Sasta Trika Pregnency Rokne Ka?
Santa Bada Dukhi Sa Hokar Apne Ek Khas Doctor Dost Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Apni Samsya Batata Hai
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Koi Sasta Trika Batao Pregnency Rokne Ka?”
Doctor: “Condom Lo”
Santa: “Mahanga Hai”
Doctor: “Mala Di Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor: “Nasbandi Karwa Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Kafi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor Gusse Se: “To Chodna Band Kar De Bhosdi Ke”
Santa: “Ye Tarika To Paanch (5) Saal Se Try Kar Raha Hoon Phir Bhi Meri Biwi Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Sali“
Agar Aapko Lagta Hai Ki Aap Zindagi Mein Bahut Galtiya Kare Rahe Hai To Tension Mat Lo - Baba Saxidas Ki Is Mahaan Baat Ko Yaad Rakhe Aur Tension Free Ho JayeOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Educated Santa & Bechari Air Hostess
Santa Ka USA Ka Visa Laga To Vo First Class Flight Se USA Jaa Raha Thha Plane Mein Ek Badi Hi Hot An ..- Beti Chay Aati Hai Kya?
Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay* Aati Hai?” Ladki Boli: “ ..- Chodudaas Ke Sexy Dohe
Kal Chode So Aaz Chod, Aaz Chode So Ab, Bibi To Chudti Rahegi, Padosin Chodego Kab. Aisi Ladki Chodi ..- Qarar Aur Darar Ka Anokha Case
Ek Sundar Ladki Ka Apne Pati Se Agreement Tha Ki Daily 10 Baar Sex Karega, Samaye Ke Saath Ye Kam Ho ..- A Heart Touching Story
Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Puchha: “Tumhara Lund Itna Bada Kaise?” Garib Ldka: “Ky ..Hindi Version
संता बड़ा दुखी सा होकर अपने एक खास डॉक्टर दोस्त के पास जाता है और अपनी समस्या बताता है
संता: "डॉक्टर साहब, कोई सस्ता तरीका बताओ प्रेगनेंसी रोकने का?"
डॉक्टर: "कंडोम लो"
संता: "महंगा है"
डॉक्टर: "माला डी लो"
संता: "ये भी महँगी है"
डॉक्टर: "नसबंदी करवा लो"
संता: "ये भी काफी महँगी है"
डॉक्टर गुस्से से: "तो चोदना बंद कर दे भोसड़ी के"
संता: "ये तरीका तो पांच साल से इस्तेमाल कर रहा हूँ फिर भी मेरी बीवी प्रेग्नेंट हो जाती है साली"
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Hehehehe……:)
Hyt of bac**di…!:)
hahahahahahahaha…. santa aajkal sach me duffer aur bewkoof ho gaya hai.
hahahahahahaha……………Bada he dhashu joke hai yaar…………hehehehe
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Vaakai aaj to maza kar admin ji very very nice ise kahte hai nonveg kitani tareef karoo aapki welldone.and h.b.p. To mr.dhiraj
Dhiraj Sweetheart,
Hope this day will be
Amazing,
Blazing,
Colorful,
Delightful,
Exuberant,
Fancy,
Gorgeous,
Holy,
Immaculate,
Joyful,
Klassic,
Lasting,
Massive,
Naughty,
Oxyrich,
Plush,
Quenchy,
Rustic,
Superb,
Temptful,
Ultimate,
Velvety,
Wonderful,
Yankee,
Zappy For you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!
Har Raah Aasan ho,
Har Raah pe Khushiya ho,
Har Din Khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi Poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!
Great joke admin
Happy birthday Dhiraj …
Ajeeb Halat Hoti Hai Iss Mohabbat main Dil Ki ___!!! Ae Dosto !
Udaas Jab Bhi Yaar Ho Kasoor Apna He Lagta Hai..!!
Must read :
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Maa- “Beta, kya kr rahe ho…???”
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Beta- “Padh raha hu…”
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Maa- ” Wah Excellent…!!!
Kya padh rahe ho…??”
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Beta- “Aapki hone wali BAHU ke Nonvegi comments” :p
vah abhi se hone wali nonvegi comments hai to pyare suhagrat main pati ko kahi gayab na kar de
Pls……. Aisa mat karna :p
Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar gaya,
Bell bajai………
“Ding Dong.. Ting Tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe hain ?
Bachcha: Uncle, Papa toh Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko bula do.
Bachcha: ji woh cricket khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party mein gai
hai.
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huwa hun :P :D
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☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ VERY VERY HAPPY BIRTH-DAY DHIRAJ DEAR ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
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very good…sorry yaar copy kar raha hoo mujhe bahut achcha laga. but ek baat batao…ye HTML hai ya kuchh aur?
copy karna bura nahi h
so do not say sorry dear
hum sabhi ka ek hi to maksad h aaj
–>> happy birthday to dhiraj.
this is only text
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☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ HAPPY BIRTH-DAY DHIRAJ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
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Happy Birthday Dheeraj………..
@admin bhai wo meri diwali joke bhi awating mode me hai aisa kyu…?
kahi uska nnvg 2 nahi na bnaoge…!
}}bhuhuhu….!
aisa naa krna..!
hehehe bhai chinta na karo vo veg jokes ke liye hai ;)
Hehehe…..:-)
2 Phr mst hai…!:)
Kisi ko Chahne ki 8 Nishaniya:-
1) Aap unke sms/cmnts bar-bar padte hai.
2) Aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hai.
3) Jab aap unke bare me sochte hai to apka dil aur tej dhadkta hai.
4) Aap muskurate hai jab aap
unki awaz sunte hai.
6) Aap unke liye sub kar sakte hai.
7) Ye Comment padte waqt aap ke dimag me unka hi khyal haì.
8) Or aap unko sochne me itna gum ho gaye the kì aap ko ye bhi nhi pata chla ki point no.5) missing hai.
Ye Hoti hai “Mahobbat” jigar…….hahahahaha
Santa in coffee shop with wife
Santa:Jaldi pi
thandi ho jaye gi
Wife:fer ki hoye ga.
Santa:Aina di rate list waikhi ya?
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee Rs.45
A girl posts an advt in Newspaper for her Life Partner: Need a person who, never leaves me, never beats me & can satisfy me in bed.
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Next day a Guy with No arms& legs knock at her door.
Girl: Who are you?
Guy: I want to be your husband.
Girl: You dont fit for that.!
Guy: I dont have arms, So I cant beat you.! I dont have legs, So I cant leave you.!
Girl: How can you satisfy me in bed?
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Guy: How do you think i knocked the door.=D ;;) =))
O Ri Chiraiya, Nanhi si chidiya
Angana mein phir aaja re
O Ri Chiraiya, Nanhi si chidiya
Angana mein phir aaja re
Andhiyara.. hai ghana
Aur lahu se sana
Kirno ke tinke, ambar se chunn ke
Angana mein phir aaja re
Humne tujhpe hazaaro sitham hai kiye
Humne tujhpe jahaa bhar ke zulm kiye
Humne socha nahi, Tu jo udh jaayegi
Ye zameen tere bin sooni reh jaayegi
Kiske dum pe sajega mera angana
O Ri Chiraiya, Meri chiraiya
Angana mein phir aaja re
Tere pankho mein saare sitare jadhu
Teri chunar thanak setha satrangi bhunu
Tere kaajal mein main, kaali raina bharu
Teri mehandi mein main, kachi dhoopa malu
Tere naino sajaa doon naya sapna
O Ri Chiraiya, Meri Chiraiya
Angana mein phir aaja re
O Ri Chiraiya
Nanhi si chidiya
Angana mein phir aaja re
O Ri Chiraiya
Awsome……
Sonam ji acha song hai par maine pehle bhi suna huya hai ye song
thanks aap ne lik deya
muje sara song writing mein mil geya
happy b’dayy dhiraj
Lo sonam ji apne aaj hi panchhi (chiriya) ko yaad kiya aur panchhi hazir ho gayi
mujhe abhi pata chala hai
happy birthday dhiraj
Har khusi khusi mange aapse,
Jindagi jinda dili
mange aapse,
Ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,
Ki chand bhi roshni mange aapse
** Happy Birth Day Dhiraj Bhai**
Hi Dear Rashii,
Aap Shayad Meri Dosti Ko
Taste Karnaa Bhool Gayi…
Aur….
Apne Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiyaa
Keee Paste Karna he Bhool Gayi :(
Admin aaj dusra joke nahi dala abhi tak …..
3 baje aata hai be abhi to 2:45 hue hai BTW
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bbbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhh ddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaar dheeraj many many happy returns of the day.
Mere Marnay K Baad Meri Kahani Likhna.
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri
Jawani Likhna.
Aur Likhna K Mere Honth Khushi Ko Tarsey.
Kaise Barsa Meri Aankhon Se Paani Likhna.
Aur Likhna K Ussey Intizaar To Boht Tha Tera.
Aakhri Sanso’n Mein Woh Hichkiyon Ki Rawaani Likhna.
Likhna K Martay Waqat Bhi Deta Rha Dua Tujh’ko.
Haath Bahar The Qafan Se Ye Nishaani Likhna
Waah bhai delet so good & heart touching story of death. Like*****
waah kya baat hai….,,,,maz
za aa gya