Santa Singh, Biwi Aur Condom
Views: 24,508 - Posted on 12 Dec 2010
Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola
Wife: “Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.”
Santa: “Oye Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya, Ispe Expiry Date To August 2011 Hai“
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hahahah abey surprise tiu yeh hai ki 15 baar tak condom sabut kaisey tha kya rubber tube ka condom tha. hahhahaha . good 1
Hey imran snake gud mrning yaar
good morning panchii kaise ho app.
Me bilkul thik hu ap btao kaise ho?
KAPIL yaar peace bhi likha hai yaar dnt mind its not a comment its just a thought btw here something for.Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
Imran bachha tu japan mein hai hhe suna hai vaha girls robots milti hai yaar courier hi karva de na bhai hehehe aakhir hum dono ki biwi ek hi hai i mean PS3
panchii m fine doin well by the grace of god.
om namah sexibaba.joke good hai..@hi!LL punit kanha ho kaise ho.@hi!BB rosy aap kaise hain.@hi! MM kaminey kya haalchal chalan thik hai.@hi,SS ravi kaise the ab thik ho!@hi!CC annanya..kanha gayi n kaise ho!@hi! GM..rashii g kaise ho..agla presentation accha dena…ur TT boy DHIRAJ.;).
Hi DHIRAJ how r u?
@dhiru i m fine
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ye santa to bevakufo ka sardar hai yaar!! chutiya..!!!
Panchi tum ladki ho kya.if yes to tum itne gande word kaise use krti ho
Ha shweta me ladki hu n gande wrds apne muh se use krti hu or meri jaan yaha ki sari ladkiya esi h he dnt wry tm v sikh jaogi dhire dhire
Panchi tumne ye kah ke mera dil tod diya yaar.. kash tumne esa bola hota ki yaha sab masti amrte hai and muh se gande words use karte hai dil se nahi..
hum bhi ache ghar ki ladkiya hai aur just fun kar rahe hai yaha
to mujhe khushi hoti tumne mera dil toda hai
Ha admin ji muh se kehti hu ka mtlb yehi h k dil se ni kehte just aese h majak masti me keh dete h n ap v jante ho k hm sbi ladkiya kisi user ko gali ya bura nhi kehti apka dil tuta he to sorry n sb yaha fun k liye h ate h aur u log ho ki bat bat pe bura man jate ho mene u mese kisi ko to gali ni di n ya hm ache ghar ki h ladkiya h frnds k sath hasi majak ni krenge to kiske sath krenge yar tm aese naraj na ho jao yaar hme v bura lgta hai
panchi ab narajgi door karne ke liye caht pe aao na..
Tum dkh lena m kabi b galat word use ni krungi or na he kabhi galat comment ni dungi.
hi sweta..hw r u?
Hi shweta, jab tumne iss site ko chuna tab dhyan nahi diya ki ye nonveg hai. Yahan gita,ramayan nahi milega. Panchi is correct dear. So dont worry be happy. We r frnds.
Hey kapil mere santa kaha ho yaar?? Gud mrning
Hi anuj kem chho??
Nice joke admin brother
Shweta yaar bhai to mat banao na mujhe hehehe aas pass rhne wale esa karenge to door rahne wale kya karenge
Ok admin ji.ab thk h.aap kha rehte ho admin ji
He he he he admin bhaiya gud mrning …kem chho?
Hi everyone.hi anshul
Hi shweta gud mrning
Kya tum ladki ho
Shweta ji where r u right now??? in panipat or somewhere else
hi shweta how r u???
Anshul kha ho tum
Hi ratan,daksh,arush,manish,punitp,prince,anshul wer r u guyzz?
Hi panchhi.. Am fine yaar, yeh condom 1 year chalta kya? acha hua santa apne baap ka condom use nahi kiya.. He he he..
hey..pachhi urf haseena…im just behind f u…
helo shweta gud mrning 2 all..
n a warm hug 2 panchhi, divya, shweta, aaliya etc…
GM ADMIN KAKA
Gmorning my all dear friends. Kese ho sab. Dua hai baba saxidas ki hamaesha huste rho mauj lo tensions se door rho. Or baba ji ko sunder sunder kanya daan karo hehehe
hi shweta how r u
Admin ji real m aap krnal m rehte h kha p muje b btao.
Ok admim m apko brother ni kahungi.can we make frnd dear
Yeah sure dear we r frnd m living in sec7. Really gud to know ki hum itne pas pass rhte hai lets party hehehe
Ok when we will celebrate the party
Swetha ji muje bi party me bulao yaar… My aur admin bhai milke ayenge..
jab ye santa ek condom se 15baar kar sakta hai to apni wife ko v bahoot jyada use karta hoga, koi santa se mat karwana varna ye tumko itna use karega ki………..
divya first of all to me tum se bahut naraz hu ki tumne bataya nhi ki tumara bday hai…iska matlab to ye hua ki hum tumare liye kewal manoranjan ka sadhan hain real life me hamari koi importance nhi hai…bahut dukh hua…koi baat nhi agar tum hamari wish nhi lena chahti…wese to bolti ho ki hum dost hain…baus dikha diya tumne..
Admin pls rply
SWETA dear me kal se dekh rha hu ki tum sab ko reply karne k liye keh rhi ho…dear yaha jo ek baar comment karta hai wo sabka dost ban jata hai..isliye tension na lo….enjoy karo..khul ke comment karo aur bindash reply pao..wese me thoda busy hu aajkal nhi to tume itna wait nhi karna padta…well ye batao ki tum karti kya ho
Are m isliye keh rai ti coz muje koi rply kr nai rha ta na tabhi.
Hi swetha dear.. Hw r u? Hw do u feel on this site, yaha ayee ho to masti karo aur karne do.. Kya bolti tuuu…
punchi agar tumare patidev b santa ki tarah harkat karne lagen to kya tum unhe b chutiya kahogi
Kapil fir to vo tm hi ho skte ho bcoz tm h ho jo santa ki hrkate krte ho bt dnt wry me tume esa kbi v ni kahungi
ANJALI it is greart to see u here..plz touch me rehna …humne tume bahut miss kiya
rashi ji esi ho
spicy where r u my dear
dosto mene aap logo ke cmment k aadhar par aap logo ko describe karne ki koshis ki hai
DIVYA-chlbuli bulbul
anjali-emotional girl
spicy-hot
choco-mast
punchi-dilfenk haseena
rosy -haseena maan jayegi
piyush- i m the best
manish-bhakti me shakti
punit-awara,pagal,diwana
pia-kabi kabi
rashi-innocent girl
anuj-serious boy
dhiraj-naajuk boy
ADMIN-big boss
rukhsana-baho me chale aao
imran snake-bin pendi ka lota
ravan-shikari
shabnam-boobs queen
ratan-aawaj do humko
arush-naam to mera b accha hai
ansul-pyar bantate chalo
dosto ye meri niji raay hai agar koi hurt hua ho to sorry…dil se na laga lena
Dekh rosy, kapil ne tere punit ko awara, pagal bola. Bata de kapil ko ki mera punit toh sirf deewana hai.
Kapil jaan tune kya soch k muje dilfenk kaha ha?!
kapil kya sochke tune muje dilfenk hasina kaha hai ha????????
Hey kapillll ur rocking bro…
@kapil, hello, pahchana ki nahi, kherrrr…….shyad tum jaldi main apna khud ka naam likhna hi bhul gaye, wo main pura kar deti hu………
Kapil- Is site ka hero ( Santa )
hii@kapil yaar tune apne naam ka discription nahi diya…chalo main dedeta hun
kapil:-naam me kya rakha hai…..
abey admin yaar agar sari kanya tum le loge then wat bout others. yaar kya tum kaam dev ho . heheheheh. wause kal tou kuch aur hi vichaar bata rahe the ky life n wife n gf sirf sony sing ki ladki ky bacchey hain. heheehe
Bacha Imran tumne galat socha hehehehe. mene kaha ki mujhe kanya daan karo.. iska matlab ye nahi ki main sex or something soch raha hun…
Bhai ab ghar ke kam akrne ko, khana banane ko, safayi karne ko, kabhi kabhi theater mein movie dekhne ko.. aur hehehe sabse badi baat multiplayer games khelne ko koi na koi chahiye hi hota hai
isliye soch raha hun ki kanaye hi aa jaye sare kam ko… hehehehehe
imraan kal tk to admin ye v kehta tha ki apne ghar ki ladkiyo pr buri nazar ni dalni chahiye bt aj dekha na tune shweta ne bhaiya kaha to ro diya vo
Panchhi dear jaruri nahi ki jo bhai na ho vo gandi najar hi dalega…
Main bhaiya isliye nahi sun na chahta ki na meri koi real sister hai aur na main chahta hun
dats y i dont want to hear Bhaiya aur ye main aaj ka nahi sabko kahta hun
panchii yaar tumne bilkul sahi kaha shweta ne admin ko jagat bhaiyya bana diya . admin yaar plz suicide mat karna yaar all iz well. 3 idiots. all iz well bhaiyya.hehehhehh.
SWETA dear yahi to is site ki khaas baat hai ki ladkiya b yaha dirty word use kar saki hain…isliye punchi ko toko mat aur tum b use join karo
hi kapil kaise ho yaar. Par ye baat to galat hai apne mere bare mai kuch nahi likha.
PUNCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ud mat jana me aa rha hu…..aaj sunday hai ud k kahi door chalte hain.jaha tum me aur sirf…..tum samaj jao kya hoga uper joke me pad lo…ab ye mat kehna ki rakhi bandhungi
abe kapil vo tujhe rakhi bangedi nahi tere se bhandvayegi hehehe vo bhi panchii hai… koi esi vesi ladki nahi..
ha admin ne bilkul sahi kaha kapil me tere se rakhi bandhvaugi he he he he
kapill yaar mein to apni family ke sath aj ka program fix kar liya hai ab tum shweta ya admin ke sath hi us jagah karne chale jao jaha mere sath jana chahte the…..he he he he he
KAPIL yaar y m bin pendi ka lota. n if m lota then . lotey pe ek sher arz hai. umar pur ki galiyon mein taako( shelf) kay tootey kadamchey ( toilet seat) pe chuttad ( buttocks) and haato mein lootey.ab agr dost mein lota hua tou app kadamcha. hehheeh . peace .
IMRAN dear ter comment kafi dino se read kar rha tha..muje jo laga likh diya..bura laga to sorry…tuje jo laga tune likh diya
punchi yaar ye kya bol rhi ho tum…santa me hu to wo ladki to tum hi h
kapil wo ladki ni ladka tha admin he he he he
admin me rakhi b condom wali bandhwaunga
hi adminji, n all cute frnd's kaise ho aap sab.
yaar admin robot tou bhej du but sare male hain haan doll bhej sakta hu who bhi jaisi tum chaho blonde brunette redhead. aur yaar japan mein ek faida aur hai gals bhi gaming addict hoti hai meri gf mere saath hi game khelti hai .heheheheheh. japan and korea r the biggest gaming hub in the world. yahan har koi game khelta hai guys gals gays oldies evrybdy.
O bhai mujhe chini mini pasand hai tu koi japani kudi hi fasva de hehehe par sharat ye hai ki usnki hindi aati ho bolni nahi to to dikakt ho jayegi :(
bhai inhe hindi sikhate sikhate mein apni hindi english dono bhool kar japani bolne lag gaya yaar. dikkat hai . haan dosti karwa sakta hu but uske like tumhe psn sy connect hona hoga. hehehhe jo ki tum nahi karoge . hehehhehe
Imran ganda hai is se koi baat na karo isne mujhe japani kudi leke nahi di
Hi rashii dear
Rosy
hey frnd's apko pata hai ki santa ka condom kyu nahi fataa kyunki uski uska land nahi luli hoga isliye sex karte time condom strech ho gaya hoga. Acha joke tha.
Ha ha haa! Nice coment bro.. Mujhe tho laga k santa condom ungli ko pehna, is liya gandha b nahi hua.. He he hee.
Hi shweta
Hi guys. Good Morning
hi sweta ji, panchhi ji, rashii ji, divya n spicy ji r u maza ma chho.
Admin m panipat m rehti hu sec6 ok
Dil ke arma ansuo me bah gaye. ham gali me the gali me rah gaye. Light chali gayi jo baat unse kahni thi. Andhere me unki mummy se kah gaye
@LL(lovely nd loveable)punit..thanks 4 calling me dhiru..@pancchi hum apki dua se thik hain tc.@kapil..tumne ek spelling chhod di that is h…najhuk boy..jo kabhi nahi jhukta not najuk boy got it.'@rosy 12 baj gaye kab uthogi wake up rose.;).
@dhiraj, tx 4 calng me rose ~yawnz~ ab sone do…
@kapil, hehe..thnx., lekin m rosy, hasina nai, jo maan jayegi
@punit, haha…m nt defencng…in fact muje bologe toh i wil add sm more 2
Hi panchhi, divya' anjali, dev, mausam, shabnam, swetha.. Tina kaha ho tum.. Rashii wer r u dear?
Admin ji kha ho aap.
Admim ji agar aap mujse bt ni kroge to m apko brother he bulaungi..or ek bt btao sbka rply late q aata h yar pls btao na
Shweta ji comments late isliye aate hai coz main pahle manual approve karta hun..
and dear but according to me right now u r in USA, Sunnyvale
panchhi ji dear aap dilfenk to ho yaar saath cute , funky , loving bhi ho.
@KAppil,mere das roop hai avashktya anoosar..jaise goddess durga ji k hai hehe..got it.
Thanks admin ji btane k.liye.ek real bt btau apko.agar aap kho to
Jarur batao Shweta yaar
Bolo na btau ya nai
hi shweta hru just wait yaar admin ji apko rply kerenge vo abhi udd rahe hai. Admin ji or panchhi ji ek saath uddne gaye hai .
Hi. Any one from Ambala here
Admin m b karnal m rehti hu yar real m.
But shweta Ji…. then why your location is showing US
hi daksh where r u yaar kaha gaye aaj to sunday hai maine socha tha aaj saare frnd's site par honge.
Are dear kro na rply pls admin.vaise admin tumhara real name kya h btao na pls
My real name is Sameer and dear mene pucha tumse ki tumhari location USA (Sunnyvale) kyu aa rahi hai
aur its best ki agar tum Way2Heart.Com pe aa sako to
aram se chatting ho jayegi na
Swetha ji aap sirf admin se bath karegi ya hame b reply degi.. Ur too selfish
o SHWETA DALLO u dnt wry m tuje krunga na……..rply..haha
kya tum meri kamini bna pasnd karogi
oye ab se koi tumri shwta bhabhi ko kuch nai bolega…
JMC
Are m karnal se he hu dear real m
Shweta ji its hard to me to chat here.. i f u really wanna chat to yaar http://www.way2heart.com pe aao..
hey whats ur real name adim
Hi, im Ishq? Koi mujay be aapna dost banalo ?
M hu na
Bolo na yar
Yar m net p nai hu m mobile pe hu yar
Shweta der listen yaar…. dont know why u r flirting
First of all i m confirmed ki u r not from India
2nd location spoofing ladke kar sakte hai ya bahut talented girls…. aur mujhe shak hai tum abhi itni talented nahi ho
3rd agar tumne ab mujh se koi bhi bat karni hai to way2heart pe aa jana dear m always there
4th comment mein chat karni hai to yahan bahut se users hai unse kar lo
5th agar tumhe lagta hai ki main ye rudly bol raha hun to esa nahi hai
hope now u understand
ADMIN yaar woh samajh gayi itni details mein mat joa . hehehhe . look like ur into smthing. hope u understand . aur shweta ko kyun lagega ki tum rude ho bhai tum tou ravishing rick rude ho . hehehehheheh. haaiiiii .
hehehe i m not into something want to be into something hehehehehe
Admin tumhari yehi style toh muje pasand hai
Kya bath hi sweta? Admin ka shak sahi hi kya? R u ladka? Ooops! Yeh to cheating hi.
Are dear m karnal se hu mom swear.or m mob p hu to m tumse chat kaise kru aap he btao na pls.agar m us site p aati hu to kya mob se chat ho jayegi.btao na.or m flirt ni krti kabi b.agar tumeh aisa lgta h to m kabhi b yha ni aaungi ok byd
haan us site pe chat ho jayegi Shweta dear… no problem at all
ADMIN mein bhi aa jaoon kya khoob maza aayega jab mil baathenge tharki teen tum shweta aur nahi mein tharki nahi.
imran tu chat pe nahi aata kya way2heart pe
nahi yaar waise yeh ka bala hai way2 heart is like orkut facebook myspace
Imran bacha aa to sahi ye orklut facebook se alag hai open chat.. come and see
aur waise bi chattin ka prevoius experience bahut bura tha. 1999 mein blind date pe gaya tha date dekh kar hamesha ky liye blind ho gaya. is liye chattin sy door hi accha hu bhai.no more blind dates. eheheheh.
ok cmng right now it is way2 heart .na
haan shweta mobile sy way2heart pe chat ho jayegi mein bhi usey hi use kar raha hu
shweta ji n admin ji ye baat to galat hai yaar aap dono akele hi baat kar rahe ho.vese karnal mai kaha par rehte ho. Mai krisna nagar mai rehta hu n gandhi nagar wholesale mrk mai meri shop hai. Mai bhi aap dono se jyada dur nahi .come on hands up i want to see u.
Chalo shallu milte hair fir kahi aram se beth ke maja karenge
Admin aise hi admin nahi bana hai :)
Admin kay say ho bhi? Sab mast?
Admin vaise yha p kya prblm h dear
Yup yaha problem hai.. This section is only for short chatting and joeks comments…. jo log lambi baatein karna chahte hai uske liye mene way2heart banayi hai na dear
not fyn santa ji.
apko n apki wyf ko infecton ho jayega.
dun use used con***
hiex frns howz u all
koi hai kya knock knock
Hi.. Shweata darling kaise ho
Sweta to gayi.. Way2heart site per.. He he hee!
mast hai…..
arre santa kaa condom phate yaa naa phate 2011 tak….wo jaroor phat jayega…….infection ho kar
simple hai bhai jaise biwi ki no expiry date waise hi condom ki v . 2nd he is also Saving environment from one more condom pollution. oi koi gal nai
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