Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??

Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari

Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.

Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
 11 Mar 2012  35 Comments  65,801

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Santa Ko 1 Rally Me Police Ne Khub Maara, Qki Waha 1 Ldki Apni Chest Pe Stiker Lga Ke Ghoom Rhi Thi PRESS Bus Santa Ne Press Kar Diya

Funny Veg Jokes

Pappu To Bada Hoshiyar Hai Maths Mein
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai. Santa: "Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?" Pappu: "6, 7" San

Kya Columbus America Ki Khoj Kar Paata
Columbus Agar Married Hota To America Kabhi Discover Nahi Kar Pata. Kyunki Tab Usse Pucha Jata: Kahan Jaa Rahe Ho.

Jo Kare So Bhare
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Matthi Phenki, Aur Sa

How Can You Escape?
Santa In A Interview. Interviewer: "Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire?" Santa: "Simp

Santa Banta Ki English
Banta: "Do You Know English?" Santa: "Yes" Banta: "Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?" Santa:

 Mast Photos

Sweet Pink Couch Cake Aurto Ko Samjhne Ki Kitaab Amazing Sand Art Lion Looking Real Today I am Gonna Eat You Awesome Creative Illusion Of Flowers And Girl Engineers Wedding Ring Awesome Hair Style Of A Girl Oops Suicide Jump Sun Or A Smily Face? Ring Of Love

  35 Comments

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      @Heyy…. **GOOD MORNING**
      =>Hii… PRIYA pahle tum batao kaisi ho….???
      =>Aapke & mere sabhi dosto ki dua se mai bilkul acha hu..
      =>And dear all friends ap log kaise hai…???

  1. deleted says:

    rashi and anuj k cmts to aa gaye but wanted and nilesh k cmts nahi aaye??//
    admin meine fb id deactivate kar di thi delete karne ki sochi thi….but kisi ne baaya ki deactivate se bhi kaam chal jayega….

    ऐनक वाला ऐड्मिन्………हा हा हा

    1. Admin says:

      Enak tere jaiso ke liye laga ke rakhta hun.. taki jab main unki G ka shiakr karu to vo meri aankho ke bhaav pad ke pahle bhaag na sake hehehehe

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto good morning
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@..
    //:EK RISKEY QUESTION:-
    => Ek taraf sher(lion) khada ho, aur
    dusri taraf mera lund khda ho.. to-
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    Ap log (all users) kidhar bhagoge….???
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    Tum log Hanso mt….
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    Jaan pyari hai ya gand….!!!!
    (ek bat mai pahle hi clear kr du, ki jo ans nhi dega.
    Mai samjh jaunga ki usko mera lund pyara hai…)
    Hahahahahahahahahaha….