Santa’s Speech To Deaf & Dumb People.
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Santa Was Asked To Give A Speech To Deaf & Dumb People.
He Gets Up On Stage, Squeezes His Chest, Touch His Cock & Starts Masturbating..
Organizers Pulled Him Off Stage & Asked Him What The Hell He Was Doing??.
He Said, I Just Wanted To Start By Saying “Ladies & Gentlemen, It Gives Me Great Pleasure“
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purana jok hai.
Goodmorning dosto kya hal hai.average joke
Good joke
Admin joke 10 baje ka publish hua per itna late kyon dikha
checking….. the issue
server ka time GMT se 12:30 pichhe hai ya admin bro ya indian time ke mutabik hai…?
Indian time hi hai. vo kal mene kuch performance tweaks kiye the CACHING se related may be bhi us wajah se koi panga hua ho. par mere idhar to caching bilkul right time dikha rahi hai
Duniya me aur bhi wajah hoti hai dil ke toot
jane ki
log yuhi mohabbat ko badnam kiya karte hai..
mohabbat badnaam nhi hoti…kyunki woh insaan ki banayi hui nhi hoti..mohabbat insaan ko jodti hai..mohbbat k liye insaan nhi judta!!
Dukh ye Hai tu Sach Sunne Ka Aadi Nahi Warna
Ye Umr Tujhe Khwab Dikhane Ki Nahi Hai..
hum sach sunna chahte hi nhi.humara sach to tumhi ho!!
:)
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Hi Frnds…
Hi..Deepak..!
Hello, Prince-The swt guy
hw r u..?
Hello Deepak Ji….
“Kitni ajeeb judai thi k use alvida b na keh ska…,
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…uski sadgi mein itna fareb tha ke use bewafa b na
keh ska….”
bahut khub
kya baat kah di
deepu…..
saadgi farebi sanam…..mujhe aisa sanam mile(but i dont want) jiske fareb mein saccha pyaar ho..naa ki pyaar mein saccha fareb ho!!
Wo kaun sa kaam hai jise aadmi 10 minut kare to thak jayega or orat 1 ghante tak kare to bhi nahi thakti lagatar bolne se mujhe pata tha tum galat hi sochoge
meine to shopping socha tha….
SELECT YOUR BEST JOB in India!! :)
1.railway track ka safaiwala income:$20000p.m
2.chowkidar/security gaurd income:$15000p.m
3.engineer income:$10000p.m
4.sheff at 5*hotel income:$7000p.m
4.doctor income:$5000p.m
5.clerk income:$1000p.m
sheff is best!!
kaise…?
@Deepak kya intelligent aur smart question puccha tumne :)
so lovely like u..hahaha!!
because sheff…achha achha khana banata hai..aur achha khana Dhiraj baby ki kamjori hai…. ha ha ha ha…
50% true and 50% false!! prince!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then what’s real truth…baby..!?
Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla h
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Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae
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Santa: 2 kg or de do..
ha ha ha ha ha….
Bina Libaas aaye the Hum Sab is Jahan Me
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Bina Libaas aaye the Hum Sab is Jahan Me
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Bas Ek Kafan k Khatir itna Safar Karna pada…
Deepak galat hehehe jo tum bina libas ke ganda kaam karte ho uska kya?
buhuhuhu…main ap ki us khatara bike (jis pr ap apni gf ghumate ho) ki kasam kha kr kahta hu..maine aj tk koi galat kaam nh kiya…
Hehehe..wese b ap chahe bina libas raho..but us chiz ko to libas pahnana hi padta h..jis chiz se sare gande kaam kiye jate h…
Varna…vo kahte h na..khata lamho ne ki or saza sadiyon ko mili…
Bina biwi k aae the hum sab
bina dhan daulat k aae the hum sab
bina aulad k aae the hum sab
bina jawani k aae the hum sab
bina pareshaniyon k aae the hum sab
par aakhirkar aae the kisliye hum sab??/ haha
:)
@Deepak,…usi gande kaam ki wajah se duniya mein log hain…..aur usi gande kaam ki wajah se duniya mein pareshani aur rog hai!!aur usi gande kaam ki wajah se ..logo mein chhanbhangur sukh ki tripti hai!!jo baad mein soti jaagti rehti hai!!
gud one… ;-)
and admin bhai tune ye nahi btaya ke jokesss kaha par send karna padega 2ujhe..??
Submit Your Joke Here pe click karke send kar do ya.. info@nonvegjokes.com pe mail kar do….
ohh hehe :D
tuhade daant bade hi sone hain…..buhubuhubuhu
prince ji aap kon c city se h.?
Varanasi….But pichhle 2 saal se Lucknow me rahta hoo…
rone kyu lage to ????
kyu ki Prince ki aage k 2 dant shahid ho chuke h.. :P:P
haha ha ha haha ha….tumhe kaise pata? actually main ek aadmi se jabardast tarike se takkar kha gaya tha…uska jabda hil gaya tha…aur saare daant bahar aa gaye the…ab samjha..wo deepak tha….tik ho na bhai…. he he he he..
Prince bro, vo admi main nh…
mere dost Nilesh ka frnd…
Rama krishna parambpeer parmbdur krishna gopal venkat sai peddiyar nambiyar muttu gopal ayyar tha..
Ye uska short name h..!!
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Pura nam toh Nilesg. Bro.hi bata skte h,…
okkk heheheh
hello everyone……
@jay…bhosdike ab tak tu uss ladki ka postmortem report taiyaar nhi kr paya…jiska tune ghar mein ghus kr premortem kia tha..aur usne chhat se challang laga kr sucide kr lia..
:) apna khyal rakhna :p
:/
gd evng frndz*
gud joke!
hey… dosto kaise ho ap sub…???
Aur
kya ho rha hai is time…???
Bye bye frndz.