Sharaab Piyo Par Itni Bhi Nahi
Views: 75,169 - Posted on 29 Apr 2011
Santa Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gaya.
Par Jane Se Pahle Usne Chupp Ke Se Sharab Ke 3 4 Peg Pee Liye.
Kuch Der Movie Chali To Santa Ka Scenes Dekh Ke Mood Ban Gaya Aur Girl Friend Se Chipkane Lag Gaya
Kuch Minutes Ke Baad Achanak Zor Zor Se Chillane Lag Gaya
Santa: “Haye Rabba, Mera Lund Kaha Hai, Mera Lund Kidhar Gaya?”
Ladki Gusse: “Abe Gandu Chup Kar, Tune Meri Panty Mein Haath Dala Hua Hai“
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superb…….
Hi frnds kaise ho.?
Sorry sameer bhai main thoda busy tha isliye comments nahi de paya.
*******Player ka DUM*******
aisa kon sa INDIA ka player hai ,,
jo din me india k liye khelta hai ,,,
aur RAAT me pakistan k liye.
…………………………………………………………..
hai kisi me dum jo player ka NAAM bata sake,,,………
Bhai Sania Mirza hi ho sakti hai hehehe vese mere ko sports ka itna shonk nahi hai kya pata koi aur bhi ho par jitna mera dimag chala mene bata diya
ab sahi naam tu bata diyo
Kasam taj mahal ki wo sania mirza hi h
kasam reliance ki woh haseen khiladi sania mirza he hai
sania mirza ka nathania jaan maare la he he…
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
********Player ka Dum********
Ans-sania mirja
hehe,,Admin-tera ans bilkul,,right,,hai
aur tu bn gaya hai,,,ish SHOW ka pahla Winer,,
(bt yaar ishi k sath tera prize v charity ho gaya)
thanku thanku ji.. par sachii ye mera tukka thha.. kyunki mujhe vakiye hi sports ka shonk nahi hai..
hmm vese is baat se to ek joke ban sakta hai… hehe isi ka joke bana dalunga
ye santa to ekdm gadha hi hai….
@NARESH LOVING BOY ji muje nahi ana apki dali par mein apne ghar pr hi thik hu ji….kripya aesi offer muje na de…
Aapko kaise maloom k wo gadha hai kya aapne uska Lic. dekha hai…..hehehe
hiii raavan jaanii….
hehehehehe mast joke hai
Hi Shallu,kaisi hu me is site me naya hu.
tumhara is site par swagat hai thik hu bro tum sunao kya karte ho tum
Hi Shallu,I M 26YEARS Male B.A.(Hons)Kaam kuch nahi bas ati jti ladkiyo ko dekhta hu.
Dear Biswa wo ladki nahi ladka hai……hehehe
Yaar Shallu dekh tere naam se Biswa confuse hai ??????
@ chal bhai etna v to kr leta hai !
Bahout he he he ho rahi joke jayada hi achcha laga kya salu ji
ha kartik is joke ko padd kar kuch purani yaad taaza ho gayi
Hey Shallu yaar kya tumne Bear ke Nashe me movie dekhte samay bagal wale kishi aadmi k paint me hath dal diya thha..Apni GF. ka paint samajhkar….hehehehe
Shalu ji kya tumne nase me apni panty me hath dal diya tha
kartik 1st to mai ladki nahi hu or 2nd tumhari coment ka rply mene mai panty nahi pehnta ha itna jarur hai ki mene tumhari pant ki back site mai lathh jarur daal diya tha . Or jo tumne mere bare mai likha mujhe ladki samjhkar kisi ladki ke bare mai mat likhna nahi to uska rply bhi yahi hoga.
mast hai bhai
santa ki grlfrnd b us ki tarah agar chutiya ho to kya hoga
wo santa ki chaddi me hath dale aur chillane lage are ye kya ho gya meri chut kaha gyi…
kapil kese hai yaar bade dino baad dikhayi diye kaha the ab tak
Kapil bhai hoga kya wo khushi se chillane lagegi ki mere pash LU#D aa gaya ab mai Santa ki Ga#d marungi…….hehehehe
Yaar kabhi-kabhi dosto se ye to puch liya kareyen ki wo kaise hai…….Aur aap apni sunaye kaisi life chal rahi hai ?????????
nahi yaar esi baat nahi hai ye msg mene apni gf ko sunaya tha isliye joke pad kar hasi aa gayi thi.
Hellõ dear Admin Çobra Savita Divya Panchi P.Mohan Matrix Psychology Ravan Heartbeat Viru & Hot Girl Jë$$îçã Kaise Hai Sab Aur Kya Chal Raha Hai Life Mai
Sub theeeek hi
Hi
Ashish how r u dear
2st banjara i m fa9
>dosti? or pyear? nadi kinare ghumne gaye.
Achanak pyear ki gf nadi me dub jati hi. uske peche pyear vi dub jata hi(kyu ki pyear andha hota hi)
>uske peche dosti vi dub jata hi. par kyu ?
(Kyuki dosti marte dum tak sath nahe choodha hi)
thanx dear
thnks evrythng is going smoothly nothing special.
Thanks Savita ji.
Kya aapka koi Khan sahab ya phir Sardar ji frnd nahi hai ??????
I am fine ,thank you
Namaskar Pyare Mohan ji,
Aap kusalpurvak to hai ?????????
Garmi se sawdhan rahiyega aur Nimbu paani khoob pijiyega aur baccho ko v salah de dijiyega.
Dhanywad.
@ theek hu bhai !!1
ek banjara gaye, jivan ke geet sunaye !
aur ham sb jine waloo ko jine ki raah dikhaye !!!!
@dost aap mst ho naa !
Tanatan mast
Yaar Banjara hum to ekdam masti ke sath aapka gaya huwa Jiwan k geet sun rahe hai ???????????
Aaap sunye aap kaise hai, aur appki life me kya chal raha hai ????????
Yaha pr itne sare dost h mere to life mast hi hogi
bahooooot achha pardashan admin bhai
he he..dekha sharab pine ke nuksaan…:)
1 Ladka Apni Girl Friend k Msg Padh k Boar Ho Gaya Tha,
Wo Har Waqt
I LOVE YOU
I MISS YOU
k Msg Bheja Karti Thi
1 Raat Ko Uska Msg Aaya…..
Magar Ladke Ne Msg Khola Nahi
Aur So Gaya….
Dusre Din Uss Ladki Ki Maa Ka Phone Aaya Ki Kal Raat Wo Accident Mai Mar Gai.
Fir Ladke Ne Raat Ko Jo Msg Aaya Tha Wo Padha
Usme Likha Tha
"Dear Mera Accident Hua Hai Mai Tumhe Aakhri Baar Dekhna Chahti Hun Pls Tum Jaldi Se Hospital Mai Aa Jao"
Moral:- Hume Kabhi Bhi Apno Ko Avoid Nahi Karna Chahiye
Very good msg Banjara
gud,heart touching banjaraji
thanx by heart for reply
Hlo banjara bhai kya haal chal hai bohut badiya message bilkul divya ki tarha
bahot bahot bahot bahot bahot bahot bahot bahot bahot bahot bahot bahot achha msg hai
But dear tumse achha nhi h kyoki mere liye mere dost ANMOL h samjhi
Banjara mast msg tha bhai moral v tanatan he lekin
jab vo ladki ko milna hi tha aakhri sans chal rahi thi to stupid call ni kar sakti thi kanjus hunh bevkuf ladki
Yaar Ajuba ye girls call kaha krti h bs mis call krti h
Ajuba bhai na jane us ladki ne wo message kaise kiya ho kya pta wo bol hi na pa rahi ho or usne mesage hi kar diya milne ki umeed se
good yaar banjara bahut acha msg hai
thanx Aalu O O sorry Shallu
@ dost very gud !!!!
bt mujhe jine wale pyar pasand hai bhai !
@ sachha pyar kavi mara v hai kya ?
Thanks badiya msg ke liye.
Main tumhara a/c hogaya bhai…
Ye msg main apni lover ko bhejunga aajkal unban chal rahi hai.
Hi my dear all frnds aap sb kaise h
Dear all plz reply zarur krna kyoki meri nai girl frnd ne ye msg bheja h
Dosti kya h?
Pyaar kya h?
Friendship is a type of relationship between two people who care about each other.
Friendship is a feeling of comfort and emotional safety with a person. It is when you do not have to weigh your thoughts and measure words, before keeping it forth before your friend. It is when someone knows you better than yourself and assures to be your side in every emotional crisis.
Love is the greatest feeling in the whole world. When you are in love, you see mainly the positive sides of the character of the person, you are in love with. Everyone wonder sometimes what the reasons I love you are. However, each one of the persons has different reasons, but some of the most common among all of them are:
1. One of the reasons I love you is the way you make me feel alive, because that is the most important thing for one person.
2. Another one of the reasons I love you is that you have trust in me, because one couple can’t survive a long time without it.
3. I love you, because you are faithful.
4. I love the way you talk.
5. I love you, because you are one of the most intelligent people I know.
6. When you hug me, I feel safe.
7. I am in love with your green eyes, because when you look at me I feel loved.
8. Another one of the reasons I love you is the fact that you know how to be a real man.
9. I love you, because you are my best friend.
10. I am in love with you, because when I need you, you are by me and when I need help, you will help me immediately.
11. One of the reasons I love you is the way that you kiss and touch me.
12. I love you, because you can forgive.
13. Another one of the reasons I love you is your optimism.
14. I love you, because you can always make me laugh or smile even when I don’t want to.
15. I love your gentleness with me.
16. I am in love with you, because you are so nice.
17. One of the reasons I love you is the fact that you take care of me.
18. I love the way you smile.
19. I love you, because you are awesome to my mom and dad, and my brother and even my dog and how they all love you so much.
20. Another one of the reasons I love you is the fact that I learn new things about you every day.
21. I love you, because you let me in your life and your heart.
22. I am in love with you, because you give me a presents without a reason.
23. I love your honesty.
24. One of the reasons I love you is your perfect body.
25. I love you, because of your charm and charisma.
26. I love your strong hands.
27. Another one of the reasons I love you, because of your aspiration to achieve success in your life.
28. I love you, because I am in your plans for the feature.
29. I love you, because you always bring out the best in me.
30. I am in love with you, because you always look for and find the positive in everything.
31. One of the reasons I love you is the fact that you always tell and show me every day how much you love me.
32. Another one of the reasons I love you is that I can be myself when I am with you.
33. You are never boring.
34. We can talk about everything.
35. I love you, because you are the light of my life.
36. I am in love with you, because you are the most beautiful thing in my life.
37. One of the reasons I love you is that every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat.
38. I love to hear your voice.
39. I love your smell.
40. I love you, because when you are with me everything seems possible.
41. Another one of the reasons I love you is the fact that you help me with everything.
42. I am in love with you, because you make me feel like I have never felt before.
43. I love you, because you always respect my decisions and are always behind me.
44. I love that we can talk for hours about nothing.
45. I love the way your body moves when we kiss.
46. One of the reasons I love you is that I can feel your love in the warmth of your touch, because it touch my heart and my soul.
47. Another one of the reasons I love you is that every night, when we go to sleep, you hug me.
wah-wah-wah-wah savita ji you are too genius to understand.
savita ji i like ur thinking about love & frndship
Love is like missed call.
It stop when u try 2 catch.
But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &
Stays inside your Inbox.
Sweet Sweet Savita Yaar Word Nahi Mil Rahe Ki Tumhe Kya Kahu Yaar Tum Jiyo 100000000000001 Saal
3 points aur likh deti to half century to ban jaati,lagta he 47 pe hi out hona tha.
Great yar.savita nonveg pdhne wali ladki ka heart b itna emotional ho skta ye pahli bar dekha.i lik u
@ aap jannt ke kabil ho savita g , ye ham log ki kismt hai ki aap ham sb ke saath ho !
@ savita g jb tk ham log khud se pyar krna nahi janege, tb tk kaise kisi aur se etna pyar kr skte hai !
@ last me hu, reply jarur chahunga !
Dosti vishwas hai aur pyar ek jajbat hai jo kisi ki oor aakarshit hoker dil ki gahraiyon se janam leta hai.
Dhanyavad Mohan Ji Plz Bura Mt Manna Lekin Jazbat Sahi Shabd Hai
Banjara ji aap ki baat sun kar mujhe apni yaa d aa gaye mane bhi kisi ko avoid kiya tha jis ko aaj tak yaad karta hoon wo ab is duniya main nahi rahi tumhari baat sun kar mere jakhm hare ho gaye jise me apni jaan se bhi jayada chahata hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu huhu hu hu hu
Ro mt kartik beta yaha pr bahut sari ladkiya tumhari dost bn jayegi
Banjara ji ab aap Kartik ko mat samjho usse bate samujh mai nhi ati hai hehehe mai to ussse kab ka bata rakha hai ki hum sab isske frnd hai par issko samjh mai nhi aata or ye comment ka rply b nhi karta :-(
Divya ji me itne comment pad pad kar smjh nahi aata ki me kya kaho aur banjaraji ki baat sun kar to bas chalo divya ji how ru and whre r u aap delhi me rehti ho ya out of delhi
@ hey kartik mere samjh se tu usse yaha pe vulane ki khatir aaye huye ho !
@ main bilkul such keh raha hu, tu khud se puch le yaar !
Hello
Dear Frnds gud mrng
Arrrrre kya sari ladkiyo ki tbyt kharab h wo b ek sath ek bhi nhi dikh rhi h
he he he he
techr: sabse bada pagal kon hai?
Santa ka beta (pappu) utha
techr: shabash beta batao
pappu jaan se maar dunga agr kisi ne mere baap (santa) ka naam liya to.:-)
@bajnara: par uss msg ka ek aur moral hai…
"marte waqt to free k msg k chakkar me na pado aur ph kar lo..:)"
By the way Matrix Bro..Pudin Hara Peene Ki Cheej hoti hai Khane ki Nahi.. Aajkal ki ladkiya na..Bade maze leti hain.
Ab pudin hara goli me b aata hai
jab tak mai comment nhi krti tab tak koi b mujhe yaad nhi krta kaise dost ho yaar ap sab bas muh se hi frnd mante ho
achha ji.. aur jo hume bolta hai koi ki aaj fon karega aur nahi karta uska kya
Admin ji yaad karo maine apko kaha tha ki mai apko kabhi call kar ke paresan nhi karungi aapko promiss kiya tha qki aap kisi ki b call pick nhi karte ho so issliye nhi ki
ohh ok chal thik hai fir… nahi to na sahi.. mat kar call.. aur mene ye bhi to bataya thha ki mujhe call kyu nahi pasand
ha bataya tha ab gussa mat karo na kal karungi call pakka
main ni main ni maini… aaj karo
Divya kaha rahati ho aajkal mere msg ka kuch to jawab do.I LOVE U DIVYA
Biswa line mt maar divya Amanat Hai
Biswa ji sabse pehle to mujhe aapka naam psnd nhi hai
or dusri baat mai faltu comment ka rply nhi karti
Biswa line mt maar divya Amanat Hai "SHAKTIMAN" ki, jiske aapne par fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck ki awaz aati hai aur jab jata hai to seeooooo…..seeooooo…..seeooooo….seeooooo ki awaz aati hai:P
hehehe
Divya ji jab koi aapko yaad kartaa he to aap uska jawaab bhi to nhi deti ho aur jab deti ho to vo bhi mahiino ke baad fir use bhul jaati ho.
Mausam ji aap to rehne hi do aap to gayab hi ho gaye ho na yaha ate ho na w2h pe apko pata hai hum sab aapko kitna miss karte hai w2h pe
@ bach gaya santa !!
sochoo dost agr wo apna mundi hee daal deta to chillane ke liye v kuch nahi hota
nd dubm v guth jata sale ka !
haa kahi ab santa ka sina v na ful jaye kyuki wo sarab jo pee liya hai bhai !
@@@@@ hi divya !!!!!!
hi
chalo aapko to mai yaad hu thnx yar
Hlo divya kaisi ho yaar kya haal chal hai yaar
@ divya zara sochiye koi aapka naam typ nahi kare to eska kya mtlb
hoga!
@@ ya fir ham sare frnd ko kavi kisi se koi sikayat huee hai to eska wajah kya ho skta hai ?
@@@ aal user of dis site :- aap sb ho main heartly yaad krta hu, nd sare log ka response read krta hu !
achcha hua maine bear peeni chod di
varna mere sath bhi aisa ho sakta tha
prince aapne shuru kab ki thi,bachpan me kya?
prince tunae pina chod di to kya hua prob. to jab bhi ho sakti hai jab tere paas koi piya hua baitha hoga or vo teri pant mai hath daal de to fir to yaar tu chillane lagega hehe
hi rashii ji where r u exam ki prep. Kar rahe ho .ache se exam dena best of luck
Hi psycho kese ho yaar
Panchhi tumne mujhe shadi se pehle gf deni hai yaad rakhna
Abey Shallu kitani gf rakhega ?????????
o yaar kaha hai mere paas gf pehle ek gf de to yaar
@ hi shallu kaise ho dost ?
main to aap logo ki wajah se theek hu !
aisa karo na , ye gf ke chakkar me mt pd yaar !
avi kuch krne ka tym hai bhai !
@ yaha to ek wishwa apni patlun khol ke kisi ke piche pada huaa hai !
i m fine psycho . Tuoe kaha ki avi kuch karne ka time hai o yaar pehle gf to do kuch kya sab kuch karunga jiske liye vo mana karegi vo bhi karunga.hehehe
hi divya ji mai bhi apko yaad kar rha hu ok
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Maja aa gaya
hello i m new
hi sapna welcome tnhara is site par swagat hai ab ye mat kehna ki koi mujh se frndship kar lo is site par aate hi sabhi ek dusre ke fqnd ban jate hai.
Hy
Shalu Mujhe bhi kahi jagah de do na
Hey Sapna,
Good Morning!!!!
Yaar raat ko sapna dekha aur subah jab aankh khuli to Mobile me nonveg site par aapka naam dekh raha hun…WELCOME SAPNA JI
New for what ????????
Pls be specific
Heeeyyyyy….hiiii..guysss
me bhi new or tum bhi new sapna to jaye shuru
Hello AP kaha ho
thanks shallu & other friends. Maine pehli baar apna msg kisi ko bheja hai. Aur adminji hello ap koi insaan ho ya koi khayal ho. Aur baki sab log bhi mere tarah hai kya.
APN number bhi de do baat bhi karle ge
Hyy
Sapna Mai bhi aapke sath kuchh pal bate karna chahta hun.
Agar aap ko aitraj na ho.
hello admin ji kiya ladkiyo ko he add kar ta ho kiya
Arey Rakesh bhaiya aapko sabhi ladkiya hi dikhayi de rahi hai ??
lagta hai aapko pappu se milwana hi padega…….hehehe
hi Mai aap sabka naya dost joon
are baap maine to majak me msg beja per yaha to bahut sare gum ke maare hai ap sab bhi mere tarah raat ko bor hote hai kya.
Sapna ji neend to yaha kisi ko nahi sabi raat ko bore ho jaate jinme se ek me hu______sapna ji aap sapna ho sapna hi ho
rakeshji apko mujse problem hai ya puri ladki jati se.
hello everybody
Mujhe ak achhe dost ki jarurat hai
Hi,
I m ARyan
Mujhe BHi frnds Banane hai kya tum banoge mere frnd.
Welcome Aryan Yaha Sb Apke Frnd Hai
dosto mai v hu..
mujhe v apne group me shamil karo yaar
jutt riski after balti wiski
Dear
Thanks for support best sms send on site
vaise girls ka is site pe kya kaam
Gils ke bina kaya karo ge
M new
sapna ko bana liya humne apna.
Dear Ankur aap abhi Ankurit huye hi sapna ke ek santre ke vajan se hi aap dab jayenge aur mitti me hi dabey rah jayenge…..hehehe
Hi Frnds. Wlcm 2 all of u .akhir ye sapna hai kya kaun hai ye sapna
bahut vadiya yaar i really enjoy thanks updates regular best of luck
Wah yahan ladkian bhi aati hain kya. Acha showk hai.