Santa Pregnant Ho Gaya
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Gud evng frnds
Abeeeee hahahahah santa sala pregnant ho gya !! Hahaha ab to preeto santa ko khub maregi kutte ke pet me kiska bacha hai ….
Santa k pet mai preeto ka paap h
Nhi nhi santa ke pet me preeto ka bacha nhi ho skta kyuki pta hai n wo santa k bal khinchti hai…i think uske pet me banta ka bacha hoga
Panchhi tum sach kah rahi ho santa k pet me Banta ka hi baccha hoga kyuki……..
Banta ki BV Ka Birthday thha aur Santa uske ghar gaya aur
Sant ne Banta ki BV se Bolo: "Bhabhi ji Aapko Kya Gift Chahiye?”
Banta ki BV ne Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli:
“Dewar ji, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Na Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku”
Santa Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gaand Mar Le“
Tabhi shayad Banta ne mouka ka fyada uthaya hoga……..hehehehe
HI Prachi how are you
Hy psyco kaise ho tm aur tmari psycology ? Helllooooooo frndsss !!! KaIse hO sB ? Hy ravaan jaaanuuu….
Kabhi hume b puch liya kar ki kaisi hai meri bakootri
Oye kyu yar tu mera frnd ni hai kya ! Achha chhod alag se puch leti hu kaise ho aur kesa chal rha hai tmhara khana -pani ?
Mera Khana paani kesa achha hoga jab tumne mera daana paani lena band kar diya..
pahle udd ke aa jaya karti thhi hamar chatt pe.. ab na tu jawab deti hai hume dil se likhe khatt mein
intejar hai tera dil se ki tu aayegi ek din.. aaja dil mein bass ja fatt se
hehe i know shayari achhi nahi hai par esa hi hai
Yar mene tera dana pani kb liya aur me teri chatt pe kyu aau jb tu hmesha mere pankh nochne ke h sapne dekhta rehte ho aur yar hehe ab to shayri likhne k bad wala dialogue change kr bahot purana ho gya….hehe
Nahi karunga nahi karunha. Aur juth na bol mene kab tere pankh nochne ke sapne dekhe :( main to hamesha teri care krta thha. Akhir tu duniya ki last kabootri hai jo bol sakti hai.
Oye to mat kr kue me ja aur me juth ni bol rai tu ek chhote si panchhi ko dhamkiya deta tha kabutri jyada farfar mat kr tere pankh noch lunga ..ab to me birds ki court me jaugi aur tumhare par case krungi….vaise to tu v duniya ka akhri kauva h hai jo bol sakta aur ek nvg joke ki site chalata hai…hehehe aur kauva hoke insani ladkiYA patata hai…heheheh
Bird Court <img src="http://www.way2heart.com/online-chat/data/public/themes/default/smileys/wtf.gif" alt="Oye" /> Yaar ese na kar… mujhe saja ho gayi to joke kon dalega
aur vese bhi tu juth bol rahi hai, Aajkal ki ladkiya aur panchiyo ke PANKH (Salwar Suit) kam hote hai.. vo jeans pahnti hai hehehe jinko nochna mushkil kam hota hai.. khas kar jab belt ho.. isliye tera iljaam jutha hai.
Aur duniya ko sach bata de ki main kauvwa teri wajah se bana thha. kyunki tune kaha tha ki mujhe ek pura black kauwa jo dil ke white ho chahiye.. to mujhe ban na pada <img src="http://www.way2heart.com/online-chat/data/public/themes/default/smileys/sad.gif" alt="Bhooo Hoo Hoo" />
Aashiq log na jane kya kya karte hai aur ladkiya fir bhi bolti hai ki hamare liye kuch b nahi kiya
@ Admin bhai n all lovely frnds gud pm….
do you know the meaning of,
A B C D E F G
A Bou Can Do Everything For Girl.
reverse the meaning of,
G F E D C B A
Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches new Boy Again.
tc…..
@ theek hu panchhi g ! aap kaisi ho ?
@ maine apni padhai 2 year pehle chor di panchhi !
@ hi heartbeat g , mousam g , savita g , divya g aap log theek ho na !
Hlo rajeev bro hw r u dear
Mubarak ho santa ka gandbacha hone wala hi .raj khul he gaya santa gandu hi…
santa ke sath kisne muh kala kya?
mujhe sak hai
savita bhabhi tum hi batao.
savita divya cobra admin heartbeat mausam kahi dikh nhi rhe h aur ravan lanka se aa gya kya
Santa ke pet me bachcha kisee ka bhi ho magar uske dimaag me tension jarur ho gayee hogee hahahahahaa
lagtaa he wo bachchaa Matrix ka hoga bahut dino se santaa ke peechhe padaa he hahahahaa
matrix ab beta bach ke rahna preeto tera auzaar kheenchegii hehehehe.
hi banjaara bhai main yaheen hoon,aap sunao kaise ho aur aajkal kahaan par bhatak rhe ho.hehehe(banjaare ho na)
Goa mai hun
Savita ye pyare mohan ko bulao yaar ye savita ki kavita sunayega
aur dosto kaise ho? Panchi kaun h?
Arre kyu yar kya kam hai panchhi ka?
Are actualy use bolne wali panchi se milna hoga…;)
milna hai to bolona kap milna hai kahan milna hai iakin jo bola wo sahi bola.use karte hai ladke to karte hai