Santa Pe Joke Kyu Bante Hai?
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"Aap Log Hamesha Sochte Honge Ki Santa Pe Hi Joke Kyu Bante Hai? Pade Ye Joke Aur Janiye Ki Aakhir Kya Wajah Hai Iske Piche."
Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola
Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”
Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”
Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Chutiya, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha Sakte The”
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एक बार संता और पप्पू पार्क में बेठे थे, पप्पू के दिमाग में ना जाने क्या आया और वो संता से बोला
पप्पू: "पापा, अगर आपको रास्ते में जाते हुए 1000 रुपये और 500 रुपये के नोट पड़े मिले तो आप कौन सा नोट उठाओगे?"
संता: "अबे हद है, 1000 रुपये वाला ही उठाऊंगा"
पप्पू गुस्से से: "पापा आप तो हो ही चुतिया, इसीलिए लोग आप पर जोके मारते हैं, आप दोनों भी तो उठा सकते थे"
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NICE JOKE!!
hehehehehe ……… but its not nonveg!!!!!
|||Yeh chandni bhi jin ko choote huye darti
hai,
Duniya inhi phoolon ko pairon se masalti
hai,||||
Shohrat ki bulandi bhi pal bhar ka tamasha
hai,
Jiss daal pe bethe ho woh toot bhi sakti hai,
*Lohaan mein chingaari jese koi rakh jaye,
Yu’n yaad teri shab bhar seene mein
sulagti hai,*
<<<>>>>
:’(…Aansu kabhi palkon per ta-dair nahin rukte,
Urr jate hain yeh panchi jab shaakh lachakti
hai,——-
Khush rang parindon ke laut aaney ke din
aye,
Bichrre huye milte hain jab baraf pighalti
hai……….
Aby kya baat hai aajkal shayri per bada jor hai 1 kam ker artikal likhna shuru kar de
good evning!!! are koi baat nahi hai lalit ji bus aise hi………. aur kaise ho aap??
Bahut acche….. Aman continue this type of work
good joke…..
Good joke
Hello friends kahan hain sabhi
Admin mujhe 1 photo dalni hai idhar kya karun
dhiraj dear ,deepak bro , del ji, priya ji! !! kaha ho???? sab
1 dum mast tumhare yahan patangbaji ho rahi hai kya
?????
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:roll: *HAPPY :idea: *JANMASHTMI* :roll:
same 2 u….
Wah kya image banayi h
tu to pura painter ho gaya be hehehehe
And tere ko bhi very very very very happy janmasthami !!!
Tanhayi Ke Aatishdaan Mein
Mein Lakri Ki Tarah Jalta Tha
Tere Saath Tere Hamraahi
Mere Saath Mera Rasta Tha!…….
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Dard mei koi Mausam pyara nahi hota
Dil ho pyasa to pani se guzara nahi hota ,
koi dekho to zra meri ye bebasi faraz …,
Hum sbhi k ho jaty hain koi hmara nahi
hota
Means kite fight
are patang baji! hmmm roj sham ko hamare bulding ke roof par hoti hai mai to hr roz 3-5 page leker 2-3 patang to kaat hi Leta hu!!! ;)……
hi yaar….
kaise ho saare??
Hi dear friends goodevening.and ……JAI SHREE KRISHNA……..what’s going on?
Hi priety ji! !! same to u……
@ jay,.. tumne mujhe mere swaal ka jawaab de diya..ab aur koi shikayat nhi tumse ..haan aur tum jo bhi mujhe dedicate krte ho woh mujhe pasand aata hai…apna khayal rkhna..smjhe!!
@Deepak,..tum mujhe jo unconditional love dete ho ..uske liye tumhra mein humesha thankfull rahunga :)
@aby,..abhi tum baby ho :lol:
tc!!
jay, apne dil ki batti beshak bujha dena par mere naam ka bulb kbhi mat hatana!! :)
Deepak tum bhi kya joke banate ho :) nano hahaha!!
nahi Mai bacha nahi hu bhuhuhuhu
hmm ..2 days phle to ye mastjokes pe tha,aaj NVJ pe
u r right!!
M f9 aby n u kaise ho it is raining in my city
M fine prity ji!!!! :) hamare yaha ho raha hai but not too hard!!! AP konsi city se ho?
M frm aligarh
hmmm!! utter pradesh wale ho!!!
w2h p aao
m there
W2h kya hai.
W2h ? ? ?
Nic
Are kahan hain sabhi
for u dhiraj
Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfoor maante h
Hum doston mein tumhen aziz maante h
Teri dosti k saaye mein zinda h
Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante
h….
Goodnight friends
ek gali ki wajah se ise nonveg joke kahe kya????
Hello friends goodnight
krishna ki rah pe chalte chalo
2 3 gopiya patate chalo
JAY shree krishna
hehehehe
happy janmasthmi dosto :lol:
jai shree Krishna
nilesh tum kahan ho aaj kal?
lalit ji …..admin se panga ho gya …..aapka……
admin salle maaf kar de lalit ko ab to…..
prity ji aligarh mein janmastmi manate h kya?
priya ji aap ne pucha nahi mere mba k papers kaise hue…..
deepak aaj mandir zaroor jana….
samose bhai tum to padai karte lagte nahi…khub chaye hue ho ….
DEl ji kyu ki mujhe pata hai aapke papers ache hi hue honge :)
What Is Easy
And What Is Difficult In Life??
Easy To Judge The Mistake Of Others .!
Difficult Is To Recognise And Accept Our Own MISTAKES..Gud Mrg..
admin bhai aaj ke joke ka kya hua??