Shareef Ladki Ki Double Meaning Baat

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Bus Conductor: “Chandni Chowk Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao.

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147 Responses to "Shareef Ladki Ki Double Meaning Baat"

  1. Dhiraj says:

    @JAY…i know u like me u nkow i like ulets get together boy….looooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee uuuu baby….from worlds most beautiful lady angel n frm me…bye takeea careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!..misssssss u give me puppy! haha!.:).bye.

    • Jay says:

      Dhiraj yaar….

      My eyes detected,

      My heart reacted.

      Thousand were rejected &

      Only you were selected.

      Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement:P

      he..he…he….he

  2. Sherlyn says:

    Nice..bt purana hai kafi….nd hye admin ji…..naresh ..kartik ..heartbeat …me abhi itne logo ko hi janti hu.

  3. Dhiraj says:

    @Jay,..humka jaankar khushi hoth ha..ki thohke ee kaa kahal jala .bhojpuri haan ka acche gyan ba…auroo batawa ka haal chaal ba…aapke hum roj yaad karila pyaar vyaar mein sankoch na karal jala…bujhla ki na..apna khayal rakhiya..tohar dhirja hahaha!.

    • Jay says:

      Arey hamre dost dhirajwa k v bojpuri bahut acchi aawat ba, Hamke t bahut hairani hot ba kee e kaise ho sakela. lagat h kee uhoo bhojpuriya baa.

  4. heartthrob says:

    imagine karo dosto agar woh such main apne kapde utaar rhi hoti toh kya hota.

    • Jay says:

      Hey yaar tum heartbeat se heartthrob kab aur kaise ban gaya ?????????

    • Mausam says:

      haha hehe joke achchha he.

      @ Heartthrob agar ladki sach me kapde utaar rhee hoti to fir Driver aur conductor bhi utar jaate chandnee chowk par hi.aur saara chandni chowk bas me chad jaataa hahahaha

  5. Jay says:

    Hey dosto gud pm.

    hehehe bahut pahle k baat hogi aab to cndctor awaz hi nahi deta hai k bus kaha aa gayi hai……

  6. Jessica says:

    Gud 1

  7. Jessica says:

    Mera kal ka question toh easy tha aur uska answer tha aankh

  8. Heartbeat says:

    Bhai ab bus kaha hogi ab to shahar b metro shahar me b metro ladki b metro ladka b metro aur dono metro me hi metro (sex) kar lete hai

  9. Jessica says:

    AGAR FRNDS AP APNE AP KO INTELLIGENT SAMAJHTE HO TOH IS QUESTION KA ANSWER DE KE DIKHAO
    ok question ye hai
    3 frnds hote hai
    1andha (blind) 2gunga(dumb) 3bhera(deaf)
    toh hota yeh hai ki andhe ki patni bhere ke sath bhag jati hai toh ye socho ki gunga andhe ko yeh kaise bataiga ki uski patni bhere ke sath bhag chuki hai
    answer ata ho reply karo

    • Admin says:

      hmm ye question kaafi purana hai aur shayad unaswered bhi hai

      agar iska jawab koi na de saka to jessica tum dogi na pakka hehehe.. answer

      mere khayal se gunga kisi dusre aadmi ko jisko dikhta ho usko ishare se batayea aur vo andhe ko bol ke bata dega

    • Jay says:

      Yaar sidha sa jawab hai, Teeno ek dusare k bina adhure hai, esliye wo teeno sath-sath rahte thhe. jab Andhe k BV Bahre k stah bhag jati hai aur ghar me nahi milti hai to wo apni BV ko dhudhne k liye Goonge ko bulata hai aur Goonge k sath Bahare ko dudhata hai to Bahara v nahi milta hai…….Es se baat saaf ho jati hai k Andhe k BV Bahre k sath Bhag gayi……

      Wase Admin bhai aapki baat me v dam hai…….

      • Jay says:

        Admin Bhai aapne humara Jawab abhi tak kyu approved nahi kiya hai jo hame Jessica ke sawal ka diya hai??? Kya humne koi wrong Ans diya hai. yaa phir aur koi baat hai ??????

      • Admin says:

        Arrey bhai konsa mene nahi delete kiya. Dobara se likh ke batao i will check it

      • Jay says:

        Admin bhai good morning.
        Sorry! bhai sabhi comments approved hai….

    • Ashish says:

      Gd marwao andhe ki gunge se….. VEJAFRAY

    • Ayush says:

      Are yar brail technique ka use krk likhega aur andha use touch krk padh lega.
      Ya fir gunga bahre ki biwi ko bula kr layega aur wo andhe ko bta degi.

    • savita says:

      Jessica aesi news kabhi chhupti nahin magar gunga,andhe ke hath mai mangalsutra ya koi uski marriage symbol dekar tod dega aur dono mlkar party aur maje karne club mai chale jayenge hehe uski ajadi ki khushi mai.

  10. Jay says:

    Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.

    Pappu : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.

    Teacher : Kyon?

    Pappu : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta:P

  11. Ashish says:

    Kapde he kyu.. ?

    Penty vi utar sakti thi koi mana nahe karta

    esy hadse hote rahte hi aksar relway bathrum ke bahar ha ha ga…

  12. Samir says:

    ……………..QUESTION…………….

    Aisa kon sa surakh hai jisme

    …9…surakh ja sakte hain

    ,,,,,,hai kisi k ,,, GAND,,, me dum

    jo ish ka sahi ans de sake,,,

    ..( its nt 4 Admin ) admin-yaar tu jawab mt diyo,,,,pliz,

    • Admin says:

      heheh chal nahi deta bhai…. vese vo hai badi mast cheez..

      hint: purane ashiq logo ke pass vo hua karti thhi.. aur vo mahbooba ko us se khush kara karte thhe

    • Ashish says:

      Bansuri =………=

    • Jay says:

      Yaar Samir yaha GAND me dum dikha kar Competition nahi jitana hai…….hehehe

      Chal jab teri GAND me dam hai toh hum phir tumse kyu kam hai….hehehe

      Dosto wo chez hai "BASURI" Usi me Baas ka 1- surakh hota hai jisme

      …9…surakh hotey hai…..jinse sur aur tal milate hai…..

      Yaar Agar wrong Ans. hoga to jarur Ans batana…. Phir tum hi GAND me DAM no. 1 Rahega….hehehe

      (Dear don't mind)tc.

      • Samir says:

        …………….question……………..
        Ans- bansuri
        yaar mere l**d me v kafi dum hai,,
        ,,,mujhe lagta hai tere lund m v kafi dum,,hmmmm
        bt yaar agar ye baat teri,,,premika( dhiraj ) ko pata chal gaya na,,,,to jindagi bhar ouska g**d pharte rahiyo,,,hehe

      • Jay says:

        hahahaha… good reply………hehehe

  13. Ashish says:

    Tajmahal ke age savi dekhte hi koi pechee dekha hi kya….?

  14. Banjara says:

    He££ö frnds

    yaar delhi mai 80% girls kapde he kitne pahnte hai jo utaregi

  15. Banjara says:

    Yaar jessica tum kaise kapde pahenti ho

  16. Banjara says:

    Hum Ruthe Dilo Ko Milane Mai Reh Gaye

    Gairo Ko Apna Dard Sunane Mai Reh Gaye

    Manzile Hamare Karib Se Guzar Gayi

    Or Hum Auro Rasta Dikhane Mai Reh Gaye.:-D

  17. kapil the cute boy says:

    @shallu bhai me theek hu…thanx yaar yaad karne ke liye

  18. kapil the cute boy says:

    sab log ek hi chiz dekhna chahte hain….ladki ne kaha kapde utar rhi hu to bas pagal ho gaye

    me to aisi bato pe dhyan hi nhi deta,,,,,

    • Ashish says:

      Kapil tcb. Jee kya baat hi. mera to (kapde utaar rahee hu) sunkar lambu khada ho jata hi..ha.. ha.. ha..

    • Heartbeat says:

      Kapil bhai tum jab aisi bato pe dyan nahi dete to tume kaise pta k ladki kapde utar rahi thi hahaha

  19. kapil the cute boy says:

    yaha to purane sare use change ho gye,,,,,

    DHIRAJ aur JAI ka pyaar barkraar hai dekh ke khusi hui

    • Jay says:

      Kapil bhai humara pyar aapke sath v pahle k hi tarah barkarar hai…
      Thanks, aapko khush dekh kar hum aur v khushi ho rahi hai…..

  20. Princ says:

    Good jock.

    Jassica question to sahi likha karo.

    .

    .

    Behra andhe ki wife ko bagaa kar nahi le jata balki usko chod deta hai.

    .

    Ab jassica batao gunga andhe ko kaise batayega ki uski wife behre se chud chuki hai..?

  21. Heartbeat says:

    Ek baar ek ladka hota hai uski rental cd and cassates bechne ki shop hoti hai uski shop par ek din ek sunder si ladki 1 cd lene aati hai ladka usko dekh kar use mann hi mann chahne lagta hai aur usse pyar karne lagta hai par btane se hichkichata hai dusre din wo ladki pehle din wali cd wapis kar aur cd lekar jati hai issi tarah wo ladki har roz uski shop par aati pehle din ki cd wapis de kar nayi cd le jati lekin ek baar kitne dino tak ladki us ladke ki shop par nahi aayi to us ladke ne socha k kya baat hogi us ladke ka mann pareshan tha to wo us ladki ko dekhne uske ghar giya to use ladki ke ghar ja kar pta chala k ladki ne kisi k pyar me sucide kar liye to us ladke ka dil tut giya aur wo udas ho ker apni shop pe aa giya to uski najar us cd par padi jo ladki last time lekar gayi thi jab usne cd ka case khola to usme ek letter tha jisme likha hua tha k main aapse bohut pyar karti hu maine apko itne letter likhe lekin aapne ik b letter ka jawab nahi diya main aap ka kal tak intzaar karu gi agar aap nahi aaye to main aapke bina mar jaugi us letter ko padhne k baad us ladke ki b death ho gayi MORAL: kabhi b apne dil ki baat apne dil me na rakho use share kar lo nahi to uska parnaam bohut bura ho sakta hai

    • Banjara says:

      Heartbeat meri heartbeat ruk c rhi h yaar aisa mt soch mere bhai Divya teri h aur teri hi rahegi bol de sbko dil mai mt rakh

    • Panchhi says:

      Yar har story ka end aesa h kyu hota hai !bahot bura lagta hai na yar…waise ye story bahot achhi hai…

    • Biswa says:

      Woh……kya story hai isko lekar to koi hindi picture banni chahiye.

    • Dr.kumar says:

      yaar heartbeat teri ye story phle suni hui h

      Aap n story k activ person ko badl diya

      Shop pe ldki kam karti thi

      Ldke cd kharid ta tha

      Khudkhusi ldke n ki ldki n nhi

      Kyo admin bhai mai sahi kah to rha hu n

      Ab aap hi btao

  22. Dr.kumar says:

    tum sab log bhi santa ki tarh tharki ho are kabhi to achchhe khayal man me socha karo

    • Panchhi says:

      Achha kumar ji to ap yaha kya kr rhe ho ji…

      • Jay says:

        Dr. Kumar ji yaha par Nasbandi karne aur Mala-D ki goliya batane aaye hai:P ……hehehehe

      • Dr.kumar says:

        panchi ji mai yha aap jaise pyare.2

        Logo k comment padh raha hu

        Ha ha ha ha ha ha h h h h h ,,…………

      • Jay says:

        Dr. Kumar ji aapka Dhandha – Paani Manda chal raha hai kya ?? Jo fursat me comments padh rahe hai…….hehehe

  23. Arjun khan says:

    Hai all frend kaise hai ap log aj pure din ap logo ke kamment padta raha us se pata chala ap log badiya ho
    aur admin ji ap ke kiya hal chal hai

  24. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ hi frnd yaha sb question answer khel rahe hai , to koi kisi ke gaad pe rate laga raha hai !

    chal yaar sb theek hai , main v ek question daal raha hu, aaram se jawab dena hai !
    psychology(luc) aapke paas aata hee rehta hai !

    MY QUESTION……

    ek mahila nd ek purush sath baithe hai , kisi anjan person unse question krta hai "aap dono me kya rista hai ?" mahina ne jawab dee " enki saas nd meri saas maa-beti hai " ! to fir un dono ka rista kya huaa ?

    • Jay says:

      Yar PSYCHOLOGY ….Purush jo hai wo Mahila ka Mousa (Khalu) hai. Merea jabab galat ya sahi hai reply jarur dena.

      • Jay says:

        PSYCHOLOGY Sorry yaar Galat jawab de diya thha….

        Sahi jawab hai Purush nd Mahila me Mousiya Sasur nd Bahu ka Rishta hai……Yah Jawab 100% sahi hai.

    • Heartbeat says:

      Dear wo purush us mehila ka sasur hai or mahila uski bahu hai ab jo samjna hai samaj lo punjab me j ek khawaat hai jo hum bachpan se sunte aa rahe hai ghode (horse) te chadhendiye(chhadhna) wang(horse ki lagam) phadhenda(pakadna) tera(tumhara) ki(kya) lagda(lagta hai) ehda(iska) te main naam na jana(wo uska naam nahi le sakti) mera naam hai jeena(her name jeena) meri saas te ehdi(iski) saas lagn(lagna) maawa(mother) diyaan(doughter)

  25. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ hey dost kaise ho aap sb ?

    @ divya aapne to kisi ka dil hee tod diya , bt dost chinta ki baat nahi aise dil roz roz tut te hai !

    @ rashhi g aap kaha ho ? dost aa v jaoo mn nahi lg raha hai aap sb ke bina !

  26. raavan says:

    hy panchhi janeman maiekdam mast hun tum btao kaisi ho?or yaar mai shraab kabhi kabhi leta hun

  27. savita says:

    In this situation i think aisa kabhi nahi hota sabhi yahi kahete hain ki zara rukna mujhe saman utarna hai magar mere sath ek baar aisa hua ki ek admi ne apni press ki pant ka packet bus ki upper slap par rakha tha use jab utarna tha to usne ek pass khare ladke se kaha tha beta zara meri pant utar do mera stop aa gaya hai. hahaha

    • Rudra says:

      guess wat???the same thing happened with me..during a study tour meri ma'm ne mujhe dekhke bola..mera kapde utaar kar mujhe dedo..i was dumbstruck fr sum time..bahut jor ka jhatka laga..lol

  28. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ ye shreef ladki nahi ho skti hai ye to pahuchi hueee fakeer hai !

    ye v to keh skti hai ki mujhe apne bag lene do !

  29. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ hey mousam bhai kaha kho gagy ho ?

    • Mausam says:

      PSYCHOLOGY(LUC)Bhai bas yaheen hoon yaar garmee bahut pad rhi he aur yahaan south me to bahut bura haal he yaar.

      us pe yaar customers visit ,yaar isee vajah se time nhi mil paata he.

  30. Dhiraj says:

    @kapil, thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!! tc!:).

    WHY JEssica is here????
    ans..coz no one killed jessica…:)…

    @jay, baby m made frm mumbai soil…n mujhe bhojpuri tab aae jab mein tumhare village gaya tha…ha ha ha!….thik kahat hai ki nahi ha! ha!…kiss kab doge next birth mein???.miss u!!.

    • Jay says:

      @ Dhiraj yaar,
      Let me kiss ur lips,
      let me feel ur teeth,
      let me feel ur tongue.
      SMILE!
      This is ur friend
      “PEPSODENT”
      reminding you to brush ur teeth,

      Twice a day Everyday

  31. shallu says:

    o yaar hame to joke fun ke liye read karna chahiye na ki us par argument frnd's . I think hum sab jante hai ki kuch hi logo se aisa word nikal jaate hai.

  32. AJUBA says:

    Pysology kesa sawal pu6a parivar ke sare sadasya ke darsan ho gaye tu hi javab de de har man li

  33. Dr.kumar says:

    he admin bhai kaise ho yaar

    Kal hum ne ek comment kiya tha

    Aap ne post nahi kiya pl.

    Yaar kabhi to mera bhi post kar diya karo

    • Admin says:

      Kumar ji.. kya yaar tum sare log ek hi ratt lagate ho mene aproove nahi kiya

      ya to tumhare comment karne mein dikkat hai mujhe recieve nahi hote

      ya fir tum log kuch esa likhte ho jiski wajah se mujhe delete karna pade..

  34. Dr.kumar says:

    @jay

    bete jay mai yha advise nd goliya bechne nhi

    Aap log k sath der sari masti nd bahut sara pyar pane aaya hu

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  35. Dushra says:

    Yeh ldki nehi patakha hogi.

  36. Heartbeat says:

    Hlo divya kaisi ho kya haal chal hai yaar kaha ho yaar abhi tak aayi nahi k tum kab aaoge

    • divya says:

      are budhu kal sunday tha na ghar mai net nhi laga hai issliye comment nhi kar paayi ssry

      • Heartbeat says:

        Yaar divya agar pe net nahi hai to kam se kam tumhare pass mobile to hai na uspe koi internet pack activate karva lo tumhare bina ye site suni suni si lagti aur waise b admin bhai bolte hai k aksar sunsan jagho par koi na koi hadsa ho jata hai kahi wo hadsa mere duwara na ho jaye kisi k sath

  37. Kartik says:

    Hi divya ji jay ji where r u are sabe gao chale gay kya Are kash mein aus bas mein hota aur such much wo kapde change kar rahi hoti kya hota waise tumhare samane koi dress change kar rahi ho to tum kya karoge

    • divya says:

      mai to mast hu or sunao akhir aapne hume frnd mann hi liya

      • Kartik says:

        Divya ji me bhi theek hu waise aap ka real name kya hai jay ji kaha par ho yaar

    • Jay says:

      Hey Kartik !! yaar haum to ekdam mast hai, tum apni suna kaise gaddi chal rahi hai?????

      • Kartik says:

        Jay &divya ji hund me changa hu Ek angur aali vich bra ni paaye banda: janani se tuade aam dikh re ne _______janani: aam dikh re ne tahi to angur bik re ne::_________banda: kuch der baad banda soch k bolda ki tussi ander panty kyo ni paaye:_______janani:abe saald mather chod tahi to angur di patty aaye ae

  38. AJUBA says:

    1 sawal jo kar dega aap sbki nind haram

    esa konsa kam me jo mard puri jindagi me 1 bar karta he lekin orat (woman) vo kam roj karti he

    admin bro aapko javab aata ho to sirf ha bolna bas baki sabko sochne do

    • Admin says:

      May be haan or may be not.

      But pakka nahi kah skta par jaha tak mera khayal hai is kaam se related chhez ko mene recently baba saxidas ke ek joke mein mention kiya hai.

      Aur vese b aajkal ki ladkiya us kaam ko kam hi krti hai. Kabhi kabhi jrur krti hai par roj nahi. Aur angrejan to bilkul nahi.

      Jaha tak guess hai vahi hoga. Vese tum to bata hi doge na?

      • AJUBA says:

        Ha ekdam sahi javab he admin bro yaar ye dimag late kaha se ho age 25 bata te ho or dimag 52 wala chalate ho wow

      • Admin says:

        abe hehe ye to aur logo ne b bataya hai.. to ab unse bhi unki age puch

    • Jay says:

      Ajuba ji n all frnds sabse pahle Good Morning…….

      Yaro wo chez hai "SINDUR" Jisko Mard Aurat k Maang me kewal Shadi k din dalta hai aur uske baad Aurat use Roz shringar karte samay apni "Maang" me dalti hai……

      Maine to yahi guess kiya hai agar koi dusara ans. hoga to dosto jarur batana.

    • divya says:

      Ajuba ji i think admi ek baar sindur bharta hai orat ki mang mai or orat daily bharti hai apni mang mai kyu

    • Kartik says:

      Ajuba ji tum sach much ajuba ho yaar aadmi aurat ki ek baar sindur se maange bharta hai aur aurat roj bharti hai kya sahi kaha na aur sawal pucho aise khel me maja aata hai

  39. Jay says:

    Hugli Hugli

    Dugli DUgli

    Bugli Bugli

    Ugly Ugly Stopppppppppp!!

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    -

    -

    -

    Don’t laugh! yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya…..

    Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA………….HA HA HA HA HA HA

  40. panchhi says:

    heyy frnzzz..gud mrning..

    @shallu teri ek sath 2 nav me savar hone ki adat jayegi nahi na !!

    @drkumar ji muje laga ap… chalo chhodo bhi…kaise ho ye btao.?..aur sare cments padh liye ki nahi ???

    @ oye raavan ab to tum yhi kahoge na chalo jane jane do…sweetu kaisi hai?

  41. panchhi says:

    @hii baba ji kem chho(kaise ho?)?

    @hii heartbeat how r u?

    @mausam ji ap kahi dikhayi nahi de rhe ho?

    @rashi yar next year ki exame v abhi h de rhi ho kya?

    @shubham ji kithe gayab ho gye tussi??

    @hii matrix teri movie ab tk ni bani??indian govrnment jesa kam hai yar tera v…

    aur sb kaise ho dosto?

    @viru basanti sathe honeymoon manavva gyo lage chhe ?

    • Admin says:

      Panchii janu… maja mein chho (maje mein hun ) hehehe

      • panchhi says:

        oyee hahahahahahahahhh ye kaun si language hai hindi gujarat mix hahaahhh yese achhi hai… :))

    • Mausam says:

      panchhi ji dikhaayee to aap bhi nhi deti ho aur na hi sunayee deti ho sirf padhaayee deti ho hahaha,

      vaise aajkal thodaa busy bhi hoon lekin jo bhi time mil paataa he usme to main aap sab logo ke comments bhi nhi padhh paataa hooon.

      vaise comments padhne me bahut mazaa aataa he.hehehe

  42. Heartbeat says:

    Panchii ami maja ma tumi kem 6o maja ma

  43. AJUBA says:

    Admin jay divya and kartik ekdam sahi javab he aap sabka aap jit te NOKIA x2 -01 ki photo 29" color tv ka box

    and mere sath diner ka moka vo bhi aapke ghar ha ha

    dont mind frends just fun

  44. shallu says:

    hehe ajuba mai winner nahi hu tabhi tere liye dinner tayyar karunga kaova biryani.

  45. shallu says:

    hey dosto (rashiiji,kapil bro,anjali,arush) in gumshuda logo ka pta chale to bta dena yaar ye mera khali purse lekar bhage hai.hehehehe

  46. shallu says:

    hi jay&dhiraj i think tum dono ki frndship ki tarah kisi ki frndship nahi hai i salute yaar.

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