Sharam Karo, Dosto Ko Esa Bolte Ho
Views: 32,489 - Posted on 23 Mar 2011
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hahahahahahahahhahaha ise kehte hai hajir jawabi
Oh haale koi idhar aya nahi
आज हम एक अजीबो गरीब प्राणी के बारे में पढायेंगे . . . . . . . .
इस जंतु का नाम है "GirlFriend" . . . . . .
ये अक्सर "Boyfriend" के साथ पाई जाती है !
इनका पोस्टिक आहार "Boyfriend" का भेजा होता है !
इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है ! पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाये तो फीर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है…
इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !
गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है, जिसका कोई इलाज नहीं.. ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है…
गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है, यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते कुत्ता भी बनता है… इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फीर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है, ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है, पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके….. ये प्राणी नर प्राणी को बर्बाद करने में कोई भी कसर नहीं छोरता है… ये प्राणी रुपया को आसानी से सूंघ सकता है……
so please aware from this prani………….
boyfriends ke janhit me jari………
santa ke baap se baat karni hogi……….
Baat to banta se b karni padegi
kapil and raj bindaas ma aap dosto ki baat se sehmat hu lekin pura sehmat nai hu. ma chahunga ki aap meri baat ko bi samazne ki koshis kijie.aap logo ka kehna ha ki hum is site se nai bidge. aapki jankari ke liye ma bta du hum jo nonveg me nayi-2 galiyan wagaira sikhte ha uska hamari vyohaar(behave) par koi asar nai padta. vo sab hamare dimag ke ek kone(corner) me save hota rahta ha. aur mauka milne par hamara man(mind) iska upyog karta ha
ek example dena chahunga: jab hum kisi bus me safar kar rahe hote ha tab suddenly koi young ladki hamari pas aakar baithti ha. tab hamara mind hamare brain ke kisi konne me padi ashleel samgari se apna parbhav dikhana shuru kar deta ha sitte(result) vajjo hamare man me tarah-2 ke ulte vichar ghumne lagte ha. kabi-2 to hamare apne hi behan-bhaiyo ke bare me ulte-2 vichar ane lgte ha. Jise hm soch kar apne aap par sarmindgi mehsus karne lagte ha. Iska karan koi or ni dosto or ma is akeli monvegjokes.ko bi nai kahunga.vo sab site h jo aslilta parosti ha
ab faisla mere dost karenge maine jo kehna tha keh dia apni Safaai me
Bhai antakwadi ji, aap ye drama band kare aur apna boriya bister uthaye aur yaha se chalte bane
is baat ko main ese bhi likh sakta thha
(bhonsdi ke, apna boriya bister yaha se utha aur apni gaand mein daal aur door le jake ise aag laga de, ya boriya bister bech aur jitne paisi mile uski ek bandook le apni gand mein daal aur goli chala de)
Par mene esa nahi kaha janta hai kyu kyunki tu yaha ka ek purana aur achha user hai isliye tujhe pyar se bola
aur rahi baat tu kitna sant hai aur kitna sharif kitna bigda hua iska jawab tere kuch comments yaha dal ke logo ko bata deta hun.. GUYS check them and faisla karo ki ye aadmi hai kya cheez
And jaha tak mera khayal hai ye sab tujhe is site se sikhne ko to nahi mila hoga.. tere dimag ke kisi kone mein pahle se pada hoga.. Right
and dobra yaha mssg mat karna.. joke padna hai padd chupchap padd nahi to uper tujhe mene ek suggestion diya hai uspe vichar kar aur usko aajma
Abe atankwadi tu yaha joke padhne aata he ya bhasan dene?
Tere example ke mutabik koi ladki bus me baju me beth jaye to kharab khayal aate he
me 4 sal se bus me safar karta hu or ladki jan buz ke baju me aake bethti he or badan ko touch karti he bahot bar esa huva he ab 1 bar to 1 ladki puri aake chipak ke beth gai ab ladki toch ho to baburao hilne lagta he to mene apna beg utara or bich me rakh diya na vo toch ho na kharab vichar aaye or ye jo tu bhai bahen ke riste ko bhi samil kar raha he to vo teri gandi soch he esa jaruri nahi tu jo soche vahi baki log bhi soche
ab dubara bakwas ki to esi gali sunega tune kabhi socha bhi nahi hoga ese galiyo ke bare me ki esi bhi galiya hoti he?
tu esi bakwas na karta to admin bro 5 joks or add kar chuke hote
admin bro aap apne joks jari rakhe ese bhov bhov karne wale ko ham sambhal lege
Abe he..he..he..
Ajuba indirectly tune apne aap ko handsome karar de diya…..
ATANKWADI ji apse ek request hai ap plz bhai behan ke rishte ko badnaam mat kiya karo plz yaar likhte time kuch to socha karo
bhai behan ka rista ANMOL hota hai usse badnaam mat karo its my humble request
maja aa gaya… kya kahane
अभी अभी तो प्यार का PC किया है चालु
अपने दिल के Hard Disk पे और कितनी Files डालु
अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Error तो हटाओ
ऐ जानेमन अपने दिल का Password तो बताओ
वो तो हम है जो आप की चाहत दिल मॆं रखते है
वरना आप जैसे कितने Softwares तो बाज़ार में बिकते है
रोज़ रात आप मेरे सपने में आते हो
मेरे प्यार को Mouse बना के उंगलियों पे नचाते हो
तेरे प्यार का Email मेरे दिल को लुभाता है
पर बीच में आप के Bfrnd का Virus आ जाता है
और करवाओगे हमसे कितना इन्तजार
हमारे दिल की साईट पे कभी Enter तो मारो यार
आपके कई नखरे अपने दिल पे बैंग हो गये
दो PC जुड़ते जुड़ते Hang हो गये
आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं
आपका हँसना आपका चलना आप की वो स्टाईल
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर ली है File
जो सदीयों से होता आया है वो रीपीट कर दुंगा
तु ना मिली तो Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा……………… written by ops sry stolen by Raj
HE HE HE NICE BABAJI . HII ALL FRIENDS SAB KAISE HO.
Yaar admin ye jo upar photo hai shivani jab se main nvj pe aya hu tabse aise hi hai ise koi mila nahi kya abi tak
hehe heartbeat isko koi nahi milla jo thand dal sake.. tu try kar na ki pata gall ban jaave
gud …..
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isi pe ek sher arz karta hu….
khana aise pakao ki kaccha na ho
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condom aisa pehno ki baccha na ho….
wha wha !!!!!
wah wah kya bat hai yaar,aaj kal itne majedar joke aa rahe hai ki bahut achchha lagta hai.
hi sameer,
I Love u,catch me if u can
nop i dont need to catch things like u..
Its better u stick on the ground and enjoy the life.,. because faster you run harder you fall.
and its a request do not comment on me..
You know one thing savita.
Admin don't want to catch creepers like you!
are uske baap ki galti nahi hai padosi ke land ki pichkari chali thi
kya likhu kaha se suru karu aaj chahkar v likh nahi pa raha hu………..sabse khub batein karne ka mann kar raha hai khaskar admin se, bs mera safar yahi tak raha (ia) zindagi rahi to fir milenge bt aaj ek baat sikh liya mene sachche pyar ki koi keemat nahi hoti…………aaj k baad me kasam khata hu itne bure kaam karunga ki gunah ko v mujhe dekhkar sharm aa jaye
Admin – mera pura naam hai raj khan, me aajtak nahi roya yaar meri gfrnd mari tab v nahi, papa ne nikala tab v nahi, me jab bhagkar aaya tha tab mere paas sirf 100 rupaye bache the mene anjaan jagah raat gujara……me bhukha raha, restaurant me logo k jhute bartan saaf kiye, wetter banne se lekar axis bank me sales branch manager banne tak mene kai prob face kiye par kabhi nahi roya aur promise karta hu kabhi nahi royuga, mujhe kabhi nahi laga ki me yaha gairo k bich me hu sabhi mujhe apne lage, tum se aur bakiyo se ek rishta bangaya hai jo ta-umra kayam rahega, …….tum jo kaam kar rahe ho use dil se salute karta hu,
@ Rashiiji – doc ne mujhe ek week rest ko kaha tha par kal hi me ghar wapas jaa raha hu, aap bahut achhi hai, me bahut lucky hu jo aap jaisa dost mila, kash aap jaisa dost rab sab ko de, panchii ka khayal rakhna
@ Panchii – tu agle janm me mera behan banna, muhhh i luv u
@Kapil – kam se kam last time to raj bol do mere bhai, tumse milkar achha laga, tumhi ne mujhe sabse pehle pehchana ki me ek bahut bada badtamij ladka hu tq, me hi aaj tak bharm me raha ki me sudhar gaya hu, agr tumhari baat pehle accept kar liya hota to aaj itna dard nai hota,
@Savita ji – salute karta hu aapki himmat ko, aap me bahut Patience hai,
@ Punit N Simmi – aap mujhe maaf kar dijiyega
@ Matrix – tumne yaha par kafi smartness dikhai hai, tum jante ho teri comt ko me ignore kyon karta hu kyonki tera comt mujhe hurt nhi karta tha balki tera comt padhkar me muskura jata tha, tum smart ho par abhi bachche ho, tu mere ko english sikhayega tum shayad jante nahi ho me school me district topper raha hu
oh sry mujhe teri language me baat karni chahiye, what the hell do u think of urself? And what did u just say? I don't know anything , u'll teach me. For ur kind information right now u r uttering nonsense things to someone who has got mastery in english.It's a different thing that I never tried to use perfect english unless fools like u are literate enough to comprehend it. A 90% career holding fellow and a master of finance isn't usually expected to hear such things from an idiot like u, that's why I never tried to say anything in the proper manner. This site is meant for fun loving guys who like to enjoy and make others laugh, it can be achieved better when u use broken language. And you come here to find faults with others and slander them publicly. You better behave urself and instead of spoiling the charm, try to enjoy it or else u'll feel embarassed when others continue to abuse u like this.
i miss u all dhiraj,chml,jay n all guys except one………………………………………………byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Raj vese bhai tu ab aayega nahi kya site par… what u mean by ki zindagi hai to fir milenge..
and yaar dont take some dumbass guys like matrix comments to ur heart.. and tell me when u r gonna back to the site.
Bhagwan tumko hamesha khush rakhe, har khushi de aur apno ke bich mein rakhe. taki kabhi akelapan mahsus na ho.
So dont say ki ab tu nahi aayega ya esa kuch.. nahi to gaand pe dande maar ke le aayenge tujhe.. samjha..
@raj bnds, aaj mr. Bnds udaas lag rahe h! N where r u gng? Bakwaas bnd karo
Rosy ye raj ko kya ho gya h yar!!aese kyu keh ra he wo??oyeeee raj ke bache kaha ja rha h tu apne ghar h na??isme itna udas hone ki aur site se jane ki kya jarurat he haan? Bhoot 1 no. Ka bhoot!! Humh
@panchi, dnt knw wht he is sayng. Oye RAJ, ghar milne par dosto ko bhool jaega???
ha..ha..
maza aa gya..
nice joke..upar b or niche b..
bada mast rply diya apne sameer bhai.. ha..ha.
or me kapil bhai k comment se b agree hu k ho skta hai ye site below 18 k liye sahi na ho..par aajkal to 12-14 saal k bacche b mobile liye ghume hai..unke pass aese msg na ho, ho hi nhi skta..so it is not a serious concern
or rhi baat galat vicharo ki or jokes k galat asar ki, to bhai "opposite sex k liye attaraction" to insaan ki fitrat me tha, hai or rahega..
kisi ladki k liye galat vichar man me lana koi galat baat nhi
par kisi ladki ke sath galat behave krke use ldki hone pe sharminda kr dena galat hai..
me roj is site pe non veg jokes padhta hu, par mene aajtak aesi koi harkat nhi ki jiski wajah se kisi ladki ko bura laga ho ya pareshani hui ho..
and last but not the least..
as we all know dat dis iz a joke site, not any discussion forum or blog.. so plz.plz.plz. is matter ko chodo or jokes post krke site ki raunak badhao..
or admin bhai double meaning jokes b post kiya kro na..wo b to non-veg ki hi sub-catagory hai.. :D
abhi hehehe bhai thanks yaar.. aur double meaning bhi karta hun.. but vo thode se stock mein kam hi hote hai. but will try my best.
yar yaha vulgarity to bahut hoti he..par atankwadiji ko ye sab bate kehne se phle ek bar apne cmmnts jarur padhne hi admin ji me yaha jokes to roj padta hu par cmmnt pehli bar kiya he.. Ap to bas logo ka mind fresh karte ho..bigadna ni biagadna to hamare hatho me hi he..ap to bas joke dal kar hamara manoranjan karte rahiye
HAHAHAHHGAAH CONDSOM KI FACTORY WOW WODERFUL
hahaha
Joke achchha he,
aaj maine sabke comments padhe.aur admin ka jawab bhi padhe jo bilkul sateek the,
@ Raj bhai ,aapki jindagee ki kahaani mujhe bahut dard bhari lagi,padh ke laga ki aapne sachmuch shangharsh liyaa he waise aapki kahaani par ek film bhi ban saktee he,hehhee
aur haan apne jo kahaa he ki jaa rhe ho ,jindagee rahi to fir milenge vagaira vagaira,yaar aap apne ghar hi to jaa rhe ho ya kisee aise grah pe jaa rhe ho jahaa par internet ki suvidha nhi hogee hehee.yaar apne ghar se bhi aap hum logo se connect rah sakte ho.so try to keep in tuoch yaar.
Wo DIL hi kya jo aapse milne ki tamanna na kare,
Hum aapko bhool jaayain ye KHUDA na kare,
Rahega PYAR aapka saath Zindagi ban kar…
Ye or baat hai ki ye Zindagi WAFA na kare.
aur haan kavita (stolen by you) achchhi lagee hehhehe
Addmin bhaiya mai yahaa jokes likhna chahta hu.
aap use publish karenge.
Plz plz plz.
sure dear y not
mujhe lagta h dono k baap alag alag fild k gandu rahe hoange
Abe o ra ra raj abe ha ha hakle sir se ta ta takle q tu gh gh ghar ja ja ja raha hai k ba ba banbass tu tu aise ba ba baat kar raha hai jaise gh gh ghar ki ja ja jagha te te tehar ja ja jail ja ja raha ho abe a a ab to te te tehar me me bhi net su su suwidha hai abe mu mu muje peh peh pehchan main hu te te tere di di dil ki dh dh dhadkan gussa na kari v (tenu pichho awaaj mari aa)
Oye hahahah ye aaj bindass koun h bhai?! Aur tu h h h ha hakla kyu rha hai?
Pa pa panchhi ma ma maine kaha ke ma ma main hu di di dil ki dh dh dhadkan a a ab tu tu tum bi mu mu muje pe pe pehchano (aare diwano muje pehchano main hu kon main hu kon)
D d dil ki dhadkan !m m meri d d dhadkan t t tight h h h ho gayi y y yaar!! Heartbeat? Aur ye tehar kya hai?
panchii dil wali jagha tight hone ka to kuch aur matlab niklata hai dear eheehehe
bindaas likhte ho hahahahaha