Sarkari Kaam Aise Hi Thode Hote Hai

Views: 27,276 - Posted on 20 Jul 2012

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Hindi Version

संता के उपर अदालत में एक केस चल रहा था.

जज: "तुमने लेडी पुलिस ऑफिसर को अपना हथियार क्यूँ पकडाया?"

संता रोते हुए: "जज साहब मेरी कोई गलती नहीं है, ये मेरे को बोली, काम करवाना है तो पहले मुट्ठी गरम करो, सो मेने कर दी"

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44 Responses to "Sarkari Kaam Aise Hi Thode Hote Hai"

  1. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahahaha good joke

  2. aby says:

    hahaha nice one!!!:)

  3. Rohit says:

    Good Morning to

    Admin
    Deleted
    Aby
    Deepak
    Prince
    Priya
    NAVYA

  4. Rohit says:

    hehehehehe kafi achha tarika nikala mutthi garm karne ka… ;)

  5. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

    Hehehehe. Lund pakdana crime ha ye pehli baar pta chla

  6. Deepak says:

    hmmm…

    • Alok* Gupta says:

      Dosto aap sb kese ho ?

      Apne Deepak bhai par to Priya ka rang chadhne lga hai.

      Hmmmmm

      • Deepak says:

        Hello Alok bro,

        “Unhe shak h ki hum un pe marte h,

        Hume shak h ki vo hum pe marte h,

        Zindagi ke dour u hi gujrate h,

        Na vo kuch puchte h….Na hum kuch kahte h…”

  7. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    hmmmm….!

  8. vinni says:

    nice one!

  9. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello friends kya ho raha hai

  10. Deepak says:

    Dhiraj dear, Aap kaha ho…?

  11. Dj says:

    Tere Baghair Bhi Hum Jee Toh Rahay Hain Magar / Saza-E-Maut Kay Maayoos Qaidiyo’n Ki Tarah..

  12. Shanu says:

    Ye rishwat ka mamla hai bhai
    gd joke

  13. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    I M Not

    F L I R T I N G.

    I M Just Being

    E X T R A – N I C E

    To Someone Who Is

    E X T R A –
    A T T R A C T I V E

  14. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Dosto hm to mast hain

  15. Priety says:

    Hiieee… I m priety. I m new to this site… Will anyone be my friend…??

  16. Priety says:

    Koi hume bhi garam kar do…?

  17. Harendra chaudhary (hps) says:

    Hmare doston k dil me mohabbat itni h hmare liye k wo sms v karte hain to doctor ki tarah… 1 sms subah!! 1 sms sham!! baaki poore din aaram.

  18. deleted says:

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    Aa Hi Gai,,
    Palat K Tu Bhi Na Aaya Meri Khushi Ki
    Tarah… !!”

  19. deleted says:

    1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
    Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
    Girl: Sacchi
    Boy: Mucchi
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    Boy: Sorry Didi wrong No.

  20. Rohit says:

    hiiiii all!!!!

  21. deleted says:

    Bahut Hansa Tha Main, Jinko Bhi Hansaane Ki Liye.
    Wahi Chod Gaye Hain Mujhe
    Aaj,
    Tanhai Main Aansoo Bahaane Ke Liye.

  22. deleted says:

    Hasrat Ye Ke Thaam Lu Main Haath
    Unn Ka Zoor Se….!
    Magar Kambakhat Unn Kii
    Churiyo’n Pe Taras Aata Haii….!

  23. deleted says:

    Guzar hi jaye gi tere bagair bhi lekin
    buhat udas buhat be qarar guzry gi…

  24. deleted says:

    Milay To Hazroo Log Thay Zindagi Mein . . . .
    Per
    Woh Sab Sy Alag Thi Jo Qismat Mein Nahi
    Thi . . . !!

  25. deleted says:

    Baghawat ki inteha karne laga hai pagal ♥ dil ♥
    Ae Sanam
    Naa loon jo tera naam to dharakne se mukarta
    hai..

  26. deleted says:

    Har Ek Paaon Mujhe Raundete Huye Guzre
    Na Jaane Kaun Si Manzil Ka Rasta Hoon Main

  27. deleted says:

    Mera Qalam Mere Jazbaat Se Waqif Hai Itna
    Main Lafz MOHABBAT Likhun Ta Tera Naam Ban
    Jata Hai…

  28. Preity says:

    Hiee… Guys kya ho raha h?

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