Sex Ki Goli Ka Asar
Views: 42,092 - Posted on 04 Aug 2012
Puri Raat Sex Karne Ke Baad Ek Thaki Aurat Subha Pados Ke Hakeem Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Aurat: “Hakeem Sahab, Mere Pati Ko Sex Ki Goli Tumne Di Thi Na?”
Hakeem Khush Hote Hue: “Haan”
Aurat: “To Sale, Biwi Bhi Fir Apni Hi Deni Thi Na“
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hmmmm….!!
Priya kya hai ye hmmmmmm
jyada khushi ka yahi haal hai bhai
hi priya how r u?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
etc etc hehehehe
Good
Prieti kabhi samne aao to tumhe chuchi dikhane ki jarurat nahi padegi main tumhe aise hi chod dunga
Woooow…. Amazing…..
usne prity sexena k liye kaha bt u q khush ho rhi ho itni
hahahahahah ;)
:lol:
Gud mrng dear frnds…
@ Del bro, Dil ko bht tasalli or khushi hui…ki..aap k dad ghr a gaye…..ab pura khayal rakhiyega…
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@ Lovely Dhiraj dear & sweet ABY dear, kaise h aap..?
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@ Lalit bro, 1 request..upar ap ne jaisa comnt kiya h..wesa comnt ap ko shobha nh deta.,,,, 1 Dost hone k nate kaha h..aage ap ki marzi…or sunaiye kya hl h ap k..?
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@ Priya ji Subh prabhatm…
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Dosto..ap sb ko barish ka bhiga-bhiga din..mubarak..
.Plz take care…
Deepak tumne jo kaha thik tha per prieti ko kuch jyada hi masti chadi hai isliye aisa kiya
Sahi kaha.
usne u ko to nhi kaha tha. Agr aesa cmnt kroge to u par ban v lg skta hai.
Deepak bro hum to ekdam maje me hai aap
sunao??
@lalit ji your right!!
Bus driver ke peche betha
bacha shor ker raha tha Ager meri maa
hathni or baep hathi hota to main chota
hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull
hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan
janwaro ka naam liye,
Itna main Bus driver
ghusse main bola, ager teri maa r@*di or
bap g@*du hota to tuh kia hota? Bacha: BUS
DRIVER!!:D
nahi vo choti nunni wala hota hehehehe
Driver ki to watt laga di
@ i m fine Deepak Dear!! ur lovely heart alwez rock!! tc :!:
which dhiraj are you??
jay ki gand marne ki baat kar pata lag jayega ki konsa dhiraj hai
Naughty Girl’s Poem :
Mohabbt to kisi ek se karungi,
ho sake to kisi nek se karungi
lekin
jab tak na milega 8 inch ka
“Try” to har ek ka karungi
@Aby, yeh dono dhiraj mein hi hoon!! kyunki ek browser se cmnt se alg name show krta hai..aur dusre browser se…alg…. :)
@hello devender,…aajkal bahut maze mein dikh rahe ho kya baat hai :?:
by the way tum dil k bure nhi ho.. i m sure tc :lol:
@dhiraj dear ,hmmmm samajh gaya hehehe
@devendr bro kafi bindaas lagte hai!!
abe yar mujhe mere papa ne 6 month tak internet nahi chlane diya tha
mahine mai 2 ya 3 bar hi internet milta tha
lakin aaj 6 din se mujhe full internet mila hua h hehehehe is liye khush to hounga hi hehehe
or tu apne bare mai bata ki kya hal chal h
or ye bhi bata dena ki jay aaj kal kya kar raha h hehehehe
Okay…one..!
Indian fans r sympathizing wid Randeep Hooda & Arunoday Singh after watching the Jism 2 promo. Bcoz poor guys kissed her Lips which SUCKED so many DICKS…! ;-)
hehehehehe nice one bro!!
waise mai to puri movie dekh ke aaya hu!! hehehehe poor randeep and Singh!!
Bhai kaisi lagi mv..?
bro you should go better watch on net things like that !! bro money wast mat Karo!!
Santa ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.
Ladki ka baap : Kuyn..?
Santa : Kyuki ab mera hath thak gaya hai…! ;-)
An Indian Army Jawan went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.
The Captain looked in his book of record and said,”But you just got a new pair last month!”
“Yes sir, b.. bu.. but I got them b.. broken in an accident,” stammered the Jawan.
“Accident, what kind of an accident?” The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries, “Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, drill accident?”
“No, no nothing of those,” said the Jawan.
“Well then, what is it?”
“I’d rather not tell you sir…”
“Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses,” said the medical officer, ready to stand up.
“I’ve to see my patients now.”
“No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girlfriend,” blurted the Jawan.
“Don’t be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing a girl?”
“You see she crossed her legs….”
Once ramu’s mom and dad were in the mood to have sex. So they asked ramu to go to the balcony and keep a watch over other houses to see what was going on in there.
Ramu goes to the balcony and starts peeping into others houses, after half an hour ramu’s dad calls him back and asks him to tell what did he saw.
Father: “What was going in Shyam’s house”?
Ramu: “Nothing, the lights are out, must have gone somewhere”.
Father:”What about Mohan”?
Ramu:”I heard lots of music and noises coming. I guess they are having a party or something”.
Father:”and what about Rahul”?
Ramu:”His Mother is getting*%ucked*%”.
Father:”How do you know”?
Ramu:”Because he too is standing in his balcony staring at other’s houses” :P :P :P
Hakeem ki Biwi to roj goli ka asar dekhti hi hogi.
@Alok*Gupta- ha ha jao na kardo ban…
Tum log to jaise ya non veg sms to padte nhi ho bade sharif ban raha h jada hi… Kisi ne frank hoke bol kya diya chale h ban lagane.
And first of all u dont need to clarify as to abt whom the person was talking, i also knw about which priety he was saying i just commented on that…. Better put the ban on the person who was telling this.
Ban laga bhi doge to kya h… Maar thodi na jaungi agar tumhari site visit nhi kari to…. Baki logo se bol to sakta nhi h… Mein hi milli hongi na bolne ke liye.