Sardar Ji Aur Inspector

Views: 13,322 - Posted on 28 Aug 2010

Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hai

Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai

Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??

Santa Ne Thoda Sa Socha Aur Jawab Diya:

“Rang Or Number To Mujhe Yaad Nahi Par Us Gadi Ko Jo Madam Chala Rahi Thi,
Uski Shirt Ke Do Buttons Khule Hue Thhe,
Lal Rang Ki Bra Dikh Rahi Thi,
Boobs Shayad 36 Size Ke Thhe,
Gale Mein Sone Ka Locket Tha,
Hath Mei Cigarette Pakdi Hui Thi,
Aur Haan Sir Ji, Uske Right Wale Boobs Pe Ek Til Bhi Tha.

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48 Responses to "Sardar Ji Aur Inspector"

  1. nagesh says:

    third class joke, plz do'nt post such stupid joke

    • admin says:

      Nagesh Dear, Please Joke ko ghatiya mat kaha karo. coz maine hamesha dekha hai jo joke kisi ko nahi pasand aata vo kisi aur ko pasand aa jata hai. its depend on the readers mind

  2. sunny says:

    lady janbujker takker mari h…gandi niyat wale ka do condition aate h gaand marao ya chance pao…

  3. yukti says:

    ladke log yehi dekhte hai car mein se zak kar

  4. Raja mastana says:

    Wah maza aa gaya sala santa b Jhakas aadmi hai.

  5. Raja mastana says:

    Right admin

  6. ravi says:

    ise khete hai pussy k asli pujari

  7. Vickyssss says:

    Sahi cheez dekhi Santa ji ne….Yahi to ladkiya dikhana chahti hai…

  8. nomi says:

    SANTa ji aj akele he chud gye banta ji kha hai khi wo YUKTI ki bra dekne nhi chalegaye.

  9. koyal says:

    nice joke

  10. yukti says:

    ladkiyan kuch bhi nahi dikhati ladke log dekhate

    hai wo kuch bhi karke dekhenge

  11. akash says:

    yukti or priya dono mujse chute mrwa lo mn mein aa rhi hai akela hi hu

  12. B@D BH@I says:

    admin bhai "DHOKHA" yaha to aaj mera joke post hone wala tha..

    hey "NIRDAYI" ye tumne kya kiya ..

    chill im jst joking ..

    waise bhai ye joke bhi mast tha ..

    keep it up admin bro ..

    • admin says:

      B@D BH@I, Actually yaar Jokes ka koi priority order nahi hai, Jaisi hi hume new joke milte hai usko hum apni language mein likh ke save kar lete hai and then day by day add karte hai.
      Kafi dino se santa ka koi joke nahi aya thha majedar sa to ye utha ke post kar diya.

      Hehehe vese matlab to husne se hai, Jis joke pe husi aa jaye vo hi achha hota hai
      Any way thanks

  13. kapil says:

    gand phad jok, hi ukti

  14. ravi says:

    arey yaar yukti dont wear red bra ever…

    aur car to billllllkul na chalana

  15. nitin says:

    its a great jhaantu joke

  16. monty sardar says:

    yaar admin joke tau acha banaya hai lekin,i think there should be a one correction in tittle(santa aur inspector hona tha.)

    • admin says:

      Monty Bhai, Thanks humara likha joke tumhe acha laga.
      Actually shayad tumhe ab samajh mein aayega ki mujhe gussa kyu chada tha jab tumne Joke writer ko gali di thhi, Send koi b kare joke likhte aur banate to yaar hum hi hai na, Anyway forget it
      N maine Sardar Ji Isliye likha hai taki usko respect jaye, nahi to log kahte hai sardaro par joke na likha karo.

  17. sexy says:

    yeh sab ladkiyaan raand hai chalti kya ek ek ki baja ta hun

  18. DHIRAJ says:

    SUNNY how r u?donoki galti thi.thoda heart beat commnt karo.

  19. xxxchandan says:

    yukti mujh se marwale bahut shauk chada hai

  20. Xposure says:

    Hai yukti kyun tumhare bhi khule batan kisi ne dekh liye the kya aur wo tumhare boobs mein latak gaya tha…

  21. sandeep says:

    yeh bhi joke hai?

  22. sandeep says:

    maine bhi to joke submit kiya tha woh kiski gand mein ghush gaya

  23. Soubhagya says:

    Nice joke admin

  24. 3ggen says:

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  25. Lalit says:

    Kitna ganda joke he ise padh kr to ji khrab ho gya qki itna 3rd class he.

  26. Vickyssss says:

    Yukti ji agr ladkiya dikhana he ni chahti to white shirt me red bra pahenne ka kya matlab..

  27. ravi says:

    vickyssss good logic

  28. yukti says:

    pahena to kya hua tum logo ko

    dekhane ki jaruroot nahi hai

  29. pawan says:

    BHAI GOOD GOING

  30. ravi says:

    arey jaanu tum pehno to sahi red bra hum nhi dekhenge

  31. Vickyssss says:

    Agr hum kuch dekhenge he ni to apke pahenne ka fayda he kya yukti ji..

  32. Deepti Tiwari says:

    good joke! it shows boys poor mentality (BURI NAZAR WALE TERA MUHH KALA..) hehehe

  33. nomi says:

    BURI NAZAR WALE TERA MUH KALA PR EK BAAT KHNOO BOL APNE BHAI KO BAN JA MERA SALA.DONT MIND , qT GIRL

  34. nagesh says:

    Deepti dear, mai comment karne se apne apko rok nahi pa raha hun, tumhare wale phrase me thora sa improvement kar deta hun
    BURI NAZAR WALE TERA HAI BAHUT KALA;
    HAI-RAM KITNE ZORE SE HAI TUNE DALA;
    UI-MAA JANE KIS LUND SE PARA HAI PALA;
    CHUT PHAR DI MERI, GAND KA KAR DIYA JHINGA LALA.
    Really it shows boys poor mentality
    but where do u see day and night

  35. jhakkas says:

    choot ka aashiq hu mai……….

  36. sonu says:

    ganda

    msg

  37. Vickyssss says:

    Dipti galat baat ni

  38. Deepti Tiwari says:

    hey guys pls dont mind over my comments dear, I was just joking.

  39. Prince says:

    I dont mind agar mind hota to yaha kya karta

  40. Rana says:

    Deepti agar boys ki nazar buri hai to girls ko apne boobs par nimbu and mirch latka kar chalna chahiye taki boys ki buri nazar na lage.

  41. priyanka says:

    nagesh tum to bahut bade shayar nikle…..kuch shayari muje bhi sikha do na pls

  42. hussain says:

    ya allah …kitna jhantu joke post kiya hai.

  43. jeeva says:

    are ladkiyo hum ladko me dikhane k liye kuch hota hi nhi sirf karne k liye hota hai

    waise nice joke tha

  44. Aamir abbu says:

    Sab bade hi gaandu ho

  45. love says:

    boobs ke til par dil aa gaya

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