Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??

Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari

Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.

Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
 01 Nov 2014  35 Comments  69,865

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Santa Ko 1 Rally Me Police Ne Khub Maara, Qki Waha 1 Ldki Apni Chest Pe Stiker Lga Ke Ghoom Rhi Thi PRESS Bus Santa Ne Press Kar Diya

Funny Veg Jokes

Kya Yehi Humari Tehzeeb Hai?
Lovers Ko Kafi Din Se Mulaqat Ka Mauka Nahi Mil Raha Tha, So, Ek Din Moholle Ke Park Mein Hi Ek Ped Ke Peeche Baith Kar

Nalayak Bano To Aise Ban
Nalayak Bano To Aise Bano. Ki Jis Din Kitab Kholo To Khud Kitab Ke Panne Tumse Puchhe, Beta Aaj Tabiyat To Thee

Chote Bache Ka Love Letter
Dear Jaanu, Love Letter Bhejne Ka Karan Hai Ki Mujhe Tu Bahut Pasand Hai. Tu Bhi Humesha Meri Taraf Dekhti Rahti H

Pyar Ki Defination Chhote Bache Ki Jubaani
Pyaar Kya Hota Hai, Bade-Budhe Logo Se Bahut Suna Hai, Par Ek 2 Saal Ke Bache Ke Liye Pyar Ki Definition Kya Hai,

Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Maaya Hai?
Apna Bachha Roye To Dil Mein Dard Hota Hai, Aur Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Mein. Par Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Mein Dard Hota H

  35 Comments

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      @Heyy…. **GOOD MORNING**
      =>Hii… PRIYA pahle tum batao kaisi ho….???
      =>Aapke & mere sabhi dosto ki dua se mai bilkul acha hu..
      =>And dear all friends ap log kaise hai…???

  1. deleted says:

    rashi and anuj k cmts to aa gaye but wanted and nilesh k cmts nahi aaye??//
    admin meine fb id deactivate kar di thi delete karne ki sochi thi….but kisi ne baaya ki deactivate se bhi kaam chal jayega….

    ऐनक वाला ऐड्मिन्………हा हा हा

    1. Admin says:

      Enak tere jaiso ke liye laga ke rakhta hun.. taki jab main unki G ka shiakr karu to vo meri aankho ke bhaav pad ke pahle bhaag na sake hehehehe

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto good morning
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@..
    //:EK RISKEY QUESTION:-
    => Ek taraf sher(lion) khada ho, aur
    dusri taraf mera lund khda ho.. to-
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    Ap log (all users) kidhar bhagoge….???
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    Tum log Hanso mt….
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    Jaan pyari hai ya gand….!!!!
    (ek bat mai pahle hi clear kr du, ki jo ans nhi dega.
    Mai samjh jaunga ki usko mera lund pyara hai…)
    Hahahahahahahahahaha….