Santa Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya

Views: 85,000 - Posted on 26 Mar 2014

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Comments to "Santa Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya"

41 Responses to "Santa Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya"

  1. divya says:

    hai na paagal ladki

  2. Heartbeat says:

    Divya yaar ladki pagal nahi siyani hai wo report is liye likhwa rahi hai kiyo ki santa ne bilkul waisa nahi kiya jaise ladki bol rahi thi

  3. C.J = Choot Jockey says:

    Good one

  4. C.J = Choot Jockey says:

    Hey admin mai mere comment post karta hu par woh ate nahi ur comment waiting moderation ata hai kya problem hai

  5. C.J = Choot Jockey says:

    Ur comment is waiting moderating matlab kya reply me plzzz

  6. prince says:

    mast joke hai

  7. prince says:

    santa tu mujh se tution le le phir tujhe koi prob nahi hogi

  8. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    aisa krti bachhe paida kr ke hee police ke paas jati

    aur kehti ki main try kr rahi thee ki santa me dum hai ki nahi

    jo mujhe maa bana sake !

    @ hi frnd kaise ho aap sb ?

    @ hi divya aap mujhse baat kyu nahi krte ho ?

    @ hi admin bhai namskaar, koi sayri wala nonvej line daliye na !

    @ admin bhai wo sexy rina with big boobs ka kya huaa ? aaj kl kahi dikhati nahi !

    @ cobra bhai aap apne andr zehar ko jaldi banaooo Q K garmi ka samy aa chuka hai !

    @ panchhi g aap zara mere se v baat kr liya karo g , main koi gair thore hee hu !

    @ savita bhavi aap mere bhaiyaa ko raat raat vr kyu paresan krti ho ?

    @

  9. viru says:

    ladki ko police puchha-

    Rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?

    Ladki-sir, laddu agar zabardasti se b khilaya jaye lagta to meetha hi hai na, baar baar khane ko dil karta hai.

    ek kala(black) ladka train me chai bech raha tha.

    Door khadi Khubsurat ladki ko dekh kar bola-

    "bholi si surat,

    aankho me masti,

    door khadi sharmaye,

    haay… haay… haay… haay"

    Ladki boli-

    "kali si surat,

    haath me kitli,

    jor jor se chillaye,

    chaay.. chaay.. chaay.. chaay"

    Frnds, ab batao woh ladka aur ladki kon hai?

    @Cobra, bole to colourful bra… Ok

    Cololurful panty ko kya bolenge?

    @Pyare Mohan, u r an engish teacher than pls. translet this sentance in pure hindi.

    "pls, will u drop me at my home"

    @Mausam, kya bat hai dost aaj bade mood me lagte ho? Keep it up.

    @Matrix, as a frnd i tel u,

    If u hv any problem, bindas tel me, I wil help u,

    If u hv no problen also tel me, I wil creat 4 u.

    Akhir dost hote hai kis liye bhai? Just jokeing.

    @Panchhi, te BBA karyu 6?

    BBA bole to

    Boyfrnd ni Bike per Ash,

    Boyfrnd ni Baho ma Aaram,

    @Savita, aapne jinki shadi ho gai use to suggest kiya k woh apni apni dulhan ko pyar kare, ok ok

    But, woh kya kare jo kuware baithe hai.

    Jarur batana.

    @Heartbeat, @Kapil the cute boy, @Rashii, @Divya

    Kaise ho dost? I hope u all r fine.

  10. Samir says:

    Nice joke,,,,,,

  11. Ashish mahto says:

    Larki chudakar hogi. (Santa fass gaya re)

  12. Harsh says:

    Viru kunwaron ka apna hath jagannath

  13. angel says:

    abe gadho ek joke pe itna comment post karne se zyada aur achhe achhe jokes pado na

  14. Bad Boy says:

    Very inteligent girl.

  15. Cobra says:

    nice one. thank sameeeeeeeeer jeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  16. sudhir says:

    Purana joke hai…maza nahi aaya..

  17. Donna says:

    intelligent girl and foolish Santa ……..

    what a deadly combination

  18. jaggu says:

    nice girl choot ki choot marvai bad me claim bhi kar di

  19. Harsh says:

    sali ladki ki chut itni tight hoti hai ki saal lung ghusta hi nahi hai..kal hi try kara tha maine…aakhir unsuccessful raha..lekin garam bhi bahut hoti hai..ahhhhhhhh

  20. Silvester says:

    Pagal chori manne bula leti

  21. Jahnavi says:

    ise kahte hain ladki ka asli roop

  22. abhishek says:

    Santa kya chutya admi tha kya.