Sardar Ji Aur Inspector

Posted on 28 Aug 2010

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hai

Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai

Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??

Santa Ne Thoda Sa Socha Aur Jawab Diya:

“Rang Or Number To Mujhe Yaad Nahi Par Us Gadi Ko Jo Madam Chala Rahi Thi,
Uski Shirt Ke Do Buttons Khule Hue Thhe,
Lal Rang Ki Bra Dikh Rahi Thi,
Boobs Shayad 36 Size Ke Thhe,
Gale Mein Sone Ka Locket Tha,
Hath Mei Cigarette Pakdi Hui Thi,
Aur Haan Sir Ji, Uske Right Wale Boobs Pe Ek Til Bhi Tha.

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48 Responses to "Sardar Ji Aur Inspector"

  1. Vickyssss says:

    Yukti ji agr ladkiya dikhana he ni chahti to white shirt me red bra pahenne ka kya matlab..

  2. ravi says:

    vickyssss good logic

  3. yukti says:

    pahena to kya hua tum logo ko

    dekhane ki jaruroot nahi hai

  4. pawan says:

    BHAI GOOD GOING

  5. ravi says:

    arey jaanu tum pehno to sahi red bra hum nhi dekhenge

  6. Vickyssss says:

    Agr hum kuch dekhenge he ni to apke pahenne ka fayda he kya yukti ji..

  7. Deepti Tiwari says:

    good joke! it shows boys poor mentality (BURI NAZAR WALE TERA MUHH KALA..) hehehe

  8. nomi says:

    BURI NAZAR WALE TERA MUH KALA PR EK BAAT KHNOO BOL APNE BHAI KO BAN JA MERA SALA.DONT MIND , qT GIRL

  9. nagesh says:

    Deepti dear, mai comment karne se apne apko rok nahi pa raha hun, tumhare wale phrase me thora sa improvement kar deta hun
    BURI NAZAR WALE TERA HAI BAHUT KALA;
    HAI-RAM KITNE ZORE SE HAI TUNE DALA;
    UI-MAA JANE KIS LUND SE PARA HAI PALA;
    CHUT PHAR DI MERI, GAND KA KAR DIYA JHINGA LALA.
    Really it shows boys poor mentality
    but where do u see day and night

  10. jhakkas says:

    choot ka aashiq hu mai……….

  11. sonu says:

    ganda

    msg

  12. Vickyssss says:

    Dipti galat baat ni

  13. Deepti Tiwari says:

    hey guys pls dont mind over my comments dear, I was just joking.

  14. Prince says:

    I dont mind agar mind hota to yaha kya karta

  15. Rana says:

    Deepti agar boys ki nazar buri hai to girls ko apne boobs par nimbu and mirch latka kar chalna chahiye taki boys ki buri nazar na lage.

  16. priyanka says:

    nagesh tum to bahut bade shayar nikle…..kuch shayari muje bhi sikha do na pls

  17. hussain says:

    ya allah …kitna jhantu joke post kiya hai.

  18. jeeva says:

    are ladkiyo hum ladko me dikhane k liye kuch hota hi nhi sirf karne k liye hota hai

    waise nice joke tha

  19. Aamir abbu says:

    Sab bade hi gaandu ho

  20. love says:

    boobs ke til par dil aa gaya

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