Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??

Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari

Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.

Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”

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Santa Ko 1 Rally Me Police Ne Khub Maara, Qki Waha 1 Ldki Apni Chest Pe Stiker Lga Ke Ghoom Rhi Thi PRESS Bus Santa Ne Press Kar Diya

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If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs
If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs: 1. Sita Aur Margarita 2. Corona Pyaar Hai 3. Soda Akbar 4. Rab Ne

Love Is The Seventh Sense
According To Genius William Sexfear Love Is The "Seventh Sense" That Destroys All The Other "Six Senses"

Math Is Too Hard For Kids
A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself, "2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9."

Santa Jaisa Akalamand Duniya Mein Koi Nahi Hai
Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate. Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Dail

Ohh Poor Child
Son To Mom: "Mom Why Is My Cousin Names Diamond?" Mom: "Because Your Aunt Loves Diamonds" Son: "What About Me?"

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    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      @Heyy…. **GOOD MORNING**
      =>Hii… PRIYA pahle tum batao kaisi ho….???
      =>Aapke & mere sabhi dosto ki dua se mai bilkul acha hu..
      =>And dear all friends ap log kaise hai…???

  1. deleted says:

    rashi and anuj k cmts to aa gaye but wanted and nilesh k cmts nahi aaye??//
    admin meine fb id deactivate kar di thi delete karne ki sochi thi….but kisi ne baaya ki deactivate se bhi kaam chal jayega….

    ऐनक वाला ऐड्मिन्………हा हा हा

    1. Admin says:

      Enak tere jaiso ke liye laga ke rakhta hun.. taki jab main unki G ka shiakr karu to vo meri aankho ke bhaav pad ke pahle bhaag na sake hehehehe

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto good morning
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    //:EK RISKEY QUESTION:-
    => Ek taraf sher(lion) khada ho, aur
    dusri taraf mera lund khda ho.. to-
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    Ap log (all users) kidhar bhagoge….???
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    Tum log Hanso mt….
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    Jaan pyari hai ya gand….!!!!
    (ek bat mai pahle hi clear kr du, ki jo ans nhi dega.
    Mai samjh jaunga ki usko mera lund pyara hai…)
    Hahahahahahahahahaha….