Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh

Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Usko Thoda Sa Tight Feel Hua.

To Usne Dimag Lagaya Aur Sath Mein Pade Glass Mein Se Doodh Liya Aur Lund Pe Laga Ke Chodna Shuru Kar Diya.

Aisa Karne Se Usko Itna Maja Aaya Ki Vo Roj Roj Yahi Karne Lag Gaya.

9 Mahine Bad Biwi Jab Pregnant Hui To Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.

Jaisi Hi Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Us Se Pucha.

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Doctor Huste Hue: “No Baby Or No Baba, Only 1kg Paneer Nikla Hai, Yahi Khana Hai Ya Pack Kar Du

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  47 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    hmmmmmmm………Arey Bha tum Dimag lagane wala joke kyu post kar deta hai, Sala apun ke Dimag ki Dahi Nikal gayi.
    Ye Santa ki BV 9 Mahine Bad Pregnant Hui ya 9 Mahine bad Delivery huyi hogi. Aur ye baccha ki jagah 9 Mahine Bad Paneer nikla ye Kaise huwa ???
    Apun ko joke samajh me nahi Aaya Pankaj Bhai ko Bulaya jaaye…………..

    1. pankaj says:

      hahahahahaha dimag to sahi lagaya admin ne….hehehe jab 9 mahine tak doodh ikattha karoge kisi jagah to wo paneer hi banega…good one…

      1. Rashii says:

        Pankaj ji joke smjh to nhi aaya tha bt socha daily apko kyu tng kiya jaye samjhane k liye isliye jaanbujhker bolna pda ki samjh aa gya :-(

      2. pankaj says:

        aisa mat kaho dear…dost to hote hi pareshan hone ke liye hai..tum bindaas poocha karo..kisi ki parwah karne ki zarurat nahi hai hehehe ….:()..tc

    2. Rashii says:

      Jay dear hum jhut nhi bolte hehe ap such me mst dikhte ho pix me, wo apki hi pix thi na hehe nd hume dekhne k liye apko apni fb id deni hogi hume bus hehehehe

  2. kinshuk says:

    nhi rashii ji , hmara bhi 9 day ka he, poore rkh kr dekho is bar and hme joke samajh nhi aaya plz koi ye na kahe ki jan bujhkr hm aisa kh rhe h?

  3. Samir says:

    Mera pyara admn
    mera dulara admn kaisa h tu,tu black chasma lga k ekdm ,don, jaisa dikhta h,,yar,,sachchi muchchi,,,yar tere se kuch kam tha na mt bolna mere bhai
    plizzzzzzzzzzzz
    tu 1 bar bs mujhe ,,shivani,,se bat krba de,,tere bada ahsan hoga,,

    JPR

    1. Admin says:

      abe tera diamg kharab hai kya?
      Vo in sab cheezo ke piche nahi hai… aur bola to vo idhar aayi hi isliye thhi ki. comments check kar sake ki thik chal rahe hai ya nahi

  4. Raj bindaas says:

    yaak … Itna gande joke suna bt kabhi ghirn nhi aaya bt aaj to aisa laga jaise joke padhkr vomating aa jayega, bs yehi pray krta hu paneer khate samay ye joke yad na aaye..

    Matrix – kyu sarifo ko tang kr rha h, masti krni h to koi flirter typ ki dhundho

    admin – i need ur help urgent, i’m nt kidding, cn u help me, i want sm information related networking marketing

    1. Raj bindaas says:

      admin – bhai mujhe ek networking company “real bond marketing ltd” muje pta is co. K bare me sbkuch pta karna h, mujhe doubt h ki ye luteri co. H, agr jaldi muje pta nhi chala to badi gadbad ho jayega, mere bhaiya is marketing me aankh band kr k invest kiye ja rhe h, wo khud to dubenge hi kahin hume v na le dube, so pls …. Me janta hu tujse acha option h nai mere pas, tu hi h jo unki pol khol sakta h, jo v ho ekbar jarur try kr k batana

      1. Admin says:

        Bhai uski site dekh ke hi mujhe vo fraud company lagi.. kyunki koi bhi Multi Nationalk company esi site nahi banati jo user ko attract na kar sake aur chutiya type ki

        Mene kuch logo ke review search kiye hai jinhone is company mein paisa invest kiya hai, sare hi isko galiya de rahe hai aur ro rahe hai.

        Le inko revies padd

        http://www.complaintboard.in/complaints/real-bond-marketing-ltd-cheating-public-c532811.html
        http://www.consumercomplaints.in/complaints/real-bond-marketing-ltd-c532811.html
        http://www.consumercomplaints.in/complaints/real-bond-marketing-delhi-c502879.html
        http://www.consumercomplaints.in/bycompany/real-bond-marketing-ltd-a218759.html
        http://www.consumercomplaints.in/complaints/real-bond-marketing-delhi-c324803.html
        http://www.complaintboard.in/bycompany/real-bond-marketing-ltd-a218759.html

        Aur end mein sare users ko ek hi bat kahunga, zindagi mein jo log kam paisa invest karke jyada lene ki sochte hai, un jaisi chutiyo ke liye esi companies hai jo unka paisa leke bhag jati hai aur log rote hai

        So i suggest you guys ki kabhi bhi apne khun paisi ki kamayi ko haram ki kamayi na banao., is tarha se kamaya gaya paisa jyada din nahi tikta. nahi yakeen to history utha ke dekh lo apne dosto ki aur duniya ki

        Aage aap log sayane hai jaisa aap logo ka dil kare thanks

      2. Admin says:

        Oye Bhonsdi ke… Main Gay nahi hun Love you jake kisi aur ko bol

        Idhar site pe itni ladkiya aati hai pata nahi kis mera chakkar kab chal jaye, unhone tujhe mujhe esa kahta sun liya to bas ho gaya kam fir mera

        Or un links mein agar koi bhi ek positive comment mile to bhi uska yakeen na karna, vo un logo ne khud dala hoga.

      3. Admin says:

        hmmmmm. Konsi help be.. mene tujhe reply kiya to tha ki 100 Visitors daily to la uspe… tabi koi ad dega nahi to khamkha blacklist ho jayega