh no no! Who r u?”
HE-”I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!”
SHE-”Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!”
HE-”Tera bhai hi hu kamini….Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!”:P
Nitesh bhai aap to site k hero no. 1 ho.
Gud eve. Alok bro.
How’s your day,,,?
@nitesh ji…lovely jokes..mazaa aa gya.
Girl: jaan muje Aise PURPOSE Kro jase Aaj Tk Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.
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BOY:Kamini, I LOVE U , Mujhse Shadi Karke Muje Tabah Kar De Kambakht…Meri Zindgi ujad de…
@Navya ji,kaha ho?
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@varsha hii,kaha busy rhti ho?
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@del ji
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@deepak ji
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@prince ji
hello..good evening *
Good evening…PRIYA JI…
India me 1st Time
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Ab Aap NVJ Pe 3G COMMENT Dekhiye…!
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Wo Bhi Bilkul Free.
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” GGG ”
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Dekha 3G comment Ab Kal 3D Dekhaungi. :P :D
hehehe…vry gud..
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Ye toh hui 3G ki baat, apko pata h 4G sb se pahle kis bande ne use kiya….????
No.kisne kiya tha?
Priya G aapne hme G dikhaya .hme apki GGG bahut achhi lgi. Kl v kuchh jarur dikhana. Thanx
very very funny
Yaadoon Main Basa Rakha Hai Tujhy Is Qadar
Koi WaQt Bhi Pooche,Tera Naam Bata Dete
Hain………!!!
priya ji …i was in birthday party….simple ..cake wali…..
Hmm aur apko kaisi chahiye?
Tujhe bhulne me mujhe kuchh waqt lagega…..,
Aur VO hi kuchh waqt Zindagi h meri..
Grt lines…class one..
main to dushmano ko marne k baad bhi nhi chhodne wala to dosto ko aise hi chhod doon!!..
:)
Dhiraj dear, ap ko sirf dost banana ata h..
kisi ko dushman bana pana ap k bas ki baat nh h…
nitesh gud cmts….
nilesh to soo gya hoga…..
prince ji kya lknw mein abhi bhi mujare hote h …..wahan…jublee girls college bhi h na……??
deepak…..bhai…k baat hogi….aaj ghnaa mzaa aa gya mahrtai bhi……tadkei milange …..ram ram
prity ji humein bhi yaad kar liya karo….
jay aaj to holiday tha fir bhi zyada cmts nahi aaye tumhare.??
sonam and mosam gi wheeere r u babes…
rashi ji aap bhi cmts kara kro…..
wanted bro tum aye the fir gayab ho gye…??? y??
admin kal fir top ten jokes of the week post karega kya…???
o ho..!!! Grt…. Bro, ap toh bht acchi marwadi(Rajsthani) bolte ho…wese main mewad k area se hu..n..yaha mewari language chalti h….
deepak …tumne mujhe punjabi and haryanvi likhte dekha h ….
tamil bhi sun lo : epadi erukerar…..
kanaad bhi : meru elaa unnaru……naku neerdu kawali
dogri bhi : mee karudia…..
itni language to aati h …..abhi gadwali seekh raha hun…..
i m haryanvi jaat…..but studied in punjab….worked in other states hence i know many languages…..my grany was near rajasthan…
bau saras…maja aavi gai tamara thi mali ne…
abhi soya nhi hun. Del bro.
Hum apna favrte film WWE dekh rhe hai..
WWE humara bachpan se hi favrte rha hai. Aur aj bhi hai.
Hum jb b rest lete hai to wwe dekhe bina chain nhi aata.
Agar apko b dekhna hai. To ap b dekh lijiye..
http://www.m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=-7UBSackznA
haan be hehehe main to bhul hi gaya tha :p thanks yad karvane ke liye
prince gud shers posted by u
Muqqadar Me Nhi Hai ‘Neend’ To Kya Hua,
Mout To Aani Hai Ek Din Jee Bhar K So Lein Ge..
Meri Aankhon Ko Padhne Ka Hunar Seekh…
Har Baat Mere Yaar Batane Ki Nahi Hoti….
main kisi bhi ladke ki aankhein padd sakta..specialy straight boys!!
what i can read in their eyes!!
1.love
2.sex
3.desire
4.sensitvity
5.ambitious
6.proudness
7.greedyness
8.criminal hai ya nhi
9.intelligency
10.talent
11.politness
and many more things!!..yeh bhi kitna sex krta hai ya nhi..sirf aankhein dekh kr :o
very talented
All Boys Thinks dat dey are
stronger then girls.
But Oh! Please,
Can you cook, clean and
talk on the phone at the
same time?
Can you walk all day in 5
inch heels?
Can you cry all night then
wake up the next morning,
like nothing had happened
to yuh?
Remember Guys, Gals are
only helpless, until their nail
polish get dries… =)
koi h?????
yup bro!!!:)
aby where ru from…..
hum hai..
Boliye kya bat hai..??
oh aap parabhu….soye nahi……
hey I am from maharashtra?! n u?
just check recent cmts ….i m from chandigarh
hmmmm I C!! so ur doing job or study?
deepak bhai k baar hogi bhaaj gya k? ebbe to mood bna tha baat karan ka……koe chori pasand c k? …..
@Deepak lovely,..m fine..mujhe GOOD NIGHT kh do ab aur jeea nahi jata mujhse..marna chahta hoon..sirf 8hrs k liye..kal fir milunga hahaha!!
:) :)
Nightpur se Morning pur tk jane wali nindiya Xpress platform bistar pe khari he
Dear Dhiraj, se nivedan he k Kripya apne hasin Sapno ka blanket lekar so jaye…
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Good night :D
oh my god !!.sooo lovely cmnt!!Deepak..hahahahahah hansi nhi ruk rahi…so nice!!…aisa comnt…tumhe abhi tak yaad hai..hahahhah!!…so lovely!!…isko mein jarur note karunga apni diary mein…ab kal miltein .hain..last cmnt of night!! dear takear
:)
ok boys ….gud night….kal subah 7:00 am par milunga……bye
Aur girls ko?
gd n9t frndz.*
sweet dreamz.
And
tc.
gd mrng frndz*
u hv a nice day..
gm bro…..
GoOöd
MOrnINg
FRieNDs
Goodmorning friends
Jis kisi ko bhi ye joke nahi dikh raha hai…
please ye link pe click karen….
http://nonvegjokes.com/little-johnny-and-vibrator-2600.html
hahahahaha nice joke
accaha hi