Sayane Pati Ki Sayani Soch
Views: 57,813 - Posted on 30 Jul 2011
Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Pe Usne Apni Patni Ki Gand Mari Aur Chut Ko Hath Bhi Nahi Lagaya.
Agle Din Phir Esa Kiya, Aur Ese Hi Lagatar Hafta Bhar Esa Karta Aur So Jata.
Biwi Ne Socha Ki Mera Pati Shayad Bevkoof Hai, Isko Kuch Aata Nahi, Vo Rat Ko Boli.
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hehehehehehheee…..
Ye ek dum shi kha uske pati ne. Hena frds
admin va yar aaj kl meirei jokes ki nkl krne lga good jokes hehehuhuhaha
joke samajh nahi aya…
@jay….tumhari bhootni mujhe pareshaan karti rahti hai..kahti hai jay se milna hai…maine bola uska pata nahi hai mere pass….ha ha ha ha!!
hehehehe nice joke
@Dhiraj ab to tum bahat khush hoge kyoki yaha "Husbnd Ya Wife" ke sath-sath "Devar Ya Sali" mil "Gaya Ya Gayi" hai hehehe
hahahahahahaha . acha joke hai
@Samir thanx yaar ye batane ke liye ki Jay Gand mai Tel Lagwa ke marata hai…
Ab samjh mai aaya Jay bar bar jane ki dhamki kyo deta hai. Hehehehe
kyoki kal tune bola tha mai jaunga to mujhe koi Tel Lagane nhi aayega.
Haan mujhe tel laga ke kya faida mai to marata nhi. Tel usko lagaenge sab jo Gand marta ho.
Waise Samir Sarso tel kaise litre hai…? Hehehehe
sory bura mat manana
Hehehe Thnku ji thanku ji,,,
aur ishe sanda ka tel lga k mar
hehehe
JPR
hehehehe
Hahahaha! Nice joke i luv india and indians!
(patni chalisa)
namo-namo patni
maharani
tumhari mahima koi
koi na jane…!! 1 !!
hamne samjha tum
abla ho
par tumto sabse badi
bala ho…!! 2 !!
jis din haath me
belane aawe
uss din pati khub
chillave…!! 3 !!
saare bad pe patni
sove
pati baith fashpar
rove !! 4 !!
tumse hi ghar
mathura kasi
aur tumse hi ghar
satyanasi…!! 5 !!
patni chalisa jo
nar gave
param dukh paave
!! 6 !!
hahahahaha , wah bhai bheem tune to bhut hi badia chalisa sunaya yar
heheheheheh Bewkoof ne ye nahi socha ki kahi Patni chorkar chali gayi to na Piche wali Dukan rahegai aur naa hi Aage wali Dukan rahegi.
Hahahahaha kya dimag hai nice joke @
Admin bro vo haramkhor gaurav kon hai id se pata nahi lagaya? Ye sala vahi suvar hoga jo har mahine ke end me iski gand me khujli hoti hogi or dusri baat jok me paavan nam ka koi word hi nahi hai fir sale ki gand me kya dukha ? Sale ke hath bandh ke uski gand me garam garam saliya ghused denge tab uski gand ka vo keeda marega jo har mahine khujli karta raheta he
hehehehehe bas kar be,….. itna ganda hoke kisi ki gand nahi marte.. kisi aur ke liye bhi chhod dete hai
Rashi sali sahiba
kya ap mere bache tilu pilu ko tution padhayengi,,pure 20 rupye mahine dunga,
aur sali sahiba ap panchhy ko kyun nhi samjhati hain ki km khaye, wo kha kha k itni moti ho gyi h ki kl jb maryal JAY rikse wala k rikse pr baithi to bechara maryal jay jaisi hi rikse ko khincha baise hi behos ho gya,aur aj to hd hi ho gyi meri joru moti panchhy aj DARWAJE m hi fans gyi,,tb darbaja tor k nikalna pra,,,ishi liye maine ouse ghr s bhga diya,,huhuhu,panchhy aa jao na
tum jaisi v ho meri joru ho huhuhuh
JPR
Vikas thank you 4 wising All the best
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N.khan ramzan monday ko magrib se start ho jaegi
Kaha suni maaf or duva me yaad
Ajuba Bhai site khul nahi raha hai( error )
Ups sory vikas mene av chek kiya site me likha hai server cresed side 2 din bad khulegi tab tak ye site se divxplayer downlod karlo http://mobiplanet.in s60v5 me jana video player select or ha usme charges link hogi rs99 us pe bhul se bhi click mat karna all the best
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Admin bro veg site ka kya huva? Dekh pavuga ya mere gayab hone ke bam khulegi?
Kal sham ko
ajuba bhai aap jante he ho ki ye mahina kitne barkato ka mhina h.
insha allaah hum apko dua me jrur yaad rakenge.
Sukriya n.khan or iske bad wala mahina to barkato or nekiyo ka khazana jitna chahe ikattha karlo vahi kam aaegi
good thinking
Ha.. Yaar ghhata ho ja ye ga na business ka good joke
bakwas joke, koi naya nahi hai
Agar 'ThumsUp' wale
viagra drink banaye to
uska Brand Name kya hoga?
Any guess?
Well it'll be,
"LUNDS-UP""
Fuck The Thunder -
Thok do Andar"
Mast hai
**Shayari**
Jise koyal samjhe, wo kauwa nikla, Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte the hume sharab peene se,aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla
hahahahahahahahahahaha……………………..
hahahahaha , nice poetry yar
Hello friends, yaar mujhe yahan ke max. Jokes samajh he nahi aate aur aate bhi hein to achhe nahi lagate. Mein to yahan sirf aap sab friends ke liye aati hoon. Aap sab bahut achhe ho. And samir, mere rajkumar mein to mujhe bahut quality chahiye, bilkul special. Aap sab he help karna meri use doodne mein!
Waise jise tum dhhond rhi ho use bhi waise hi special ladki chayiye hogi. hehe
Princy ji agar humara Prince apni (TBG) wali Punch hata le to wo kaisa rahega ?????????
Hey Jay…Nahi. Main Apni Punchh Nahi Katwaunga.. Bhale Princy Na Mile. Ek Main Hi To Yaha Punchh Wala Jaanwar Bacha Hoo……Princy Mujhe Pasand Nahi Karti To Kya Hua Main To Use Pasand Karta Hoo Na…
Sab Samir Ki Vajah Se Hai.. Saale Ne Mere Jina Haraam Kar Rakha Hai.. Nonvegpur Me Aane Waali Har Ladki Se Mera Introduce Karwata Hai Sabse Bura Bana Kar… Aane Do Iss Baar Juice Me Viagra Mila Ke Dunga Saale Ko…
heheheh Prince bro. Samir kutte (Dogi)ko Juice Me Viagra Mila Ke dene k baad usko room me locked kar dena nahi to tere muhalle ki ek bhi Kuttiya nahi bachengi……..hehehehe
Ek baar to wo Mere Dhiraj aur Pankaj ke satah tour par gaya thha to wo Jangal me bina Viagra wala juice peeye hi ke Bakari ko douda raha thha………hehehe
Prince
tu kan khol kr k sun le,agr aj k bad tujhe princi ki trf mandrate dekha na bahut pitayi karunga teri,
kyunki princi se ab m dosti krunga ,aur ouse apne poem s attract krunga,,ok
aur viagra tu rkhe rh kl tere s milne aa rha hu, mera komu komu prince yumy yumy,,,mja aa jayega
yahu
JPR
Yar princi
phle to ap kisi s dosti to kro,ouske bad hi pta chlega na,ousme kya quality h,,,
YAR princi sayad ye v ho skta h,jo quality ap khoj rhi ho,,sayad ous me s kuch quality mujh m ho,,,to yar jb v ap bologi m tumhe apna introduction de dunga
only frendship k liye,,,
aur yar mujhe tumhare cmnt ache lgte hain,,ekdm alg ht k,,jaise mere cmnt hain,,aur yar real m tumhari dosti k khatir m abuse language bolna v chhor dunga
agr tum chahogi tb
JPR
jay kha ho yar
rashii ji i miss
pannci how r u?
n.kahn sahb ram ram
samir kya hal h
bheemrat sorry yeh sahb ram ram ka matlab kya hota h.
em gud bhim ji ap btao?
panchhi ji aap kaha par rahti ho.
Hey panchhi kem cho ka karo cho
hey panchi kem choo, ki karu chu ki rahu chu good daychu. bye chu hehe
Tumhe ye hasrate nakam se jal jate hai
Hum charago ki tarah sam se jal jate hai
Sama jis aag me jal jati hai numaaish k liye , Hum usi aag ,me GUmnam se jal jate hai
Jab bhi aata hai tera nam mere nam ke sath jane ku log mere nam se jal jate hai.
@panky,..thanx..but jay ko mujh par jara bhi tarash nahi aa raha….ab tum jay to nahi ho na…ab cmnt mere badlne wale hain….ab gum ki shayariya likhunga..tc dear.
@JAY..help me!!!!! pleaseeeee!!! i m in serious problem……..
Hey Dhiraj….. Kya Hua? Batao Mujhe.
Nice joke
@ Anuj & Pankaj maine tun dono ka comments read kiya Ab mai bahut khush hun…….chalo ab mai tum dono ko ek-ek kiss deta hun lekin es baat ka Dhiraj ko pata na chalne paaye nahi to meri khair nahi……..hehehehe
@ Dhiraj yaar teri problem kya hai ????? batayega tabhi to teri help karunga……
@prince,…jay ab mujhe avoid kar raha hai…..
admin tu dosto main darar paida karwata hai na…dekh liya natiza..ab rosy bhi nahi hai jo mujhse khoob baate kiya karti thi…ajkal woh delhi mein jakie k saath ghoomti rahti hai…saara tera kiya karaya hai…
26 no meri jindagi ka ashub no hoga…
…….BHOSDIKE……
B-billiyon ne jab rasta kata bhosdike,
H-horn bhi na baja saka thok dia bichare ko bhosdike,
O-omlet banana chaha sala sara undda toot gaya bhosdike,
S-stove on kia to gas khatm ho gaya bhosdike,
D-darwaja khatkhatya aunti ka to boli nahi hai gas bhosdike,I-iron karna tha kapde ko light kat gayi sala bhosdike,
K-khat khat ki awaaz aee darwaza khola sala mehman tapak gaye bhosdike.
E-ek ne pucha beta bottle rakhte ho…mene kaha saale yanha meri watt lagi hai…daru mangta hai bhosdike…..bhosdike.
@Panky..mujhe saale waale mat bola karo..ok.
wale kaha bola m….hehe
@Jay,.gudnight…@}~
@prince..gudnight
@panky..gudnight,
@samir…gudnight,
@raju..gudnight,
@anuj..gudnight,
@n.khan..gudnight,
@bheemu..gudnight
@rashii di…gudnight,
@harsha…gudnight,
@princy..gudnight,
@mahashree admin baba gudnight,
aur baki logo ko bhi gud night..sweetdreams.
@jay…eat well, sleep well, drink well,
work well, live well,
…tum jiyo hazaro saal aur muskaan rahe tum pe lakho baar..yehi hai mai aarzoo..tc dear.
nice humoured joke good work admin dear,aaj k jamane me kisi ko hasi dilana kabile tarif hai, jyada tarif ho gayi ho to admin bhai thoda paad lena hahahahahaha
Heehe nop its ok
Aaj jo me kehne ja rha hu jara seriously padhiyega,
aaj mere sath nahi balki mere pure family k liye bahut hi bura din tha,
aaj subah mera masoom bhanja ko khoon se lahu luhan kr dia gya, wo mahaj 14 yr ka hai eight std me padhta hai, uska jhagra kisi baat pr uske school k paas wale basti k ladko se ho gaya tha…jo itna gambhir roop le liya ki humlog kabhi sapne me v nai soche the, jb uski school se chuti huyi to use ek ladka bahane se school k piche le gya aur use buri tarah se 5-6 ladke milkar pita, aur to aur use astura se ghayal kr dia uske eyes k upar wala hissa N elbow fat gaya h, use itni buri tarah se mara gaya tha jaise wo log mere bhanje ki jaan hi lena chahte ho, khair kisi tarah se wo jaan bachakr apni tie ko apne hatho me lapetkr ghar aaya, uske baad se meri family ka bura haal h,
mera bhanja bilkul v mere jaisa nahi h, wo bahut hi sidha sadha aur talented h, hairani ki baat ye h ki bachcho me jhagra to aam baat hai bt is tarah k jhagde agr honge to log apne bachcho ko kaha vejenge, jb school hi safe nhi raha to parents bhala kya kre, wo mera favorite bhanja hai aur aaj tak mene usko kabhi rone nhi dia aur un madarchodo ne uska khoon nikal dia?
sari raat isi tension se so nhi paya hu, jb se ye khabar suna hu bs ek hi baat soch rha hu ki aisa kya kru ki un madarchodo k baap ko rona aa jaye
log mujhe chahe kitna v galat samjhe mene kabhi bura nai kiya h kisi k sath sirf galat k sath bure k sath bura kiya hu bt fir v uparwala se puchta hu agr maine koi galti ki h to uska saja mere masoom bhanje ko kyu
aaj me ek kasam khata hu jabtak in haram k pillo ko khoon k aansu na rola du me is site pr nhi aaunga, is site me to kya me apni har khushi ko tbtk k liye maar dunga
Hmmmmm
Yaar ajeb baat hai… kaise bacche ho gye hai… khair tera bhanja kaisa hai
apne bhanje ka dhyaan rakna….is site se kyu jarha h.
raj yakinan jo hua us masoom k sath bura hua………ager m aapki jageh hota to un bacho per phiyically koi action nahi leta per ye b jaruri h ki bachai or khaskar vo bachA Jisne iss cruel kaam ko anjaam dia usai sabak mile verna uska confidence bad jayga ager usai is baat ki punishment nhi mili to vo bada hoker b asai kaam kerta rahega…to aap yeh ker saktey h ki us bachai k khilaaf kanooni kaaryavahi kare…bacho k liye b to special kaanoon or jail hoti h or ager aap kuch action loge to ye ladaai shayad or aagi tak badh jaye isliye take help of police …..
Raj bhai me tere saath hu. koi help chayiye hogi to batana.
@raju,..main kanhunga yeh saari galtiya unke anpad parents ki hai…baccho main aise cheeje…bade hi paida karwate hain…un baccho ko apni galtiya ka ahsas karna padega nahi to woh sab bade hokar ghinone kam ko anjaam denge…unke maa baap kalank hai maa baap k naam par….paglo ki aulad bacche kya isi k liye paida karte ho!!! ..raju dont worry!!!…site mat chhodo plz!! ok!!…but un pillo ko unki galtiyo ka ehsas jaroor dilana…tc
@panky,.sorry meri jaan…tum mujhe kutta suwar pagal junglee bolo…mujhe koi fark nahi padta…he he kyonki tum meri jaan jo ho!! he he!!
@jay to mere liye wohi rahega….lovely cute…usne to wada kiya hai ki woh meri banhon marega….woh to mera janm janmo ka 7thi hai….i respect and like him so much..:).
if u think u r looking beautiful or handsome…then u r mistaking….ur real beauty is your heart n mind….so improve ur beauty it costs nothing..c u..
mera Jay kaisa hai…hehehaha…apna khayal rakhna jay…
dinesh aap kha se ho
Gud nun frds howz u? ? ?
yar admin aaj tune new joke comnt nhi kya is lye mazaa nhi aya.
aaj main dusri site pe kam kar raha hun aur udhr tum logo ko 10 15 Veg jokes milenge hehehehehe
chal ab kam karne do..
Admin dusri vgsite ko dekne ke lye kya karna padega
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Ho Gayi bhai,.
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Aaila mere liye itni mehnat sukriya admin bro muze nahi pata tha site me jyada mehnat lagegi nahi to me force nahi karta vese bhi 1 month ke bad to aa hi javuga or mastjoks mast site hai thank you
abe to kahe ki chinta kar raha hai… vo to banani thhi ulta tera thanks kyunki ab vo jaldi ban gayi hai…
vese bhi 2 3 bad ban jani thi, par mujhe laga ki bhai ne itni request ki hai.. pahle bana ke Ramzan ka gift de du
acha hain
hey raj dear unlogo ko sabak sikhakr ana ..best of luck frn
kem choo?
hu maja ma chhu..tame kem chho?
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Kutta marr gaya razaai me,
Mein nhi reh sakta teri judai me.
Macharr pani me ter nhi sakta,
Sumit tere bina jee nhi sakta…;)
yaar tm kon ho?
I'm Sumit. Doing Btech. 1st year from NIT durgapur. And u………….
em panchhi B.A 3rd year stdnt aur kaha se hu ye to ap samaj h gaye hoge,
Hey senior ho means ragging to ki hogi apne, kisi na kisi ki. chalo ek personal question puchna chahata hu……choro aap samjh hi gaye hoge…;)
chii gande waha nai karna chahiye