Santa Te Madam Da Thapad

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Santa: “Daddy Meinu Aaj Madam Ne Thapad Marya

Father: “Kyun?

Santa: “Daddy Aaj Madam Di Kameej Usdi Bund Vich Fass Gayi Si Tey Mere Naal Vaale Munde Ne Oh Kameej Khich Ke Kadd Ditti

Father: “Eh Te Usne Thik Nahi Keeta Par Madam Ne Tenu Kyun Marya?

Santa: “Daddy Mainu V Pata Hai Ki Usne Thik Nahi Keeta Main Te Bas Kameez Ungli Naal Fir Dobara Phasa Ditti

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21 Responses to "Santa Te Madam Da Thapad"

  1. bharat says:

    sale Hindi me likh Punjabi kise aati hai ?

    • admin says:

      Bharat kabi koi cheez mangte hai to pyar se mangte hai gali deke nahi. Punjabi nahi aati to jake sikh. but dont use abuse words

  2. gwendlyn says:

    admin tumhe acha nahi lagta to is site pe kyun aae sale sale sale

  3. Soubhagya says:

    Dear Admin, Plz use hindi taki sab samajh paye.

  4. priya says:

    LANGUAGE AASI USE KARO KI SABKO SAMJH ME AAYE

    JOKE SABKE LIYE HOTA KISI EK PERSON K LIYE NAHI

  5. jagga says:

    saalo punjabi seekho ya punjabi se gaand marwao

    • admin says:

      Jagge, for ur kind information im sikh. Yaar kyu jat pat de chakkra vich penda hai. Rabb da bnda ban khush rah te khush rakh loka nu

  6. Suraj says:

    Abe o admin jyada hero na ban..

    • admin says:

      Suraj, Agar main hero ban raha hun to kona kisi ke meter mein bill aata hai, Ban lene de na

      • naveen says:

        are yaron koi khta hai punjabi seekhon koi khta hai hindi , bhaio tum sab kyu neta logo ki language use krte ho . insaan ho insaan ban ke raho ,, neta logo ki tarah kutte na bano… JAI HIND

  7. sunny says:

    jagga dylog comedy h per tu ye dylog panjab me marna waha sab taliya bajayege…aur yaha sab teri gaand marege aur tu taliya bajayega…..

  8. DHIRAJ says:

    IS JOKE MAIN BUND SABD CLEAR HO JAYE SARA JOKE SAMAJH MEIN AJEGA.

  9. Mohit says:

    abey bhosdiwalo punjabi to mujhe bhi nahi aati par kuch common sense bhi use kar liya karo. BUND ka matalb GAAND hota hai.

    aur chutiyaz agar samjh bhi nahi aaya joke to isme comment karke apni gaand marwane ki kya jarurat. Dusra joke padh lo

  10. Mohit says:

    itne solid joke ki badai kisi ne nahi ki…GOOD JOKE YAAR

  11. sunny says:

    admin samj me aaya yaar …good joke….

  12. ashhu says:

    very nice bohat accha laga ..thanx

  13. Jitu says:

    Kuch chutiyo ko ye hi nhi pata admin hota kon h, sale comment krne lgte h. Bhosdiwalo common sense b hota h kuch, kbi to dimag use kr liya kro.

  14. piyush says:

    madarchod hindi me likhega to kya koi teri gand mar lega
    behanchod lode

  15. Chocolate-boy says:

    @Admin: Yaar, Good news ye hain ki iss site ka jokes India ki bahar ke log bhi padta hain. Issi liye at least comment pe to hindi me translate kar dia karo… Like main nahi India se hun, nahi Pakistan se. But just hindi thoda bohot samajta hun.

    Well, site superb hain. Issi tarha sabko hasate raho. Gr8 wishes… :p

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