Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??

Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari

Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.

Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”

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Santa Ko 1 Rally Me Police Ne Khub Maara, Qki Waha 1 Ldki Apni Chest Pe Stiker Lga Ke Ghoom Rhi Thi PRESS Bus Santa Ne Press Kar Diya

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You Are Committed Now
After Engagement Girl Says To Boy. Girl: "Now Stop Looking At Girls, You Are Committed Now" Boy: "Oh What Do You M

Dost Hi To Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai
Ek Aadmi Ne Apne Dost Se Rote Hue Kaha Aadmi: "Aaj Shaam Tak 50,000 Rupayon Ka Intzam Nahi Hua To Is Bejati Se Bachne

Gharwalo Ko Batana Bhi To Jaruri Tha
Santa Apne Dost Ke Ghar Aaya Hua Tha, Raat Ko Khaana-Peena Kha Kar Jab Wapis Apne Ghar Jane Laga To Dekha Ki Bahar Bahut

Aalsi-Pane Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai
Aalsi-Pane Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai Maa Apne Bete Pappu Ko Subah Uthate Hue Boli Maa: "Uth Ja Nalayak, Dekh Suraj Nika

Need Some Fun In Life?
Getting Bored? . . . Need Some Fun In Life? Go To A Stranger’s Wedding And Scream ...... Don’t Marry I Still

  35 Comments

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      @Heyy…. **GOOD MORNING**
      =>Hii… PRIYA pahle tum batao kaisi ho….???
      =>Aapke & mere sabhi dosto ki dua se mai bilkul acha hu..
      =>And dear all friends ap log kaise hai…???

  1. deleted says:

    rashi and anuj k cmts to aa gaye but wanted and nilesh k cmts nahi aaye??//
    admin meine fb id deactivate kar di thi delete karne ki sochi thi….but kisi ne baaya ki deactivate se bhi kaam chal jayega….

    ऐनक वाला ऐड्मिन्………हा हा हा

    1. Admin says:

      Enak tere jaiso ke liye laga ke rakhta hun.. taki jab main unki G ka shiakr karu to vo meri aankho ke bhaav pad ke pahle bhaag na sake hehehehe

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto good morning
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    //:EK RISKEY QUESTION:-
    => Ek taraf sher(lion) khada ho, aur
    dusri taraf mera lund khda ho.. to-
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    Ap log (all users) kidhar bhagoge….???
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    Tum log Hanso mt….
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    Jaan pyari hai ya gand….!!!!
    (ek bat mai pahle hi clear kr du, ki jo ans nhi dega.
    Mai samjh jaunga ki usko mera lund pyara hai…)
    Hahahahahahahahahaha….