Ek Baar Sher Aur Sherni Gufa Mein Araam Farma Rahe Thhe.

Itne Mein Ek Kutta Aya Aur Gufa Ke Darwaje Pe Khada Ho Ke Bola

Kutta: “Oye Sher Maa Ke Lode, Bahar Nikal Kutte Ke Beej”

Sher Khamosh Raha Kuch Nahi Bola. Kutte Ne Fir Gali Di

Kutta: “Ben Ke Lund Sale Bahar Nikal Anadar Kyu Maa Chudva Raha Hai”

Sher Fir Kuch Na Bola Ye Dekh Ke Sherni Ko Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Usne Sher Ko Kaha

Sherni: “Kamal Karte Ho Aap Bhi, Jungle Ke Raja Ko Ek Kutta Galiya De Raha Hai”

Sher: “Vo Pagal Hai Tu Chup Kar Ke Beth Ja”

Sherni: “Nahi Aap Mere Pati Ho, Aapko Vo Galiya De Main Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakti”

Sher: “Kutta Hai Vo Usko Bhonkne De, Bhonk Ke Chala Jayega”

Itne Mein Kute Ki Fir Awaj Aayi

Kutta: “Sher Maa Ke Lode Biwi Ki Gaand Mein Muh Chupa Ke Betha Hai, Bahar Nikal”

Bas Ye Sunte Hi Sherni Ka Dimag Hill Gaya Vo Bahar Aa Gayi

Uske Bahar Aate Hi Kutta Usko Dekh Ke Baag Gaya, Sherni Uske Piche Piche Baag Padi

Jungle Se Kuch Door Ek Sewrage Ka Chote Wala Pipe Pada Thha

Bhagte Bhagte Kutta Uske Anadar Guss Gaya

Sherni Ne Bhi Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Us Pipe Ke Ander Guss Gayi

Ab Kutta Patla Tha Vo Pipe Ke Aage Se Nikal Gaya Par Sheni Ka Muh Fass Gaya Andar

Itne Mein Kutta Piche Se Aya Aur Sherni Ke Uper Chadd Ke Usko Chodne Lag Gaya

Sherni Ne Badi Koshish Ki Par Nikal Nahi Paa Rahi Thhi.

Kutte Ne Khub Maje Le Leke Usko Choda, Aur Chodne Ke Bad Vaha Se Baag Gaya

Kisi Tarha Se Sherni Pipe Se Bahar Nikli Aur Luta Pita Muh Leke Vapis Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Padi

Jaisi Hi Vo Andar Gussi Use Dekh Ke Sher Ne Pucha: “Marwa Aayi Gaand?”

Sherni Ne Hairan Ho Ke Pucha: “Aapko Kaisi Pata?”

Sher Rote Hue: “Kyunki Ki Vo Harami Do Baar Meri Bhi Maar Chuka Hai“

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