Sex Ka Mood Thha Shayad
Rajan Kumar Jo Bachpan Se Ganje The Ek Din Jab Ghar Gaye To Aate Hi Apni Biwi Ke Kapde Utarne Lage,
Biwi Samjh Gayi Aaj Jaroor Tasalli Baksh Thukayi Hogi Aur Khush Hone Lagi.
Jab Biwi Ke Saare Kapde Utar Diye To Rajan Kumar Ne Use Utha Kar Apne Sar Par Betha Liya.
Biwi Hairan Hote Hue: “Rajju Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Wo Bina Kuch Bole Use Lekar Aaine Ke Samne Khada Ho Jata Hai Aur Kahta Hai.
Rajan Kumar: “Darling, Main To Ye Dekha Raha Tha Ki Mere Ganje Sar Par Gungrale Baal Kaise Lagenge?“
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Pepsodent Walo Ka Condom
Agar Pepsodent Wale Condom Banaane Lage To Kya Hoga…?? Hona Kya Hai…. Raat Bar Dishum-Di ..- Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye
Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya. Bho ..- Izzat Dil Mein Ho Itna Hi Kaafi Hai
Santa Ek Din Galti Se Ladies Toilet Ke Ander Guss Gaya Vahan Jitni Bhi Ladies Bethi Thi Achanak Gabr ..- Boobs Are Most Wonderful Multi Purpose Creation Of Nature.
Boobs Are Most Wonderful Multi Purpose Creation Of Nature. They Produce Milk Which Is Good For Healt ..- Dosto Ko Kya Kahu?
Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha. Santa: “Yaar, Condom Aur Gandu Mein Kya Farq Hai?” Banta: ̶ ..Hindi Version
राजन कुमार जो बचपन से गंजे थे एक दिन जब घर गए तो आते ही अपनी बीवी के कपडे उतारने लगे,
बीवी समझ गयी आज जरूर तसल्ली बक्श ठुकाई होगी और खुश होने लगी.
जब बीवी के सारे कपडे उतार दिए तो राजन कुमार ने उसे उठा कर अपने सर पर बेठा लिया.
बीवी हैरान होते हुए: "रज्जू ये क्या कर रहे हो?"
वो बिना कुछ बोले उसे लेकर आईने के सामने खड़ा हो जाता है और कहता है.
राजन कुमार: "डार्लिंग, मैं तो ये देखा रहा था की मेरे गंजे सर पर घुंगराले बाल कैसे लगेंगे?"
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pta nhi ji hum to so rahe the.
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Hlo barbi doll hw r u dear, yaar mujhe ye to btana ki ddun me jhanda mela kab ka hai 11 ki 12 march ka kyu ki mera mood ban raha hai mele pe aane ka shayad 1 din ke liye aau to reservation karvani hai mujhe
heartbeat ji jhanda mela navratri tk rehta hain, waise holi k 5 din baad lgta hain, humare ghr k kafi pass hain wo jagah
Yaar mujhe ye to pata hai ki holi ke 5 din baad hota hai aur kafi der tak chalta hai , magar maja to jhanda ji ke dharshan karne me aata hai jab wo shri anandpur sahib ko natmastak ho ke seedhe hote hai, ha waha se to vijay park tak 10-15 min ka hi rasta hai
Mere hisab se to 12 march aata hai baki confirm karta hu agar tume pta chale to tum btana
Hahahahahahaha……
Kya joke hai meri to hasi hi nhi ruk rhi hai… Hahahehehe…..
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Dear all FRNDZzz….. kaise ho aap sub…???
ab fatafat batao ki RAJAN KUMAR kiska name hai?? mjhe to lagta hai ye DELEATED ka name hai. ADMIN BRO, kya mai shi hu???
haan hehehehehe usi ka naam hai ;)
hahahahahahahehehehehehe. . . . . . Yaar admin bahut mast joke hai. . Bro. Mai Delhi aa gaya hu. Yaar mera thoda busy schedule hai Q k with family hun. Abhi to mai apne ek Rishtedar ke yaha hun evening ko Chatarpur Mandir jane ka program ban raha hai aur kal hi phir Mata Rani k liye rawangi hai. So bro. Time mila to mai aapse milane ki kosish karunga . . Jai Mata Di. . .
Hi Dosto, Jai Mata Di !!
Mai Delhi pahuch gaya hun. .
jai mata di jay dear
Jay ” Jai Mata Di”
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Hlo priya kaisi ho aaj kal kam hi milti ho
Aajkal aap kum dikhte ho hum nahii:)
lagta he apko bhi ghunghrale pasand hi
Hell Admin……….n Friensssssssss
ADMIN bhai………..1st feb.se
mere cell pe sms nahi aa rahe.
why………….any problem.
plz tell me………????????
Naresh.. May be due to the DND this is happening.
Ek bar DND band karke dekho ki fir mssg aate hai ya nahi :(
mjhe v msg nhi mil rhe. nd mera number dnd me v nhi hai
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hahahaha , nice one and kya hal h rashii ji? apne yad kiya uske liye thanku :) , jay u too thanks and m tujhe happy journey ab bol rha hu , tu to pahuch bhi gya ;) , priya ji , dhiraj , nilesh , kese ho aap sab? reply kr dena yr
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Hii…
KINSHUK BRO i m f9 & u??
Admin ji muje 1st feb. Se mere mobile par jokes nhi mil rehe kyu
Yaar ye to vakiye hi gadbad hai…. Mujhe kuch karna padega dear Friends
Good joke…
boht ghatiya joke hai ye to
hallo dear hw ru friends
Hey Dosto !
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