Sex Ka Maja Kis Din Aaya?
Views: 63,167 - Posted on 19 Mar 2012
Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?”
Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The“
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Son: Papa Heart Ki Kitni Taangein Hoti Hain? Father: Ek Bhi Nahi Puttar, Kyu?? Son: To Phir Kal Raat ..Hindi Version
संता ने अपनी शादी की सालगिरह पर अपनी बीवी से पूछा.
संता: "अपनी शादी को पांच साल हो गए तेरे को सेक्स का सबसे ज्यादा मज़ा किस दिन आया?"
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hahahahhahahahahahhaa….
samir thanx bhai par Jay ke Gand me ab wo baat nhi raha…. ummid krna h khd bhi try kar ke dekh loge.
Jay ke Gand ka bahat kharab haal hai… ya to ise taanke lagwane chahiye ya kutte se thkwana chahiye ab :p
Hehehehehehehehehehehe………….
@anuj..are u gone crazy????..kabhi jay k liye decent cmnts nhi kr sakte??
@Deepak…thank u soooooo much..isliye tumhara bhi cmnt meri diary mein write ho chuka hai..tc god bless u!..haan i enjoy what i cmnt..thats nt difficult for me:)
@samir,..tum kaisi baat krte ho..tum to hr pal yaad rhte ho..aur rahoge..apna khyal rakhna..tc!!
@jay…tc !!..
…aur baaki friends apna khyal rakhna..bye:)..
yaaa me crazy :p
yaar tmhare Jay ke gand me aisa jadoo hai ki sabhi se marna chahte hai… ye baat alag hai ki wo ab fata hua ganda keeda wala gand hai
ha…ha…ha… Bechare santa ki to vaat lag gai…
Hey frnds…or kya haal he ap sb k..?
1 baat to pakki he frnds…
mai pichle 4 din se is site pr hu..or in 4 days me mene ap sb k comments n msg padhe…nilesh ji , jay, dhiraj ji, masum ji. Admin ji , priya ji , naiyna ji . Dltd ji , kashish ji…or b sb…. n ap sb ki jo aapas me dosti h..vo mene apni lyf me kahi nh dekhi…
Ap sb 1 dusre pr comments krte ho, 1 dusre pr hanste ho..but koi b bura nh manta..n jaha tk me sochta hu ap sb 1 dusre se kabhi mile b nh honge..but fir b ap inte acche dost ho…n true frnds ho..ye dosti mere liye to 1 misaal he…me dua krta hu ki ap sb hamesha ese hi dost bane rahe n hanste muskurate rahe…
N kya mai itna lucky hu..kya koi muje apna dost banayega…apne is masti grup me…?
Thanks deepak …..yes u r write we all never met …..but one thing is common …I.e. this site……thanks to admin…..
Hahaha good joke
Hahahahaha…..
@Wife ne b sahi jawab diya hai…!!!
@Dosto (jinki shadi ho gyi hai..) ap log b apni-apni wife se puch lo..??? :-):-):-):-)
@agar kisi ko life me is tarh ka doute ho to direct inform kre…??? :-):-):-)
hahahahehehe…:-)
@dosto kaise hai ap sub…??? & kaisa rha aj ka din…???
helloooo nilesh g…hm to thik hei…aap btao kaisi chl rhi h aapki life????
Meri b life achi chal rhi hai…
&
apki….???
bhhht mastt chal ri h lyf……
getting engaged nxt month……!!
Nilesh
Kon risk lega question puchne ka….kahi Santa ki bv jaisa answer milgya to bas…..zindgi barbad Ho jayegi…..
Hahahahahahahehehe….
Abe yar daro mt.. Bcz…
Der ke aage jeet hai…
Yar tum BB se kb se darne lge… :-):-):-):-)
bhai jb BB ache mud me ho tabi puchna… Hehehe..
Are kahan gaye sabhi
hahahaha
its very maadrchod joke….
i like it…!!!
..WHICH WAY YOU WANT TO DIE….SELECT UR NO.
1.Sapno mein sote hue.
2.poison khakar
3.samudra/nadi mein chhalang laga kr.
4.room band kr..koyle ka dhua jala kr
5.fansi laga kr.
6.sukhe registan mein jaakr ke
7.koi dangerous bimari laga kr.
8.bhookh hadtaal kr k.
9.sunsan jungle mein jaakar
10.apne ko famous kr k.
:)
Pahle tum batao fir hum batayenge
gud joke
Are dosto kha ho ap log…???
YEHI HUN WAIT KAR RAHA THA KOI AAYE…..YE WANTED KAHAN H ….????
:-):-):-):-):-)
mai b yhi hu…!!!
hiiiiiiiiiiii nilesh :-)
kese h ap.. n all fnds
Hum bhi yahin hain
Dard Kitne Hain Bata Nahi Sakta Zakhm Kitne Hain Dikha Nhai Sakta
Ankhon Se Samjh Sako To Samjh Lo Ansoon Gire Hain Kitne Gina Nahi Sakta
Boy-insan apna phla pyar kyu nhi bhul pata? .
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girl- kyu ki jitna fuddu koi phle pyar me bn jata he utna baki sari umar me nh bnta.
mujhse bichdi to door hat ke roi,
na jane kyu wo apna chehra palat ke roi,
yaad aayi us ko jab meri batein,
pagli
mere khatt se lipat ke roi
suna hai mehndi laga kar apne haseen hathon par,
saheliyon ke bhare jhurmat me roi,
wo meri baahon me khush rehne wali,
kal kisi ke bazuon me simat ke roi,
jab hum sa humdard us ko na mila to,
mehndi ke din bhi darwaze se lipat ke roi
Uski mehndi ka rang, meri yaado k rang se gehra na tha shayad…
Vo tanhaai me meri yaadon ko fana kr k roi…
Ryt na, deleted ji…
i select no 11:…that is GODS DECISION:)
DO LOG LAPATA HAI..KYA way iss duniya mein hain yaa phir duniya ne unhe jakad rakhha hai..kya kre life is like web..
goodnight dosto…
kal jay mere saath bhootni dekhne gya tha aur abhi tak uss bhootni k sadme se ubar nhi saka hai…??..haan jay??
..sweetdreams jay nd samir darling..soo jao nhi to bhootni hai mere kabje mein..bolo to bhej doon..hahahaha..
..jo dikhe jaruri nhi woh sach ho…kyunki registaan mein..reit bhi paani najar aata hai
good night
DO YOU BELIVE IN LUCK??
or what is luck…???
..or how many times luck helps u in a day??
look what is luck in a dream..
agar aaj aapka sapna khubsurat kanyayo ya ladko k saat gujre. jisme romance love.etc etc ho..yaa phir apka fav star aapke sath ho..to kya khoge..?..
anywez…good night..dont say sweetdreams..say luckydreams:)
LUCKYDREAMS JAY..
aaj thoda fever hai..but normal hai..actually woh fever mujhe..GARLIC KI SMELL SE ho gya..pichli baar kb fever hua tha mujhe to yaad bhi hi:)
((( (e
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hellloooo fnds kese h ap shabhi..
chintu to pintu:life kaise chal rahi hai??
pintu:life biwi chala rahi hai??
chintu to mintoo:life kaise chal rahi??
mintoo:life g.f chala rahi hai??
chintoo to spintoo:life kaise chal rahi hai??
spintoo:life chal nhi rahi daud rahi hai..saali biwi ne jina haram kr rakhha hai..humesha idhar se udhar bhagati aur daudati rhti hai:)..hahahaha
aaj k liye itna phir milenge dusto..sorry dosto:)
Hi frnds ye humara last cmt hain ab hum cmt nhi kar payege
Admin ji apse bat hoti rhgi isliye no tension.
Punit Mumbai ji is site pr ap humare 1st frnd ho aapne hi humse bat ki thi pehli bar thanx
Dhiraj ji aapne hume di kaha n humne bi apko dil se bhai mana hain, apki har icha puri ho
Kapil ji ap k quiz kafi mjedar hote the, apki koi bi bat hume buri nhi lgti thi
Jay dear thanx hume hasane k liye, hum jb bi sad hue ap k cmt ne hume hsaya, ap bahut hi ache dost n ek ache insan ho
Ravan ji apki hasi apko wapas kar k ja rahe hain hum hahahahahahahahaha.
Wanted ji humare hi kch dosto ne humari wajah se apka majak bnaya is k liye hum sharminda hain.
Anuj ji jay dear k piche kb tk pde rhogae?
Yha hume pyari si bhne bi mili panchi ji, divya ji, sheela ji, priya ji love u sis.
Prince the bad boy jate hue apka name bi sahi likhkr ja rahe hain
kinshuk ji, manish ji, nilesh ji, piyush ji, dev ji, heartbeat ji, psychology ji, arush ji, shivendra ji n humare sbhi frnds apna dhyan rakhiyga
Good Bye
no RAASHIII.. tumhe sharminda hone k koi jarurat nhi hai.. mai hi hamesha tumse baate krne k liye pagal rhta hu, aur mjhe koi frk nhi padta k log kya khte hai. jis pl tumse baate hui wo pal meri jindgi k sbse hashin palo me se ek hai.. mai us din ko hamesha yaad rakhunga. haan mjhe is baat ka afsos jarur rahega ki gr tum ye site chod rhi ho to isme meri v kch galti hai.. mjhe tumhe rokna chahiye tha itni baate krne se, lekin jb tumse baate krta hu to fir rukne ko dil kaha krta hai.. kambakht dil hi to hai.. tc..
Wanted tere ko last warning hai… aaj ke bad mujhe tera koi b same comment ek bar se jyada dikha to main tujhe automatic approval se hata dunga
Ye comment bhi tune 3 times post kiya
logo ne do baate kya kh di k wo khud ko kashurwar smjh baithe..
wo naasmjh kya smjhe..
k jaan ka sauda v manjur hai unse guftgu k bdle..
@ Rashi ji thanks mujhe gudbye na kahne k liye……iska matlab h ki aap ne mujse apni dosti barkrar rakhi h ….aur aap jald hi vapis is site par aayengi …mujhe yakin h…..
admin tujhe jo krni hai kr, bt meri glti nhi hai, mai jb cmnt submit krta hu to to phli baar mai hi DUPLICATE CMNT show hota hai, nd mjhe fir se try krna padta hai, baad me pta chalta hai k wo cmnt kai baar pst ho chuka hai. ye prob hamesha nhi hoti. ek baar hps newv cmplain ki thi tumse. lekin gr tujhe mere cmnt se hi prob hai to bol de, mai cmnt nhi krunga
Gand Mara
Kya admin W2H par tu khud likhta h “find ur soulmate ”
Idher bachoo ko daant raha h ……dono ne aana aur cmt karne baand kar diye…..
Mujhe pta h tujhe koi farak nahi padta…humare jaise bahut h ….but eise hi bachoo ka dil nahi dhukhana tha tujhe….baki teri marzee ….
Galat baat admin……sach me mujhe bahut dukh h…tunee dono ko daant diya aur unhone aana band kar diya …
@Aj sub dost log kha ho…???
@Ab aa b jao dosto…!!!
@PRIYA ab tum b aa jao tumhare bina site suni-suni lag rhi hai…!!! KASAM SE :-(:-(:(
Hi., frnds…kya haal h ap sb k?
Dhiraj ji me to luck pr belive krta hu…n shayad hum sb us gud luck ki ummed me hi to jinda h..chahe vo koi b gud luck ho…
Aapne sahi kaha hme swt drmz ki jagah lucky drmz bolna chahiye..
yahi hei nilesh g……
aap single ko kya???
i mean no gf n all????
Yes, :-) … but Q…???
@Deepak,haha…tumse milkar accha laga..aur baat kr k.
..tum 4 din se yanha ho..jay aur mein yanha 2saal se hain.
kaash net aaj se 100saal pehle aajata..to baat hi kucch aur hoti..aur nv site 20 saal pehle:)..
@rashii di….yeh galt baat hai…reason batau kyun nhi aana chahti…jay ko accha nhi lagega…isliye mein cmnt ko apni diary mein note kr leta hoon..taki woh cmnt kbhi budhe naa ho..tc..but mere liye to aasan bilkul bhi nhi..yeh khna ab dubara iss jagah mein kbi nhi aaunga..marne k baad bhi bhoot bankar cmnt karunga..jay k liye aur frenzz k liye….yaar bahut galat baat hai..agar kbi wapas nhi aana chahti to mat aao..but u will be in my heart 4ever…i love u..god bless u..n umaahhh!!aapki bhi har iccha bhagwaan puri kre..wanted ko bhi kitna hurt hoga…aage mein aur kya kahun..bus yehi kahunga..aapki har baate aaj bhi hume kucch sunati hai khti hain..woh yaade hr pal taaza rahengi..aur hume hansaati rahengi..god bless u di..aapki jeevan yatra manglemay ho iswar se hum yehi dua krtein hain..love u forever miss u forever..apne bhai Dhiraj ko humesha dil mein rakhiyega..love u soo much..GOD LOVE U N BLESS U DI..umaah!!!!!!
thnx dhiraj bhai…
Ap jo b likhte ho..dil se likhte ho…
@Rashii dear, Aapka ye kahna k ye last cmnt hi. . Humare Dil par bang (Teer) kar gaye,
Do PC judte-judte hang ho gaye. . .
Rashii Dear shayad apke dil me humari dosti mahaz ek dikhawa thha tabhi to aap ne aisa cmnt diya hai, nahi to Aap aisa nahi kahti. .
RASHII Dear, Aapki dosti/pyar humare Dil me hamesha rahega,
Aapki dosti/pyar humare rom-rom me hamesa rahega.
Aapki dosti/pyar ab aur Aage humari Life me nahi toh. . . .
toh apni Kishmat aur Khuda se Shikayat kaisi ??
Dhiraj sweetheart n dear all frndr,
Aaz apni Halat ka kya jikar karu “Dosto”
Patwar to mere hath me hai, Lekin Khasti me he Suraakh hai :-D :-D
Aaz mai aur cmnt nahi kar paunga so dosto. . . tc . . . n . .enjoy ur life . .don’t miss me 2day..
@jay…honeyheart…its okk ..tum hi ho iss duniya mein jo meri dil ki awaaz sun lete ho…tc..have a sweetluckycoolniceawesome day to you.
@samir,deepak,del,nilesh and friends tc..jay.tumhe pata hai abhi tumhe kucch pucchne wala tha tumne uska jawab indirectly mujhe de diya..isse khte hain dil khta hai aur dil sunta hai:)..tc
hello naina’ good morning
**GOOD MORNING DEAR FRNDZ**
@dosto kaise ap sub…???
@RASHI JI ap site kyo chhod rhi hai…?? But Reasion…???
@hum dekh rahe hai ki bahut se dost aise hai. Jo ab aate hi nhi, ya fir bahut km aate hai…??
@kya dosto bas yahi tk thi dostiiii…???????
@chaliye koi bat nhi… Ap log apna batao kya kr rhe hai ap log…??
hehehehehehe bechara santa mar gaya hoga sun kar. hehehehehe
hii friends kaise ho sab. or babaji ram ram kaisa ho aap.