Shaitani Bachhe Aajkal Ke
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Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”
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ELSA Gladiac GeForce GTX 670 Graphics Card
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ELSA has unveiled another one of its upcoming graphics card namely the Gladiac GeForce GTX 670.
ELSA’s implementation of the GTX 670 design is identical with Nvidia’s own reference card, except for the printed circuit board (PCB) color.
The card packs 1344 CUDA Cores, a 256-bit memory interface, a GPU clock of 915MHz (980MHz Boost Clock) and a 2GB of GDDR5 memory set @ 6008MHz.
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Sare button toot jaye to jimedari mere haathon me hogi
pia ji ap ek bar kahiye to sahi chating to kya meeting b kar lenge..
@rukhsana, no m straight.
@kapil, kip ur dil wit urself
@anand, thnk u. 1 of my fav songs
rosy yr kya jadu kar diya sab tere diwane hue jaa rhe hai
Sunny iam alian on this earth for u iam gay lovely boy babe not gay lovely girl babe.
button ki jaroorat nahi hai
admin bro thanx ki mai tumhe yad to hun
mujhe tyfide ho gaya tha mai apne ghar per tha
aur waha net ki facility nahi thi…..
ab thik hun
Arey apne bhaiyo ko kese bhula ja sakta hai yaar.. ab bata kes ahai thik hua ya nahi proper
agar mere saamne kisi ladki k blouse ka button tuta to wo bedi kismat wali hogi
@vickyss, maine kuch ni kiya
@ Puneet, dear tumhare ques ka ans (a) & (b) hai.
vaise tum ye kyon puch rahe ho?
@ Piyush, dear aisi baat nahi bra ka huk boys se kholna nahi aata issliye mushkil lagta hai. hum girls ko to iski practice hoti hai issliye problem nahi.
@ MAH, hehehe gud dear tum ye jimmedari uthane ke liye tayar ho, sunkar accha laga. par uss ladki ka address mere pass nahi jiski bra ka huk tuta ho. tumko dhundna padega.
Hi,Deepti
soch raha hu ek bra kharid lu aur huck
kholne ki practice suru kar du taki baad me dikkat na ho…waise sach hi kaha gaya hai Practice makes the Man perfect..
Kyu Sahi kaha na..???
@kapil, dear apni teacher ke liye aisa nahi sochna chahiye. kisi ne kaha hai ki bhagwan se bhi bada hota hai teacher. pls apne teacher ki respect karni chahiye.
arey dear class-mate bhi to hoti hai. hehehe
Deepti i agree with you ke teacher ki izzat karni chahiye. but i want you to be my class mate
Lagta hai aajkal ke bacche maa k pet se hi chodne ki shiksha le kar nikalte hai. HI,EVERYONE. will u be my friend?
Lagta hai sab ladko ka dimag kharab ho gya hai…
Nahi yar,
jo zimmedari se bhagte he unka dimag kharab hota he
Deepti toh fir aapki jimmedari mai leta hu.
woh 1 bhi tut jaye to sari jimmedari Tailor ki hoti hai
@piyush dear huk kholne ki practice aise nahi hoti, huk kholne ke liye jisne pahni ho bra uska huk kholkar hi ho sakti hai. kyunki pahin hui bra elastic ke karan tight ho jaati hai aur tab hi huk mushkil se khulta hai.
@puneet, dear meri jimmedari mere hubby ne le rakhi hai. tum apni wife ki jimmedari lena. hehehe
Thanx dipti aapne muje 1 bahut badi jimmedari se mukt kar diya.
@Deepti,yaar tab chhor do huck kholna baad me sikh lunga kyuki 6-7 saal baad hi mai shaadi ke baare me soch sakta hu.
Teri baato se lagta hai ki teri shaadi ho gayi hai.
Are you married?if yes,then tell me how is your marriage life?
yar baat blause ki ho rahi hai uske niche braa hoti hai or aaz kal ki ladkiya braa hi zaada pahanti hai.
@raj, jst read his cmnts on tis joke.. Uske baad 2m kya bologe?.. Hope u got ur answr!