Santa, Naukar, Biwi Aur Qatal
Posted on 12 Aug 2009
Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri”
Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai”
Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”
Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo”
Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De”
After Killing
Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?”
Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja”
Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi”Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si“
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thagda hai boss
Oye paaji tussi cha gaye.b
great joke
whatt a wrong no g maza aa gaya full on
Kya wrong number laga hai.
aise wrong number se bacho
oh wat a joke