Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??

Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari

Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.

Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”

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Santa Ko 1 Rally Me Police Ne Khub Maara, Qki Waha 1 Ldki Apni Chest Pe Stiker Lga Ke Ghoom Rhi Thi PRESS Bus Santa Ne Press Kar Diya

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Ab Samjh Aaya Ladkiya Der Se Fon Kyu Uthati Hai
Boy-Friend Ne Girl-Friend Ko Call Kari To Usne Kaafi Der Baad Phone Uthaya Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: "Arr

Santa Always Came First
Banta Asked To Santa. Banta: "When You Kiss Your Wife?" Santa: "I Kiss My Wife Before I Go To Office Every Day And

Pappu Ki Umar Ka Raaz
Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha. Aadmi: "Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?" Bachha: "Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train

Ladkiya Aakhir Kyu Karti Hai Aisa?
Ek Sawal Jo Aaj Tak Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aaya Ladki Jab Roti Hai To Wo Aankhon Ki Bajaye, Muh Par Kyun Hath Rakhti Ha

Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya. Santa: "Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai" Sales Girl: "Kya Aapke

  35 Comments

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      @Heyy…. **GOOD MORNING**
      =>Hii… PRIYA pahle tum batao kaisi ho….???
      =>Aapke & mere sabhi dosto ki dua se mai bilkul acha hu..
      =>And dear all friends ap log kaise hai…???

  1. deleted says:

    rashi and anuj k cmts to aa gaye but wanted and nilesh k cmts nahi aaye??//
    admin meine fb id deactivate kar di thi delete karne ki sochi thi….but kisi ne baaya ki deactivate se bhi kaam chal jayega….

    ऐनक वाला ऐड्मिन्………हा हा हा

    1. Admin says:

      Enak tere jaiso ke liye laga ke rakhta hun.. taki jab main unki G ka shiakr karu to vo meri aankho ke bhaav pad ke pahle bhaag na sake hehehehe

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto good morning
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@..
    //:EK RISKEY QUESTION:-
    => Ek taraf sher(lion) khada ho, aur
    dusri taraf mera lund khda ho.. to-
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    Ap log (all users) kidhar bhagoge….???
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    Tum log Hanso mt….
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    Jaan pyari hai ya gand….!!!!
    (ek bat mai pahle hi clear kr du, ki jo ans nhi dega.
    Mai samjh jaunga ki usko mera lund pyara hai…)
    Hahahahahahahahahaha….